PART TWO of DAXTER being HILARIOUS with EPIC LINES and ONE LINERS

hello there are totally amazing people watching this video in my channel in this video we'll see hilarious moments and epic one-liners from daxter of the jack and daxter series since you all guys seem to enjoy the first video i made with daxter hilarious quotes and moments i decided to make a part 2 this time including moments from jack x second back to the lost frontier and the spin-off game daxter as well so without any further delay are you ready let's get started hey wait no one's on a big quest here we ask you for help ow ow let me try ah she wants a she wants a yakow bone a yakow bladder no no i got it for many moons she has waited for a juice pop a jewel shop oh oh i know she's got a handball a hair lip a hairy chest us nothing we've been um scythian right jack really then why are the crimson guard looking for a dangerous young man with light hair blue tunic and a rabbit orange rat on his shoulder uh could be anyone orange is the new black this season yeah you used to look older than dirt and uglier than a knotted stump what gives did you get a little nip and tuck while we were gone everyone wants a piece of me lucky for you there's plenty to go around and blow it out your ear you were bottle fed weren't you so let me get this straight it's fair to say that by bringing your younger self the life seed now we have to become the sage you are today we have to get your powers in the first place and you never thanked us thank you dexter now don't do it what about me i helped get us here do you want to drive against that crazy lone arrow no way you got the handlebars brother and you better keep us alive or i will never speak to you again obviously wait you know something don't you feather breath you're gonna tell right now no it was yours only a bird brain could have thought this one up let's go with him we'll help together you mean we'll die together i can't believe this city hates us we saved those lowlifes i got a perch for you birdie right here twirler let's bring it on ah famous still as green as the stuff between my toads oh oh where do you hear about my adventures in the wasteland so there i was so there i was and there i was so there we were facing a whole brood of slobbering metalheads when all of a sudden toe-to-toe with five of the nastiest metal heads you ever saw slime oozing from monstrous jaws teeth sharper than daggers slowly all ten of them surround me but do i surrender now i summon my highly trained killer instincts and pounce and when the dust cleared there were 20 less metal heads in the world oh daxter you're amazing yeah i know scratch me there toe to toe with five uh 55 of the nastiest workers you ever saw suddenly they came at me from the left so i moved to the right with a chop and a kick wheel to wheel with the nastiest racing cars i've ever seen razor sharp chrome gleaming in the dark weapons bristling under rumbling hoods you washed up vegan vega it's vega you idiot whatever uh excuse me count vulgar it's vega yeah whatever as rubber wearing completely freaky beyond bizarre paint-faced super weird monks go you're all right what what'd you see let me look look hello elevator bottom floor going up come on i hate being short let me guess you blow hards want us to go down there correct all right everything with more than two legs start trembling because the dextonator is in the building that ain't no bug who are you i could ask you to sing sweet cheeks and i've got news for you you're really hot when you're angry what insect crawled up his butt dry your tears gorgeous i have returned well bug boy i see that you're still breathing well i've been kicking kicking what that is if we keep meeting like this people will start to talk if we don't stop this metal bug infestation there won't be any people left no problem let it just be you and me baby starting civilization all over again now that i've finished working on this sweet ride it'll really fly thanks to my vehicular expertise right did you put on two coats of wax or just one one but that'll make it go much faster oopsie daisy what happened um those crazy pirates must have shot us yeah that's what happened okay orange yes soft well conditioned fur check body odor no worse than usual small cute cuddly face oh i'm back i'm me again thank the precursors or curse them their stupid stuff keeps doing this to me daxter you okay buddy glad you asked this whole being tall dark and gruesome is a lot harder than i thought look at my claws i need a manicure and the hangnails not to mention the headache when you lose i get the orange run as a fur coat that's right he's gonna kick you away wait a minute deal now and that's other one thank you for watching if you like this video then please be sure to give it a thumbs up subscribe and click on the bell to get notifications so that you don't miss any upcoming videos till the next one have an amazing time and i'll see y'all later [Music] [Music] now get your squirrely ass out of here

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Length: 6min 29sec (389 seconds)

Published: Fri Jul 29 2022