ranking every haunted mound music video

what up guys JJ uh I went on teer maker and I looked up haunted Mound so that's what we're doing uh this is uh haunted Mound music videos shout out whoever made this shout out uh baby sandwich H I'm not sure if this is even every haunted Mound uh music video but uh we cook slaughter house uh it's beats here just because of it's iconic or whatever I don't like the song that much but the music video is okay till death do with me I'm going to put that a tier it's not the greatest music video known to man but it's it's all right it's all right gizzard diamonds that's s tier it has turnab doing a money spread with haunted mount with Harold with Harold pumpkin stickers come on now uh Bake Light wait is that bake light or nothing that's nothing nothing gets a beats here because um I mean personally I like it I like nothing uh the music video for it it's kind of like like literally just that frame right there just summarizes the whole music video and then he's like holding is I can't remember is he holding he's holding like [ __ ] like a like a what the thing that people carry on Halloween whatever the [ __ ] it's called Uh ha man Reapers s tier as a music video it's just good um I think it's uh an entertaining one uh you know it has the little skeleton guy don't know where he's been him back I don't know where he's at uh I think he he he might actually be gone he he might actually be gone this one I'm not even 100% sure what this is I think this is Heffalumps if I had to take a take a wild Gander I take a little Gander on with these uh yeah that that is that's probably he lumps he lumps gets like a like a SE here I really don't even think the music video the music the the M the song is amazing I love Heffalumps but the music video itself is kind of boring a lot of the older music videos really don't hit like that like once they like once 2021 2022 came around that's when the music video started getting better uh my Reaper that'll go a tier for me love the song and everything but the music video it's turned about's first music video it's it like what like 17 in it he's like my age in it bro it it's just a goofy ass music video looking at looking at the little [ __ ] looking at a Utah like a 17-year-old Utah kid with a bunch of [ __ ] guns and a [ __ ] Cleaver bro that [ __ ] so funny bro oh bolos bolos can go beats here [ __ ] Snuffer but um the actual uh the actual music video is all right it's not that bad I don't really like like the freeze frames that it does I think they're cool at some points like it happen like it does it on husk Rider too I think gonville is the one who edited it shout out gonville for the comment on the YouTube video also shout out turn about for posting me on a story I I probably should have said that at the beginning of the video but I didn't um but yeah I mean I don't really like it there are points in it where it it's just goofy it's just funny like there are some good freeze ones but some of them are also really like really goofy like what what he's doing this like what is this he has like his mouth open he's staring up like what what what is that bro all the old ones are going to be down here by the way just because they're just doing this the whole time I get that it's like funny but it's like you could tell they're like 19 18 and it you can tell they had no idea what they were supposed to be doing this is God's light burns my flesh this is like the most forgotten music video for me like I forgot this even had a music video so I just going to go like seeds here great song though remember I'm not ranking these based on if the song's good I'm ranking on the music video and how much I care about the music video over the hills I'm going to give over the hills s tier just cuz um I know I think it's interesting interesting interesting uh you know Oscar's in it uh bucks in it bucks hiding underneath [ __ ] he's in woods it has that one shot where it's like the field and it has like a bunch of like scarecrows or something uh Spirits I I'm G put Spirits a here there's a lot of really cool shots in spirits uh the only the only bad part is a lot of the uh just just some just some [ __ ] goofy ass goofy ass like frames and [ __ ] and stills like the one where he has like the shotgun point at the camera and he has like he's like biting down what he biting I think it's is he biting down on a cigarett is he just doing this when he's doing that is just it just looks goofy it just looks goofy Bobby AA is going to go like d here the music video is not that good espe the parts where he's literally just standing in front of a car go that hard when it goes to the part where he's hanging outside of the car like he's just outside of the car door and he has like the black glasses on the black thing the black like leather jacket that that shot goes hard but it's only in there like twice in the whole music video to my knowledge and then the rest of it where he's like smoking a cigarette with the Jason mask on this is the I'm pretty sure this is the Wagoner that's going to go like C tier I mean I I I never to be honest since I don't really like the song that much I don't ever really watch the music video but it's all right like it's nothing crazy um this is try jeans I'll go CER as well the the ones going C are just like the the mid ones ones I don't really think are uh too special trying to look through these to make sure I get them all right I don't know what this one is I've seen this one before I don't know what this one is I I'll go check this one near the end comic crazy comic crazy just has to be S tier cuz it's the Goof it's one of the it's probably like top five of the goofiest [ __ ] ones because comic crazy is just such a goofy song as it is so the fact that there's even a music video for it is just so funny it has everyone in it I don't think turn's in it turn might be in it but it has like a bunch of people in it they're all just there cemeter is like going bouncing around going down like like hopping down on his knees he's doing like a mega nost stallion impression it it's just it's crazy time crazy time pain I going to go D tier like really like again all the old music videos really aren't that good to me there there's there's some good ones but I I don't really think they're that crazy new rocks is C I keep I'll put it C that one it's so goofy that it's going to go SI there's so many funny ass shots in