*Quack!* DragonBall Z Abridged: Episodes 13 & 14

foreign [Music] cheers and welcome to Chicago reacts my name is Lauren and today I am going to be looking at uh Dragon Ball Z I'll be looking at episodes 13 and 14. I've been told that this is about when it starts getting really good so I'm counting on that being actually the case um I've been enjoying my little Trek through Dragon Ball land uh even if I am no I know that I'm missing a lot of context for a lot of it um but y'all have been doing pretty good uh job of keeping me appraised of what I've missed and like little bits that I've didn't understand in the comments below so keep doing that I really appreciate it um yeah I don't want to waste too much time so if you want to see more stuff like this make sure you uh like And subscribe um it really helps us out so let's go Dragon Ball Dragon Ball Z Dragon Ball GT all alone by FUNimation toy animation Fuji tvama please support the official release so after 731 grueling Galactic weeks of travel or one month if you've never watched Men In Black Power Heroes have finally arrived on Planet Namek where the sky is green the grass is blue and it's boring as hey go on check it out bluegrass what do you think their favorite kind of music is huh huh RnB sheltered aren't you I have to read an entire book about Peach farming on the way here you tell me well hey we're on Namek now Bulma got the dragon radar right here we're already picking up four dragon balls see now we just have to find them wish our friends back and head on home hey Krillin is that a Saiyan ship oh I think I sense Vegeta oh and now those four dragon balls are on the move [Music] [Music] I will say I do a pre I did appreciate that Bluegrass joke um I know that's that's very easy but it was fun I enjoyed it I thought it was a fun one um all right let's see if we're gonna have to hunt down some Saiyans let's go ah good to be back at 100 again I just got here and this planet's already annoying me wait a minute is that quiz part oh is that Krillin still screaming in the background well I better go take care of this hey what's that over there in the name of Frieza we demand that you stop wait and I heard that name before all right stay where you are and we'll shoot you don't you mean or we'll shoot you we know what we said well there goes our ship I definitely thought that ship would do better honestly you're not gonna lie and I will say I do adore that Joe that every time I've heard that particular that joke's like stay where you are and we'll shoot or whatever I've that every iteration of that is funny to me damn man you couldn't hit the broadside of a space Barn yeah well that's only because I'm too busy hitting the broad side of your mom looks like they're all wash what's up I believe this we're stranded on an alien planet it's like pitch black only Urban diesel is a total [ __ ] it might be best if we get ourselves out of the open hey look a cave see Palmer isn't this nice a nice dark dank cave who knows maybe here I'll finally meet a real man what about Yamcha a real man hey uh Krillin you feel that what the need to pee well they destroyed the toilet so I guess I'll just use a busher oh my God get the cave [Music] Krillin they have the Dragon Balls yes Gohan I noticed did you feel their power levels they were as strong as Vegeta yes Gohan I noticed but that one guy at the front he was like a hundred vegetas yes Gohan I noticed on the bright side I no longer have to pee anymore let me go change in the cave geez took you long enough we're going after those Dragon Balls well what we may be outmatched but we didn't come this far just to give up what the heck happened in that cave something I should have taken care of a month ago I don't get it yeah come on go on hold up stay here and call roshi back on Earth we may need backup wait what what is it what is it that he should have did a month ago what did he do stay close Gohan the animations of them leaving or like flying around or whatever get weirder every time well I guess I better Camp then Comedy House well the beaches are fine and the [ __ ] are finer could you speak up I'm not wearing pants not only is Vegeta on the planet but apparently someone else is there even stronger than him so in short should be whack yo the shizzle Master Rizzle I can't do anything until I'm fully healed though if only there are a way hey there I thought I just dropped in with these magical senzu beans that heal all wounds and restore your stamina if only there were take the damn magical beans Goku ooh sweet Saucy Magic naked time all right okay guys I'm going to bombers place I love the doctor just like that is more of my patients than I thought I'd see outside of a medical setting by the way taking the beans purlin Krillin what why bombers well I need a ship and bomb is there as a scientist I'm not even gonna begin to go into what is wrong with that and just wish you somebody in the um comments below begin to tell me what is wrong with that good luck Nimbus later guys I'm okay oh there he is [Music] hello there Vegeta fancy meeting you here so you've followed me sure took your sweet time well I could have gotten here sooner but I stopped on my way to plow your mother my mother's dead I know you know I'm