rare off-stream jerma discord call with ster

context stir was watching The Path of Exile two reveal stream event and germa was in his chat he then asked germa to join the Discord call all right dude it's good talking to you ah okay all right that was it well I mean I I got to get back to work oh yeah yeah that got to get working got to get back to work yep yeah I one question before you go y uh do you always wipe my ass yes yeah I I I I find to be unclean down there down there to be [ __ ] revolting yes every time you never like miss you never like forget no uh no this this is a ridiculous thing that you were saying right now and I know it's just like a joke and it's like oh s is saying some [ __ ] wacky that's a ridiculous statement I mean do you wash your hands every single time I'm not even going to give it a response just cuz I know I know it's just like you're [ __ ] around it's like a wacky thing for your stream okay yeah go back go back to your corporate job do you have a bedet no oh then you haven't even [ __ ] live do you oh he left I was going to ask he probably has when I was going to ask if he could teach me how to use it hey just want to clarify yep I I don't actually have a b day oh so so you're not going to you're changing your tune pretty quick I feel like a second ago you had one and a and now you're like I'm going to uninstall it cuz he's going to ask questions well I just think I I just want to make you feel bad that you didn't like have one but I don't have one either so have you ever used one no okay I I just the whole concept to me is it I get it but I don't get it at the same time how do you what's there not to not get okay so you sit you sit down on on your toilet yeah and you're done you're done doing your business we're not going to get into that cuz I'm about to whatever so you finish it's like okay I I don't know if I want like a stream of water going like into my ass like I feel like it would just kind of get everywhere wouldn't it I I you know I've never considered the Splash Zone but I do have to imagine that a toilet is designed for things to not Splash saying like on you like just on your body like wouldn't it get like kind of I don't know every like all over you I don't I just feel like it would' be messy I've been told that that is a completely untrue statement are what I think okay why am I even humoring this stupid question you you asked if I wiped my ass and like now I'm like go back the question the F the real reason is like if you wash your hands every single time you go to the bathroom cuz I don't like everyone always when you like go to the bathroom is they did you wash your hands it's like I wasn't like my hands aren't dirty so don't you think it could kind of apply in the same way that like no this was like a clean clean shot poop do you ever do you ever like wipe and there's really nothing on it cuz it just just slipped right out and you're like man why did I even bother wiping and what about hey what about the microscopic fical matter you understand like what you're saying like think about the the the what I'm okay I'm not streaming this is fine we'll do it on your stream I don't care I'm so I wait you're sending mixed messages are you leaving I I want to answer your question fully okay okay so you do not wash your hands you're saying before I I need to get this this picture here because I think this is a ridiculous statement you made yeah I wash my hands before going to the bathroom before before that doesn't make any sense how does that not make make any sense think about all the [ __ ] gross [ __ ] you touch before before you use yes what are you what are you touching that you're worried about transmitting I not me like a door handle are you your fingers in your ass no just think about all the things that you touch like like oh I I'm going to take out like some cash I got money in my hand okay I'm putting it back in oh yeah now I want to like put I'm no I want to wash my hands they're not those are not clean I don't want to touch those areas in my body without having completely clean hands I you really are Dennis from Always Sunny like you just copied his personality you grab a door handle that like maybe the 50 people may have touched like wherever you are where are you are you are your home or you talking about like in a public place I guess at this point like it doesn't matter you watch before and after because but what I'm saying is okay let's say your hands are dirty dude I think what are you doing with your hands just you're touch just touching anything in the world I mean when you're in the bathroom that your hands need to be clean to sit on a toilet for 40 minutes mind you I don't take in public I don't take a 40 minute [ __ ] in public what are you talking about you don't go to the airport you got like a layover you're in there for a while and you don't just sit down for like 40 minutes and you're like oh well I guess I'll be on my iPad no my goal in a public bathroom is to get in and get out of there as [ __ ] fast as humanly possible I I don't want to be in there for more than 5 minutes tops ever okay then I maybe I read you wrong cuz before you were saying that you like to spend a lot of time in the bath and there wasn't all these cop in the privacy of of my own space Oh yeah that's fine public bathroom I want to no I want to like you want to get in and get out so obviously I'm coming to visit you if you just disappear for like an hour should I just assume you're in the bathroom no that's not going I look we you're we're conflating a few different things here if it's like a Sunday afternoon hey there's nothing really going on okay then you got you got plenty of time to to spend as long as you want want doing whatever you want right like if you this company over it's not like oh yeah see I'll be back I've got to I've got to go to the