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They said revolutionize a couple of times. So that’s good

πŸ‘οΈŽ︎ 113 πŸ‘€οΈŽ︎ u/InverseInverse πŸ“…οΈŽ︎ Dec 24 2020 πŸ—«︎ replies

I just need to take a moment to address the doubters in the comment section by saying that I hate you, not for your retardation nor for your mental deficits, but for your grotesque hatred of money. I pray your wife’s boyfriend evicts you, you worthless piece of garbage. Enjoy missing out on the greatest runup of the next decade.

TLDR: eat my asshole.

PLTR to $300 by 2022

πŸ‘οΈŽ︎ 90 πŸ‘€οΈŽ︎ u/woahwoahwoahokay πŸ“…οΈŽ︎ Dec 24 2020 πŸ—«︎ replies

So they do black magic or something?

πŸ‘οΈŽ︎ 28 πŸ‘€οΈŽ︎ u/Phantom_Journey πŸ“…οΈŽ︎ Dec 24 2020 πŸ—«︎ replies

Are they about to get hospital records?

πŸ‘οΈŽ︎ 16 πŸ‘€οΈŽ︎ u/picturepath πŸ“…οΈŽ︎ Dec 24 2020 πŸ—«︎ replies

This gets my balls tingling.

πŸ‘οΈŽ︎ 14 πŸ‘€οΈŽ︎ u/gotobedhungry πŸ“…οΈŽ︎ Dec 24 2020 πŸ—«︎ replies

I hope this doesn't die in new. These folks are going places

πŸ‘οΈŽ︎ 11 πŸ‘€οΈŽ︎ u/hb32825 πŸ“…οΈŽ︎ Dec 24 2020 πŸ—«︎ replies

Large companies are so shitty that they can't even get a report showing data from their Inventory systems and their HR systems at the same time. This isn't a technology problem though. It is because Tom the Database Administrator for the Inventory Database says that the RAM is maxed out and because of that he cannot add any new users to access the system. And Brenda in HR says that she cannot allow anyone to pull data from HR until her assistant has put it in excel and applied the correct fonts and removed the "Is Sex Offender" column.

If you give Palantir 5 Million dollars they will come in and tell Tom and Brenda to both shut the fuck up and add a palantir username to every database then let Tableau connect to those databases.

πŸ‘οΈŽ︎ 11 πŸ‘€οΈŽ︎ u/randallAtl πŸ“…οΈŽ︎ Dec 24 2020 πŸ—«︎ replies

PLTR to the fucking moon πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€

πŸ‘οΈŽ︎ 32 πŸ‘€οΈŽ︎ u/dankniss πŸ“…οΈŽ︎ Dec 24 2020 πŸ—«︎ replies

Just watched it. I still have no clue what the fuck they do.

πŸ‘οΈŽ︎ 37 πŸ‘€οΈŽ︎ u/kde873kd84 πŸ“…οΈŽ︎ Dec 24 2020 πŸ—«︎ replies
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Channel: Palantir
Views: 240,106
Rating: 4.784431 out of 5
Keywords: palantir, palantir technologies, data fusion, data analysis
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Length: 5min 25sec (325 seconds)
Published: Fri Aug 31 2012
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