Do people actually get sucked through airplane
windows? Did a bunch of Russian peasants really kill a real-life zombie? How
did a Nintendo console once end up causing someone to die in extreme pain, and did you know something as harmless as
carrots and cute little house cats can kill? All will be revealed in arguably one of our
strangest shows yet, and that’s saying something. 18.
No one really likes cockroaches, after all, they often come after dark and start
using your house as if it were a free hotel. The good news, while cockroaches do sometimes
bite, the mark doesn’t usually do anything other than cause a bit of itching. You’d be
unlucky to get an infection, although we won’t deny that these little space bugs can leave
disease-causing bacteria all over your food. Still, not many people throughout history have
died directly because of a cockroach. That’s why death by cockroach deserves a place on this list.
His name was Edward Archbold. In 2012, the world media reported that this Florida man had indeed
succumbed after getting on the wrong side of a cockroach, or some cockroaches. He’d attended an
event at Deerfield Beach in Florida to promote a local pet store, and with a bunch of other
folks, he entered a food eating competition. Basically, they had a time limit in which to
stuff down as many cockroaches as they could, but this unlucky 32-year old man choked on the
things. The cause of death was “asphyxia due to choking and aspiration of gastric contents.” Had
he won, he’d have gotten himself a pet python, but when “arthropod body parts” clogged
up his throat, he couldn’t breathe. All other 29 competitors came away unharmed.
This is the only death from choking on a cockroach we can find, although choking on hotdogs at
eating competitions happens more than you’d think. It happened to a young woman in 2021
in the US as she was trying to raise money. A guy choked on a bunch of pies in Australia
in 2013, and in more recent years there have been choking deaths at such competitions
involving pancakes, cakes, and tacos. Actually, choking on food is hardly a rare kind of death,
but choking on a cockroach might be a one-off. Ok, now let’s talk about one of the most
frightening diseases the world has on offer. 17.
Can you imagine turning to stone, or what seems like turning to stone? Your entire body gradually
starts to harden, making movement hard for you and in time making life impossible. It happens to
very, very few people in the world and it's called “fibrodysplasia ossificans progressive”, or
in more simple terms, “stone man syndrome.” In short, because of a faulty gene
mutation, the body doesn’t repair normally. Instead of just going about its
business like it does for everyone else, when a sufferer’s body gets injured-
and that could be a very minor injury- tendons, muscles, ligaments, and other
tissues ossify. That means turn solid. Like something out of a superhero movie, new bones
form, but instead of the person becoming stronger, they lose the ability to move. They turn into
stone. And there’s no treatment for this. Only around one person in two million
people will get this, but when they do, life can be incredibly hard. A guy in the
UK named Joe Sooch has it as we write this. He explained, “Imagine breaking your arm and you
are in a cast - but it’s permanent. Bones are just growing and locking my body into place, I can’t
get surgery because more bones will just grow.” That’s the most messed up thing about
this disease, if any surgeons go in there, the body might see this as more damage, and
further exacerbate the problem. For this reason, most sufferers are confined to
a bed by the time they are 20, or at least a wheelchair when they leave
the bed, and many die around the age of 40. We’ll come back to diseases, but first,
let’s talk about accidents again. 16.
Ok, so we expect many of you have put some of your hard-earned money into a vending
machine only to watch that deviant spring unfurl and not let go of that item you so dearly want
or drop it into the abyss, not the trough. It’s annoying as hell. We’ve been there. We
know your pain. But, A) Should you walk away and go get help? Or, B) Should you attack
the insentient hulk with all your might? As you know, the correct answer is A,
but hey, after a long day in the office writing Infographics Show scripts,
sometimes one allows the red mist to take over. That doesn’t usually end well.
We know this partly because of a research paper published in the Journal of the American Medical
Association called “Soda Pop Vending Machine Injuries.” Here’s some text from the paper:
“Fifteen male patients, 15 to 24 years of age, sustained injuries after rocking soda
machines. The machines fell onto the victims, resulting in a variety of injuries.
Three were killed. The remaining 12 required hospitalization for their injuries.”
