Peter Kay The tour that didn't tour tour

oh uh free no I love when you go for a meal nobody complains you are complain to each other but God forbid you'd ever tell a member of staff they're on their bloody Mimi Lurie they're on their mayor meal we've all just got asked that they're coming after all so they're on their near meal as in all right absolutely fantastic really thank you really nice thanks very much lovely special [ __ ] all not come here again to my condo Dolce Dunn's [ __ ] happen and then when food finally does arrive we just swap with each other's well yours looks nice you'd have a tester man test it test it oh it's nice that I should have got that you know some of mine they give me too much chance we'll take some in gravy all over table are some chicks have some chips they give me too many you fistfuls of chips everywhere pigs we're gonna be fart back you dirty [ __ ] take your parka don't you fart yeah be careful at the swap through with it what swap cutlery so that when you give someone a drink out of a bottle the Gaul thanks very much I had a bad experience with that in gran canaria mere to mind pol bit of a joker are on this street of a half 11:00 at night or with the stick proper a dive gammon 40 proper thirsty some spitting feathers here you said here have a drink of this Pepsi I say it's warm that so no I just got out of that bin peacefully still spitting into the toilet two o'clock at my arm up so you have your meal and then you're stuffed oh god I'm full huijin's if I love oh I'm father left under my pants I be at home full oh do you like a dessert you everyone you everyone you you I'm in a desert I will have you well are you everyone yeah well have a look yeah well have a look another look for cheesecake cheesecake kegger cheese cheesecake plasma then you get the bill cover bill please all that the international sign of the bill little signature in mid a whoops in any country will that or the little pad I know what you want be careful if you're going to get the bill watch out because basically you're accepting responsibility for adding up because I've been on lovely night so it all goes tits up wet bill comes no one knows who's paint if you're on a work to do with someone like that there's that twelve you are you gonna split it twelve ways what you're going to do is always some gob eco takes charge because you've got a calculator on Earth iPod a book you know till evening long with its long divisions Twenty twenty one twenty eight twenty three each 28:23 each that's including tip Janice sixty pound going to expand going in seventy one eighteen hundred two hundred fans change those two came back to you 350 fortune can we pay park card park cash I've got a system here there CAD demand you've disrupted it five men there was some really nice girl and I wrong give you thirty quid I'm not that consider because I'm not too accurate dirty prank Astaire though didn't have any wine didn't have a start it into my main meal you're the other breadstick then emits harlots and I were you unleash your birthday that can stay okay I didn't up doorbal [ __ ] feed or balls be two pounder someone's not paired I'm still shot e 2.2 - I've not I've not I'm not the wat they've gone or poor there's always some couple sneaks off early Titus he's got babysitter you've got to watch that little fester they'll still be talking about that in twelve months next Christmas out again few wines you're gonna pair this year you're gonna [ __ ] floor bath lightly Lassie I know viana works to me with his not bitter fight yet even me old and am self-employed open last year 60 seats a court charming a firewood driver only stop for a toilet stop and a leg stretch oh it's from Liverpool II work I said to you when we're driving for we had a fight I said who it was people you get when you're driving I don't like blokes I got a lot larger like animals I will bring a load of blokes back in the races and I'm driving up the m6 I look sue the rearview mirror and there's a bloke having a piss in the middle of the aisle on my coach I slam the brakes on he shut down the coach like that this everywhere

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Published: Wed Jul 27 2016