Psychonauts out of context (no spoilers)

the rest of you will die tell anybody you got it for me and you're dead bye and that brings us to our next topic uh sasha still have the talking turtle [Music] human child [Music] oh if you don't like the performance a simple boo will do so that's why on my planet we have artificial butter i'm getting a strong psychic sense that lizzie and norma are sisters sibling detection is one of the less celebrated tools in the psychonauts the kind they don't give badges what oh god i can smell the big bang there's an ant in the wall that's grinding its teeth everything is oneness nothingness nothingness nothingness is this cashmere it's too delicious i should really go back in there but i'm just a little scared they've got truman's head in a giant steel ball should have read that nba more carefully [Music] just the one i was saving for my ferrets [Music] okay you can have it it fell on the floor anyway i don't mind gross beware the cows not all milk is enriched buddy you'll be happy to know that the navy has decided to pull out what they're most famous for airplanes [Music] [Music] i'm gonna pay for that later okay we're older check us now oh man how long have i had this job [Music] are all fought somewhere between these damn curvaceous undulations [Music] the winner of this award may be one of our newest members but he's also one of our most improved congratulations to cali gusto loboto you've broken into a highly classified remote government trading facility i know isn't it great wow those two are so nice [Music] thanks that helps anytime agent forsythe how are you feeling lucky good thing we're near a hospital so uh your ghosts don't have to walk very young never mind i want to shoot more things okay okay enough about my mind let's stay out of my mind for a while let's just go back into yours huh step up to the brain tumbler when you're ready you're so immature and cute what are you gonna just shut up and kiss me shut up and do what oh i didn't know you could uh i gotta go bye so if i'm not mistaken you're not dr lapotto you don't pay my salary so kindly back away from my elevator and die thank you sir [Music] oh what are you doing they got freddy poor freddy he was such a good secret agent i mean assassin [Music] so are you ready kid yeah and what are you ready for safety oh you think the human mind is safe that's cute [Music] [Applause] welcome to my mind it's so empty uh i mean whoever heard of a heroic rat [Music] oh hello there have you come to pay for your rainbow trees we knew you would won't you join us in our rainbow squirt pledge of purpose to promote niceness to make the world prettier to share candy with everyone to occupied to protect the milkman at all costs [Music] protect the milk i am do not follow the milk is not ready and you are not ready for the milk darling can you hear me rasputin are you with us how many fingers am i thinking about um purple [Music] what's that smell that smells like fear boy yeah no i mean that fart smell that's fear [Applause] no i'm talking about an actual somebody [Music] whoa oh my god yeah i wish the navy could see me now he uh had an accident [Music] come on francis how are you gonna fill that nut with ladies [Music] looking for me well come and get me why are you taking so long [Laughter] [Music] now you're lucky i'm wearing a helmet i know cilantro reduces the risk of digestive distress but it tastes like soap and honestly i'd rather have the gas holy smokes hey the missing compass so your parents took you and they took you in oh man come closer and i'll tell you words to me what was that non-word sound i just made am i dying [Music] [Applause] surprisingly acceptable ah guy was right all hell guy the prophet [Music] [Music] [Applause] i would buy some cookies but i don't have any milk do you have any idea where i could buy some milk for my cookies ah creepy man so this is it the mental world it looks like a dentist office lizzy nope if only you could see the world the way i see hello busted be cool harold be cool did you i can't bite to get cooked it's still alive still looks pretty delicious though [Music] i got a brain finally now your ears won't whistle so much when the wind blew oh i thought it was about the whole thing with the brain eating fish that walks out of the lake at night to hunt for victims well see ya voices he can't shut them out can you believe he even finds me overwhelming so he's definitely let his muscle tone suffer hey i think he's put on a little weight [Music] he's not as flexible as i prefer pull harder [Music] bunnies no no meat nick tv wait a second oh hi raz welcome to my garden lily you have to stop what you're doing these aren't flowers these are sh raz quiet plants are very sensitive to psychic energy i won't have you upsetting them oh man beat it dear thanks roz but that garden net will keep them out sorry insects but you're in my way what have you done uh cleaned up the streets those were peaceful protesters lucy then time to take off and leave everyone else behind jeez take a joke harold oh i do so hope that my mother is proud of me [Music] show me what you did to my friend lily by the drowned spirit of oblongata it is done [Music] is that the cleaning lady sorry we're broke after that race which reminds me [Music] don't forget to tip your nurses your cheapskates i'm going to let you finish my asset recovery mission why do i feel like i'm going to end up naked in a closet again [Music] i love going through the car wash this is just gross uh oh excuse me miss soleil i heard you were feeling bad so i just wanted to say that whatever you're going through you're not alone i used to be a performer myself and i know how hard it is when kid can't you see i'm trying to have a moment here [Music] you see my mail just doesn't matter hey what you're supposed to be dead if you ever want to make me appear you can do it with this special device [Music] is that a piece of bacon of course why didn't we do that before um no one asked me what am i doing what am i doing what am i doing what am i doing hey i'm just gonna walk through okay i cannot let someone near my hedges who has not been properly trained in the use of the trimmers you'll like hollis i think she's strict but deep down she's really serious okay we all make mistakes and we all need help sometimes but we all deserve a second chance [Applause] how's everybody doing tonight [Applause] i suddenly feel a little nutty who asked you do i look like a milkman to you that information is restricted to the road crew let's beat it this was a bust what that it's a bus please don't kill us lake monster [Music] children it's an emergency there's been another kidnapping i was here the whole time you saw me ah much better view although i feel a little bloated ooh this is worse than i thought well i seem to remember the inside of your mind wasn't so eating tidy either you pee your pants if anyone talks to the squirrels they shouldn't listen because the squirrels are a bunch of stupid liars dog huh yes rasputin we got a patient here needs emergency access hey you guys gotta check this out the new kid killed nick you are my own creation i command you to stop this time i'm going to file a formal complaint and get this theater shut down great well i'm off to go kill myself memories of my dog lady lady and i used to go for long walks they would go on and on and then i gave lady abode i heard this one time a kid was late for basic braiding and coach oleander held him upside down until he turned blue but the kid had just drank a six pack of soda and so when the coach shook him up he exploded excuse me what are you talking about yeah ow my ears i'm sorry ah oh my god are you okay [Music] he's dead there's something hideous and horrible jumps out at you something so disgusting that it simply must die oh my god whoa i am so awesome right now what can you see darling the majesty of the undersea kingdom over which i rule with benevolence and wisdom for i am as great as poseidon himself oh no i knew the size would go to his head it was hard enough getting him to give up wearing socks with sandals but you did it forsyth remember that yes ouch oh it will be so nice to have a couple of spare kidneys around the house it's just a mental baby it's just a mental baby nice normal neighborhood where's the milkman i'll bet he's sleeping on the job his milk is delicious everybody wants it he'll be here soon then the lies will end you are my own creation i command you to stop sounding so much cooler than sasha i'm starting to feel like i'm back in high school which is weird because i'm only 10. let me guess she hates children and kills them on sight no she loves children she follows them through the forest and when she catches them she gives them a big hug that doesn't sound so impaling them on her needles filling them with holes okay if you can just let me down now children beware she's there she's there the green needle witch has waited she wants a hug don't dare don't dare or soon you'll be perforated in a life or death battle between sasha 9 and a great white shark but shark can see the future and sasha was blindfolded no not yet i'm not ready cassie's not here not ready for what dinner oh my god look at the size of that kid's head get him to radiology stat we'll need another egg we're old friends he boiled my dad and grandfather [Applause] we are busy we have to select card stock and then find a decent but inexpensive printer within a week what [Music] oh well very good you'll get better with practice don't worry for it i'll be right here beside you i am the milkman my milk is delicious special delivery today see exactly as i planned oh rasputin do you have a funnel there's your special musket ready all right now i'm all set to go rob that stupid carpenter what is that the real napoleon bonaparte i mean the imaginary real napoleon bonaparte use half deadly nelson what's that like deadly nelson but less dying how much less crazy [Music] i am the milkman my milk is delicious [Music] they kept saying the tiny man is gonna kill everyone i thought they were talking about me don't explode don't explode don't explode and who are all these unconscious people what have you gotten yourself involved with hello hello sasha is anyone there why do i think they'll understand my earthling language are you sure there's nothing i can do to help well actually would you mind if i could i just anything can i just punch you in the shoulder really hard hey i'm with you letting him build a battle anything is probably a bad idea [Music] okay the circus i remember from my childhood was definitely not made of meat very nice now set me down easy and go pick up something that won't blow up your head if you make it mad i can breathe air and love to eat the brains of little boys [Music] [Laughter] you've got the brain of a little girl you'll find something all right but it's neither man nor milk uh oh no [Music] agent forsyth gave me this no problem i'm sure i can do this in the dark hey this guy's not reading a textbook oh just obeying the law as always all posted directives followed to the letter ah good to hear not to one of us want any trouble that's for sure [Music] [Music] the milkman has completed his route you guys want to split a cab [Music] wow jeez get over yourself dad you won't be alone darling i'll be in your thoughts listening to everything you think yikes [Music]

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Length: 26min 17sec (1577 seconds)

Published: Mon Nov 29 2021