Pickle | THE STRONGEST MAN OF ALL TIME!! @Cj_DaChamp

CJ the champ pickle the legend of ooga booga let's get into it y'all alrighty ladies and gentlemen gather around gather around Philly today is a very special day because today we have a special trial yes I know this is [ __ ] Bonkers sound off the SOS alarm CJ's uploading twice in a month I know it looks bad I'm really trying to fix this I'm so sorry but anyways let's just go ahead cut to the chase type of pickle no [ __ ] monster he's a monster this man is the definition that's why I've been for this [ __ ] exhibit pee so uh before we get started exhibit P [ __ ] you know he's broken if you've not seen that new season of Maki uh go watch this [ __ ] you you were spoiled go watch this [ __ ] now you're wasting your time you're you're sitting here looking at me and watching CJ you're wasting your time go watch the boxy [ __ ] and then come back and see what's up if you don't care exhibit [Music] y'all alrighty ladies and gentlemen I welcome you all to exhibit P okay special case study of a primitive man named Pickle cool uh to be quite Frank I mean if you really think about it he really did bro's a good 65 million years old that was living in the Jurassic age then bro got frozen and was found in the present day which basically is a new world now think about it is you feel bad for the animals and monsters and creatures back then you don't feel bad for pickle the more you watch this [ __ ] ladies and gentlemen there is a very long list of people that got violated by this [ __ ] so we might as well just start from the beginning victim number one this dumbass scientist right here character [ __ ] I need a number Well Albert Einstein to preserve his body now this idiot right here is the Catalyst to all the [ __ ] cause he said well I mean why don't we just revive him doc I mean what's the harm in that and of course Albert Einstein was like you [ __ ] numbskull you're out of your damn mind background character 1776 was so persistent with it so about 90 days pass and pickle is still not woke up so the scientists started getting mad disrespectful he was like stupid primitive caveman what a [ __ ] failure [Music] to this bro was having a meat Beats beats him with a damn [Music] like first of all you dirty ass [ __ ] why are you still looking at magazines and he freaky as hell [ __ ] you doing it at work like at least have some type of respect brother not not at the office what about the other guy that gotta clock in he gotta see your G you juice everywhere pause decided to commit a Canon event he was like so this idiot gets the bright idea to go to the back and Fry up some T-Rex course that's crazy T-Rex steak so while this man is taking slathering some of that A1 sauce on that [ __ ] his goofy ass I bet that [ __ ] probably busting though it's probably buzzing that dinosaur is probably that [ __ ] look look [ __ ] you Ramsay so while this man is chowing down on some T-Rex he looks behind him [Music] and is standing behind him and looking at it we'll go from that smell and he just grabs the steak and eats it up so yeah uh bro must have been chefing up in there cause that man pickle smelled what he was cooking and came back to life but I guess that wasn't enough because he started looking at bro like a snack so bro started [ __ ] bricks he was saying put that weak ass gun down [ __ ] you not scaring nobody pickle eat that [ __ ] for breakfast [Music] oh [ __ ] bro and to make matters worse the [ __ ] pissed himself and after that you're a victim he started eating bullets starting using them as a damn Shake Weight and started yelling at him and was like what are y'all doing in this situation you're a scientist Mania your own [ __ ] business and it's seven foot primitive man pull up on you ready to take you out Lord Jesus I'm trying to run as fast as I can if I can make it that Mane was gone here know what the hell to do he got up and started walking like he didn't took like 10 shots of tequila this man pickled again Antonio Brown levels of CTE but by the grace of God this man seals him away in this Vault so later on this man then called the cops and everything but he started telling them oh no no this ain't enough call the National Guard but this man started looking at him stupid sir calm down he's only one man he might as well be but this man was about to have everybody on speed though a whole blast over through the wall and this man pickle looking thirsty as hell so he just started going on a rampage the police chief is like oh hell no this will buff my pay grade five stars on this [ __ ] the National Guard call the military and look I'll rely on spawn back there he already know it's over he said look it's over I knew it I tried to warn you [ __ ] you didn't listen I told so they brung out the whole military they even pulled out the same damn Mecca suit from the Avatar movie but that means [Music] he was like oh hell no don't pay me enough for this [ __ ] I'm injecting out this hoe and that man got sent in the spin cycle and just went flying and then that man just proceeds to decimate the entire Army I ain't gonna lie bro if I'm witnessing this [ __ ] I'm calling the president and I'm like hey [ __ ] open the box and drop that [ __ ] but there is only one way to reason with this Savage this man strydom came out stripped Buck booty naked sat down with this man and said okay let's see what we're working with let's go rides in Japan oh no oh it's gonna get bad this man commits a very horny action and um this is gonna lead into victim too oh God the news report s and uh what happened to her oh Lord bless our souls roll the clip breaking news breaking news that's the CJ Network now arrives in Japan ladies and gentlemen you've heard that right I'm your host Donovan barnacle and I'm Clarence dick Lord oh no you can see the big one has just landed and has just arrived in the Tokyo Airport multiple sources indicate that this man is all the way from the Jurassic period and there he is ladies and gentlemen our cool is live right now my God look at that men clearance my God Donovan that [ __ ] is huge it looks like Tarzan just hopped out the screen and now we go live to our reporter Tiffany tyrannica Tiffany please run Tiffany is it possible to get an interview I'll go up to him right now [Music] in front of everybody I beg your party I beg your party they all watch nobody did nothing oh my God pray for the reporter oh [Music] and on that day pickle violated a news and they just watched it that I mean what can you do it's like damn what can you do but damn like nobody tried to stop it you got somebody please stop this [ __ ] so after that incident damn near every single fighter in the bakkie verse wants to fight this they broke into the military base and everything these [ __ ] is horny all to fight a caveman what the [ __ ] is wrong with y'all that CTE is kicking in yeah ain't gonna lie they were a little a little extra with the fighting like oh yeah I admire you pickle I just gotta I just gotta fight you pickle I mean I just I can't stay away I'm like what the [ __ ] is going on but it's good it got real weird and of course the most disrespectful Man in anime history before this happened I'm sorry I gotta Sidetrack real quick how this man got in the base makes absolute no sense this [ __ ] walked up [ __ ] in and just let him in words in everything in his sheer presence hypnotized all of them and made them start fighting it's a crazy what the [ __ ] I'm telling you ain't gone I don't need that [ __ ] Bro put them in again then this man said y'all made the correct decision to fight yourselves instead what so you're forgiven this life is the open with his Adventure yeah I think he said if you would have ran away or did something different I would I would have put you on your pockets [ __ ] I'm like bro this guy is different the most disgusting [ __ ] I've ever seen on a screen so back to where we were at earlier this man pickle did not pay anybody any attention until the boogeyman himself came so then yujiro just decides to break all laws of physics phase through [ __ ] glass see [ __ ] am I watching look and he just doesn't do this one time he does it another time but we ain't gonna speak on that I don't want Bucky you are awesome hey buddy you brofist so then these two have the manliest of all time and this man picked T-Rex and you Jerome flip bro and put them on his ass and he was astonished he was like holy [ __ ] I actually had to use one percent of my power so after this incident they decide to move pickle to an arena oh this this gets crazy just get crazy prepare yourself and this leads into our next [Music] video damn near extinct Siberian tiger that hasn't eaten in five days but it did not matter at all pickle got up and looked at that thing like whoa you look testy who made that [ __ ] the letter c it was oh my God somebody get picked on the line I actually feel bad for this tiger that is a terrible way to go out he is not a human so then pickle decided to run the gauntlet of Fighters so with that we moving straight into victim forward this man Ritz who got absolutely embarrassed pickle was playing with this man like he just got a new toy for Christmas so when this man jumped in the ring pickle wasted no time God damn dude already put him on his ass five seconds into the fight hey that Kung Fu wasn't gonna help him [ __ ] it wasn't going to help him space he's like oh God he tried though and knocked him out cold Lord then pickle picks him up with tears in his eyes and he's like thanks for the meal oh Lord have mercy we about to start smoking on that red suit pack bro is crying and joy looking like crazy [Music] pack it up bro is making a Master of Kung Fu the master Oogway of this verse 4 000 years of kung fu that's what they said 4 000 years of kung fu was no match from a [ __ ] from the prehistoric time I beg your partner this man had to abandon all of his technique and started running at this man that's how you know you about the lose when you just swinging and hopefully you get a hit crazy it was looking at him like [ __ ] wrong with you damn [Music] folded that [ __ ] no no bro was getting his ass beat so bad bro stories bro got hit so hard his soul came out of his body but I guess his soul gave him a pep talk because bro actually knocked