Politically Incorrect with Bill Maher (1997-05-30)

from cheating play kids Arianna Huffington and novelist fall through and now the star of politically incorrect oh ma hi you're awfully kind if only the president had this kind of kindness directed toward him I filled fast well President Clinton you know he's over in Europe trying to make diplomacy he's with the British prime minister they're a big superpower summit and the port guy you know what kind of President has to put up with this kind of stuff where he meets the new British prime minister and the guy says to him it's so nice to meet you I've heard so much about your penis I mean going on in the world well the Clintons apparently really get along with Tony Blair the British prime minister and his wife because they actually extended their trip they were supposed to come home and they went out to an exclusive restaurant last night with the Blair's and they say they're very much like each other and apparently Clinton and Blair are like each other because they do a typical friendly argument at the at the end of the meal about who would pick up the waitress now there is some trouble in the country of a Sierra Leone you know about this country I thought it was the guy who knocked up Madonna but apparently Sierra Leone is going it's in West Africa and they had a coup there and we had a lot of Americans are there and today they started evacuating Americans and our military women our pilots went in they are rescuing women and children first and then they are returning to have sex with the remaining husbands they are now if you're following the big Oklahoma bombing trial it went to the jury yesterday they are deliberating people are on pins and needles Tim McVeigh I don't think he helped his own case because today he was heard to say to his lawyers can we hurry this up my bomb is double-parked I I don't Phil Phil I feel bad for him I do too one mistake and people turn on you well here's good news we can end on the concern you know they they measure the consumer confidence level in this country I don't know how they do it but they have ways it is at the highest level in 28 years apparently consumers have a lot of confidence to the point where economists are actually worried about this magazine a loose thread perhaps something tickling were there no hear me out nothing that's going to get much funnier than that but what the consumer confidence level is too high that's what the economists are saying you're right they're always pessimistic that is funny but they are worried that people are so confident that they're going to put off buying stereos and expensive sports cars because they think they can get laid on charm alone he's a multi-talented actress singer-songwriter he no longer cuts his own hair our buddy kid thank you for doing this he's the highly acclaimed author of the Mosquito Coast Half Moon Street in st. Jackie's newest is how long Tong Paul Theru right bro thank you very much he will be appearing with Al Franken June night that the Toyota Comedy Festival wonder where they get that idea in New York our favorite Republican party girl Arianna Huffington thank you baby and he's the anchor of Saturday lives we can update nor McDonald in trouble all right I wanted to talk tonight about President Clinton's education mm program and how it would affect our allies no I don't I want to talk about Paula Jones and so do you and we talked about this Tuesday but some things have happened and I I don't know I think that he probably did something wrong I'll be honest with you but we're at this point now where we're talking about distinguishing marks on the president's genitals she's talking about bringing forth women 10 or more women who are going to testify to what something happened with them - I believe we were at the point where the presidency is becoming a laughingstock and at some point don't we have to say to this woman look you probably were wronged take one for the team we got to start thinking about the country I'm just this mission she's that you said that she had a distinguishing mark she said me she said that there was a distinguishing mark in the genital how many gentles has she seen the question is maybe she hasn't seen maybe what she thinks is a distinguishing mark is like mine or the idea that everybody could have awaken just be wanting did I had hairy wart my father said I even asked Hillary whether she would recognize Hillary Rodham but she might not recognize somebody look at the 9s remember try playing yeah if she sees me I hasn't seen this presidential penis possible I'm just not going uh-huh and he's the author guy right hey thank God for that - Wow I don't believe her I just somehow her star doesn't ring true because any surprising is decisive he knows what you want he takes action immediately no not a fight well it is saying in the hotel the presence as we know the present as we know would basically have compromised and settled for a handjob oh my okay could you two calm down we have comedians here I know right you know what I think you brought an important point though at this point in terms of taking one for the team you have to distinguish this is not a criminal proceeding it's like a civil proceeding I mean so what's in question is money and I think in terms of that I think you know you let the president do with the resident supposed to do I mean the president is like everyone else but the president isn't like everyone