Poorly Explaining The Thousand Son's

a driven Space Nazis with psychic big brains that go Burr that's basically a thousand suns but we're going to talk about the Thousand Suns we gotta talk about their Primark Magnus the red the Magnus was in fact red he went into demon mode a lot at the gym and had a personal best on squats and psychic powers yes an absolute nerd who was more yoked than a scrambled blender with said yolks for that yoked guy you knew in high school Magnus was born on the planet Prospero and due to his gifted kid abilities he had a connection to his papa better than the other kids who made up the primarks besides Horus wow we did a video on him Magnus was quite the tall lad and the skin wasn't red yet but it had a pink Hue due to the sun on Prospero when Magnus became the Primark of the Thousand Sons he encouraged learning knowledge and Mastery over the warp now basically the warp is basically hell but it's everything and nothing at the same time think of Rubik's Cube Forge in the abyss so basically a Rubik's Cube little bastard will solve you one day but the wharf is a huge ocean of psychic energy as Magnus would put it but there lives entities in it such as the four chaos gods and demons magnus's dad the emperor imparted knowledge about this and warned Magnus not to over for indulge in the psychic powers due to what lived inside the warp and their proclivity to manipulate people just as Horus wait that hasn't happened yet but it wasn't all peaches and gravy for the Thousand Suns actually there were very few good moments they suffered mutations from their powers and it noticeably changed them and dwindled them down their name is a reference to the belief that they're only around 1 000 marines that could actively fight the other primarks thought let's just get rid of them since their liability but Magnus pleaded with his Padre to let him find a cure for his Legion and the emperor was like hi Broski so Magnus scattered the universe for either a couple days or a couple Millennia either or is a long time to me but he returned having made a deal with the chaos God of trickery and changer of ways zeech he lost his right eye and was given demonic powers of psychers along with his people but most importantly they were safe for now that's called foreshadowing now that the Thousand Sons were cured they entered the big Invasion called the Great Crusade an absolutely ripped act the enemies asked to be specific they were hailed as Heroes by the emperor but there was someone who objected to the Thousand Sons way of combat so you see these thousand Sons were doing this game-changing thing called using tactics and not going in full on assault and probably losing the same amount of soldiers as they killed I know Game Changer but also probably because they were using Sorcerers and got their powers from demons and the psycho Powers made Magnus more arrogant of his abilities but the point is the Primark of the Space Wolves Lehman Russ saw anything other than full on assaults the likes of brawling in a ring as a disgrace but read the Magnus and His Thousand Sons could do cool wither stuff like lightning in Reverse time and warp reality with the warp all's pretty good oh God what's your skincare routine yeah so it turns out doing a Faustian bargain isn't the best idea smart thinking so he started mutating but even worse their skin started turning to dust think mummy rot from DND so he started turning to sand so the Thousand Sons marines that weren't mutating began putting the infected in a stasis sleep hoping to find a way to cure them this drastically dwindled their numbers like an audience at a Kanye West concert without Auto-Tune the upper said yeah I'm a head out and left the Thousand Sons on their Planet Prospero and Magnus came down to save those that were the least infected the spacewolves Primark Lehman Russ and the death guard Primark mortarium greatly distrusted Magnus and the Thousand Sons like a friend who you made plans with for three weeks and he forgets to show up but they distrusted Magnus and his Marines for their obsessive love and usage of the warp's powers and the usage of its powers to brain control enemies the other primarks began to complain about psychers in which the disbandment of the Thousand Sons so what happened well was taken the court and ragnes the med argued that they were useful and could make it better the rest did not view it this way sorcery and psychers were basically banned like ketchup on ham or cheese on hot dog so red the Magnus was meditating and saw some not so swag visions of the future you know just the Horus heresy watch the video please I worked hard on it he foresaw half the Marine Legions betraying the emperor but he couldn't foresee his own fate or of his Legion he tried contacting Horus to try and stop him but he had already been corrupted so he teleported through the warp to meet the emperor in person but a barrier had been placed around the planet to prevent warp travel in the mysterious entity and completely trustworthy being offered Magnus Powers so he could breach to the barrier so tagnus mored agreed and Sim salad Bim were now in problem is so religions of entities from the warp who the emperor was trying to keep from entering so understandably the emperor was kind of upset at Magnus and didn't believe Horus was the traitor he ordered Lehman rust to bring Magnus to the emperor to face first crimes but now bad guy Horus said Kill Them All what [ __ ] kill them jeez all right so they did just that the Spaceballs and a bunch of the best soldiers they ever had and women can't forget the sister of Silence invaded the planet of prosper and began killing the Thousand Sons eventually Magnus fought lemus and this too had an epic battle of the age oh [ __ ] he's down the entity that made the deal with Magnus revealed himself to be zinj and said he would save all that was his if he sold his soul to him Max agreed in order to save himself his people and the knowledge they accumulated he and his army were quickly teleported to their new home the eye of Terror in the warp Magnus was transformed into a giant demon and his arm became like sand piling armor and became a chaos Legion to ziech Hocus Pocus that's basically a thousand Sons Magnus did nothing wrong have fun common

Channel: LavinusTheTwisted

Views: 983

Keywords: Warhammer, Warhammer40k, Comedy, Magnus The Red

Id: zif04jzY2C8

Length: 5min 5sec (305 seconds)

Published: Mon Aug 14 2023