Portal 2 with Kryoz

[Music] uh you have bear fists uh you can't win them all you really can't anyway we're playing portal [ __ ] what are we yeah i launched portal one we might as well do the series wait what's what's challenge mode co-op is that like when the players are challenged yeah we should play that one whoa oh you're the tall guy and i'm this perfect the fat dude fat short dude it makes complete sense wait how do you do the i remember there's a don't point at me that's rude whoa how'd you do that hello alt f4 you know i almost did it i almost did it for the joke but i was like that's a lot of commitment dude look if you go into this portal look it's gonna be 990 portals traveled are you looking hurry please look okay it's gone we'll have to wait till it pops up again oh [ __ ] dude [Music] what happened look dude portal's place it actually goes up dude what do i want to go on one of those uh oh you wanna get disassembled let's do it good joke all right let's switch up classic portal joke all right step one we need a portal here and a portal there and then you jump through it and then you step on this button that's only showed up now that we've been through this yep and then yeah and then button all right i'll step on this button but i i need to get through this one uh here yeah jump through my porch okay and then in this portal i'm actually standing on this button okay then i'll then i'll oh tab for partner but there you go so uh you gonna shoot a portal for me or yeah you little prick oh that button's still open and here it stays why did we not just use the door although great science is always the result of collaboration keep in mind john like albert einstein and his cousin terry history will only remember yeah okay now we gotta uh i forget what to do here yeah same actually oh there's definitely a ball yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah no no no no no all right you ready three seven push them did the ball fall off put it in hold put it in hold bless it you're gonna give it a kiss i got both balls it's just floating there there we go it's just so shiny yeah just here all right take it take it take it ready ready yeah holding it i'm holding it nice good play dude oh i can't i can't bring it through that no because no one's ever brought a ball this far true what a fight let's go get another one go get another one wait if i you know if i walk through it backwards it won't know [ __ ] new i'll get another one wait what if you drop it and have it roll down the stairs and it'll think it's a cynthia bean [ __ ] they really thought of everything i don't remember this one weirdly enough i remember this one could you stop your little [ __ ] [ __ ] stain now you got to do it now you got to do it i [ __ ] hate portals wait keep it open okay huh why is that working good i feel like that's not supposed to happen oh sorry fine go ahead go ahead go ahead that was my bad i didn't mean to steal that jesus um i will press button i press button that t i have spawned cube there's turrets bro oh no wait i killed one kill them all i will i'm kidding uh we gotta shoot up yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah i got it i got it yeah yeah yeah yeah put that down no you [ __ ] [ __ ] every [ __ ] time why do i keep on drifting dude i think i need to get my legs realigned that's a good spot actually pretty dark you go there if i wasn't looking i probably wouldn't see you no i would definitely see you wow really wait [Music] no one's around [Laughter] oh one here one here one there one here boom all right bring me in there around don't do it ah damn it now you're trapped you're like an animal up there no you're trapped too what are you gonna do from down there rock paper scissors wait what how did i just die there i'm so confused get out of there yeah oh yeah yeah i got you i got you yeah wait i can't drop this there we go that's so weird looking you take it back i don't want it you need it i don't want it all right i'll take it i'll take it i'll take it all right i'll take it just stay stay there i can't [ __ ] grab it so where does it have to fly this i think um nice try you [ __ ] [ __ ] you shoot a portal right up there nope perfect dude i'm getting on a smaller hole that should be more impressive you think i can clear that oh i see i see john i know it's very tempting but please do not all right go go go hey how the [ __ ] am i supposed to make that jump oh yeah right portal why don't i just jump from here life's in my hands you need to start opening the thing oh no john john put another all right jump in jump in jesus christ [ __ ] i'll do my own portals what do you mean it was safe i put a portal down low so you can actually get back up oh damn yeah why don't you just do this the whole time i never realized it lifted so high you're