Playing my FIRST EVER Souls Game | Dark Souls Remastered PART 1

here we go in the age of ancients oh the world was unformed shrouded by fog a land of gray Crags Arch trees and everlasting dragons oh I love this already but then there was fire and with fire came disparity heat and cold life and death and of course light and dark then from the dark they [Music] came and found the souls of Lords within the [Music] flame oh what Neo the first of the Dead Neo The Witch of isth and her daughters of chaos Gwyn the Lord of sunlight and his faithful Knights and a furtive piggy so easily forgotten okay and who are they with the strength of Lords they challenged the dragons gwiin Mighty who he's like Zeus Western SK witches we great fire stor Meo Unleashed a my Asma of death and disease and see the scaleless Betrayed his own and the dragons were no [Applause] more so they they rid the world of dragons why did that dragon look like that thus began the age of fire this is so cool man but soon the Flames will fade and only dark will remain even now there are only Embers and man sees not light but only endless nights and amongst the living are seen carriers of the accursed dark side love the fact they've always had a ring since Dark Souls that's [Music] crazy okay here we go this is it yes indeed the dark sign Brands the undead and in this land the undead are corraled and led to the north so are we Undead where they are locked away to await the end of the world it's always so vague like none of the dialogue really makes that much sense this is your fate there's me reminds me of Elder Scrolls Oblivion where you start off in a prison cell oh I'm Undead as well that's my face hello friender fo Northern Undead Asylum oh my God ladies and gentlemen Welcome To Dark Souls a corpse to pillage I'm assuming that's to get out okay let's let's get used to the controls okay that's not okay that's the controls yep okay I can I can attack I thought I had a sword did I not have a sword I'm pretty sure or I had a sword of some kind let's go to equipment here I I have a hilt okay I've lost the hilt off to a great start here oh sorry I had the menu up ah yeah oh my God I keep pressing Square to attack okay okay relax relax gr Grand okay there that could have been useful okay great great great great gorgeous view what the boss is just there yeah we can Sprint and we can jump okay all right I think I can I can get the hang of this I think it's so dark okay here we go right of oh yes there it is the infamous bonfire bonfire is lit so we can rest at it that's pretty much it okay but there's a door here I open this doesn't open at this side okay all right he I think this giant creatures here is it oh no it's not oh thank God okay what's this say bhead oh oh [ __ ] okay okay how we doing this how we doing this how okay oh he can knock them okay he can knock them gotcha gotcha okay okay how how how am I supposed to do this with just AIT okay wait for him to attack I can't stay lock okay that was perfectly time rolled right we're good we good oh he got me again it's all right I got him wait wait wait I'm doing no damage am I supposed to fight him I don't think so ah God can I get out of here I'm doing no damage with my H how okay it's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine there's a door there I had a feeling we weren't supposed to fight him yet it's too soon oh thank God I'm so nervous playing these games man you got Shield what the freak what attacked me okay so how do I equip the shield okay now we have a shield Parry yes I can Parry now ow ow you get back here dick yes now I have actual weapon oh now now we're talking now we're in business should be able to do some damage now okay we have a fog wall all right we're doing this now what wait where oh there's somebody there wait how do we get to that down here can I open this oh now we're back at the bonfire there's another route to take you're such a dick oh God look at me all right I'm still alive it's fine it's locked you made do all that for nothing oh wait a minute oh he busted a hole through here oh hello oh is that the guy from the start it is oh you you're no Hollow thank goodness I'm done for her I'm afraid I'll die soon then lose my sanity I wish to ask something of you you and I were both Undead Hear Me Out will you uh sure regrettably I have failed in my mission but perhaps you can keep the torch lit there is an old saying in my family thou who art Undead art chosen in thine Exodus from the Undead Asylum maketh pilgrimage to the land of ancient Lords when thou ringeth the bell of Awakening the fate of the undead Thou shalt know well now you know and I can die with hope in my heart oh one more thing here take this an Esther flask an undead favorite heels nice oh and this I must Bid Farewell I would hate to to harm you after death so go now and thank you oh I feel bad do you want to want to hang out for a bit or rest at bonfire to replenish est's flask okay okay so I get how oh he's gone that's really sad I didn't even get to Norm do we Parry some