*nifty intro music* Bryan: So the plan you guys, at 3:20, breakin out of this place. We'll meet in the quad at 3:20. If you're not there WE LEAVE YOU BEHIND! Bobby: I've been here for 20 years. I gotta leave. Bobby: I got kids outside this prison Bryan: Whatcha say? Bobby: Wait whatchu sayin to my boy? Hey hey hey Bryan: It's ok, It's ok Guard: Hey! *inaudible* my name is little Babs (le what) I'm in here for
eating too many sushi burritos and robbing the sushi burrito store it's
almost 3 a.m. so let's do this I really don't know why they have me in
this crazy room I really don't feel crazy but I mean I don't know they think
I'm crazy but I don't feel crazy because if I was crazy I'd be crazy because it's
crazy knows crazy and I don't know (Dat a tounge twister) myself so I'm not crazy that make sense
sup boys girls let me show you my cell all I need are three pictures in here
all I need the picture of my beautiful denied I need a picture of my personal
best largemouth bass and a picture of Joey's prom picture right there
that's all I need the prom picture this This isn't kills how many men have converted
in here I got to be out there by three 20 so I got a I got to figure out I
actually have no clue okay I got some shirts here assuming this is my first
clue real funny guys HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH that's funny all right so let's
figure out how to get out of this situation I got my sink, my mirror is
there anything behind this mirror nothing to do with that though, man I look good I'm looking for a key I'm looking for a
key hey hey grass-fed cheese (WET DE HOCK )what what how
are we supposed to break out of here i don't know their not supposed to, we're not supposed to, oh I see a key Where, right on that oh, I need a I need like a stick or something, okay I mean they could've hid it a little bit better than that, should I go in Don't tell me what to do all right, you're just there standing watching me do everything so just I'll decide OH that's so much sugar. That's too much sugar I'm going to make a weapon out of this bar soap to show to the security guards so he'll come over and put me back in my cell, so I'm going to make Put me back in my cell Okay out of my reach oh, I've got multiple I didn't realize that Dude, they made it so easy for me to get out of here They just hang the key right in front of me, see Bobby's face right there (OH BURNED) I find, i find something I find it. Oh what the heck a spoon? I'm going to make a weapon out of this. I just don't know how to carve it. I I'll use my knife (Why not the knife as a weapon wait oh demonitization) To make a weapon out of this Oh this soap smells good, what is this Bath&Body works or something you say Dude prison,hey couldn't hold me and if I wants a real prison. I'm like Houdini Wait a minute wait a minute Do you know any of these clues are you out in the dark too I Don't get it is the shashemp sha shank redemption Shush Wow I'm dumb shashampuden. I think I'm supposed to dig out of here with this thing No That's So convenient that I have this tarp right here, so I don't ruin my cell floor even though I'm never (fore shadow he's wrong) coming back sites for the gun There we are see now I know where I'm shootin Stinking MacGyver up in here oh so much closer Okay, I got this Just can't wait to get out of this place to start my chiuaua farm again Okay, Joey, Joey!
Joey: I got this Wut Ah I Can't believe they let me keep this knife Only if I had a weapon man, you told me it does that look like a weapon? (no) Yeah Yeah, right there. I think I'm gonna make my escape Oh yeah, oh Yeah, oh All I have to do is I didn't know I could do that I've been here for 20 years. I could have been gone a long time ago I got it What's up, get down get on the ground get down all right? He's down.
Joey: What'd you do to him? What's that pink thing
Bobby: I don't know Bar of soap.
Bryan: Bobby Joey: What no
Bobby: Hey Bryan: Hey hows it going They put me in this crazy box, but I really don't feel crazy they don't give you any doors to this place, please I'm talking to Bobby wait yeah, I know why they can come crazy, but I Definitely don't feel crazy Hey all right what I got you Right no no no don't, don't pull that way that way. I'm glad they put down plastic sheeting I'm out of here Right in the bar of soap area oh my touchy. Oh all right we're out What this is for good measure Oh scared me oh You made a soap Shiv I made a minute gun, but then it looked kind of not like a gun what is this number? All right here. We go boys. Yes, ready? (YOOP) Ah you didn't even touch him So now we have to go to the yard climb over the boxes that are in the water in that Little River some of the boxes have balloons in them which will signal the guards to shoot us and shine their lights at us if they a And then we got to climb over the wall, and then we're freedom That's not loud at all (sarcastic) Watch your head watch your head Hey That's water Are you really gonna go on that one feel like that's gonna be a balloon There's no way they're gonna let give you a clear path. Yes true. I can't jump far enough one to the left then Oh Stay low stay low I die so hard (Korean or Japenese no one knows) That's that edge life Go be free Brian I'm right hand free tell my kids going in and out tell my kids I got shot in the head it bring me back in and out that's good double-double protein style Double-double protein start with extra cheese animal South fries yes, please okay? well
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