People share their accidentally hottest thing done by someone who wasn't intending to turn them on?

what's the accidentally hottest thing done by someone who wasn't intending to turn you on I went on a date last night with a girl that I have known for a while after dinner we go back to her house to watch a movie she changed out of her pants into shorts when she comes back down the stairs she apologizes for looking like a nerd because she had knee-high socks on under her pants and didn't change them pío w right in the fetish she 100% knew what she was doing solid strategy if she did lo there's no way she didn't know I cut my finger on a beer bottle at a party this girl casually walks by stops and sucks the end of my finger without saying anything walks away that happened 25 years ago and I still think about her all the time and you just let her walk away you didn't go after her say no man I also cut my penis I was stunned and drunk bad combination I also had weak moves at the time final year of uni doing a group project presentation one of our group members was this really cool pretty Swedish exchange student we were sitting on the sidelines as one of our other group members was presenting she leans over and starts whispering Swedish things in my ear holy shit I turned to look at her and she blushes and giggled and apologized saying she got the wrong language we had a lot of Swedish students in the course so they spoke it often among themselves she then repeats herself in English but I wasn't listening because I was too focused on the fact that I was about to stand up in front of a panel of industry professionals with a semi in high school I had female friend that was home-schooled and worked at a donut shop my parents both worked the night shift so I basically had the house to myself after school she would come over smelling like doughnuts every day edit while this blow-up bigger than expected no I'm not a cop now I'm not fat a little fluffy since my knee surgery that I still run regularly and yerr I do sometimes get aroused by the smell of donuts but seriously who doesn't yes I did give her my Boston cream I'm not sure on the flavor though I'm a sucker for accents had a British girl come into my work for a few days in a row and every time she spoke I melted I swear if she had told me to go with her on a killing spree I'd have gone my dad has spent so much time in the UK on business he has a sixth sense for the accents not only can he tell what country you're from but what specific region you're from as well he met this guy at a party with the UK accent he couldn't place he finally went up and asked him where he was from the guy leaned in and said I'm from Richmond Virginia this is a speech impediment he was not at all shy about pretending he was from the UK because girls loved it so much my wife knew she was wearing a blazer the next day for a meeting but couldn't decide what skirt so she was going back and forth to the closet for different skirts to see in the mirror but the whole time only wearing the blazer and panties sexiest combination ever my girlfriend was in Europe singing with her car last year and she texted me a picture of her wearing just panties and her choir blazer I literally walked into a post when I opened it on my phone must be a nun in protagonists nap if that's true he would have run into a girl trip and somehow his hands are now on her untouchables I have a cow walker whom I usually spend breaks with smoking we were outside last week and she was ranting about some stupid Sh that went down over in her side of the office we work in different departments and how she ended up getting pretty upset and while a sexual thought has never crossed my mind involving her before there was something about the way she was yelling and the look on her face that for some reason made me want to take her right then and there can't explain it and haven't had a similar thought since I couldn't even look at her I just stammered I have to go and went back inside I have only experienced the reverse of this guy I dated in college was joking around with me in his dorm room still my room key and put it in his pocket I think it was a ha ha now you have to stay the night joke this was years ago we got distracted and I wound up staying a bit longer and I guess he forgot about it so when I finally went to leave he's to see me out and I said you have something I need and slipped my hand into his pocket took my key back and held it up with a smirk his stunned reaction is permanently etched in my brain I guess since I was and am a nerd girl and that was my first time knowingly inducing an instant boner in any case being a socially awkward nerd girl I just laughed and said goodnight and left him to deal with it himself sorry guy when I was an undergraduate student I sang in the school's vocal ensembles one was a chamber choir the other a show choir I had an outlandish shameless crush on one of the guys he was also a pianist and composer and a little older than me we hung out a lot but I was plump and he liked very thin girls so he wasn't interested in my I genuinely liked him as a person so I settled for being friends and tried to quash my crush one day he invited himself over to my house after school we had an upright piano in our living room at the time and as soon as he walked in he made a beeline for it I stood beside him and watched him play for about 20 minutes I was mostly looking at his hands but was somehow also keenly aware of his stubbly jawline at the same time I was completely enraptured I was wearing jeans and a v-neck t-shirt being quite busty it was a slightly modest look but it was one that everyone who knew me had seen many times after about 20 minutes of this fuckin musical adonis serenading me my mother walked out of her bedroom i was standing with my hand on the banister completely lightheaded with arousal my mother's eyes dropped straight to my bed chest which was flushed and heaving she promptly burst into laughter suggested that he play more quietly and went back into her room italian exchange student at my school he started speaking Italian on the phone to a friend who had called and I absolutely melted anyone who can casually fluently speak two languages automatically turns me on a little and I have no idea why edit fantasy languages count bonus points if it's from Doctor Who Harry Potter or Stargate all languages count even not pretty ones because what's attractive is the intelligence behind it at least for me computer coding doesn't count but is definitely extremely impressive as I have trouble turning on a computer even if him in my best luxury I mean what about three languages I'd honestly not know what to do with myself gave me an absolute verbal smackdown this was a bloke I knew in college 16 to 18 and it was a long-standing pillar of our interaction to bicker and take the piss I'd been rubbing him about one thing or another making the others around us laugh when he causally laid out equipped that utterly blew any of my insults out of the water it was just the way he did it this lazy flick of sarcasm and wit that had me both laughing in appreciation and inwardly screaming take me now I was at a neighbourhood concert one time and this girl was making her way up to the front while the masses of people were pushing and kicking each other this very cute girl stopped to talk to me to see what's up and at that moment everyone decided to sandwich together so my body was pressed against her tightly she was directly in front of me facing me and she was pretty humorous too because while we were literally face to face she said nice weather we're having never saw her again but I still think about her I wake up to my girlfriend trying to fit her very nice ass into her jeans almost every day I know exactly what you mean my ex used to do that too ever thought you made the right decision about dumping someone then you remember little Sh like that they used to do around you it makes you question your wisdom especially when she treated you well all the time a my head stalked and life is odd I was hanging out with a female friend I had known for years never much sexual tension between us she had just graduated and was spending her second to last night in her apartment before moving out across the country her best friend was hanging out with us and we were all drinking and skyping with her best friend's bf I don't know what happened but my friend and I got into an argument and started wrestling next thing I know she's straddling me and we are both breathing heavily and I'm obviously getting turned on BFF and her boyfriend start joking about the situation but it has suddenly gotten pretty warm in the room BFF took her cue and left and that's the night that I learned by good friend squirts like a blast Oh eyes ten tenths would recommend my so is very strong for a woman she's easily stronger than half the nerdy guys I hang out with but I can wrestle her into submission without any real trouble which turns her on quite a lot she lost and provoked me so that I play wrestle with her it always ends in sex in my experience women tend to like this sort of clay about 12 years ago I lived in Utah a good friend was a rather plain looking very religious very repressed Mormon housewife she came to a Halloween carnival at my kids school dressed as a witch it wasn't intended to be a sexy witch costume but it was low cut that in conjunction with a dramatic witch makeup made her hot as hell it was very jarring to see someone I had never given a second thought dressed that way I wanted her so bad I played it cool and tried to not let it show but never saw her the same again

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Length: 10min 1sec (601 seconds)

Published: Sun Jun 02 2019