things never change wield right weapon two-handed oh oh we doing it ah whoa that's cool okay we knew we heard something dude this sword strong with two HS oh do we Parry again or he's stronger is he okay easy easy I wish the Parry Sound was different though I don't I don't hear like a ping I'd like to hear a satisfying ping you know oh that's locked okay so how do we use the Estus like this okay oh look at this view whoa we switch two hand will we we got a fog wall here no [ __ ] oh God oh God oh God it's not good it's not good oh my freaking God okay let's heal okay we got only two Estes left now got to be super super smart about this now oh he's flying why is he flying I got this i got this halfway down halfway down can you block with this okay you can oh sh he reached he missed he missed easy easy first boss done let's go big pill room's key and I got Humanity why do I still hear him oh I used the key okay where are we going can you fall off I bet you can fall off good luck just stand here only in the ancient legends it is stated that one day an undead shall be chosen to leave the Undead Asylum in pilgrimage to the land of the ancient Lords is that where we're going Lord lordran the land of the ancient Lords oh look at the sze that wall oh friend in Lord ran level up and Kindle at bonfires so I can level up now and I can reverse hollowing Humanity restored oh no longer Hollow level up I'm going to level up strength how much can I level up I'm going to put it all in strength all right let's go talk to this person wow so this is fire link right oh oh what's down here be wary of liar what hello she cannot speak oh she can't speak hang on fire keeper Soul required to reinforce est's flask I've got 10 est's flasks now is that not like AIT excessive at the start no well what do we have here you must be a new arrival let me guess fate of the undead right well you're not the first but there's no salvation here you'd have done better to rot in the Undead Asylum but too late now well since you're here let me help you out there are actually two bells of Awakening one's up above in the undead Church the other is far Far Far Below in the ruins at the base of Blight Town ring them both and something happen brilliant right not much to go on but I have a feeling that won't stop you so off you go it is why you came isn't it to this accursed land of the undead oh he's really creepy so ring a bell H what oh that's all we need another inquisitive Soul well listen carefully then one of the Bells is up above in the undead church but the lift is broken you'll have to climb the stairs up the ruins and access the undead Berg through the Waterway the other Bell is back down below the undead Berg within the plague infested light town but I die again before I step foot in that cess pool okay so do we go up or do we go down he's making up sound a lot more appealing than down though oh we have something here oh I got some Humanity nice rear ahead surely they don't mean what I think they mean oh there's something there why is there so many blood stains here oh God oh God only a skeleton they can't be that difficult who wait I take any health off wait how strong are they who who who who wait a minute oh God oh God why are they so strong oh Christ how many attacks does it take so this is the real game then oh God we're we're good we're good we're good we're good we're fine okay okay I I regret my decision I regret my decision they won't come down here will they this is a safe spot yeah you better back away oh there's steps over here what's up here oh crap the skeletons were tough these guys are going to be a pain Parry oh crap Parry we go yes wait what oh I done a critical shot I suppose wait why are they super weak what the freak that's not cool okay I have to Parry this guy got him easy who's oh oh I'll tell you now can I no I can't reach them from here want to get this whatever this is I'm getting it all of the last Undead I'm you're going to regret doing all that you're going to regret this oh [ __ ] oh God I did not mean to side roll like that I need to be careful when locking on got him oh God back stab oh this is Risky Business okay not so bad not so bad um sorry I like the fact that there's I like it but I also hate it that there's no like music cues of enemies coming you have to be on your guard at all times yeah there's something over here so of the Lost Undead okay all right we're still in this oh it's a rat is that a rat that's a rat now it's dead another soul of lost on dead Jesus Christ those little ambers scared me it's not open from this side okay am I even going the right way oh hey boys uh what what you all doing man I'm so strong that was close EST this you want to go let's go that's right something down here large soul of the undead uhoh should I have gone down here now I feel like I I'm going to regret this I saw somebody hanging here there's two people oh god oh they're fast got him got him got him got him got him how do I get back up I don't feel safe here oh oh that's how Okay one second I want