that music video uh bunny Sue obviously bunny suit has to go year I know it's one of the old ones but they're literally running around in a [ __ ] bunny suit they're on train tracks he has a [ __ ] baseball bat they're inside of a [ __ ] of a shopping cart for half that [ __ ] sorry you can't see that I have it SED here because the way the the thing set up but you here you you get the idea I'm pretty sure this is uh this is a desecration n I'll put a c tier there's going to be a lot of C tiers cuz there's a lot of them that aren't like bad but they're not they don't really like stand out uh reverence ah honest I'm going to put a tier cuz this is like the only music video I can think of where he's wearing a baseball cap Cemetery where baseball caps more they might make you go bald but it don't matter it looks cool um make Harold make Herold baseball caps I will buy one if there is ever a Harold baseball cap I will purchase one and you will see me wear it on video when I buy it uh husk Rider it has turned about dancing around with a [ __ ] husk Vara in his hands here let me move my camera down there we go so you can see more of it but yeah it has turned about dancing around with a [ __ ] husa in his in his hands it's funny also the red hair the short the little short red hair turnabout Arrow was so crazy I wish for the cutter L album cover it wasn't him with black hair with the short black hair I wish it was in with a short red hair that would have been so much harder in my mind uh this is uh Lord of eph from honestly as a music video it's like C tier it's really not that crazy of a music video it's literally just him outside of a house I'm like 95% sure that's just all the music video is this is crucifixion it'll go beats here like a lot of them just have such goofy shots bro like I you know I love I love the music and everything but some of the shots in these music videos are just so funny to look at um yeah I don't really have much to say I think B tier is serviceable for it Nevada I'm going to put Nevada beats here just cuz they're on a [ __ ] playground and he's like on top of shipping crates if my knowledge servs me correct you know I I have bad memory so I mean you know and also has Cemetery literally rocking back and forth on the bottom of a [ __ ] of a what the [ __ ] is it called slide that's what they're called a slide a Red Mist it's I'm pretty sure the whole music video is in this black and white with the red overlay actually you know what beats here just cuz that's something different that doesn't happen too much that's a little that's something a little I'll put a a tier I'll put a a tier it's something a little bit different uh redwoods I mean I guess I guess C here I mean like it's nothing really that special I mean it's just it's just an average music video there's nothing like too crazy about it it has it has the people in it a cemetery uh gonville I think is in the background turnabout's in the background has Hackle obviously Hackle on the song but you know uh keep out keep out's s tier just cuz it's just it's one of the classic ones to me like when I think of haunt m music videos I think of the keep out one uh mainly just because I don't I don't really know he's like inside of like a [ __ ] sewer drain and he's just like out he has is he in I think he's in front of like a statue or something and then the one shot where he's like this and he has like his eyes bulging out when he's talking about Aderall how do I remember that whatever this is B light see I got this mixed up with uh nothing B light B light's s tier that one's just so that one's s tier level goofy that it it has to be in s tier music video he he he's literally sleeping with his AK like he's literally sleeping on his on a on a bed in what looks like the most rundown building I've ever seen it looks like he's in [ __ ] like wartime Iraq it it's like that it's like he's in Wartime Iraq and there's just an AK on his like on his bed he's just laying next to it and then there's like the shots where he's like peeking out the window like that [ __ ] so that's s tier goofy bro I I can't take it seriously that's s tier Goofy sigil is also s tier just because they're he's around [ __ ] they're around goats and he's also got like the little like uh the candle set around so it's actually like a Sigil and also I think this is is this the first music Cemetery had the uh the big ass pentagram the pentagram smoking remember that Skin Mask 2 it's going eights here I really it as a it's it's just a basic music video it's just he's wearing the leather face uh Skin Mask I think he should wear it more uh or maybe it was Just A Rainbow Bridge 3 thing I don't know it'll go a tier though I think it's a cool I just think the gimmick of it is cool so I I I think a tier works for it uh this ish is this Necromancer did Necromancer get a music video If Necromancer got a music video This is Necromancer Necromancer I don't even remember it so as you can go see tier in the field where I found you there are so many goofy ass shots from this but at the same time the location is so badass it's going a tier the location is so badass I don't remember where in the world it was I think it was like Romania or something it's some place in Europe and it's just cool as [ __ ] uh creeping through the woods creeping through the woods I'll put that s tier just cuz you know he's got the mask on and he has like the mask like pinned on on not on walls on trees and [ __ ] I think that adds a little bit to it you know what I mean I think it it looks cool like it looks cool I let me get let me get rid of f tier I don't think anything is going to be F tier yeah nothing's going to be F tier I don't think there's any I don't think there's such thing as an F tier music video unless it's actually no I don't even think there's such thing as an F tier music video there's just like low effort ones and that's not even F tier as long as the fact that there's even a music video for something is just is just good in my heart so haunted Hy Rod I'll put that a it's all right um yeah I mean that's all I really got to say about it it's all right it's cool has them on the tractor and [ __ ] it's all right scare CRA scare CRA is either a or S mainly because um it has has CER swing in a scythe it has ceran Buckshot in it which it's always cool to see them around each other obviously bucks I think in Ireland now getting out of rehab or whatever so