Palantir 101
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Channel: Palantir
Views: 240,106
Rating: 4.784431 out of 5
Keywords: palantir, palantir technologies, data fusion, data analysis
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Length: 5min 25sec (325 seconds)
Published: Fri Aug 31 2012
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They said revolutionize a couple of times. So that’s good
I just need to take a moment to address the doubters in the comment section by saying that I hate you, not for your retardation nor for your mental deficits, but for your grotesque hatred of money. I pray your wife’s boyfriend evicts you, you worthless piece of garbage. Enjoy missing out on the greatest runup of the next decade.
TLDR: eat my asshole.
PLTR to $300 by 2022
So they do black magic or something?
Are they about to get hospital records?
This gets my balls tingling.
I hope this doesn't die in new. These folks are going places
Large companies are so shitty that they can't even get a report showing data from their Inventory systems and their HR systems at the same time. This isn't a technology problem though. It is because Tom the Database Administrator for the Inventory Database says that the RAM is maxed out and because of that he cannot add any new users to access the system. And Brenda in HR says that she cannot allow anyone to pull data from HR until her assistant has put it in excel and applied the correct fonts and removed the "Is Sex Offender" column.
If you give Palantir 5 Million dollars they will come in and tell Tom and Brenda to both shut the fuck up and add a palantir username to every database then let Tableau connect to those databases.
PLTR to the fucking moon 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
Just watched it. I still have no clue what the fuck they do.