It seems not all the deaths were related to the machine not giving out paid-for items, but someone
trying to get a freebie. All the deaths happened at various US army bases in the world since
that’s where the researcher focused his study. The injuries included someone losing a toe,
someone’s bladder getting punctured, a fractured skull, and a few broken bones. But the researcher
said that it was, “common knowledge in the barracks that the machine that crushed the victim
would dispense a free soda if rocked vigorously.” The same guy updated his study, with
the next one mentioning 15 US deaths, all male except one. In fact, the word on the
street is three or four US citizens die each year after messing with these massive machines.
So, guys, just leave them alone. Accept failure. Don’t try to cheat. Some of them weigh 750 pounds
(340 kg). They can’t be bargained or reasoned with, they don’t feel remorse or fear, and if you
mess with the wrong one, they will terminate you. Ok, this next guy’s death maybe shouldn’t
be on this list, but the man himself, he should. He deserves to be talked about forever.
15. When a man named Frano Selak did karaoke
and sang “I will survive”, people listened. What’s interesting is not so much how
this guy died, but how many times he almost lost his life in very rare circumstances.
In 1962, a train he was traveling on derailed and after falling into the water, he was fished
out and survived while 17 others died. He only suffered broken bones and hypothermia. In 1963,
he took a flight in his native Croatia to see his sick mom. A door malfunctioned while he was in
the air and he was pulled out, only to land on a haystack and survive. 19 others weren’t so lucky.
A few years later, a bus he was traveling on crashed and it veered off into a river. Again,
he got out, but four others didn’t. He later had two car accidents and both times the
vehicles blew up, but both times he survived. In 1995, he was walking when he was hit by a
bus, and he came out of that with just cuts and bruises, and just a year later, his car was
hit head-on by a United Nations truck. He was thrown through the windscreen, and over a cliff,
but survived by grabbing hold of a tree branch. Sometime later when he was 73, he won the
lottery, taking home about $800,000. He’d already retired from his job as a music professor,
so he bought a boat and lived pretty darn well. He gave a fair chunk of his winnings away, too.
As for his luck, he once said, “I am going to enjoy my life now. I feel like I have been reborn.
God has been watching over me all these years. The Devil has moved on to torment someone else.”
Some media have questioned his stories, but those that know him say he’d told the truth.
He once said about his buddies, “There came a stage when I was lucky to have any friends at all.
Many stopped seeing me saying I was bad karma.” He died in 2016, aged 86, but we
can’t find the cause of death. As we said, what’s interesting here is how rare
some of his accidents were, so let’s talk about the freakiest one.
14. We guess you’ve all seen those movies
when a window or door breaks on a plane and people get sucked out, their bodies sometimes
being broken up as they are forced through such a small place. But that’s the movies.
Surely no one gets sucked out of airplanes. The odds of dying in a plane crash are low, and
nothing close to the odds of dying in a motor vehicle accident in the US, which according to
The National Safety Council is one in 102. The same study said dying in a train crash is one
in 178,741.The odds for dying on a commercial aircraft because of a crash or some other kind
of plane malfunction is one in 29.4 million. That’s rare, but getting sucked out of
a window or door while everyone around you is screaming like mad is even rarer,
especially when you’re the only one to go. It’s happened, but is really unusual since
there are three layers in the window and even if you wanted to break it, you’d have
to do a fair bit of banging with a hammer. So yes, very, very rare. But it’s what happened
in 2018 to a retired nurse named Jennifer Riordan. She was traveling on a Southwest
Airlines flight when a bit of the engine broke and smashed the window next
to where she was sitting. She was almost immediately stuck to the hole and looking like
she was about to go through. Other passengers, described as heroic, tried to pull her to safety,
but the force of it killed her. She didn’t leave the plane, but she was half in and half out.
“This is not a frequent danger,” one expert later said “A lot of research work was done in
the 40s and 50s to make sure it wasn’t a danger – double-skinned windows and precautions like that.”
Mainly, this kind of thing would happen when there is a hole in the fuselage. That happened on
a plane going from LA to Sydney in 1989 and nine folks ended up in the sky. There have also
been cases of people going through broken doors, but again, this is about as rare as rare comes.
Let’s now talk about your favorite thing: Poop. 13.
Can pooping kill? The answer is yes, but you’d be one in
a few million if it happened to you. We don’t mean just dying on the throne from
some other thing, such as a heart attack, but when pooping is the reason for the death.
