RAW CLINT : FIGHTING & PIRATES

you do need to think about like fighting okay with most of us aren't conditioned to that you know Brady and I've talked about a lot kid goes to gym two T times a week he's like always wrestling fighting punching every time he comes got [ __ ] black eye some punch him in the eye great you know we've talked about it a lot okay you know I'm not really fond of the idea although it's happened to me a couple of times okay in my life but you know almost everyone on the planet has never actually been just flat ass punched in the face okay and a lot of people it's completely [ __ ] stunning I mean they were just like dude I'll poop and they just back up and kind of and be like snowflake okay I don't think it understands and I told people like in the old days in Texas I used to cheat people I would go like you know I would say hey great you know people go yeah I'm gonna hit this guy and I'm gonna do this and I'm not gonna no you're not okay at this you're gonna grapple with this guy and roll around in the dirt with them that's what's gonna really happen there's very few people who actually like box you know I'm talking about boxing you get a lot of grappling and then guy while you and I go nah dude you're gonna grapple for a maybe maybe 30 or 40 seconds maybe minute at the most and then you're gonna be completely out of here okay maybe okay oh no you know I'm gonna I'm gonna no you're not then the best thing that happened to me to support that was cage fighting when cage fighting came okay and you see these two guys that are buffed out I mean they just like oh [ __ ] and then they go ding and I'm blue you go [ __ ] me that guy looked like one of them like one of them Greek statues and someone just knocked them the [ __ ] and then you see that Linda or that Ronda Rousey in orbit will you know she I don't know man she may or may not have lost one or something but I wouldn't get in the cage for a day she'd knock your ass to wife [ __ ] oh me okay I'm kind of like uh huh okay yeah what she said well she's not the MU she will beat your ass okay okay like you don't know people we live people talked about fighting but mm-hmm and I duly noted you know three steel plates two 12-inch rods 14 screws note in the operations three steel plates okay [ __ ] steel rods okay shot through the arm busted up guts I already got it that's why Jesus gave me gun then he gave me another gun then it gave me another gun they gave me a shitload ammunition I'm like done how many guns you carry as many as I can get up I look like a pirate ship okay like just like this just keeps going off okay you know like you know like got it okay and on top of that I'm old okay but if I was young now I go I find some place just go get put [ __ ] on just fight the crap out of somebody roll in the dirt with them punch him in the face punch man and nut punch him in the guts and soon as I learn how to punch the piss out of somebody I'd go someplace and find how to get a knife I'd stick him in a net side stick him in the guts I'd poke him in the eye okay I'd learn all that [ __ ] cuz that's really what's gonna happen you're gonna fight a lot more people than you're gonna shoot okay then soon as you get done doing all that [ __ ] your hands he'll start picking up every gun you can find then you'll fight long enough to be old enough that you'll need guns whoo okay but what do I know about it okay

Channel: Thunder Ranch

Views: 394,955

Rating: 4.9708805 out of 5

Keywords: thunderranch, firearms training, gun vids, pirates, mma, ufc, girl fighters, rhonda rousey, clint smith, classroom, guns, concealed carry, rangetime, pewpew, learn to fight, go train, urban rifle, defensive handgun, 1911, glock, ccw, second amendment

Id: ymBthBH3pAk

Length: 3min 37sec (217 seconds)

Published: Sun Jun 25 2017