having trouble remembering Queen what's your power level you would forget eighteen thousand same as yours Vegeta funny that see I just read my official Saiyan handbook and it says right here when a Saiyan is beaten to near death the power level increases immensely well I don't see what that has to do with anything and while I was down on earth oh man I got destroyed what yep all by a low-level Warrior his half-breed son a [ __ ] and an obese man with a sword I lost outright why are you telling me this you never tell anyone this easy because I know you'll never tell anybody queer oh that is that's a line Vegeta drop in the truth bombs now oh this boy's so dead but I hate you why would I that was fantastic oh my God his little pose I'm gonna look at his house so cute I don't know why that tickles me so much with that like little pose that he's doing there he looks like a super friend I love therapy oh my I seem to have gone off prematurely well hell looks like Vegeta just took our Queen poor fish face bastard wait which one was kui you remember purple guy hated Vegeta you're gonna have to be a little more specific reproduce asexually oh him yeah you know I wouldn't have minded so much if it wasn't all up in my face about it I can only swallow so much will you two pay attention these innocent bumpkins won't Slaughter themselves well you might be able to find a way to make them oh that'd be fun [Laughter] a new evil has revealed its face are these mysterious enemies and do Gohan and Krillin stand a chance the answer to these questions will be revealed right now the bondadoria Frieza and oh my no wait what face with Frieza I've forgotten all the other names already and I will not be going back to check all right now that you have arrived on my planet we will begin your training tension on child two twenty lives around the planet Piccolo go to hell I'm meditating keep doing that Yamcha what is a King Kai I'm ready for anything wash my car oh like in that movie wax on or wax off yeah go wax off okay so yeah that's exciting I got my boy back Piccolo is my current favorite character because NABA is gone maybe Napa will show up at this planet and have some power uh and also get to have a little bit of a power up so I guess okay so like I'm trying to remember exactly how this how this uh coming back to life thing worked I know that people have mentioned more than once that uh death is but it's a suggestion in this universe um but they know they wished uh Gohan no Goku back they wished Goku back which is when he lost his little um Halo um but he still stayed on but he re he had he was running down that Hill for a really long time to get to here but you can just come back anytime after this that's the only thing I'm like still a little bit uh shaky on I think it's like do they have to wish them back before they can return to Earth but they can just be here in this like weird little side Dimension um and you know and get fit you know is that how that works I don't know of anything I just said made any sense at all so like they can get fit but do they need to be wished back to life is what I mean to say like but they'll just when they and when they get wished back they'll be more powerful I think Dragon Ball Dragon Ball Z Dragon Ball GT Alone by animation toy animation Fuji TV and academa please support the official release all right Gohan keep your power level down well I'm trying but I can't seem to get to those those you guys Krillin but I haven't even I've been yeah like me he couldn't look the Dragon Balls wow those things are huge AC DC be damned jeez these aliens are scary especially that one in the front it looks like a total [ __ ] Chillin what a freaky alien genotype what'd you think I meant Oh I thought you were calling him the derogatory term for homosexual that thing's a guy [Music] [Music] hmm what was that quack oh it's just a space duck who are you hello allow us to introduce ourselves my name is Frieza and we're a traveling improv group here let me give you a demonstration my men shall play a group of drunken Sailors and you're a bunch of baby seals and go round team what do you want from us why are you slaughtering our people well you see I was just in the area and I thought this would be a delightful place for a summer home what the [ __ ] do you think I'm here for our trees two or three more two or three more two or three more very good zaban see why can't you be more like him to Doria sorry just listening to the space Dirk mm-hmm what a majestic creature now they're not all kidding aside where's the Dragon Ball we don't have it you know I'd be inclined to believe you if the last Village Elder didn't say the exact same thing until we killed everyone and tortured the information out of him of course it's the darndest thing too you're beginning to remind me a lot of him please do not be upset oh who I don't get upset I have people to do that for me with gusto stop right there [Music] okay oh look more baby seals we're here to stop this senseless Slaughter of our people 92. this has gone on for too long and now you're going to pay 355. we are we what are you no go on continue don't mind me and and we are the ones who will stop you wow 419. what the hell are you doing oh sorry it's a little