Pat McAfee & AJ Hawk Pick EVERY GAME For NFL Week 2

i'm gonna be completely honest this company right here is taking too much of my [ __ ] money all right in this company right here although they are an incredible partner and they are an incredible sports book and the app is amazing i have started out very cold here now last night i won two and two and obviously there's a couple question marks revolving around whether heineken knows that he can still run or not has this guy gone on ayahuasca and somehow somebody told him in his brain that he cannot run anymore looked like as soon as he was about to break free literally the field would tackle him so that obviously affected us last night and logan thomas somehow being invisible to taylor heineke also affected us there was a penalty i mean so i went two and two last night so it wasn't a complete you know loss but the parlay that was refunded to everybody that took it did not hit as i thought it was gonna i thought everybody's gonna make 116 bucks i thought this past weekend especially with some of the games that we had picked i thought everybody's going to make hundreds and hundreds of millions of dollars from fanduel off the free bet they were giving to everybody to start off this nfl season and instead all i did was lose as lose i woke up on monday at 0.0 dollars in my [ __ ] account i mean it has been a long day that means i gotta do one thing and one thing alone aj and i don't know if you want to ride this horse with me or not do you want to go do you want to do this yeah i'm in all right me and aj are going to pick every single game the only way to reverse this thing that is happening right now is we have to pick every single game hell yeah and that's what i'm going to do and i understand that my record which i know is on the five pillars of life for anthony digilio who at tone digs tease and peace for his close contact situation he's in right now he said his life revolves around faith jesus christ family football his job and then his betting record i am putting my betting record into quite a predicament where i'm going to pick every single game but i got to do something to get back on the right side of things aj and now is the time to do it okay you start off then all right we're going to zoom in because there's no way i can read that from here raiders plus six and a half steelers minus six and a half mike tomlin was on the show yesterday pittsburgh still was minus six and a half yinzers are in the stadium for the first time in a long time that's gonna be a tough place to play aj hawk oh yeah okay steelers win but they don't cover wow all right uh bangles bears bears are getting our bengals are getting two and a half points going into chicago peter just got a promo against the bears i'm going with joey burrow in the cincinnati bengals that means i'm betting on zach taylor okay which i don't necessarily love but they're also betting against matt nagy who i think a lot of people i'm a fan a lot of people potentially don't necessarily love i like the bangles especially with evan mcpherson goldman's back though by the way who eddie goldman eddie goldman's back david montgomery might be disrespecting because the nfl left him off the top five rushers even though he is in the top five rushing yards e-line will be back i i listen i don't like any of my picks okay so i'm not trying to change your mind no you kinda are though what are you are you going bears are bangles bengals win and cover okay oh boy both both of us against the bears i don't necessarily love that texans bronze texans are getting 13 maybe 13 and a half depending upon where and when we're getting this that is a big deal it's in cleveland i love the cleveland browns i think i've been the biggest fan of cleveland browns i got tyrod taylor in the texans getting 13 and a half that's where i put the bet if it's at 13. i like it as well that's a lot of points aj hawk that is a lot of points yeah like i'm with you brown's win but i don't think they cover 13. okay just because everything we know about the nfl there's a chance that the texans make the browns have to do a game-winning drive let's assume they will or maybe not coach dave tyrod taylor and the boys down there flew around against urban meyer almost made his ass go back to college after one week in the nfl rams coach i'm not picking this one i'm not picking this one up why is that one team team i listen my heart's involved in it you know what i mean that's right hard knocks is coming to town i mean there's just no reason for me to do this i am scared to death about this one though and if i was to lean towards one i'm not even going to say it no i'll pick for you i'll do you can just i'll pick for you i'm guessing i could channel what you were gonna pick rams win and they definitely covered i wasn't necessarily gonna do that i wasn't necessarily gonna say that but i'm happy you said that not me bills dolphins dolphins at home plus three and a half against a bill's team that did not look necessarily