(electronic sounds) (jazzy electronica music) ♪ ♪ (jazz music) ♪ ♪ (mumbles happily) (grunts) (gasps) (chimes) (sniffles) (hums) (squeaks) (electronic blasting) MM? (cackles) (running) (chimes) (bell ringing) boing! boing! boing! (bell ringing) (bell ringing) thwack! (bell ringing) (growls) (laughs maniacally) (screams) (crash) (birds chirping) (pop) (bell ringing) (tires squeaking) (bell ringing) (tickets clicking) OW! (bell ringing) (tickets clicking) (growls) (grunts) OH! (grunting) (hollers) (exclaims) (bell ringing) (groans) boing! (dance music) ♪ ♪ (bell ringing) (chuckles) ♪ ♪ (whirring) WHA? (Irish-style electronic music) ♪ ♪ (grumbling) (exclaims) (soft breezy music) ♪ ♪ (drill-like whirring) (blabbers) (exclaiming) (exploding fireworks) (wheels squeaking) (electronic blasting) (laughs maniacally) (electronic blast) (laughing) (electronic blips) (electronic blasting) (beeping) (whimpers) (grunts) (electronic blast) (screams) (electronic blasting) (laughing maniacally) (munching loudly) (whooshing) (chuckles) (blast) (howls) (whoosh) (electronic beeping) (exclaims) (shouts) (groans) boing! (laughs maniacally) (screams) (moans) (truck beeping) (growls) (screams) (moans)
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(spring boinging) (grunts) UH-UH-UH-UH. NUH-UH. (grunting) (grunts) (groans) (giggles) (groaning) (screams) HMM. (tires squeal) (grunts) (blows whistle) (tires squealing) (horns honking) (blows whistle) (horns honking) (blows whistle) (blows whistle) AH! (blows whistle) (cars crash) (horns honking) (screams) (gulps) (jackhammer hammering) (laughs) (birds chirping) AH! UH-UH. HA. (lawnmower engine starts) UH-UH. (horse whinnies) (gasps) (growls) (chuckles) (dog yelps) (dog barks) (chuckles) (gasps) (dog pants) (growls) (sighs) (stammering) AH! AH! AH! (snow blower revs) (ant bites) AH! (yawns) (toothpaste squirts) (snores) (toys squeaking) (knobs squeaking) (funky music) ♪ ♪ (knob squeaking) (record scratches) (teeth chattering) (knob squeaking) AH. (groaning) (knobs squeaking) (water running) (objects clattering) (monkey chattering) (hair dryer whirring) (object whirring) (knobs squeaking) AAH! (groaning) UNH! AAH! (whistling) AAH! (groans) (crying) AAH! AAH! (birds chirping) (air hissing) (groans) (chuckles evilly) (laughing evilly) (refrigerator whirring) (ice clinking) (toys laughing) (laughter in the distance) (beep) (wind whooshing) (laughing) (jazzy Pink Panther theme) ♪ ♪ (evil laughter) (groans) (beep) (knob squeaking) (vacuum whirring) (shuddering) AH, AH, AH, AH-CHOO! (screaming) (laughs evilly) (chuckles evilly) (laughing evilly) AH-AH! AH-OOH-OOH! (groans) (screaming) (chokes) (spits, coughs) (chuckles evilly) (beeping) (whimpers) UH! OOH! AAH! (teeth chattering) (pipes creaking) (cowering) (groans) (jazzy Pink Panther theme) ♪ ♪ MEOW! (growling) (groaning) (grumbling) GRR, ARRG! (laughing) UHH! (giggling) (whooshing) (whoosh) (splash) (birds chirping) (laughing and growling) HA HA HA HA! (screaming) (quacking) (sizzling) (quacking) QUACK! QUACK! QUACK! QUACK! QUACK! (beep) (speaking fast) (screeching) (quacking) (quacking) QUACK! QUACK! QUACK! AH! (electricity crackling) (swirling) (loud explosion) (chirping, quacking) (growling and yelling) EEH? (whistling) (splash) (chuckling) (cackling) (cackling) UGH! AHH! MMM! UGH! GRRR! HMM. UGH! AW! (giggling) GRR! OOF! MMM. (mumbling) (grunting) MM-HMM. (slurping) (crashing glass) (giggling) (bottles rattling) HMM? (giggling) (whistling) ♪ ♪ UGH! ARRG! (groaning and grunting) (air horn blaring) (mumbling and groaning) (both gurgling) (panting) (yelling in gibberish) (squealing in gibberish) YUM, YUM, YUM, YUM! OH! (screaming in gibberish) (sighing) (growling) AHH! (screaming) AHH! OH! AH AH AH AH! AH-HA! OW! OW! (blowing) (groaning and growling) OOH! AHH! AWW! AH-HA, AH, AH, AH! HA! (both giggling) AHH! MMM. (both humming) (grumbling) (whoosh, splash) (clock chiming) (clocks ticking) (boing) (suspenseful music) (light music) ♪ ♪ (growling) (barking angrily) (static noises) (robot voice) HYPESE 9000. DESTINATION HOME, COMPLETED. (soft beep) (barking) (birds chirping) (grunt) (growl) WHEW. (growl) (intriguing music) MM. MM, MM. (growling) RAWR! (triumphant music) ♪ ♪ (clattering noise) (gasp) (loud grumbling) (growls) MM. PTHHSSP! (boing) (soft upbeat) ♪ ♪ (beeps) (robot voice) HYPESE 9000. (static noise) (odd robot music)
