These lanes, these impossible lanes. I've solved over 322
Overwatch cases on this map. But this one, this one was different. Come in. She floated in like she owned the place. Fiery attitude, fiery
eyes, kind of fire fueled by those who've done her wrong. But something about this one told me she weren't a stranger
to making her own wrongs. So, Miss... Lina. You reported every single
teammate in your last match. Says here you even
reported your own sister. Cold hearted bitch. All right, all right, take it easy. Look, I'm going to take
your case Miss Lina. I've seen my fair share of
smurfs and account buyers, but I don't work like
those other schmucks. I'm not going to just sit here and watch some no context VODs. I'm bringing your teammates
in for a full interrogation. No one gets away with
this stuff in my town. I'll bet my behavior score on it. Heheh, thanks. Stuns on creeps, meme hammer rush. And look at this, two
different kinds of boots. I know you're a smurf! Your teammates know you're a smurf, so I want to hear it from you, so talk. Don't play dumb with me. Look at this booster account. 150 friends, 10,000 hours in TF2? Hundreds of games on Steam? I saw Dragon Knight on the Anime. Minute 10. Minute 20, 30, 40, 60, ringing any bells here champ? How about a little story
about sitting in lane, the entire game with a Shadow Amulet. And you're not a griefer. Huh? I know you're there you son of a bitch. You're going down the low prio for this. Now get your filth out of my office. Tell me what items you see here? Power Treads. Okay. Magic Stick, checks out. You see the post-game report
shows you buying a Daedalus. But I don't see a Daedalus. But you didn't destroy your own Daedalus. Did you, sport? Hmm. Did you just break that stick? You just couldn't help
yourself, could you? You people make me sick. Says here you're being
accused of stealing farm. That's a pretty big accusation
for a support Crystal Maiden. This farm's all natural, bro. You got nothing on me. Look, I rotated mid to help
my sister, like three times. Maybe I took a range creep or two,
but that's TP tax. TP tax? Yeah! TP tax. Get your frosty, new meta
ass out of my office. Okay. Hey, do you guys validate parking? 'Cause I got- okay. I rotated mid to help my
sister, like three times. rotated mid... Bet you thought that was pretty funny. Lightening me up like that. Getting me to chase my own tail. But I don't need a clarity
to see straight anymore. As I took a look at your file too. No comment. It says here you were
playing as support Lina? Yes. With a Vanguard? Yes. And a Butterfly? Yes! And you went mid? Yes! Herald? This is Herald? The trench? What did you expect? Oh shit. In the end. Some cases you close... don't bring closure for you. But you gotta let it go. That's Herald Town. That's Herald Town. What the- Ah! Get out of here you son of a bitch!