hobby of mine is he counting cliches because that would be great I hear these heroic speeches so weirdly often so I started making a mental list of how many times I've heard certain lines you you insane bastard 190 yeah well uh we're going to [ __ ] your face oh my 12. zaban give the command get the command [Applause] oh Cohen we have to help them go on we need to stick to the flag what plan you just keep quacking over and over and we're still alive and Sir they seem to be stronger than we thought oh how cute they can hide their little power levels kind of killing our guys oh we have more of those things back at the ship it's not like we're losing anything valuable now you can no longer find our villages kill them okay come on bring it there's three of us and one of you man you must suck in math even worse than me what do you mean there's only two of you that's not right oh death good for him all right so yeah already this is quite fun I like Frieza I'm like there for it like he's scary as hell like there's something about just like a very calm like evil guy that is just very fun and you know and he's like very intimidating I wasn't expected to be intimidated by Frieza at all but um yeah yeah he's scary he's very freaky [Music] Goku it's been too long hi there Mrs briefs oh Goku you can call me what everyone else calls me what's that no I have no idea what it means but it's just the cutest little name well you are quite the mere funny now what are you doing out of the kitchen oh my mistake remember what I told you sweetie not talking have fun you two wow is this the [ __ ] well Bulma told me to start on it while you were in the hospital at least anything went wrong Krillin Krillin the good thing is it's almost all done well this is just the best day ever [Music] oops looks like I miscounted I must be having an off day Bravo de Doria now seeing as we have no one left to threaten you with oh wait what are those adorable little things over there you wouldn't oh they're just so cute though I could just pinch their little heads off are you going to make me do that because at this point I could go both ways as could I load Frieza fine here take the ball and leave us be say Gohan he's here he's had Dragon Ball now we're gonna kill it's like I don't know you know at that point my dude he's already killed everybody you really think he's gonna let you guys survive they already have four of them you know you think that they're gonna let you and your grandkids survive this not a chance one more question could you point us in the direction of the next Village you seem to have destroyed our scouters that wasn't part of our deal and 500 the Doria show them what they want oh Helen he's killing them happy thoughts go on happy thoughts you you killed my son yeah sorry about that how about I do you a favor could you deal with the rest I really do you're released belief in a chrome stream history not just get hit by a bull cut zabon what the hell was that I believe that was the space duck sir yeah it was indeed the space duck I love them oh my God uh is there a word for an evil himbo like what's what's the word for an evil himbo just a goon this ship is awesome Now where's that button that makes blueberry muffins there is no button like that I never even considered that are you sure it'd be really nice to wake up in the morning push a button and have muffins that'd be great wink wink damn it the original muffin button darn so is it ready to take off then Dr briefs goodness no I still have to install the cappuccino machine but but I don't even drink coffee it's not coffee Goku it's cappuccino now stay here I need to grab the parts from my shop make sure not to touch anything like the gravity controls or the start button the start button don't touch the start button now I'll be right back okie dokie the button no Goku he's blasted himself off into space what a science done I love his little cat just hanging on to bear with bear like for Bear life dear life barely hanging on for dear life oh hi Pig creature so we've got a cat that kind of looks like one of those guys from Spirited Away we've got a pig guy who I think I've seen before and I still don't know who he is and then uh sugar baby sugar glider sugar glider sweetie I do not see a sandwich with that beer thank you those muffins smell like they're almost done him and his muffins him and his little muffins very cute all right so uh I can I can see like almost immediately what people were saying about like the uh the quality of the humor and stuff increasing um in this part like that was very funny just like you know I don't know the space duck thing got me I thought that was very funny um and again I was not expecting to be like actually intimidated by Frieza but he's freaky that guy scares me uh all right I can see how we took over most of the Galaxy more power to him good job Frieza uh yeah I mean all right well thank you again for continuing along with me on my Dragon Ball Z abridged Adventure um I will look forward till next time when I'll watch episodes 15 and 16. I hope you all enjoyed and I will see you in the next episode bye-bye [Music]

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Length: 24min 29sec (1469 seconds)

Published: Sun Jul 16 2023