going higher [ __ ] yeah maybe nope i'm stuck there we go there's no way i [ __ ] this one up john why you mean you [ __ ] [ __ ] go you stop cheating you little [ __ ] we made it when i got god mode on too [ __ ] cheater well even god mode you can't die from that yes you ca it's a [ __ ] laser no it never kills you uh-huh it doesn't but maybe we can't die because cheats are on now though i swear to [ __ ] god it doesn't turn him off it's already off watch this god knows i'm just being reassimilated back at the beginning oh [ __ ] this is a long drop oh there's like a dubstep song oh we went the wrong way no you went the wrong way oh you went the wrong way i've just realized i've done nothing to help my situation oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah hey there man do you have the disc do you have the disc uh we did you didn't get the disc it was on your it was your job to get the disc are you ready we're gonna count this down teamwork all right did you [ __ ] got the disc you got the disc wait i accidentally put it in come back you went the long way [ __ ] a portal [ __ ] your eyes went through the [ __ ] door again [Music] disassemble you then carefully reassemble you luckily you don't feel pain yes i do you don't have a way to communicate lady seems all we right go to three since it doesn't even look like you've done three yeah at least in co-op yeah sure which is a different level three so we got to go back to where we just jumped at the same time ah oh we could just put one in here oh true oh [ __ ] wait just kidding this is kind of trippy looking out like this joe you make the jump you to make the jump i'm too tall dude what are you talking about too tall this content [ __ ] too easy where are you did you just kick me you left it's just a black screen on the partner oh this place went to [ __ ] geez oh yeah at the end of the first game spoilers we'll not talk about it oh the bridge the bridge it's like a midfield [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] look at this look at this look at that oh i tried to kill you but i pressed the wrong button yeah all right i had the power there put that red one yeah all right this is i landed on the one beneath me too straighten that red one out a bit it's not going fully through [ __ ] [ __ ] damn look at me go oh oh no now watch a master see that [ __ ] [ __ ] you okay [ __ ] well i ow did i hit you yeah we're just [ __ ] banging each other what chances are you have to like uh i don't know actually oh i got it i got it i got it i got it ready for what get up here john do the jump yeah welcome to the club baby the the mile high club so wait that's going there so then if i put one here there dude nice and then button oh yeah oh ball put it on the thing put it on the thing no put it on the thing bouncy ball oh [ __ ] just oh thank god we still had that there else we would have lost the ball yay the joke wasn't as good when i did it now i got to go all the way up there and get another press button again dude i can dodge that midair no doubt look at that oh [ __ ] but mine gets removed damn it sucks how are we gonna get another ball now ah i see can you walk through that portal real quick yeah or not i'll get it i'll get it no there goes the ball again all right just have to let it go midair because that that way it'll stop see look at that i told you it's all because i let go of the ball i did all of that i was literally i think i was i think i was a key part of that yeah [ __ ] satisfied dude don't do that this is the way i see myself i need a portal stat hold on look at my dumpy right now what are you doing are you going get back here okay i'mma leave oh no nice good problem solving good problem solving i need a just a tad bit higher though good problems always even higher just said so big i'm gonna die if you do it any higher i didn't know you got up oh i got boosted off the camera wait jump you ready to jump i want you to do the same thing i did you ready all right wait fly over here then do it fly over here and there do it because the orientation is gonna change i get it boom get played game that works stupid oh wait a minute you know you're fine you're fine it's okay it's fine okay hold on wait you're gonna go through boom and then walk back through don't walk back through all right give me a give me a give me a give me a go through first this one this one right oh yeah true true true all right okay go back through go back through don't go back through i'm just kidding nothing changed red light green light let's sketch me out you know holy [ __ ] i just had a mini heart attack holy [ __ ] so now you got what i need oh i get it i know what i'm supposed to do i know what i'm supposed to do all right i'm gonna bank off of it and i'm gonna put that back yeah a little bit further out a little