fantastic last week and they're going down into miami it's going to be 7 000 degrees down there yeah three and a half points is a lot i like the dolphins plus three and a half personally i do not i like the bills to win and to cover three and a half all right a houseback game bounce back for josh allen patriots and jets jets getting five and a half at home against the new england patriots i'm hammering the patriots in this one patriots bill belichick taking on a rookie quarterback that record is damning i believe for rookie quarterbacks against bill belichick also mac jones you know it came out that he was winking at another player be on the other team last week and that's because the dolphins player told him what the play was going to be and it was just a little gamesmanship i like that he's that comfortable that relaxed allegedly he got back in the film room immediately after the game got his ass beat seemed to learn earn his stripes and be loved in the locker room i like the patriots even though i'm a big jets guy people think people know i'm a big jets guy he's on their side they just signed thomas morested to be their punter i love that guy uh but i feel like this is a patriots game your idea aj i am exactly with you patriots win for sure okay okay uh niners eagles niners have to travel across the country to nick ciriani and the eagles niners are favored by three siriani can i hear from you on how your team potentially feels against the san francisco 49ers yeah you heard what i said earlier this week we run out of that tunnel at the link and it is full is packed and rocky is up on the jumbotron and adrian says win we're going to put the piss on them yeah and you know what who to shake things up and get things you know a little bit out compete a little bit i might go [ __ ] smack shanahan in the mouth all right okay all right siriani might smack kyle shanahan in the mouth i like the eagles at home getting points oh i do not i i think they get beat here okay i think i am on your side as well give me the niners um just because there might be a letdown game jason kelsey dyed his hair obviously because it was a bet with zach ertz he was betting that zachary's gonna be traded out of you're gonna be [ __ ] gone dude they're gonna trade your ass out of here no no no i'm gonna stick around i'm gonna get a deal done i'm gonna be happy he has to die his hair said he loved losing his bed ah we don't know anything about the eagles and we have no idea beat the hell out of the falcons what are the falcons did the falcons lay an egg we have no idea i like the niners team i'm gonna go with niners minus three even though i like homes plus three niners can go in there and when they got a game that travels even though raheem mostert's out let's go to saints panthers saints on the road in carolina they're gonna have to stare down that [ __ ] augmented reality uh oh yeah yeah i mean if they don't look at the screens in the stadium or at the jumbotron they will not know that there is a living breathing 30-yard panther jumping all around that is beautifully done beautifully done uh go back to that what is it three and a half yeah i like the saints minus three and a half against the panthers christian mccaffrey scored touchdown though also probably a pretty good prop bet that guy seems to be unbelievable but that saints defense is no joke hey that saints defense is no joke your thoughts a.j they're not the saints defense is legit but i like the panthers at plus three now okay all right there's a lot of home dogs by the way which is something i don't necessarily love three and a half seems to be a lot of points especially in an nfc south rivalry but jameis winston's all the way back he can see again minus five and a half the broncos favored on the road in jacksonville yet again here we go broncos minus five and a half teddy bridge it's six now i guess so everybody's feeling the same way i am i like the broncos minus six in jacksonville until urban meyer trevor lawrence and schlegel and the boys down there can prove that they can win i'm going to have to bet against them especially when von miller's saying hey it hasn't felt this way since 18 been here with you teddy bridgewater i like the broncos aj i do too a big reason is because of vaughn miller and that defense yeah i like your beer chubs the stud as well don't let him uh fool you uh vikings at cardinals cardinals favored by three and a half i believe i liked cardinals now i also like the vikings mm-hmm as well some guys questionable too don't they yeah i like the cardinals and i made a deal with myself last week we will bet on the cardinals until further notice i did this last year they lost me a bunch of money now i think it's a completely different attitude down there cliff kingsbury seems to be a little bit more fiery as does kyler just won the nvp okay can't have a letdown after winning the nvp all right so i like the cardinals at home we are betting on them until further notice next game falcons and bucks falcons are