Pee-wee Gets An iPad!

[Music] what's that thing you have Peewee oh my abstinence ring no in your other hand oh this thing it's my new iPad what's an iPad the iPad is Apple's latest revolutionary device the consensus on the Internet is that its name closely resembles a popular brand of sanitary napkins what's a sanitary napkin do Hy it's a napkin that's super clean I thought it was a tampon Tampa is over here it looks like a giant iPhone to me oh but Cony it's so much more I can use the iPad to read books but magic screen can read books out loud for free I am Sam Sam I Am I will not eat green eggs and ham all right I get it magic screen but this little baby's got Google Maps and music but the iPad doesn't allow you to run two programs at once but I can I can show you maps and play music at the same time Aruba that's over here Jamaica that's over here ooh I want to take you Bermuda that's over here Bahama wobby you're ruining this whole experience for me right now there's only 50 of these babies in the United States and Steve Jobs just gave me this one personally how did you get him to give you one Peewee none of your business I don't have time to discuss it right now Cony everyone in puppet lands do over here any minute to see me use [Music] this milk lemonade nice tray peee oh thanks Jerry Steve Jobs gave it to me I'll be right there everyone we'll get their fast and then we'll take it slow that's where we want to go we down to Coco that's over here

Channel: Funny Or Die

Views: 1,938,643

Keywords: pee-wee herman, ipad, iphone, apple, steve jobs, conky, magic screen, globey, pee wee herman, pee-wee's playhouse

Id: BiDHUNiurqY

Length: 2min 18sec (138 seconds)

Published: Thu Feb 11 2010