It can happen after something called “Defecation Syncope”, which in layman’s terms literally
means Pooping Fainting. It’s so rare that the US National Institutes of Health says it
“is infrequently described in the literature.” That paper explained that some people bear
“down to increase the pressure in the rectum”, hence you’ve all tried to squeeze one out, as the
saying goes. The paper added, “The increase in the pressure of the rectum calls for closure of the
epiglottis, tightening the diaphragm, tightening the muscles of the chest wall, and stimulation
of the parasympathetic nervous system.” This can cause a rapid drop in blood
pressure and less blood getting to the brain, and before you have time to think, in
some people at least, it’s lights out. The paper talked about a 55-year-old
widow in the US that had for ages been struggling with constipation, and as some
of you will know, squeezing them out in such situations can take quite a lot of effort.
This woman was in the hospital for this condition and at one point wanted to poo. She called for a
bedpan and pushed as she’d never pushed before, although the paper stated: “a huge mass
was expelled through the vagina” instead. She went into shock and almost died,
but she pulled through in the end. Still, there have been cases of dying from
this, but usually when they were already suffering from other health conditions.
Right, if you can die pooping, can you die laughing?
12. Laughing yourself to death is a
bit like pooping yourself to death, in that they both trigger some reactions
in the body rather than kill you right out. While death by laughter is said to be “extremely
rare” there have been documented cases going back to ancient times. Laughing, especially when really
hard, can cause a brain aneurysm to rupture. It might also lead to asphyxiation or
suffocation, according to the experts. In other circumstances, the person might not find
anything funny at all but laugh because of a brain problem. That can lead to a seizure and death.
Then there’s that word syncope again, which in some cases means the person laughs until they
faint and that may cause sudden cardiac death. Let’s look at some fairly recent cases.
In 1975, in England, a guy named Alex Mitchell was watching an episode of a comedy sketch show
called The Goodies. In one particular scene, a Scottish guy in traditional clothes and armed
with some bagpipes has a kung-fu fight with a northern English man armed with nothing
but a black pudding, aka, blood sausage. He laughed for 25 minutes straight and
then collapsed in the chair and died. It’s thought he might have had a heart condition
and the laughter caused cardiac arrest. In 1989, a Danish audiologist named Ole Bentzen
who’d been working on the movie “A Fish Called Wanda” found it so funny when he watched the first
screening that he literally died from laughter, although again, it was the laughter
that caused him to have heart problems. Writer John Cleese actually thought he should
market the film with this incident, but then he said it was probably not in good taste.
But our favorite story comes from the third century BC and involved a Greek
philosopher named Chrysippus. This guy was famous for trying to understand
the meaning of life and the very universe by applying logic to matters, but it
seems he was also a bit of a comedian. One day he was out in his garden with his
slave when the slave suddenly shouted to him, “Master, master, a donkey is eating the figs.” Chrysippus then surprised the slave by saying,
“Ok, go give him some wine to wash them down.” He apparently thought his own joke was
very funny and he died from laughing. Now for a kind of death that we imagine might have
only happened once, and let this be a lesson to all of you.
11. Some of you went through school at times
seeing an idiot go up behind someone and pulling the person’s underwear up as high
as it can go. That can be a bit painful, and leave the person looking a bit silly.
As you know, this act is called a “wedgie.” In 2013, someone died from this. The killer
was a guy from Oklahoma named Brad Lee Davis. He’d been having a fight with his stepfather,
and at one point during a tussle, he grabbed his underwear and pulled it really high up, so
far it went over his neck. That cut off his air supply and he died, with the press later
calling the act an “atomic wedgie.” That just means when the underwear goes over the head.
Davis pleaded guilty to first-degree manslaughter, later saying, “Man, I did a horrible
thing when I gave him that wedgie.” We can’t find any other death from wedgie
stories, but we did find a case in which a woman wore such tight shorts on a date that the
wedgie caused sepsis which almost ended her life. This next one is just plain sad.
10. The last thing you want is to go to bed
and wake up with your partner dead at the side of you, something you don’t
expect if you’re young and healthy. This happened in the UK in 2011 when a man,
a rather large man, slept next to his lover, a rather small woman. He work
up and she wasn’t breathing, with an investigation proving that at some
point during the night he’d moved in his sleep and suffocated her. It was called
a freak accident and he wasn’t charged. Again, this is unbelievably rare, but
what’s less rare is dying while having sex. 9.
We found a few stories of people dying on the job, but they mostly included
people exerting themselves when they had heart conditions and then they had a heart attack.
