SMG4 INTRO MARIO: Whooooaaaaaa...! SMG4: AAAAAAAHHHHHHH-- *Crash* MARIO: La-la-la, hm-hm-hmm... La, la, la, hm-hm hm-hm hmm... *Retarded Evil Laugh* BOWSER: Bwahahahahaha! I'm back, Mario! I've come take the princess, the castle, and rule the Mushroom-- MARIO: I hate this channel. BOWSER: Now... I know what you might be thinking... You're thinking, "Bowser, this is the stupidest idea you've ever came up with..." JUNIOR: MOMMY! MOMMY, MOMMY, MOMMY, MOMMY! *Roar* BOWSER: Well... You know what I've got to say to that? JUNIOR: MOMMYYYYYYY!!! BOWSER: WHAT THE F**K DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?!?!?! JUNIOR: I'm-a hungry! Have you got any food? BOWSER: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BOWSER: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! JUNIOR: Oh, mother-- *Phone Ringing* BOWSER: What's up? GRANDMA: Raisins! BOWSER: What?! *Ominous Music* BOWSER: Oh, really? I was really hoping to kidnap the princess and all... GRANDMA: Oh, that's okay. Guess I'll just die alone... JUNIOR: MOMMYYYY-- GRANDMA: SHUT THE F**K UP!!! BOWSER: Nooooooo! No! No! No! *Laughing* JUNIOR: Hai-ya! JUNIOR: Ha ha ha ha-- AUGH!!! JUNIOR:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BOWSER: You piece of fucking... I swear to god, I'm gonna... *Angrily Mumbling* JUNIOR: I'm-a thirsty! You got something to drinky? BOWSER: DO YOU... ...WANT TO DRINK... ...MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMILK?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! JUNIOR: Ah... No. BOWSER: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! RAAAAAAAAHHHHH! LUIGI: Oh, hey Bowser, what's up? Making some home movies? BOWSER: I... Uh... NO! Is Mario here? (Alert) (Fire) MARIO: YES! OH MY GOSH!!! Come here, fishy-- Ah, fuck!!! WIERD DUDE: Hey, fellas... You looking for a good time? I'll show ya a good time... *Constipation* MARIO: Oh, it's on, asshole! SMG4: Oh, goddammit! Mamaf**ker MARIO: Hoo hoo! Hello! It's-a me, Mario! (italian speaking) MARIO: Oh look... MAMA!!! HOO HA HOO!!! WOW WOW!!! BOWSER: PARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!!! BOWSER: Huh? AAAAAHHHHHH!!! GRANDMA: I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!! BOWSER: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! MARIO: La-la-la, hm-hm-hmm... JUNIOR: AAAAHHHHH!!! BOWSER: HOLY SHIT!!! *Laughter* *Airplane Noises* JUNIOR: Again! MARIO: MAMAF**KER!!! MARIO: I'm-a fallen, and I can't get up! JUNIOR: Again! MARIO: NO! JUNIOR: WHAAA! *Fart* MARIO: WHAT DA F**K?!?! *Laughter* MARIO: I'M SICK OF YOUR SHIT!!! BOWSER: YOU SON OF A BITCH!!! *Panic* *Crying* MARIO: Whoo-hoo! BOWSER: I don't give a fuck! MARIO: Look, I'm a video game... THE F**K DOES GROMMIT MEAN?! MARIO: Say whaaaaaaaaaat? BOWSER: MARIO! MARIO: Hello, gay Bowser... I still love you! *Gay Moan* BOWSER: Ugh... Ugh...! Wario: Beautiful! BOWSER: MARIO! MARIO: Yyyyyeeeeeeeeeessssss? BOWSER: Let's touch p****es... *Barfing* MARIO: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!! BOWSER: Ugh... UGH...!!! *Barfing* JUNIOR: Hey! Get up! Get up, get up get up, get up... *Gibberish* BOWSER: YOU ARE JUST A STUPID, WORTHLESS *CENSORED*!!!! *Wimper* MARIO: Oh no! *Crying* MARIO: Oh, Hell no!!! Mario: (italian speaking) BOWSER: I don't care! Mario: (italian speaking continues) GRANDMA: Raisins! BOWSER: Oh. shit! MARIO: Have you seen *Lost Koopa*? WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?! YEAH TOAST!!! MARIO: Okey-dokey! What? Who's that? Gary? ROY: Hey, daddy! ROY: Bitch! I'm fabulous! *PewDiePie Fabulous Song* BOWSER: Shut the fuck up! EGGMAN: Sex Bomb, Sex Bomb... You're a Sex Bomb... MARIO: Bullshit! MARIO: Nobody caaaaaaaaaaaaares! Nobody caaaaaaaaaaaaares! EGGMAN: That's where you're wrong, biatch! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *Panic* MARIO & BOWSER: Oh, Hell no! Mario: Hey Stinky! (italian speaking) COP: Alright, alright, alright. Sir, um... I'm gonna have to ask you to please... um... come with us, if you don't mind... just for a minute. AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! MARIO: Grrrr! Come on! *Phone Ringing* BOWSER: Hello? Granny: Raisins! BOWSER: AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! *Yelling* MARIO: Wait, wait, wait! Where are you going?! EGGMAN: Don't drop that dun dun dun... *Hey!* Don't drop that dun dun dun... BOWSER: Let's do this! YOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! EGGMAN: Whoa! *Screaming* EGGMAN: How dare--! You ruined my work, you flying fat man! Mario: Let se go! TOAD: Oh my god, Mario! Your princess is in another castle... EGGMAN: Out of this house! Out of this house! BOWSER: Oh, goddammit! BOWSER: Uh oh... EGGMAN: Unbelievable! I'm gonna kill you, and I'll kick you in your-- JUNIOR: Hehehehe... BOWSER: Junior... I've got something... Difficult to tell you about... BOWSER: For the first time, I'm actually proud of you... JUNIOR: Give me a hug? BOWSER: NO! TO BITCH SLAP YOU! I FUCKING-- *get rekt* SMG4: Well, then how are we supposed to end this episode? DOCTOR: Let's get to bashing butts, as well as deez nuts. MARIO: Ah, yes. I would like a diagnosis... I think I'm-a pregnant. *Barfing* Subtitles made by: JacboyX
