"Putin is intelligent" | Joe Rogan & Dan Soder

with all the hard [ __ ] cuz sometimes you talk to people and you're impressed by what they've responded to in life you're like there's no way I could have responded to that like Vladimir Putin he's an evil guy he's done evil [ __ ] but you read about his childhood with that's why that lady's poem so funny and you're like this guy was literally thrown in a ditch basically and then came up and is now the most powerful man outside of the United States that's a [ __ ] drive that's a drive that's a response that I do not have you don't get that drive if you're the son of the king that's exactly yeah if you're a mo you know if you're if you're like given everything you don't have that in you no where you're like everyone left me he was like I change rules I run it again that was my favorite thing is he goes I am uh no longer president prime minister guess what prime minister has more power than president and then after a while he goes I'm just president again you're like dude the guy is just changing [ __ ] in a way that everyone around is going like badasses Russian badasses around him are going like hey that's a good one I like that one you just have to be agreeable his yes man yeah it's got to be a terrifying thing well he's got it locked in and as long as you play by the rules seems like he lets you live who do you think kiss that's exactly it there he goes It goes I might live who do you think has the more ass kissers around them Putin or Kim Jong-un Kim Jong-un yeah that's like crazy I bet Putin Putin's intelligent I bet Putin requires people to have different perspectives so that he can take into consideration and I bet he's very strategic about what they do and why they do it I think Kim Jong-un like that's well he's a rich you want to talk about a prince a King's son exactly exactly like there's the comparison but the difference is like the people of Russia are doing way better than the people of North Korea well people from North Korea they get they like find out about stuff on the outside like when they get out and they're like what the [ __ ] dude like I'd be so mad if you're North Korean and you get out and you go like the [ __ ] it's a whole country like an orcat tank yeah yeah yeah they're just like no you don't even get info from the outside you get nothing and when deer leader dies you have to cry for like months you imagine they put people in jail that didn't cry hard enough if I got arrested my grandmother passed and I loved her if they were doing that and I didn't get arrested I'd be like dude I was dealing with [ __ ] you know deal with my own way I think about it I cry when I'm alone need a [ __ ] alone I had to watch Iron Claw that wrestling movie last night in my hotel room they jar something loose so look at this is people they have to publicly cry all right listen can we also admit though when Kim Jong-il died right look them and they did this it is hilarious that you're that powerful that you're like cry harder [ __ ] that everybody has to cry yeah this is where communism leads kids all you [ __ ] idiots out there that think they just no one's ever done it right there's only one way to do it you have to have someone has to enforce the rules and that person is always the military and they have power over everything Jamie's pointing this guy out you think he's gone this guy in the middle goes like oh [ __ ] I didn't know what camera was there I didn't know a [ __ ] camera was there that guy's probably tortured right now yeah he's proba still being whipped yeah Kim Jong-un I mean he didn't he have his uncle killed Kim Jong-un was just like when ill died yeah some people are trying to move in on the territory it's like uhuh I'm the prince [ __ ] but also so the difference between a self-made man and a prince is that Prince has that like let them die like they have that energy where they go my uncle has ran upon me like Vladimir Putin would be like I am very disappointed that you would not think that I would take care of you he'd be like right where in you know he's like you are dead you are dead to me like that Prince energy and now the sun and the star have spoken and you have died Dennis Rodman wants you to die Dennis Rodman would you like to kill my uncle thumbs up or down imagine you let Dennis hey what's up man when he's over there and he's hammered in that documentary he's like oh man you rule when he sings him happy birthday wild Big Jay showed me that documentary like rubbing his hands together imagine being friends with a dictator of a country where the people are starving and you're getting drunk with that guy and playing basketball and just hanging out and then you and then like yeah and then you walk outside there it is what is he saying they they're clapping off dude the NBA players that are there for the fat check wow you know what though how many times have we how many times have we done gigs that have killed our soul that one's got to feel weird now do you have to lose do you have to lose to the North Koreans just going like this Joe just standing there after you were a four-time All-Star in the NBA and you're like I don't know how they could lose here's the question do they have to lose I mean are they allowed to really play probably not probably it seems like there's no competition here this is this is insane to watch I would say they give them as much push back as that guy in the Judo class did against Putin that guy was good no they're not playing defense that guy good shut up Jamie that guy's good no hold on go back 100% a bunch of giant dudes letting a really short guy shoot a ball from very far away there's no one within 15 ft of it's like it's like airbud defense J you're a hater that guy's Jamie's like no I would key up on that guy and make his life a living look like an Allstar in this game yeah so they let guy oh they let the Koreans get close is that what happened I would guess they would want this to be like a Harlem Globe chter game where they want these players that they know to just beat the [ __ ] out of their yo they let Robin play with lip rings yeah this can't be real dude that story when he left in the last dance when they're talking about that team a movie they're making I think are they I don't know who's in charge of it but yeah I think they're making a movie about this whole day or two oh in in poyang no no Rodman going to Vegas oh it's oh dude like Billy I think Billy

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Published: Fri Mar 01 2024