getting 12 and a half in tampa is that what that says yep yep i like the falcons plus 12 and a half in tampa against the bucks bucks will win probably by double digits 12 and a half seems like a lot though a lot of points that's a lot isn't it aj yeah i'm with you exactly on that one in the bucks i mean the bucks have not i mean this could be me just you may win by 21 but it could very well be close too you know he could very well i mean they could win by 40 could lose you know i mean it's football any given sunday that was an awesome moment for us i'm happy we're here i like the falcons plus 12 and a half even though the bucks will win that game i believe cowboys chargers charges minus three and a half at home against the cowboys oh aj what are your thoughts cowboys plus three and a half here for me oh joey buster canceled on us did he yeah cowboys and your heart's not in it your emotions aren't in this one well there's a reason you know things happen the universe the alchemists okay the universe is telling me some things there i like the cowboys plus three and a half let's go to the next one titan seahawks seahawks i'm betting on the seahawks until further notice even though the titans getting six and a half points on the road after what they did last week braves ain't going to [ __ ] with that braves is not that team's going to look much better i just six and a half is a lot of points too yeah oh my god oh my the 12s are gonna be live it's gonna be live i said i'm betting on russell wilson until further notice after monday night manning with russell wilson and seeing what he did for the colts six and a half's a lot of points aj your thoughts titans plus six and a half for me all right i said i'm betting on russell i'm betting on six and a half minus six and a half seattle seahawks let's go next uh chiefs ravens i like the chiefs even though it's in baltimore baltimore it's only three and a half spread and that's strictly because lamar jackson can do everything by himself if he has to he's proven that he can shake 10 people i think this is a different animal though the chiefs hopefully this time for the first time in a long time when i'm betting on them will actually put the goddamn throttle don they'll take out the hammer they'll go hammer die they'll take out a shilling from an irish man's hand and they'll go chelylee die they will shellack the ravens i think and it's not because the ravens are bad i like the ravens a lot they just got a lot of injuries in some key spots and i think chiefs will actually take advantage of that this weekend your thoughts aj yeah chief's uh chiefs what minus three point three point five like i said before yeah three point five yeah three point five and i'll tell you what if the chiefs can score 3.6 points that's all they need that's right that's all they need if they can go three and uh three fifths you know i mean they they can score that whole thing and let's go ahead and continue to wrap this one up uh and then the lions and the packers on monday night football packers win by 50. okay all right that was fun your thoughts aj i'm with you i yeah i agree so yeah we we we do different on some games so it'll be fun to see how the results play out okay so if all those hit the parlay that zito just put together ten dollars to win 78 000 here we go all right let's go all right so this is how you turn around a gambling record that's right okay this is how you might have taken it on the shins week one in the beginning of week two from your friends at fanduel and fanduel might be feeling good about themselves chest up i think you got to make a calls either chest up chest high they might be feeling good waltzing around little fanduel sportsbook headquarters we took all that sons of [ __ ] money in his entire community well guess what when i hit this 10 for 78 grand on you i would like everybody to be put on notice over there that that's going to be the rest of the season fanduel i'm doing that for the rest of the games that happen in this nfl regular season and playoffs this is the start of something beautiful aj hawk you and me has anyone ever hit these like full slate parlay like that last week someone hit all 16 yeah wow guess what this week they did too put 100 put up can you put 100 bucks on that oh yeah you put a thousand on it aj you should seven point one could you just get him to can you cash out right away hey give me that check right now send you a check well i mean there's some other checks that are potentially being negotiated from them as well so but you know if you walk into a cash game and you win all the money and you just walk out of there there is a chance that they're pissed off here but guess what if it's at the casino the casino has more money somebody will bring you guys more chips i'm getting out of here yeah that's right that is uh sometimes you gotta do that sometimes you gotta do take a little victory lap especially if you win

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Published: Fri Sep 17 2021