them down but it was all too late jumps up and lands on all fours in the [ __ ] Roman Reigns I call this the Booty Dash I know you like I beg your party I know I beg your party but just look at this stance look at how he does it this is called the Booty Dash that's gay the lines this man up it was over that man pickle said get the [ __ ] out of my ring and after that bro said it's time to Grub and on that day no season no fire nothing he eating that [ __ ] raw I beg your party pause pause you know Sue lost the leg and he would have became a whole Mill of Albert Einstein ain't tranquilize him shout out to Albert dumbass real guy Pig leg oh Pig leg ass [ __ ] shouldn't have been so horny to fight a caveman so after pickle juice pickle went out for a night of fun and this is where we're introduced to another victim random [ __ ] 47. so as we can see random [ __ ] 47 is out here on a nightly stroll looking like he on the Pearl probably looking to beat up on some boom boom but little did he know that he was the one being hunted by another man on the prowl so while this man decides to go in a dark alley and take a leap took this time snatch bro dude was using the garbage bags oh my God assassinated Vietnam style and bro came out and took his whole fit got the drip though this is a little too it's a little too small pickle come on now them shoes ain't it my [ __ ] like that jacket hard though oh my god dude ain't even increased them them hoses folded yeah who committed the taboo of creasing the man's Jays he ends up pulling off probably one of the greatest Feats in anime history so while this man is walking he ends up crossing the road with the red lights oh you don't look both ways a certain someone would send you to another world [Music] oh [Music] evil look at this [ __ ] evil [Music] it's crazy [Music] and he always wins but this time it's gonna be a little different [Music] oh [Music] my God it's over with [ __ ] you're done [ __ ] you're done [ __ ] you're out of gas you're done [ __ ] you're done for [ __ ] you need an oil change it's over we're done your tires flat [ __ ] you're done he's here but it's a truck suplex in the truck is sick foreign holding this knife with their bare hands but his efforts were futile they go since it's 300 pound man shot fly and then look at this idiot right here bro really punched him thinking he gonna do something [ __ ] grab that man's arm and turn oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] you up you're a victim I'm looking like a Batman Gotham crook looking like it's the bat so he started throwing punches but pickle hit him with his feet from taking more victims Baki finally decided to pull up for himself so pickle puts out his fist asking for a brofist sobaki reaches out and pickle does the exact same move you Jerome did to him oh God he's learning and look at his smug ass face hell no habaki was like hell now a brown house kicked that [ __ ] but pickle ate this kick and looked at him and said follow me so later that night he brings Baki back to the arena in this man wasted [Music] character oh so after pickle added the main character hey victory dance now you you peep the victory dance off the one fight his list of victims another man stepped up to challenge the caveman yeah he's a victim but look look if you just see the fight he put up you gotta respect it it's one you gotta respect I was determined to get it back in blood for Redtube this man went on a devious training Garfield learned how to throw a punch over Mach one's facts so all of his disciples could watch him fight this [ __ ] but little did they know they were gathering for a public execution he already comes out the gate swing but that man pickled to that like no no no not today in case this man across the stadium and then pickle does something absolutely terrifying he takes the exact stance [Music] right now so pickle picker was like oh God me so strong dead mock speed [ __ ] but unfortunately for cops cops on side with such great power cause since bro is basically punching at the speed of sound this body kinda can't handle it because he's so this entire fight was a war of attrition basically to see how many blows pickle could take before katsumi kicks the bucket so after hitting pickle with his most powerful shot he knocked him down but his arm is just completely destroyed I respect him though it wasn't enough the nigga's bones was showing bro like it wasn't enough and this [ __ ] pickle wasn't even down for real sure but in reality pickle was not knocked out he was actually sleeping oh my God sick and look the only [ __ ] that know for a fact that was gonna happen is old Albert [ __ ] oh Albert no service in his internet are great leaders cooked even katsumi knew he was cooked because he basically said welp I'm cooked pickle so go ahead eat my ass took that man's arm and I ain't gonna lie this how you could tell custom me then lost all his brain cells Bros out here saying oh how do I taste pickle do I taste it [Music] yeah I ain't gonna lie that was a little extra in this [ __ ] bro not just that you're about to become a whole four-piece combo man what I'm telling you and