bit further out right there i'm gonna bank right in there ready [Music] yeah i'm gonna go for it [ __ ] oh that was actually so it's gotta be out a little bit wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait no i think i think i think we could do it lame that's too close i need to be able to curve into it like more out like like here you know what i mean yeah yeah yeah further golden gold vibes hit tab one of the times you do that and just watch what i see okay [ __ ] oh there it is you said excellent work god damn wait watch this is how you do it okay are you watching holy [ __ ] wait what that was so pog it's just just thanks can you [ __ ] destroy my original are you coming back to the did you literally undo the place that i got us to no i'm still here yeah but i got us further and you've made it nowhere besides just killed me a couple times oh i had it all set up and then you just want to put your portals down dude blue's such an ugly color [ __ ] leave my blues alone when i see blue is it like your main color shut off your channel blue blue and orange boom now jump in watch this [ __ ] perfect oh all right [ __ ] useless oh wait i think we have to probably do that the other way oh i see so i do this hold on let me no no hold on i gotta think about this i mean yeah that'll actually work i thought about it yeah not so dumb now that's a lot of turrets problem solved wait never mind excuse me i need your help here yup wait no let's just do this what if we just okay don't do that wait there's a way to watch okay [ __ ] you need to do the opposite place reporters ride place mine no i'm just gonna go under jesus they're still hitting you they're on both sides yeah you're supposed to follow me so i took all the shots or you took all the shots and then i got by wait where do i put my okay then we can put one there does that do it and then put yours on this wall put your yeah problem solved we are the problem solvers and we solve problems oh that was really close look at that can't hit me and then wait where's another place i can put this portal what did i open right there oh there okay so yeah shoot it again all right go ahead oh [ __ ] two balls two balls in a queue can you put that that the your line down a bit more my line oh [ __ ] i'm gonna kill myself if i do that only a tad down i'm trying to find the perfect there just try right there yep [Laughter] yeah that probably jesus jesus perfect hold on i gotta stop all these hey the balls are still there i don't know if i need these do i need the balls yeah that's what i'm trying to think wait no you got to put the cube on put the cube on that circle i didn't need that i don't think you need the balls hold on hold on i got this i got this oh [ __ ] oh yeah harder okay come through come through you're the best we gotta go you just run those turrets are gonna kill us i am sure i don't think we did that the right way no we for sure did we got we got we got to do a thing yeah i'll put something here a bit yeah yeah yeah yeah can we go through that portal could you once you go through this portal you stupid [ __ ] because i don't wanna you can't even get up there so never mind i retract my stupid [ __ ] statement oh wait get it gonna oh i now put your look at the distance it gets okay so once it hits the barrier switch it to here and then we'll make it stop what i'm saying yeah it's gonna bounce right over let's go wait oh okay i thought you lost got it oh my god what an adventure nowhere over here oh no no i didn't even see it happen so your jokes sucked i thought i thought you were doing a bit like you trip whoa all right ready three two one you have bear fists you have yep you have bear fish you have oh work oh oh oh oh and then i put one here and then oh and then we jump no you you know you could do the other one that's what i'm saying like go go over to this one click okay all right good reset good reset good reset i think you have to do it first okay because once i shoot one they're both going to disappear so i mean are you ready you better be high five midair let's go caught on camera that's a hug wait what if we throw the disc outside of the map oh that's what it is well we can no longer progress i want to put this one in i put this one in yeah yeah do it do it do it put it in yeah in just a moment the word blah will be replaced remember she is watching if at some point you hear a number rather than the word blah ignore it it is not important today's security code is 5 [Music] she seems nice

Channel: SMii7Y

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Keywords: Portal 2, Portal gameplay, portal 2 gameplay, portal 2 coop, portal 2 funny, portal funny, portal 2 funny moments, smii7y, kryoz, two, idiots, play, portal

Id: BXgBPcHykcs

Length: 23min 8sec (1388 seconds)

Published: Tue Jan 12 2021