GO BACK IN TIME. DESTINATION... 100 MILLION YEARS AGO. (suspenseful music) (silence) (loud robot voice)
ALARM CLOCK. (loud beeping) (sigh) (ping noise) (waking grunt) (growl) (chomp) (growling) (tapping feet) HEH? MM. (crickets chirping) (growl, stomp) (cheers and applause) (whimper) (groan) (suspenseful music) ♪ ♪ (growl) (beeping) (robot voice)
GO FORWARD IN TIME. (chomping) (frightened growl) (cheers and applause) (groan) MM! (trumpets heralding) YAH! (whipping noise) (whipping noise) (coughing) PTHHSSP! (neighing) (falling noise) (distant cheers and applause) (loud roar) (growl) YAH! EH, HUH? AGH! (giggles) (suspenseful music) ♪ ♪ (triumphant chuckles) (distant applause) (whipping noise) (thudding hooves) (slow motion) NOOO! (boing) AH! NO--AGH! HM?
(chuckles) UH? (angelic music) (suspenseful music) (robot voice)
GO BACK IN TIME. DESTINATION...1,000 B.C. (boing) (cracking noise) (crumbling, crashing) AGH! (whimpers) (growls) (birds chirping) (intriguing music) HA-HA! (giggles) (robot voice)
SPEED UP TIME. NOW. BACK TO NORMAL SPEED. HUH?
(confused grumbles) (crumbling) (robot voice)
RANDOM JUMP NOW. (birds chirping) (whirring) AH! (horn honking) (robot voice)
DESTINATION HOME. (static noise) DESTINATION HOME, COMPLETED. (growling) (barks) (suspenseful music) (gasp) (smacking,
punching noises) (screams) (growls) (crashing noise) (smacking noise) (branding iron sizzles) (horseshoe creaks) (clanking) (crickets chirping) (alarm clock ringing) (alarm stops) (crowing) (boing) (bright Western music) ♪ ♪ (doors crash) (smack) (doors flapping) (snoring, whistling) (flies buzzing) (mutters) (doors creak) (guitar music) ♪ ♪ (eye shade snaps) (snores) (snoring and whistling) (snaps) (snores) (sniffing) (snoring and whistling) (carrot crunching) (gulps) (whistling) (pants snap) (carrots crunching) (gulping) (whistles) (objects clattering) WHOO-HOO! (neighing and laughing) (lips puckering) (mutters) (horseshoes clanging) (nail creaking) (clanks) (clanks) (crashes) (crashes) (feet tapping) (tapping) (wood crunches) (clangs) (neighs and laughs) (cinch creaking) (inhales) (sputtering) (exhales) (laughing) (cinch creaking) (sputtering) (exhales and inhales) (creaking) (saddle pops) (crashes) (air whistling) (thuds) (neighing and laughing) (pulley creaking) (apples crunching) MMM? (gulps) (metal clanks) (reins creaking) NNNH! UGH! (reins snap) (wall thuds) (laughs) (laughs) (knuckles crack) (tractor engine running) HMM? MM! (angry neighing) (reins snap) (spurs jingle) (whistle) (sultry music) ♪ ♪ (whistles) (apple crunches) (gulps) YA-HA! YOO-HOO-HOO! (neighing) (laughing) (boing boing) HEE HEE, HEE HEE,
HEE HEE, HEE HEE! (Western-style
Pink Panther theme) ♪ ♪ (quirky music) ♪ ♪ (watch ticking) (bell rings) FORE! (chuckles) HUH? AH! (gasps) MWAH. (angry mumbling) (grunts) (chuckles) YEAH. (affirmative grunt) (keypad tones) (satellite beeps) (mechanical whirring) (nervous groans) AH! (angry grunting) AH! (indistinct stammering) (growls) (grunts) HMM. (groans) (chuckles) HMM. (nervous stammering) AH! (grunts) (chuckles) (electronic beeping) (screaming) HUH? (gasps and whistles) (chuckles) (electronic beeping) (chuckles) (laughs) (frog ribbits) (gasps) (gulps) (laughs) MMM. (raspberries) (screams) (growls) (sobbing) (laughs) (chuckles) (screams) (screams) (grunts) (laughs) (humming) (sinister laugh) (chuckles) (nervous stammering) (gasps) (growls) (screaming) (laughing) (gasps) (screaming) (screams) (gasps) (screaming) (grunts) (cheers and applause) WELCOME TO THE SUPER,
MEGA-HYPER GAME SHOW! WHO'S GONNA PLAY
OUR GAME TODAY? YOU, THAT'S WHO!