to look around here first since I know I can get back up oh I feel like this is going to fall from underneath me I am on the edge this place is scary just going to break some things oh you can actually knock him that's cool okay oh God where did he come from oh God okay you need to relax you need to relax two and one let's go what why what's up here oh there's nightmare whoa why do I hear somebody I got more Humanity sweet okay oh okay so how do you Assassin's Creed right in here oh where'd you come from I think I'm a parod okay we got a fog wall here for some reason um so far I think I haven't died once so I'm going to be I'm going to give myself a pat on the back there I'm being super cautious like I said I would be how do you get over over there can you jump across there no I'm being super cautious oh God oh God no no no no no no sir no that's no I no is that drag going to come back down here now and incinerate my ass oh really that's as far as I can throw it I thought I see oh I knew it right who wants to go oh these are shield shield dudes oh no they got Spears oh [ __ ] can you par Spears oh [ __ ] okay maybe they're go around let's go around okay okay okay okay this is probably a bad idea yes you can backstab brilliant brilliant [Applause] brilliant oh my God that feels great oh there's actually somewhere else to go be wary of head [ __ ] okay what are you well now you seem to have your wits about you then you are a welcome customer a trade for Souls everything's for sale I was not expecting that I was not expecting that voice wait so I can I can okay I can spend my Souls on stuff what can I get dried finger whoa what should only be used with the greatest of caution no I think I'm okay things are getting treacherous in these parts a horrible goat demon has moved in below and up above there's that humongous Drake and a ball demon too if you stick around this place it might end up being your grave I don't think there's anything I can buy here that that I want to buy what a waste of time go and fall off a cliff what oh God what's down here oh [ __ ] okay one at a time oh God [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] it's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine relax relax okay we're good we're good we're good we're fine two hand and oh God got him okay he he climbs the ladder real funny is that why I'm here now I can actually do the jump now do I do it I made it holy [ __ ] I made it whoa Elation I did it I yes I did sometimes you just got to take risks you know probably rear why is this game game so horny oh my God I got a crossbow can I open this oh what's in here oh wooden Shield is that better than the shield I have or okay so just getting a hint from the team that I check the tabs in the shop check the tabs ooh oh oh he's got weapon weapons oh wow okay he's got a lot more than I thought and he's got arrows and he's got armor residence key opens residence in onen Burge I will buy that because I feel like a key is definitely something we should buy I'm going to leave it for now I feel like I just need to throw me a bone will you you haven't got much time anyway right Julia what who's Julia oh what's in here bonfire yes I'm going to run in here okay we're good oh god oh I tried to Parry oh God another one this is it I'm done no it's life jeez relax will you jeez I was not expecting that many people does not open okay askk here hello oh God got him got him oh God easy I hear lots of footsteps oh a chest what I get more black fire bombs oh okay what the freak no no I did not mean to aim at them that's what you get hell yeah oh I've opened the door I used the key oh is there something in here oh chest hello gold Pine resin what do we use that for oh God he's fast yes got him oh be wary of enemy there's an enemy up here is there oh God you did where did you get yes this flask praise the Sun how how do I praise it we got a ladder over here do we try out or oh it's not that it's not that strong oh Jesus God I was close no no no I've only got four s's flasks left [ __ ] soul of lost Undead okay oh what's over there I'm over there no I just went over here for nothing okay easy easy man I got that timing down dude okay oh what's down here oh who's that tough enemy what do you mean by that like how off I sneak off I might be able to backstab uhoh oh God okay I didn't backstab can I okay oh my God oh my God oh my God he's so strong no that that hell no [ __ ] [ __ ] is he fast oh he's fast okay okay I have to do this I have to do this I don't have a choice I don't have a choice yes let's go let's go let's go yes come on let hurry God oh I can't see I can't see him can't see him oh this camera upstairs upstairs upstairs got to heal got to heal I can do this I can do this smoke bomb how did you survive that how is he oh my God no way smoke B let's go let's freaking go who my heart is actually coming out my chest right now bro let's freaking go that was hype that was hype what's this blue tearstone ring boost defense the rare gem called tearstone has The Uncanny ability