else the president's not the postman he's not the garbage man he's the president yep he's got that button can we let him concentrate oh okay yeah deal with then later and you don't have any money anyway so that's it but one of the questions is whether it's part of the presidential duties but everyone thought it is part of the presidential duties isn't it - drop your pants I mean oh he's at work but he's certainly in it long tradition of our presidents you talk about getting a handjob but I mean I heard that dear and we haven't been blamed okay my kids are proven ratings keep going up which is further proof that American women love a bad boy the nausea kinda needs them more women love him why they like social harassment is very like it's a a thing where you have to look at both sides you know like to Paula Jones it's a case of like you know he was governor of Arkansas and he used his position you know to to to harasser and then now he's the president he's using his position to to cover it up and from Clinton's point of view Paula Jones is probably just playing really really hard to get if you're planning to be in Los Angeles area and would like three tickets to politically incorrect call to five two teams okay we were talking about President Clinton's problems as usual no one answered the question and I was asking whether you know with this situation are we really crippling this country are we going to become a pitiful pantless giant it Department of Defense on how violent you are laughing at him I mean these guys on this trip he's got was laughed and mocked at in in different countries now he's got three years left or more in office can we afford maybe maybe but it's possible why is it why is it impossible for someone to be human and also to be making political decisions no one's laughing at him when he's signing an agreement you know Nath Dhar is really else and the only laughing at him when he's pretending not to have a dish of deformed penis right but no one as a legislator he's yeah he's built above reproach I enjoyed the Bulls eat game I didn't care if the guy did some broads back yeah it's all depending on father is going to come and now we're going to have the police artists kind of do a sketch of the present senator foot put to see what if he does if he does I'd like to know circumcised or uncircumcised well helping me this Israeli deli you know deliberations if he's not if he's not your dad have you heard about the recent study that uncircumcised men have more fun no I haven't anybody wants to you don't have any formal possible care I agree with we can enjoy them on both levels which as a you know as a stick man and also as legislator and in the way that you can what the fact that Marv Marv Albert is not look he's not less of a news cat of a sportscaster it because it's been a few scattered okay bad resident what do you make doesn't matter you are quite a sportscaster with the president why not I mean they're both they're both looking for airtime and ink I'm saying I know and personally I think all of Clinton's opponents have a PhD which is president Hagan degree yeah that's what they have I mean it's true you have to be able to separate the two as you said as a legislator as a world leader I think he's well respected but I think his his indiscretions or whatever I mean I think that's a separate issue in it and I think but Nixon was a was effective in a lot of things he does he was brought down by his scandal in his second term Reagan was it protective kinds complete if we kind of scan Reagan had iran-contra that's enough but Nixon didn't have a dipstick problem bill bill sky got to read that dirty for Soros but you know a better example is the royal family so the Royal they're being brought down by this by this kind of thing but people think they're human they're human if they're not actually governing they're just figureheads they're people on a stamp this man is actually running the world and people are not paying attention to that because all they want to hear about is don't give me another one but you know one was interesting that the news came out when he was in Paris and of course in Paris nobody would have cared you know tried Swami their arm before he died who had intuition mistress an illegitimate daughter and when the press asked him about it she said al or which vaguely translated means and so what right and nobody minded but I'm I'm Melinda fees if he's if he's hitting on this woman and she doesn't want to be hit on because that's sexual harassment and that's you know the Anita Hill business obviously Clarence Thomas had something to answer for we assume but there's no detail in this there's no cocaine you know there's no long dong silver is it really so there's no there's no nothing really to get your hands on walking home we're going to take a break and then we're going to talk about China all right let's talk a little bit about China because well you are an expert this is your book as you can see it looks like many of the menus that you get I dine restaurant I thought it had to look like a Chinese menu it really does it must look like exactly like a menu but I know you know a lot about it and I don't but here's what I think don't be silly I heard your speaking Mandarin backstage it couldn't just react the most favored nation status which some people have said we shouldn't do they say we should break off relations with China because China admittedly has a you know as