bathroom I I'm going to spend like two hours reading the [ __ ] funnies like I mean I wouldn't I wouldn't mind I just want to know like if you I don't want you to feel like you need to entertain me the whole time so if you have like certain bathroom habits I don't want to feel like I'm getting in the way of that I don't want to be a burden you are going to be fine don't worry you sure yes but yeah I I I for all of you in s chat that are you know you wash your hands before going to the bathroom you get it you get it um how chat how many of that is you is that a common thing that sounds before and after before and after cuz I feel like you hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey let's bring it back let's bring it back so like it's it's 100° out right now it's crazy hot out if you walk somewhere you're going to be super sweaty and you're going to have to take a shower right okay I mean depends but yeah sure generally speaking it's Vegas it's really hot out are are you going to like do you take a shower before you go work out and then come home and then shower again cuz they're like I don't want to be dirty when I'm working out uh no so here here's here's the thing I take a shower I I take a shower every day like in the morning when I get up I have to I plan to but like if I was going to the gym I wouldn't go to the gym in the morning I'm evening gym kind of guy I'm like in the in the evening times mhm so the shower there might be two showers in that day if if I'm at the gym and it's like you know really pumping the iron and getting you know the blood flowing but we're talking like a full day has gone by S I haven't been in the gym in like [ __ ] four and a half years so like this is not like it doesn't have to be a gym that's why I brought up like walking around like if you know you're going to probably get sweaty cuz like oh you probably don't walk either you probably have people that do that for you now no I I I do not typically the case that you're talking about like walking around mhm no I me I don't really get that I don't like really sweat that much when I'm walking around it's not like enough to like be like oh I need to take a shower right now mhm but I mean your hands yeah I I I'm always okay for those of you just it's important for for those of you that like touch your face and your nose in your mouth I'm always my fingers are like always scratching my nose and like you know putting my fingers on my chin I I always like put do doing stuff with my hands all the time I have to wash my hands before right like I always have to have Clean Hands cuz they're always touching my [ __ ] face are are you not satisfied like you don't think your hands will be clean if you only wash them afterwards well it's the look when you are okay let's paint I'm going to paint you a scenario you're going up and escal and you got your [ __ ] left hand is grabbing the escalator you don't do that you do not do that though I'm saying you sometimes you don't even know what you're actually touching sometimes you're like oh yeah I don't do that kind of stuff just take your finger and like drag it across your desk like behind your monitor okay like you don't even know what you're touching throughout the day but what I'm saying is okay you your hand is dirty you enter the bathroom yeah you have to wash your hands because why like you the only reason that I can come up with is that you're sticking your hand in your ass and you're worried that you're going to get like an infection how do you urinate stir I just I one leg at a time just like everybody else wait what did you say one leg at a time like everybody else there's a reason to wash your hands before do you you double gripping your [ __ ] dog no but like dude you I want to have clean [ __ ] hands but I'm I don't I'm not going to like grab the escal you got it like that I don't want to grab the escalator Rail and be like oh you know what would be great right now me like peeing and like going to the bathroom and like no uh uh wash my hands okay by the way this doesn't like here here's the thing this is mostly an Inu thing okay this is not like I in the in the privacy of your own space no not I do not wash my hands every time in my own did you ever seen that George Carlin skit where he talks about being um like him and his friends would play in the local sewer they never got sick cuz like they they were just used to it yeah like I told you especially in a public place I you've hung out with me many times the last time I hang H out with you in person you were in that [ __ ] like plastic bubble what you said you didn't want to touch anything and you said there's a lot of germs and you were in like a full size like human plastic bubble Circle oh okay it's you're all right I see I see I was like what is he talking about okay I was like what is he did I do like a bit when he when I saw what am I talking we just do like bits to each other for no reason no one knows that they happen it's we just do some bits no in let me clarify it's in public is when I do that not in private okay but so yes I wiped my ass there you go there there's like the the 30 minute conversation you wanted to have we got we got honestly get back I got to get back to work okay your corporate job we know you work very hard good luck what you what was what was the last thing you want to say I I feel like if I just keep bringing up topics I'm going to keep distracting you and you're going to get fired because you're you're on the clock right now Buster guys anything anything else you want to say anything we I could just trying to find a way to end here but you know it's like who who said goodbye first it feels like if I if I spend 30 seconds and come up with another bathroom question you'll be here for an hour so I'm kind of like I'm kind of like thinking of a toothbrush we toothbrush stuff