THAT'S RIGHT. COME ON DOWN. (applause) YES, YOU! THIS IS YOUR
LUCKY DAY! I SAID THIS IS
YOUR LUCKY DAY. NOW COME ON DOWN. HEY, THANKS FOR
POPPING BY! (fizzing) BUT IF YOU QUIT NOW
TO FINISH YOUR
TASTY BEVERAGE, THEN WHO WILL WIN
OUR GRAND PRIZE? WELL, CHUCK,
OUR WINNER TODAY
WILL RECEIVE A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF
PICKLEICIOUS PICKLE
POWER EXTREME, THE DELICIOUS
NUTRITIOUS POWER DRINK THAT WILL GIVE YOU
EXTREME VITALITY, POWERFUL ENERGY,
AND JUST A TOUCH
OF NAUSEA. YES, PICKLE POWER
WITH ITS MULTITUDE
OF USES WILL MAKE YOUR LIFE
A DREAM COME TRUE. (spurt) WHY NOT RELAX
AND ENJOY A GLASS WHILE PICKLE POWER EXTREME HANDLES ALL OF YOUR
TOUGH CLEANING CHORES? PICKLE POWER EXTREME,
IT'S PICKLEICIOUS. AVAILABLE AT ALL
REPUTABLE HARDWARE STORES. MAY CAUSE WARTS, MOLES,
BALDING, FLEAS, COOTIES, AND SHOULD NOT BE
TAKEN WITH FOOD. ENJOY PICKLE POWER EXTREME
AT YOUR OWN RISK. (squeals) CHUCK? I TAKE IT YOU'RE IN. GOOD! OH,
I ALMOST FORGOT. YOU'LL BE
GOING UP AGAINST... YOU KNOW HIM,
YOU MOCK HIM... IT'S EL DESTRUCTO! AND HIS MUCH
BRIGHTER SIDEKICK
EL DESTRUCTO, JR. (applause) LET'S PLAY. ROUND ONE. MANY GREAT SCHOLARS
HAVE BEEN PUZZLED BY THIS FAMOUS CONUNDRUM. ONE PLUS ONE
EQUALS WHAT? TAKE YOUR TIME,
CONTESTANTS. THIS IS A
TRICKY QUESTION. (laughs) EL DESTRUCTO
RINGS IN FIRST. WHAT IS
YOUR ANSWER, EL? (scrawling and murmuring) OH, NO, THAT IS
JUST SO WRONG. IT'S SLIME TIME! I LOVE THIS GAME. ROUND TWO: SUMO MADNESS! TO ADVANCE TO
THE NEXT ROUND, YOU MUST REMOVE
YOUR OPPONENT
FROM THAT PLATFORM. (air horn blows) AFTER YEARS OF TRAINING, EL DESTRUCTO'S BODY
HAS BECOME A
FINELY-TUNED MACHINE. JUST LOOK AT THOSE HANDS! DESIGNED TO DISTRACT
AND CONFUSE
HIS OPPONENT, HE CAREFULLY MOVES
IN TO DELIVER THE FINAL-- OH, WAIT! WE'VE NEVER SEEN
THIS ONE BEFORE. THAT IS QUITE A FALL. (splat) OUCH, WHAT AN UPSET. ROUND THREE: PUGIL STICK BATTLERAMA! OUR CONTESTANT
MUST STAY ON
HIS TOWER TO ADVANCE TO
THE NEXT ROUND. (electronic crackle) EL DESTRUCTO
WASTES NO TIME. LOOK AT THAT
COMBAT-TESTED
PRECISION. WHAT TECHNIQUE. WHAT STYLE. OUR CONTESTANT
SHOULD BE GIVING UP
RIGHT ABOUT NOW. OH, THAT CAME
OUT OF NOWHERE! ROUND FOUR. TREADMILL MAYHEM! ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS
MAKE IT TO THE
FINISH LINE ON A TRICYCLE
TO COMPLETE THE TASK. OH, AND WATCH OUT
FOR EL DESTRUCTO