bad a human rights record as Don King I don't know just it's it's bad but China is a very isolationist country historically they built a wall I don't know if you know that and if I mean a Berlin wall no no that's a different that's an Egypt and if we break off with them I think they'll just say well the hell with you and go on doing what they're doing anyway I think the only way to bring them into the family of Nations and I know this is what the president says but not just this president many others is to engage with them why is that wrong it's not wrong with we owe them we already owe them so much money we can't break often we have so many slave laborers and little little kiddies earning 10 cents a day to make tennis shoes that we come but we owe them a ton of money we can't break off I mean they're not another great cause of the President himself in 1992 attacked President Bush for coddling the butcher's of Beijing do you remember that so here we are he doesn't just he doesn't just want to extend most favored nation status permanently he wants to toast them celebrate them honor them I mean country just trade with him do we have to respect them in the morning but the whole world is I agree I don't know why the most favored they should be but we do owe them a ton of money the fact is that the hole they make stuff for the whole world every Christmas decoration in the whole world is made in China forget less you get Nikes you know well then let me know that the issue is money clearly the issue has to be money I was just recently I was telling Arianna I saw a documentary and really detailed the whole events in Tiananmen Square I mean this was some this is a really deep stuff and if anyone saw that you know they would say well this is wrong how can we support any any regime or any government that that supports this it was like oh you know two weeks of Kent State you know day and night all right but when it's not like but we're sad utility issues money approved of Tiananmen Square so now hey everyone saying that doesn't make it right I don't know sir I think it's despicable I think it's an abomination I think it's an abomination most favored nation I agree with you why not because if we break off other people will trade with them and they won't everyone sure everything's with the manageress I think that we can change China no anymore than China could change us by showing us oh you know what if I stand it well we know we're bending it well it's not just that we're not doing anything we're bending over every the whole world is bending over for them and saying do it - yeah is that no norm job is it but it's a part it is a fat it is a fact so the present has a single faceted policy which is just trade nothing else but also you do you know what percentage of our experts goes to China just 2% so this is a big meat that every experts yes the only only 2% that's not much and on top of it please explain to me why we don't give most favored nation status to Cuba Vietnam Cambodia Laos but we give it to China I came to Canada because they got money see but folks it's just like what about Saudi Arabia damp human rights violations there but they have oil we don't even hear a peep out of that but that's but that's so that's where it's uneven the policy is clearly clearly uneven right I mean you'd think that you know someone should come out and say this is what it is all right but they will find amusing is that no one knows if people approve things no Chinamen Square that's all right but they don't know how many people got killed they say sorry I'm not a killed a few but no one even Kissinger Brian that he is doesn't know how many people got killed but saying it's okay we've called you up Singapore if it's okay had to disperse the students no one knows how many good one how many mr. expert well I don't know that's the only point if I think now I already know it's good yeah people forget a very important thing the Chinese are a lot smarter than us it's hardly the criticize but endings we excel at that they don't you know I mean one thing that I've ever seen a Chinese guy in a porno all right Monday we're going to have Dennis Miller Mike Farrell and culture and Ann Richards of Texas and I would never lie to moderns that is a repeat after working for five straight blends be politically incorrect Steph gets a well-deserved break next week yeah yeah please but so we may be off when the when the Tim McVeigh verdict comes in and a lot of people think he's going to be found guilty and they said they could send him to the gas chamber or the electric chair I wanted to ask do you think that's a wise thing to send somebody to his death who has a following out there to make him a martyr or not yeah I think Mick mimouna then when when a lot of people are weird guy when they window and when they come out of the woodwork when all these people come to warn us saying what did you do to Tim machine gun them kind of like the Chinese more or less issues in the back of the neck okay you can't treat the militia groups rationally and say if they do if you

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Keywords: Politically Incorrect (TV Program), Bill Maher (Author), Norm Macdonald (SNL Actor), Arianna Huffington (Author), Christopher Reid (Musical Artist), Paul Theroux, Comedy (TV Genre), Talk Show (TV Genre)

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Length: 20min 1sec (1201 seconds)

Published: Mon Sep 30 2013