In one such case, a British man had traveled to Thailand and after one night prowling around the
Red Light district of Pattaya, aka, Sin City, he met with a young woman for a so-called good time.
He’d apparently taken Viagra, and in the end, it was all too much. The police said he died from
a heart attack. He was vastly overweight, had been drinking every night, and had underlying health
problems, so his night in the sack proved deadly. Don’t let this scare you away from sex. Sex and
even earth-shaking orgasms are not dangerous, but according to the Journal of
the American Medical Association in very rare cases sex can lead to cardiac
events and in some cases, a type of bleeding on the brain called a subarachnoid hemorrhage.
What’s weird is the Journal of Sexual Medicine said in a study that a fatal cardiac event
is more likely to occur in men when they are cheating. That’s what happened to a former Vice
President of the USA named Nelson Rockefeller. The 70-year old man died in his townhouse in New
York City. The only other person there with him was his 25-year old former aide, Megan Marshack.
It was a bit of a scandal, but not so much, because he was infamous for his extramarital
affairs. No one has ever proved he died while making love, but people familiar with the matter
said he and Marshack were an item and he died in “undeniably intimate circumstances.”
As we said, that’s not so rare, although when a lion killed a Zimbabwean
woman named Sharai Mawera while she was with her man out in the wilderness in 2013,
that was rare. As for the man, a report read, “Unfortunately the woman was mauled to death by
the lion, but her boyfriend managed to escape naked. The two were romping when the incident
occurred. The lion came from behind and roared.” We’re afraid that we can’t give you any
statistics here, because as far as we know, there haven’t been any studies relating
to deaths caused by wild animals during the act of fornication. Sorry about that. We may
write a letter of complaint to Johns Hopkins. Then there were the deaths of Brent Tyler
and Chelsea Tumbleston when they fell from a building while having sex in South
Carolina in 2007. Believe it or not, we found a bunch of stories of people plunging
from balconies, roofs, walls after getting it on. Safe sex is obviously a manifold term.
Maybe death from sex in high places isn’t that weird after all, but this next kind of death is.
8. This disease we are going to talk
about is so rare that only around 400 people in the world have it right now.
Its name is Hutchinson-Gilford Progeria Syndrome (HGPS), a disease that makes
a young person look very old. It doesn’t only accelerate the aging process in
how people look, but it makes them suffer from old age-related diseases. That means a kid or young
adult will suffer from things such as joint pains, and worse, cardiovascular diseases. These folks
have an average life span of just 14 years. In short, this genetic disease makes
cells die prematurely. However, it doesn’t affect a person’s motor skills
and their intellectual development remains normal, as can be seen with the
YouTube star named Adalia Rose. Besides the way she looked and a high-pitched
voice, she sounded intellectually just like anyone else her age would. Unfortunately,
the disease took her at the age of 15, with her family saying she died peacefully.
Now back to accidents and one case we expect will never happen again.
7. As you may know, when it comes to accidental
deaths, drowning is one of the most common ways to go. The CDC writes that about 4,000 people in
the US die each year from drowning, while the WHO says the global tally is around 235,000.
So, drowning isn’t rare at all, but drowning in a beer flood we can
say with confidence definitely is. That happened in London in the year 1814. On
October 17, a massive vat at a brewery burst open and that led to several large barrels of the
ale also bursting. The outcome was about 128,000 and 323,000 imperial gallons (154,000–388,000
US gallons) gushing into a nearby slum. The people had nowhere to run when a
15-foot tsunami of dark porter beer smashed down the walls of their ugly abodes.
One of the victims was a teenage girl. Five others were Irish immigrants who’d been
attending the wake of a two-year-old boy. This was a tragedy, but the English newspapers
didn’t think it was anything worth writing about seeing as only poor folks died.
Some folks did write about, though, with some of them saying after the flood almost
every adult and the child ran around with buckets trying to get all the free beer they could. As for
paying a fine or some compensation, that didn’t happen. The Irish Times writes that the
government actually bailed the company out after losing so much of its addictive product.
Let’s now talk about another kind of drowning, although one associated with
people trying to get healthy. 6.
Carrot juice. Who would think such a harmful thing could be deadly.
