Oney Plays NOITA (Best of Part 1)

[Music] all right zach yep uh rate that name one out of ten loida okay oh it's looking bad well i i look i like it so far but then i think of the noid and then i think the noise and how disastrous he is and how violent he is and always horrible and it makes you impulses it ah exactly so therefore i take it from a possible 43 out of 40 tree uh 43 million million uh possible popcorn bags down to 41 out of 43 trillion uh popcorn beds if that makes sense so should we just turn this off and not bother yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah all right you wear uh need some air vertical sink so look zach this is the game you're this little purple okay you're the last mimsy whoa there's like that right that's a movie it's a little worm thing it's a little worm spirit go away worm light on fire yeah yeah you burn the [ __ ] eyeball stupid eyeball look how pretty it is so it's not as strong as a real bomb that's [ __ ] up but yeah that's the glitter bombs i wish i could throw one of those this was made go out of it so zach what do you think i'm just thinking about uh what what a funny uh youtube reviewer would say about this and i would say maybe it looks like something's coming coming out of his ass when he flies around make sense this is queef yeah there is some queefing up at a big tornado like spraying water at my own face that's stewie griffin i love spraying like that on a t-shirt mr griffin you should shoot them with a big fireball that's a t-shirt you buy at a hot tub you buy it at venice beach i really do love those like bart simpson shirts oh the one they're the ones that have like like thug tweety bird yeah i love all that [ __ ] i want to have a couple i would have a wardrobe full of those shirts why is tweety bird like this weird like come icon yeah have you guys seen the one that says go ahead call the police i'll have sex with them yes can everyone google why is tweety bird uh uh a cub icon enough to where so it's auto filling how many how many search results do you think it would take for that to be the case uh for for google to when you type his tweety bird and google auto correct autofills with a calm icon oh i got him [ __ ] you you killed a little baby one oh my god there you finally took out the big one finally that's kind of mean ooh well i did it how's that mean it's clearly like like a valid use time to use the word finally oh he's dead when the three of us went to water world the torah with the lazy river threw up on his belly got kicked out that's what i knew i knew that's what i knew this guy was my friend i said anybody anybody that crazy that was really nice tomorrow the worst thing torah's ever adjusted beyond the marijuana is the marijuana propaganda he constantly spouts to his friends and family don't start he always goes into how there's no there's actually there's no harm to it at all it's actually good for you in every way i hate it yeah i [ __ ] hate it that's like when you pf yeah it is it goes into 50 different directions it's true i would say try putting all that in your third wand more [ __ ] third wand yeah okay my third one my tour if inferred had the ability to shoot sludge out of your ass would you do it you just did yeah i would you already did it today but i'm just saying let's say it was like pressurized it was it would like bruise your skin if it hit you because of how fast it was going yeah yeah let's say it was a little bit less powerful than a pressure washer dude that's acid oh i think that's also acidic gas you're breathing right there that's oil look when you're covered in oil you slip all around oh i'm in the mines now i guess i was in a different area before you never answered this question it's very rude yeah i know i noticed that tomorrow i swear i said yes i think he got scared because i thought he immediately said yes got scared i think i scared him off i think it was because i said it was about 60 to 70 it's a rough start power of a power washer you look the backseat gamer now is having questions about his [ __ ] shooting projectiles is this pure embarrassing today tomorrow you couldn't take the [ __ ] let's play seriously enough to answer the question about your toxic slaves this is a house of seriousness and [ __ ] tranquility and [ __ ] respect uh and let's plays are not funny they're serious and they're [ __ ] busy but now i have to focus on this business i need to [ __ ] treat it like one not the [ __ ] fun it is audience yes zack i'm not going to say whatever you thought i was going to say homer if i could have one wish just one i would ask uh the genie to make you skinny hey judy the genie to make sure that tomorrow's skin has no subsurface scattering so you look slightly uncanny to everybody i just look like a 3d red like an opaque yeah there's no light bleeding how did you explain that to people tomorrow if you woke up when you had no subsurface scattered i think i would just i think it would make me look kind of pretty no it would make you look like a creepy robot i think people would be just stare at you all the time yeah they'd be nobody not like people who don't think about like how their skin refracts life they would know something was wrong but they would be able to articulate it yeah they would just be like what the [ __ ] am i looking at oh no throw water on your [ __ ] head try it oh it's the invisible dude [Laughter] that's what i love about it shot in the head silver you want to play