Vivian: One, two, three, four [Music] [sigh] [knock] Dad: Hey kiddo, it's after 9 30, need to get to bed
Vivian: I know Dad: Can I come in?
Vivian: you may Dad: Nice one Glenda Grammar. Need a lunch in the morning? Vivian: Wednesday is salisbury steak. Yeah, don't make me
eat that, it tastes like a spongy meat band-aid. Dad: right.
Vivian: School lunches have tanked since that
stupid actor Reagan became president. Dad: Oh, don't call people stupid, and honey
not everything is Reagan's fault.
Vivian: We shall see... Vivian: Now can we do our thing?
Dad: Yep. Dad: Good night sleep tight and don't let the bed bugs eat. Vivian: Bite!
Dad: Oh right, "bite". Dad: Will you have breakfast with me in the morning?
Vivian: Yeah. Dad: Will you eat snail pancakes covered in soy sauce syrup
with a side of salisbury steak?
Vivian: No!! Dad: Will you love me forever?
Vivian: Yes. Dad: All right, good night kiddo. [Music] [Music][Rain] Alberto: Last one there has to buy the candy.
Vivian: Hope you have plenty of cash! Alberto: Yummy Alberto: Whoa, what's on your shorts? Vivian: What?! Why are you looking?!
Alberto: I wasn't! Jeez! It's just that... Vivian: Shut up, Geek. You're just mad because I beat you. Again... Alberto: You lucked out. I have low blood sugar... Alberto: You should really go check that out. [Music] [Music]
Vivian: Yes! [Music] [Music][Paper ripping] [Music] [Music]
Alberto (outside): What's the deal, did you fall in?
Vivian: I'll be out in a minute! [Music] [Music][Knock]
Alberto: Hurry up, come on!
Vivian: Just a second, Jeez! [Music] [Music][Paper rustling] [Music][Sticky sounds] [Music] [Music]
Vivian: Ooooh Alberta: Finally.
Vivian: Thanks. [Music]
Alberto: So much candy... [Music] [Door creaks] Dad: Hey you hungry? Just Tuna Helper. Dad: You planning on staying a while, or did you
want to eat dinner in the doorway? Vivian: Um. i'll be right back... Vivian: One (Sigh) Vivian: Two Vivian: (breaths out) Vivian: Three! Ah, SHI.....!! Vivian (whispers): Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow... Vivian: Ow. [Erasing sounds] Dad: Mmm. Dad: I like this Tuna Helper with the peas. Dad: (Clears throat) Dad: Still, it's not my favorite of the Helper dinners. Dad: I actually prefer the creamy broccolli. Dad: (Sigh) Dad: Look i noticed when you came home... Vivian: P.E.!! So dumb, right?! And Reagan, WOW!
Dad (quietly): I'm so sorry... Vivian: I really need to do some algebra
Dad: It's important.
Vivian: Is it okay if I skip dishes? Dad: Yeah, no problem. I got you covered. [Loud rock music] [Loud rock music]
[Thump!] [Rock music] [Rock music]
Darrell: It's gonna take a minute [Rock music] [Rock music]
Darrell: I put the candy bars on top. Vivian: How to use a pad. Step one, open the pad box. Vivian: Step two, peel off the back of the pad. Vivian: Step three attach the pad to your underwear. Vivian: Sigh... Dad (knocking): Hey hon, it's uh bedtime. You want to do our thing? Vivian: I guess... Dad: May I come in? Vivian: No, i'm changing. Dad: Sure... Dad: Well, uh, good night, sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs eat. Vivian: Bite. Dad: All right. Dad: Will you have breakfast with me in the morning? Vivian: Yeah, I guess... Dad: Will you eat, uh... Dad: ...leftover tuna helper and, um Vivian: Goodnight, dad. Dad: Sure Dad: I got you a little something. I'm just gonna leave it here. [Music] Vivian: Sigh... Dad: Oh, hey kiddo,
Vivian: hey. Dad: How are you doing?
Vivian: Good. Alberto: Hey nerd! Where's your bike? Vivian: I decided to walk today. Sue me! Alberto: Okay got any more candy? Vivian: I don't HAVE any more! Alberto: Geez, Viv, what's wrong with you? Vivian: You don't want to know. Alberto: Viv, ándale! It's Alberto! I can handle anything. Vivian: Okay... Vivian: I got my period... [Music] Vivian: Wait... Vivian: Rust?! Vivian: Are you freaking kidding me?! Damn it!! Dad: Whoa, whoa, whoa. You okay?! Vivian: Sorry... Vivian: Why am I crying, i'm so stupid. Dad: Hey. You are not stupid. Vivian: I don't know, I just thought... Dad: ...that you had, uh, got your, uh... Dad: menstrual cycle... Vivian: Stop, dad.
Dad: Sorry. Dad: Sigh... Dad: Your mom would have... Dad: Your mom would've handled this a hell of a lot better. Vivian: I miss her.
Dad: I know, I know, me too. Dad: Now, irregardless, we have to, uh, you
know we have to deal with this stuff Vivian: "Irregardless" isn't a word, Dad.
Dad: Oh right. [Laughter] [Music] [Music]
Dad: Good morning.
Vivian: Morning. [Music] [Music]
Dad: Hey, you need a lunch? Vivian: I already made one. [Music] [Music]
Vivian (Humming) [Music] [Music]
Scene one, cramps, take one, mark [Music]
Scene one, estrogen, take one, mark [Music]
Scene two, bloated take one, mark [Music]
Two, cravings, take three, mark [Music]
Eleven, douche, take four, mark [Music]
Big 'ol pad. take five, mark [Music[
Scene twenty four, abdominal pain, take three, mark [Music]
Eleven, becoming a woman, take one, mark [Music]