On February 17, 1974, the New York Times ran the headline, “Carrot‐Juice
Addiction Cited in Briton's Death.” That addict was the 48-year old Basil Brown,
who it was said was on gallons of carrot juice a day before his skin turned bright
yellow and he keeled over. Dr. David Haler, the pathologist, said so much Vitamin A was
too much for the guy and the cause of death was liver failure. Apparently, on the day
he died, he’d drunk 10 gallons of the stuff. This is the only carrot juice overdose death we
could find, but this next kind of overdose could happen to you.
5. Death by drinking too much water is super
rare, but it does happen from time to time. It’s called water intoxication.
This can lead to hyponatremia, which means the sodium levels in a person’s body
are too low. It can also cause water on the brain, or cerebral edema, and that doesn’t just
hurt like hell but can finish a person off. It happens more often with athletes who’ve
drunk loads of water after an event or training, but we found three cases when it happened to
soldiers who’d been through some tough training. The reports said the men had drunk over 5 liters
of water in a few hours. One of our staff writers here at the show even had a guy die during his
military training from this rare condition. It’s hard to say how much is too much,
but medical professionals tell us that the kidneys might be overwhelmed if a
person drinks three to four liters of water in a short period of time. They don’t say exactly
what amount is dangerous, so for educational purposes, let’s look at some real-life cases.
One case involved a healthy 22-year old guy in the US who while in a detention facility guzzled
6 liters of water in about three hours, which was apparently part of a game he’d been playing.
A research paper said, “He showed progressive psychiatric and neurological signs including
restlessness, peculiar behavior and convulsions. On his admission, 15 h after the discontinuation
of the water drinking, he was in a coma.” Then there was the recent case of a
17-year old who after football training at a Georgia high school drank two liters
of water and two liters of Gatorade very, very quickly. He collapsed and later died.
In 2007, there was a famous case when a woman in California went on a radio show to try and win
a Nintendo Wii games console. This 28-year woman along with 18 others was told to drink as much
water as possible without going to the bathroom. A nurse was listening to the show at the time,
and she called in and warned, “I want to say that those people drinking all that water can
get sick and die from water intoxication.” The woman actually won, but then she could be
heard saying to the DJ, “My head hurts. They keep telling me that it's the water...that it will
tell my head to hurt, and it'll make me puke.” In the competition, called “Hold your Wee for
a Wii”, they had to drink an 8-ounce bottle of water, wait a bit, and then drink another.
Some people backed out at eight bottles, but this woman kept going. It’s
estimated she drank around two gallons. The mother of three got in the car and complained
of a horrific headache. Five hours later she was found dead on her bed by her partner.
The most recent case we can find was in 2020, also in the US. It involved parents
making their 11-year old drink around three liters of water in four hours. He threw
up, but they kept telling him to drink more. They were charged with first-degree murder and
some other charges relating to their utterly terrible parenting, although the murder
charge was later dropped for the mother. Again, we don’t have statistics for death
by water intoxication, but it is very rare. Now let’s return to the super weird.
4. One way no one wants to go is what we might
call an ironic death. Unfortunately, such deaths can be tragic and funny at the same time.
One such ironic death would be to die at someone else’s funeral, a kind of two-for-one deal.
We found plenty of cases when someone had a heart attack at a funeral, and some more cases
when a car crashed in the funeral procession, but the most messed up cases involved
someone being killed by a coffin. The first of which was in London in 1872 when a
man named Henry Taylor tripped on a stone while doing his duty as a pallbearer. At that point,
with the coffin being too heavy for the others, they all dropped it and it fell on him.
The Police News-Gazette at the time wrote, “The greatest confusion was created amongst
the mourners who witnessed the accident, and the widow of the person about to
be buried nearly went into hysterics.” The second case happened
in just 2018 in Indonesia. A 40-year man lost his footing while carrying the
heavy coffin up a ladder that led to a ceremonial tower. The coffin landed on him and crushed
him. But guess who was inside the coffin?... His mother! Talk about tragedy.
Now let’s ask a question: What do you get when you cross a rather large
clowder of crazy cats and two helpless women? 3.
There are a few stories that relate to cats being involved in people’s deaths,
such as the one when a cat smothered a kid, or another when a feline caused a fatal bicycle
collision. There have been cases of cats giving people rabies and other dark tales of people
dying from the so-called cat scratching disease, aka, bartonella henselae, but unlike
their avowed enemies, dogs, cats don’t kill people in a moment of extreme violence.