to sense imminent death this blue tearstone from Katarina boosts the defense of its wear when in danger okay I'll equip it then I don't know how I'm going to actually survive now because I've literally got no estess flasks left imminent Secret there's a secret down here why is there a platform here there's nowhere to go do I jump down like there's a reason this is here right no I'm not no no I'm not doing it not doing it not unless I know for sure I have to jump down not freaking doing that [ __ ] let me see if I can find a bonfire here maybe oh no oh my Souls I have to get him back are those my Souls there let's try this no no no [Music] no that hurt so much that hurt so much oh my God that hurts so much I had two 600 Souls man man on a mission man on a mission do we get any yeah my previous souls are actually gone not going to cry over it it's Grand it's Grand okay it's Grand I am not falling for this [ __ ] again got him well you're not going to throw it now locked okay bug wall here nothing there hope there's a bonfire sometime soon oh oh what was that okay I think I have to go through here wait cool what the [ __ ] oh there's a ladder here no oh god oh man that timing was so bad oh I need to get more uh est's flasks man look at the Sun how do I praise it so cool what oh God how am I supposed to F I can't fly here oh God oh God oh God oh God oh God no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no NOP no not doing it not doing it he can't come up here though can he oh God no way okay this is the Battleground oh [ __ ] I'm running I'm running screw that I'm getting I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead I'm actually so [Music] dead holy [ __ ] did he jump down oh my God he jumped down no way can I attack a oh my God the straat is that the strap oh my God I'm actually all the way back here oh pain I just got a pain right here ah I get it now I get it it's fine you don't need to spell it out to me oh my God wait oh this is this is [ __ ] you know it no no this is actually hor [ __ ] this is hor oh my God why are they all so aggressive now what I'm going to go back to the bonfire I'm going back to the bonfire I need to get rid of the hollow ah yes that's how you do it ah I figured it out okay I need another Humanity to Kindle Fire that give me more Estes right yes now we're freaking thinking dark Souls I'm freaking back and I've got nine est's flasks I'm going to lure him down here I'm going to jump on his face to get the advantage and then just slash till the cows come home Taurus demon okay got this i got this i got this i got this I can do this CH I can do this that's freaking r right baby okay so how do [Applause] I okay no no okay okay we're good we're good run run run get up get up faster faster faster bro faster Jesus faster why am I so slow please don't jump up here please okay can you get him again got him got him freaking got him let's freaking go get the Strat get the Strat don't die don't die [ __ ] [ __ ] sh we're good we're good we're good we're good we're good we're good we're good oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] got to heal got to heal oh [Music] prop I missed it [ __ ] oh dude I'm missing these shots [ __ ] I got him yeah fck yes oh victory victory is mine man victory is mine dude has to be a bonfire in here has to be what do I feel like these things are only here just to break you don't get anything in them do you praying for a bonfire right now here who's that backstab praise the sun praise the sun praise a son he's got a son on him ah hello you don't look Hollow far from it I am Solair of asor an adherent of the Lord of sunlight now that I am Undead I have come to this great land the birthplace of Lord Gwyn to seek my very own son you find that strange well you should no need to hide your reaction I get that look all the time is this to praise the sun guy this pleases me greatly well then take this white sign soap stone we are amidst strange beings in a Strange Land the flow of time itself is convoluted with Heroes centuries old phasing in and out the very fabric wavers and relations shift and obscure there's no telling how much longer your world and mine will remain in contact but use this to summon one another as Spirits cross the gaps between the worlds and engage in Jolly cooperation of course we are not the only ones engaged in this but I am a warrior of the sun spot my summon signature easily by its brilliant Aura if you miss it you must be blind who so wait a minute I can summon him hello there I will stay behind to gaze at the sun the sun is a wondrous body like a magnificent father if only I could be so grossly incandescent yes praise the sun why is there no bonfire Lads how the hell I've got like 7,000 Souls do I just go back to the bonfire because I am going to freaking die here aren't I what's that no no no no no no yeah no I'm got no I'm not losing all these no way no no no why does he look like an onion [ __ ] no oh my God

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Published: Thu Apr 11 2024