please ban "Straight TikTok"

[Music] oh nine the strengths are again only high strike tick-tock it has absolutely ruined my field page ID or my few page I start scrolling through all dancing shirtless Oh dancing shirtless Oh while I complaining I don't know why I've done I don't know what I've done wrong I don't know what I did to curse myself with forever being on strike tick tock my for you page is like the tick tock sorting please big a tick tock please be gay tick tock please be getting tock gay tick-tock tick-tock your ears yes but no I'm on straight tick-tock which involves videos from people like Charlie D'Amelio and another D'Amelio and then the dead and the whole family's on there and the mum all of them lil hoodie at Assen gray and the lopez brothers how the lopez brothers are keeping seeing this one [Music] look my you're gonna take my eye out and meanwhile on Twitter there's been a tick-tock civil war who cares and then there's that girl who did the tick-tock where she threw it back to the Koran now I'm not gonna include the audio in this video because I'm scared about what would happen and also it's grossly offense if you don't fry it back to the Quran in the same way that you wouldn't ever throw it back to other religious songs like Jason to rely and as all this is going on versus tick-tock who's throwing a hissy fit about the fact that another tick-tock er is gonna pass him in follows it's all like pathetic that way you're a millionaire white kid with loads of followers your life is falling it's really worries me if this generation I grew up on YouTube and vine and yes I know some people being cancelled at the moment for stuff they did 10 years ago and I'm sure that's not gonna affect me and how I grow as a person any way shape or form but kids these days have tick tock and that sucks for them especially when they give a Sebelius office and god there's so many of them look I'll respect the art of dance and I am somebody who's a bit of a connoisseur themselves but why does have to be shirtless but more importantly what is vase like what is this one I don't know what this does bring back the robot bring back the cha-cha slide get rid of this [Music] and this one what is that I don't know he's just going oh my you know if you wanna play pat-a-cake do if you makes it a playground don't do it I'll take top with your show off because you'd be kicked out of school man you gotta have a shirt a tie on and that is not looking very smart nor respectable the issue is when he posted really like this he clearly thinks he's sick but he knows y'all look at me I was so hot we were six pack look at my packs and look at the way that I can swing my arms around spear look sick you look like a loser in your bathroom you look strange right you look strange I'm a few page on I don't want it and there was no need to get you shout out in that one what so like yeah there's no need to pull up about that dance with him fine if you just stayed fully clothed in fact I'd say it would improve I just realized I I thought they were all the same guy but they're two twins they look exactly the same they dance the same you know absolutely no separation they both decided to go down there take your shirt off route what type of family dinner is that like mum I've been taking my shirt off sorry to disappoint Oh Tony burn up see the exact same thing yep we'll move out Singh IRA not awkward today that Trump is apparently going to ban tick tock and in all honesty he's not been quick enough how is this still and I could take dances I could accept that yeah I was always kind of a writer I ain't already harming anyone drill music my culture UK drill music you wanna take that you got a dance - I try that in Canning Town see how that goes for you you could leave off storm Z you can have ed Sheeran I'll give you that you know grind don't touch crime to be honest don't touch anything that's got a London accent and stick to Jason Derulo Charlie poof and shadow figure somebody else really days you can't they can add Asia cap [Music] we got to talk truly how are they allowed to do that how people need to learn to post stuff like that and why do I have to since I was wrong don't go any deeper you've gotten deep enough into my ink canal oh nice chain though I can't like that looking for some inspiration maybe I should take talks like this again don't do it don't do it again they do it don't ever don't even say it once they say once [Music] I just sort of say to the person who sent me this on Twitter that's not straight tick-tock nor all if you see this it's a sign is it a road sign put your phone away or should drive home it's dangerous [Music] no it's a sign he's gonna take his shirt off don't when I see somebody with tattoos and dark hair from now on I'm gonna take that as the universal sign that this tick tock is gonna be a vert lease actual for no reason driver your shirt on man not because there's any real reason to do it you just look like a mug is he pretending to get like touched in the car I'm sorry mate but you're right you need to drive her a legal guardian which works is tick-tock very dodgy here in this tick-tock we've got Chad Brad rad and lat all chillin tell me that one right there isn't a chat you know I know it's straight tick tock and I can tell that because they're all like white boys have their shirts off but when for white boys have their shirts off at a car at what point does it become gay tick tock oh this one's a bit of a POV play along so I'm gonna play the role of the baby girl cuz that's what he says well for personal enjoyment because that's how it works and I'm gonna play along cuz that's how he's gonna pee and I'm gonna give him that alright it's just the parking questions is looking at me like that I don't want to do it I just have to you know it's part of how this works just give it a fair shot stop looking at me stop asking questions you make me flustered I've got on a focus on this for too long now stop alright I'm just gonna I'm just gonna do it do you do alright leave me alone good morning babe what time is it it's almost 7:00 I know I could do that better actually good morning babe what time is it it's almost it's so early let's go back to sleep come here okay I don't like that why you pick me up this is girlfriend like Alex more misses girlfriend B for him to pick her up entirely like that am I an aunt I think this man is dating a name oh no I feel about that I think there's laws against that they've really gone too far this time okay now this one I'll just sing I've read the caption and it says our daughter walks in ass wrestling yeah WWE it's the Undertaker oh not like that they mean something else [Music] what a weird thing to fantasize about you know just me after sleeping with your mum give me your bottle of water well she called me daddy and he's made that up he's made that up for fun and for the whole world to see now I know a lot of these sight at the girl watching this right now but let's be straight tick-tock and they ever really thought about the fact that maybe a wild guy would appear on the few page as I have done so I'm just gonna kind of take that role ignore I know it might take you about the immersion we've already tried it before but I didn't like being an aunt so I will try again I'm a girl I'm a girl I see how this guy's all right I didn't say yesterday see how I just do that can't just please let me go see I reckon if he saw that that would ruin it for him you know that video I just did that that would ruin it from forever he'd never make one of those again just out of fear or maybe it's exactly what he knew was gonna happen and he's baited me and I look like the idiot for doing that which out yeah ID thanks for that I'm a bit short so I can't really reach up and get the lead sides I appreciate it though I don't appreciate you look at me like that [Music] what else do you want and here's the last one that I've got here because honestly when I saw this one I actually I can't carry on I'm gonna find the video say watch it um risk you can take whatever you want but taking sweat Oh ever hey man that's not for you that's ours please leave it alone well thank you guys for watching this video if you guys did enjoy don't forget to leave a like subscribe if you knew if I felt like I've taken something incredibly personal from you I'm sorry I apologize deeply and I will be messaging every single person a personal private apology hopefully I can curate my tick-tock away from this insanity but I chances are that won't happen so I'll see you guys in the next video there's a Mercury stock on the 24 so keep an eye out for that and st. knees tight but before I see that okay so goodbye peace out people and have a good day [Music]

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Views: 1,241,795

Rating: 4.948493 out of 5

Keywords: satire, tony lopez, ondreaz lopez, lil huddy, charli damelio, addison rae, dixie damelio, straight tiktok, tiktok banned, reaction, funny, cringe, compilation, tiktoks, dance, dancing, imallexx

Id: DQ9nl95Aew8

Length: 13min 24sec (804 seconds)

Published: Fri Jul 10 2020