everything the blood counts that man pickle I actually left bro said nah [ __ ] you taste like Raising Canes unseasoned damn bro there well I mean at least he got off the hook for tasting like [ __ ] so after pickle took another body part from a fighter he was about to commit the biggest violation of 2023. and ladies and gentlemen the next victim on our list the steroid got himself oh no oh [Music] my God exactly what a nasty pop punch so then these two commit the biggest a yo pause moment of 2023 blocking lips like crazy this man Jackson girl you wanna have a bite off what did you pray today what do you say caveman come give Daddy a big old kiss oh no their faces are literally man well that show was like what am I watching what is going no smooch wasn't strong enough and this man Jack probably suffered one of the most grotesque injuries I've ever seen his face is gone it off his face but horizontal so then pickle lined up for the spear but this man Jack said I ain't going out like no [ __ ] and he is up throwing this man in these stands goes up in the stairs the Jack is sick Mike Tyson oh you're a victim yo this man Jack got a biting fetish or something but I can say this would no doubt bro is truly a freaky frog his pickle off to the max pickle hit this man with the most disgusting four-piece bro goes in for the punch takes it and lands up counter God and that man pickles and jacked to the shadow room bro juggled him and everything even hit him with a Mortal Kombat X-Ray emote on him nah bro at the victory dance Loki Loki he did not go in on Jack to eat him cause bro had a whole special move even when he was unconscious bro with a game with the middle fingers are death oh but this is not the end of jack cause dude he tried to run it back again fresh out the hospital come on man [Music] must main jury he is not beating the freaky frog allegations so this man pickles Primal Instinct started kicking in and he started running away Bros like get this freaky frog away from me but then he stopped and thought to himself did you pray today okay yeah did you pray yeah this [ __ ] CJ stupid special oh my God sent them back to the hospital and it was over Jack's dumb ass woke back right up in the hospital one day without a chance to fight him again but Baki was like bro stop you're just gonna get your ass whooped again that's why dad only cares about me W brother though come on now W brother though like he keeping a buck like bro you just gonna keep getting your ass whooped like let's not do this you're embarrassing our name like you're embarrassing what we do and he ends up telling him that pickle picked him up after the fight took him to the top of a building and hanged his unconscious body just to come eat them later back and eat his prey oh God Jack was shook this [ __ ] was like oh hell no I really did get cooked fish it's tough out here man and with that that's big pickle [ __ ] it's big p reached the end that's big comment down below big p if you made it this far if you made it a little round of applause for you too long video long video appreciate you will he be able to stop this prehistoric storm no well I mean he put up the best fight oh my God the damage he took was ridiculous Echo jumped up all the way to the roof of the arena and dropped him on his back knocking this man suplex City when he woke up he figured out his internal organs but I ain't gonna lie Bachi was popping off this entire fight won't hit him with a fat slap like his dad just whooped his ass with a belt and just continued to whoop his ass shook dude even said the flying in the stands up with his MC plot armor pickles had enough of this [ __ ] I'm tired of this disrespect damn this man started in his head midair damn yeah ended up unlocking Ultra instinct you know it's a bunch of nut shots in Baki you know they can't go without having some nut shots and Baki Paul I beg your party kids Rocky had this man pickle and pain [ __ ] was on the ground hitting that shot but unfortunately for Baki that uppercut to the dick sealed his fate cause the dog was ready to be released now you see pickle already had that dog in it but now the dog memories this is his final form the legend of and this man Bucky was looking like oh my God why did I punch him in the dick thought they started beating the living [ __ ] out of each other these boys was having an award but somehow some way Bucky had him on the ropes but this man Bucky sold [ __ ] sold the whole fight crazy walked up to him and said hey man let's just throw hands to somebody get knocked the [ __ ] out and with that they did in the nobody surprise what the [ __ ] it got folded fold it [ __ ] [ __ ] sold bro and with that pickle took no else and this wild beast is still on the Run every single person in this universe tough out here so yeah that's that bro big p but with stipulations we're locking this Savage beast in a tank you're gonna have to he's to be watched 24 7. you don't have too many more victims getting made a full combo well that's that until next time

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Id: 9jqSANrRInc

Length: 29min 52sec (1792 seconds)

Published: Mon Aug 28 2023