um a flossing like I don't know what's like a good question do you floss no I should Ashley sisters is is a dentist and yeah she you got start flossing man even even like once every few days come on okay I haven't done it so can you can you like help can you like show me how all right you teach me how to play Path of Exile and I'll teach you how to floss do you use one of the water picks or do you use actual floss just the real the real stuff floss H it's not it's it's pretty easy all right have a good rest do you want to play fortnite uh no but have a good rest of your stream dude good to talk to you always damn but like really do you want to play like no build fortnite no absolutely not okay yeah there's no zero that's a shame did do you want to do that yeah I've been wanting to get a fortnite day together hold on wait wait wait wait wait you're talking about fortnite fortnite like the original Fort like for fortnite game mode that fortnite they added a no build battle royale mode so like you know how you like build the towers and it's Battle Royale like there's a no build mode and you can be Goku and you can hit the gritty I have do the Kamehameha yeah but it's still fortnite I I don't really want to play fortnite did you ever play original fortnite uh the original one that was like the wave defense game I think I think you and I played it like for an hour and I was like oh this is okay H so no fortnite stream no I I've streamed it a couple times before and it was a disaster actually I kind of remembered that a big tournament M oh I'm yeah no I'm remembering the trauma associated with this question I apologize for bringing it up again that's my bad yeah I I think I was alive in that fortnite tournament that I did or was it I was part of I think I was alive for a total of maybe eight or nine minutes over the course of 3 or 4 hours damn yeah it was it was a lot of perspective watching not a whole lot of playing were you on like a team were you letting your team down as well yeah yeah oh yeah okay you should ater you should react to it that seems that seems cruel it's not even cruel it's just going to be boring like it's not you're not going to be like oh wow yeah this going to be so funny it's just me dying and then like cycling to the other players and them doing okay and I I that would not be good content that's just like oh this is he's kind of just dying in fortnite over and over again I got it okay deferred deferred topic uh do you take baths yes good yeah I I I I love bath you you ever used the bath bombs oh yeah yes I used like a bath bomb like one time and Ashley talked about it to her family she brought it up to her dad who is you know Ser serious dad type figure uh is a surgeon serious dad man and he just called me [ __ ] bath boy and it's like it's it's like it's been hanging over my head that I bathed with a bath bomb one time and it's like so like every once in a while if it's my birthday or something and it's like oh hey we sent you a gift like it's in the mail and it's be like a bath bomb and it's just oh no yeah you know what I mean yeah you're you're the bath guy but I'm but I'm really not even the bath guy I did it like once maybe twice okay were you like very audibly and visibly happy about it I not I think it was mentioned in passing love this no it was like I tried bath bomb they they're pretty cool and I got like like cuz I got like a pack of them I don't even remember what you know it doesn't matter I'm feeling very judged about my bath bombing uh and being bath boy isn't making it easier well let me let me first you should switch you should switch from the bath bombs are kind of anno they're cool every once in a while they're all right they're fine they're okay but salt like that that like uh salt yeah oh yeah I'm with you on that I'm with you let me let me let me let me get my let me take a look I give you the exact [ __ ] branding you're getting me a brand of salt right now mhm the germa turmeric bath salt oh is this is this a whole thing no no no it's just it's like an actual brand it's that it's a it's like something like Omega L he is from Always Sunny why was this the part that convinced you yeah so one of one of the times too I even got like one of the goofy bath bombs cuz it it really just I don't know it's not directly insulting but one of them was uh in the center of it it had like a light up so like your bath will be like ooh like it blinks and it makes like funny lights in your bath you [ __ ] bath way they kind of escalated it phone died is that is that really after all that how he's going to exit is that really how I'm going to get left here thought he was really looking it up but I guess I I was beating the dead horse of bath topics which he he had a he sounded like he had a Spiel for it the bath every part of the bathroom I'm sure he has like a life story bath boy then dips charge my phone oh his phone whenever I talk to ger on Discord and it's like clearly he's walking around the house with his Discord phone on I don't know why but it's not that you guys are going be like a weird sexual thing I just picture him as naked I just feel like something about hearing bring someone's voice over a phone where you kind of get that like home phone Echo thing it's like he's just comfortable he just feels really comfortable with this cuz he he does he doesn't it's not even like phone up to your ear where you're like speaking clearly into it I picture him in a bathrobe walking around uh and he's cooking bacon and some of the bacon fats like splattering up onto like his exposed belly and it's kind of like it stings a little bit but like he wants to do the conversation and he's like too distracted to go put clothes back on yet write it down I mean I'm probably pretty close to the truth

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Published: Tue Oct 24 2023