But a cat mauling may have taken place in Iran in the 1800s. How true it is we don’t know, but the
usually trustworthy BBC wrote a story about it. It was reported first in Victorian
times by the Illustrated Police News. As the story goes, a wealthy and eccentric Iranian
lady lived in a rather nice house surrounded by her servants and her cats, many cats, because
she was something of a fan of felines. But one day a huge fire broke out in the house, which
left the cats in a compromising situation. The woman told two of her two maids to
go to the room where the cats were kept, which was dangerous since the house was
now almost entirely engulfed by flames. This is what the BBC said happened next,
“The blaze had driven the beasts berserk. The instant the door was opened, they
flew at the unfortunate young women, tearing, scratching, and biting them in a frenzy.”
Both women died from their injuries, although we do wonder about the reliability of
Victorian-era police news reports. Ok, now you have got to ask yourself
what a drunk animal could do to a person? 2.
Ah, good old alcohol, that legal high that has more blood on its
hand than a thousand tyrants put together. If the booze itself doesn’t kill you, when mixed
with cars and fists and guns and sometimes just the ground itself, alcohol is one dangerous beast.
But the best booze death story we could find involved a bear. Bears can be a bit irascible
at the best of times, and that might lead to a handful of deaths around the world each
year, but can you imagine what a bear would do if he was out of his mind on hooch?
We know the answer to that because of a story that happened in 1891 in the Russian
city of Vilnius – not the one in Lithuania. An unnamed rich man had been given the bear
as a pet, and while it had been tamed, a bear is still a bear. It was said the man’s
servants liked to play with the bear, and one thing they enjoyed above everything
else was getting it drunk on vodka. We don’t know how this happened, but one day
the bear had gotten out of this guy’s house and ended up at the local tavern. There, it
somehow managed to sniff out a keg of vodka, and it proceeded to drink it in vast quantities.
The Innkeeper, named Isaac Rabbanovitch, was less than pleased and so he attempted
to take the keg away from the bear, but now with the animal half-baked, it did what humans
often do while drunk and went on the attack. Rabbanovitch was killed, but the bear wasn’t
done. It also killed his two sons and daughter. When the villagers arrived at the tavern,
the bear was fast asleep on the floor next to a pool of blood and vodka. If it could
have spoken, no doubt it would have said, “Guys, I have no idea how this happened.” They
shot it on the spot. This is the only death by a drunken animal story we could find, so we’re
going to call this kind of thing very rare. Ok, last one, and a story that is
like nothing else we’ve ever heard. 1.
Zombie talk isn’t anything new, in fact, some people from the past actually
believed in zombies, rather than as we do, just tell stories about them. For instance, if
you were to look at a particular paper published in the Journal of Archaeological Science,
you would come across a story of villagers in Mediaeval Yorkshire in England chopping up
dead people so they wouldn’t rise from the grave. You can actually find cases going back thousands
of years where people all over the world buried their dead by weighing or tying them down, so
when we tell this next story, just bear in mind that folks in the old days might
have taken the living dead seriously. It happened in Russia during the 19th century.
According to the BBC, a funeral was in full flow when the coffin opened, and a man opened
the door and got out. The article explained, “This was, needless to say, an unexpected
turn of events. White-faced with fear, the priest and the mourners alike ran from the
church of their Russian village and scattered to their homes, bolting their doors.”
The zombie apparently went after them, walking out of the church and heading to
the house of an elderly lady. Meanwhile, a quite rational priest had come to the conclusion
that this guy had been in a coma and come out of it, and now just needed a bit of help.
The priest went to tell the local peasants, but by this time they’d already armed themselves
and gone zombie hunting. By the time the priest caught up with them, the zombie had been cut
to pieces and subsequently thrown into a marsh. People have been signed off as dead and come back
many times in history, even recently, but back in those days in places where science wasn’t exactly
embraced, that kind of thing could be deadly. We’d say being killed because you’re
accused of being a zombie was a one-off, but in 2015, a Walking Dead fan murdered his buddy
in New Mexico with a knife, an electric guitar, and a microwave, because he believed he was
a zombie. The killer, a father of two, had no history of mental illness, although alcohol had
been enthusiastically consumed before the attack. We don’t think we can beat that,
so we’ll end this show here. Now you need to watch “SURVIVE THE
2019 ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE CHALLENGE”. Or, have a look at “Best
Evidence of Life After Death.”