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drew<font color="#E5E5E5"> carey's in propaganda</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> nice to</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> see</font> that them<font color="#CCCCCC"> Jen gray</font> let's get<font color="#E5E5E5"> the show</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> started all right we</font> are<font color="#E5E5E5"> off and</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> away</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> this next game is for</font> Jonathan and<font color="#E5E5E5"> drew Carey and they're</font> going to<font color="#E5E5E5"> play a</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> game called options</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and</font> I'm going to<font color="#E5E5E5"> be coming</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to you</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> people</font> throughout this scene quite frequently <font color="#E5E5E5">because while they're</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> doing a scene</font> whenever<font color="#E5E5E5"> I want to if I get bored with</font> the proceedings I can come to<font color="#E5E5E5"> you folks</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">and ask you guys for styles genres of</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> a</font> film<font color="#E5E5E5"> theater television</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> music</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> whatever I</font> like and they'll have<font color="#E5E5E5"> to continue</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> the</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">same scene but in different styles</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> so to</font> start<font color="#E5E5E5"> them off let's see you miss on the</font> green over<font color="#CCCCCC"> there with your</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> name pardon</font> me Julia hello Julia are you from originally from Ohio where do you live now<font color="#E5E5E5"> you live here do you do you work</font> here well what do you do here <font color="#E5E5E5">you're a nurse</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> all right Julia thank you</font> very much it<font color="#CCCCCC"> seems about nursing and it</font> is called<font color="#E5E5E5"> options yeah dammit</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I lost</font> another<font color="#E5E5E5"> one</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">what</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> ever going to do</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> about</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> that doctor</font> look you're the<font color="#E5E5E5"> worst nurse we've ever</font> had<font color="#CCCCCC"> here you creep people out</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you kill</font> them before I<font color="#CCCCCC"> can even operate on the</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">freeze a style</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> of theater</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Kabuki theater</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">thank you kabuki</font> I will kill who I say I can kill the <font color="#E5E5E5">people need to</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> be</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> healed</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> when</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you act so</font> strange it freaks<font color="#CCCCCC"> them out</font> twing twing twing twing twing twing twing <font color="#CCCCCC">hey</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> freeze</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> hey</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> your favorite director</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> of</font> film<font color="#CCCCCC"> carving</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> Quentin Tarantino sir thank</font> you<font color="#E5E5E5"> much Quentin Tarantino</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> oh</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> yeah I'm</font> alive please<font color="#CCCCCC"> crazy a foreign country</font> you've never been to Kazakhstan<font color="#CCCCCC"> thank</font> you<font color="#CCCCCC"> very much</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> Kazakhstan</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">freeze thank you yeah</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">continue in Kazakhstan</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Tarantino please</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">Kazakhstan Tarantino's please please</font> face me<font color="#CCCCCC"> a style of theater Broadway</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">theater Broadway musical perhaps how</font> about that<font color="#CCCCCC"> proper music I can teach you</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">to be</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> a nurse</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> it won't be rehearsed and</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">I've learn some books and learn some</font> terms feel some knees and pull some words<font color="#CCCCCC"> teach me a Kazakhstan</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> Tarantino</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">musical</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">you having fun</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> yet ah</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I love my job</font> let's see<font color="#E5E5E5"> you miss what</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> is a number</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">between one and ten correct</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and then</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">never never but another</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> number</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> two one</font> and<font color="#E5E5E5"> ten three through only speak in</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">sentences of three words Jonathan eight</font> words only three words<font color="#CCCCCC"> sentence</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> eight</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">words sentences this is your last</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> chance</font> to fix stuff shall we operate yes the operation area<font color="#E5E5E5"> is over here eh please</font> other than the Renaissance a period in history<font color="#E5E5E5"> Victorian Victorian well if you</font> will follow me over to<font color="#CCCCCC"> the operating</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">area</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I shall go clean your utensils for</font> you sir for<font color="#CCCCCC"> my utensils have been clean</font> for many a night upon whose<font color="#CCCCCC"> nights been</font> cleaned is not what I know <font color="#E5E5E5">freeze</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> please Kazakhstan and</font> Victorian please please<font color="#CCCCCC"> praise how about day another</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">another period I want a decade in the</font> 1900s<font color="#CCCCCC"> the 80s continued in the 80s the</font> 1980s<font color="#CCCCCC"> oh yeah yeah totally Rat Man</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">Totally Rad</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> hey I'll tell</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you what what</font> what<font color="#E5E5E5"> hey</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> if we go and</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> do this operation</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">okay</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> maybe we can score some</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> chicks take</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">good idea tapes and I got tickets</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to</font> weekend<font color="#E5E5E5"> at Bernie's</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> so awesome come on</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">hop in my car</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> we'll drive to the other</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">hospital oh yeah the</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> hospital well you</font> need to<font color="#E5E5E5"> go across the street</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> thank you</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">far</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> freeze</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> how about another side of the</font> film or I heard<font color="#CCCCCC"> a still</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> Western Western</font> I heard<font color="#E5E5E5"> there's not enough room</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> in this</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">hospital for both of us</font> yes I noticed<font color="#CCCCCC"> what the hell kind of</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">Western accent</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> in there freeze uh you</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">miss</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> machete thing what's your favorite</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">book of all time</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">jaws The</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> Princess Bride</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> continues The</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">Princess Bride</font> inconceivable my name is the<font color="#CCCCCC"> doctor Montoya said she</font> want a peanut<font color="#E5E5E5"> please</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you miss right</font> there what's<font color="#E5E5E5"> your</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> favorite section in</font> the video<font color="#CCCCCC"> store remember video stores</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">horror horror</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> he said horror right</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">horror thank you I will take your</font> peanuts wait a minute<font color="#CCCCCC"> enup is the key oh I gotta</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">get out of here stop</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> Freeza Freeza</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> your</font> favorite<font color="#CCCCCC"> kind</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> of book sir the sports</font> book <font color="#CCCCCC">daddy wants to see his dick take place</font> in a sports book<font color="#CCCCCC"> hey let me</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> just</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> put my</font> cup on before we start hitting some <font color="#CCCCCC">balls please</font> the company<font color="#E5E5E5"> society's freeze freeze</font> freeze<font color="#E5E5E5"> which would take one thank you</font> ever want<font color="#CCCCCC"> to think of something good</font> I've got what no that's<font color="#E5E5E5"> not it how about</font> your<font color="#CCCCCC"> favorite poet Edgar Allan Poe</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> no</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> no</font> thank you <font color="#E5E5E5">Nevermore shall I test please your</font> favorite<font color="#E5E5E5"> writers a kid</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> huh</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> shel</font> silverstein shel silverstein<font color="#E5E5E5"> Sarah</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Julia</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">Cynthia stout could not get her hand out</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">Cree's</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> dr. Seuss I also heard dr. Seuss</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">I do not like you you you you</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> don't put</font> your hands on thing one or two
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Channel: improvftw
Views: 251,828
Rating: 4.9286308 out of 5
Keywords: drew, carey, ryan, stiles, greg, proops, whose, line, is, it, anyway, improv-a-ganza, improvaganza, careys, online, wayne, brady, jeff, b., davis, colin, mochrie, improv, comedy, laugh, joke, game, show, network, gsn, cable, television, wliia, dci, iag, heather, anne, campbell, kathy, kinney, jonathan, mangum, charlie, sheen, rich, fields, bob, derkach, sean, masterson, chip, esten, brad, sherwood, mgm, grand, las, vegas, hollywood, theatre, live
Id: FG73WX2Cj_s
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Length: 7min 26sec (446 seconds)
Published: Wed Jun 06 2012
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