good for him shout out Buck I mentioned that before but shout out bu Buckshot uh good luck on get sober I think he is sober now but good luck on keeping the sobriety I think I'll put it s TI just cuz it has buck shot with like the mask over his face I think it looks cool Fury Road I'm not going to put it D tier I'm gonna put it C tier it's just such a goofy [ __ ] actually you know what if I'm GNA put what I since I put slaughter house beats here I got to put f Road beats here I'm pretty sure f Road is the first ever music video it's so goofy it's so goofy it's like the same thing with uh with new rocks where's new did I do new rocks already I did yeah it's just it's just this it's just that the whole time random ass hand motions it must have been the robotussin it must have been the banad drol I don't know what it was but it just it just it just was funny uh how it be my wrist I mean it's it's a pretty uh pretty uneventful music video I mean it's literally just them with black cray and it's kind of like all in like one area nothing crazy that overlays a little much if it stayed on there for like half the music video it' probably be better but it's there for like the whole time so it's whatever uh Willows he's actually in a willow for it I think that's what it's called cuz that's what a yeah like a willow tree he's actually in it for it I think it matches the song well I I'll put at a tier this isn't like in order by the way this is just if they go in the tier they go in the tier I'm not saying like this like Willows is better than Spirits or whatever as a music video I H the knight's going s tier honestly that's going top s tier for me I know I just said I'm not doing that that that's probably my favorite music video yeah that's probably my favorite music video Just because I like the green screen I wish they use the green screen more often for music videos it would be so hard I think it's good it fits the song really well when the when the beat is about to drop and he shows the dash cam footage of the deer getting hit I think that is so hard funeral the uh setting for it is pretty good I put a a tier um pretty cool once again is this Peter Bill did Peter Bill get a music video I don't remember if it got a music video or not I apologize if it is like I was thinking that but I'm not 100% sure uh chainsaw party just because of uh I mean he's got a chainsaw on it he had a bunch of songs talking about having chainsaws and then he actually pulled up with a chainsaw for a music video and also like I said before I had the the the Bening gram smoking beautiful absolutely beautiful and there's these two I'll be right back I'm going to check to see what these are so after further consideration this one's gunsmith and this one is Peterbilt uh I don't really feel like watching them so Peter Built I imagine they're actually in front of the [ __ ] Peter Built so it's going to be B tier they're in front of a big ass truck I'd imagine so yeah and then gunsmith he's I'm I see a bunch of guns so it's probably somewhat interesting and then for all the music videos that have came out since this was made I'm trying to think uh okay so if we go back and order last I think last chapter is the newest one that' probably be like B tier winning team B tier early Warner ritual by turn about that one would probably be D tier I'm be honest that one's just not I don't really find that one that interesting love the song but that that one the music video itself is not that interesting um [ __ ] lash out L out would probably be like like what like C tier it's something crazy it's interesting it has funny shots in it it has the shot where where [ __ ] uh Hackle pulling his dreads and he's like doing funny actually you know what that' probably be B tier I but [ __ ] I might put that up at a tier personally because I it has goofy shots and I value goofy shots over anything I like it when they don't take themselves too seriously I I think that adds for a lot Hackle does it a lot Cemetery does it sometimes turnout does it a lot Buck hasn't really been around too much recently so you can't really do it when you're not doing anything uh gonville I think gonville still streams does he stream on I think he streams on Kick shout out gonville I'm gonna tune into his stream one day if you ever stream again I don't know I I I'm I'm not on I'm going be honest I don't go on Instagram very much or Twitter I go on Twitter it's just to check like sports stuff but yeah this is uh this is the definitive uh the definitive uh music video tier list I just spent 17 minutes ranking music videos for a music group what do my life too thank you guys for watching so much if you guys like the video like comment subscribe or whatever the [ __ ] YouTubers say uh at 1 th000 subscribers I think what I'm going to do is I'm going to do a uh a watch party we're going to listen to every single haunted Mount album in uh one sitting for a th000 subscribers I think that'll be a fun time something to do it'll be a couple hours so good time to meet meet with everyone talk to people live I want to start doing that more often so uh thank you guys for watching peace I hope you guys all have a a good day also for the [ __ ] who are just going to skip to the end of this video and probably get to this point and look at it if you if you just skip to the end of this video cuz I [ __ ] did on my other tier list they didn't even watch the video listen what I had to say shut the [ __ ] up watch the video give me watch time I need watch time so I can get [ __ ] monetized please for the love of God I want to start making money off this [ __ ] for the love of God please I need I need passive income but we going to get there please watch the actual video before you start talking [ __ ] in the comment section please this is not a ranking based on how I'm how much I like the song This is a ranking based on how good I think the music video is personally I obviously I'm not I'm not a videographer I'm not a photographer I don't know anything about video editing I don't know anything about anything I'm just a guy who watches I'm just a guy who watches videos and listens to music that is it all right cool appreciate it I see you guys in the next video uh deuces

Channel: jj

Views: 2,407

Keywords: sematary, haunted mound, hackle, buckshot, gonerville, turnabout, turnaGOAT

Id: APcOIiP9JT0

Length: 18min 55sec (1135 seconds)

Published: Wed Jan 17 2024