AND EL DESTRUCTO, JR. (laughing) (air horn blows) THERE HE GOES,
AND THERE GOES
EL DESTRUCTO. THAT E-Z CHAIR'S
NOT GONNA MAKE
HIS LIFE ANY EASIER. AND HE BETTER
NOT START FEELING
TOO SAFE. EL DESTRUCTO
WANTS TO TIRE
THIS GUY OUT. AND HE'S NOT JUST
CLOWNING AROUND. HE'S AL-MOOSED
DONE HIM IN. THIS IS NOT
THE TIME TO BE
TOO PICKY, FOLKS. (laughs deliriously) SOMEONE PLEASE
STOP ME! NO, SERIOUSLY,
STOP ME! (springs) (cheers and applause) WELL, WELL, OUR CONTESTANT
SURE MADE SHORT WORK OUT OF THIS
OBSTACLE COURSE. BUT WAIT, EL DESTRUCTO
HAS ONE MORE TRICK
UP HIS SLEEVE: AN ELEPHANT TOSS. OR SHOULD I SAY
AN ELEPHANT DROP? OUCH. ROUND FIVE. CONGRATULATIONS! YOU'RE THE FIRST
TO EVER MAKE IT
THIS FAR! BUT ARE YOU
READY FOR THE
FINAL CHALLENGE? THE GAUNTLET! (audience gasps) (metallic clank) HA HA HA HA! (gulp) READY? GOOD! GO, GO, GO! LET'S SEE HOW
HE FARES AGAINST
THE COLLOSAL ROBOBASHER! WITH EL DESTRUCTO, JR.
IN THE DRIVER'S SEAT, I WOULDN'T WANT
TO BE IN THE
CHALLENGER'S SHOES. FOR THOSE WITH
WEAK STOMACHS, NOW WOULD BE
A GOOD TIME
TO TURN AWAY. THIS IS ABOUT
TO GET UGLY. (explosion) (mechanical whirring) IT LOOKS LIKE
IT'S ALL OVER FOR OUR
COURAGEOUS CHALLENGER. BUT WAIT, IT'S THE OLD
CRAYON DUMMY TRICK! VERY CLEVER! THE CHALLENGER
HAS MADE IT
THIS FAR ON LUCK, BUT IT WILL TAKE
MORE THAN LUCK
FOR HIM TO GET PAST THE POOL OF PAIN. IT WILL TAKE GUMBALLS. GUMBALLS? HERE'S JUNIOR! HE'S GONNA WISH THAT
HE STAYED WITH THOSE
MASTICATING CROCS NOW THAT EL DESTRUCTO
HAS HIM IN THE CROSSHAIRS OF HIS BASKETBALL CANNON. (canon firing) DESTRUCTO IS SHOWING
NO MERCY TONIGHT. HE'S IN THE LANE... AND DRIVING
FOR THE BASKET. AND HERE'S JUNIOR
FOR THE ASSIST. (steam hisses) (laughs) THAT'S IT!
I CAN'T LOOK! (laughing) IT'S ALL OVER NOW
FOR OUR CHALLENGER. (cackling) ALL THOSE DREAMS
OF PICKLEADE NOW DASHED IN
THE ARENA OF ANGUISH. (alarm beeping) OH, THE HUMANITY! WHAT? JUNIOR SEEMS TO
HAVE LOST POWER
TO THE SUIT. I THOUGHT I TOLD HIM
TO PLUG THAT THING
IN LAST NIGHT. (cheers and applause) WHAT'S THIS? (bell dings) UH-OH, THE TARGET'S
BEEN HIT. NO ONE HAS EVER HIT
THE TARGET BEFORE! YOU'VE WON! (cheers and applause) I CAN'T BELIEVE HE WON. THAT'S NOT SUPPOSED
TO HAPPEN. WE SHOULD GET THAT FIXED. WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT
SOMEONE WOULD REALLY WIN? (wheels squeaking) (gulping) NO PICKLES WERE HARMED
DURING THE MAKING
OF THIS SHOW.