again yeah that was that's my one of my worst rounds to date uh but it was so fun for all the family at home watching i'm just gonna enter normally like i usually do you said turnoidally italy so we'll make annoyed uh mod for this game yeah where it's the exact same game except you're the noid yeah all the shotgun guys have pizza boxes had a youtube channel he would definitely upload videos of himself joking it'd be he would say all right so here's what you need to do what i do is i take the lotion and i just go from the base and this thing could be like 80 percent harder you could tell that he's getting off putting the video up to begin with chris how how open is your brown chakra now that's a little bit funny for you it's a little joke for you right there that's a poopy it's a well it's a subtle joke it might take you a few minutes please get that goal please oh please please sonic please please mate i just want some of your [ __ ] man look at this uh video on youtube gotta go medium speed oh there you are sonic by the way sonic could i have some of your [ __ ] mate uh yeah uh no all about sonic planes all i want is a little bit of a [ __ ] please [Laughter] thank you thank you what the [ __ ] does this ring get that gold you [ __ ] toad oh god that warps you around oh [ __ ] hell go left left get that gold it's right there it's on the surface just jump up into it just jump into it it's really that simple no [ __ ] everybody my name is joshua turbo and this is my voiceover welcome to joshua he was my boy's [ __ ] give me my [Music] you know my father peanut griffin i love this character what are the controls uh up is up down is down left is right and down is down oh you did it little things are scary how how are you is your heart pumping right now my heart is [ __ ] put my heartbeat here you know for a first timer you're actually pretty good no you're not bad dude i think you could join the tournaments with me my little bro i think he might be a natural wait 50 000 a double dragon oh you made it to the end of level one everyone please clap for everyone give me an applause i need it i need her i need it i need it there's a guy and another oh jesus appliance direct yeah it was [ __ ] directly shot me the head you think it's funny to bring up appliance direct after what they did what did they do oh my god zach this guy like a million times harder immediately i know the the [ __ ] difficulty curve was crazy what did appliance direct do you know what they did you son of a [ __ ] what did they do they sold appliances directly to the nazis no they never did that i don't want to get sued toronto have you read any history but in about the 40s there's a wand up there yeah tomorrow look into a little thing i like to call the dark age or complete to the audience i spent 14 000 including my life savings on amiibos and rare people people collectibles including the golden mario which i spent twelve thousand dollars for on ebay when it first came out i am asking for your money and your time to please help me this seems like an appropriate thing to start a gofundme before yeah i've seen stupider i've definitely seen words i've seen oh god you're [ __ ] oh my god this is the episode of the simpsons where homer is in the fire tomorrow's favorite game is bomberman on n64 is it true it's not but it's a good game you said why you hate it so much it was like your favorite i never said i hated it because you hate it because it's like your favorite i never said i hated it oh my god oh that was a horrible [ __ ] noise what's that that's fluxonium or flamoxium i have no idea what flummox means you make my my feelings fluctuate i don't believe you don't know the root word for the word flummox dude what is what does flummox mean zack as if i would tell you what the word flummoxed what is the word i would never tell you what if they just you mocked my you've mocked my ignorance of it yes because everyone knows what flummox is such an elevatory word called framex elementary the latter root would have been like if i had to guess what from x meant i would think it meant like to like confuse or or i have no idea that's my best guess for flummox what happened here tomar you've ruined you've ruined the runes oh [ __ ] i could play on words please don't do that again bro please i didn't mean that tomorrow i'm sorry okay okay you got actually evil sad for a second i never got said i told his voice drop down you react you don't even look you're not even looking at me you're focused on the game you're just focused ever all of my reactions are just whatever you're imagining in your head you sound pretty pissed off right now towards the color of that red right there that tomato sauce this oh there's a bunch of those little [ __ ] spiderman critters those little critters you're telling me there's [ __ ] critters in here we are all so [ __ ] proud of you right now man oh this is kind of cool we're all about being positive and positivity and that's positive as hell which one the second one that last one okay okay okay that's a guy who weighs 900 pounds of karaoke and his favorite movies beetlejuice come on dude just fire at him he's digging a hole in the ground i can't stop oh god you had one of the best [ __ ] weapons that you were too busy panicking and using what do you mean the best weapons that that rapid fire green thing it wasn't doing [ __ ] you would have ripped those guys apart oh here your turn your turn baby your turn baby your turn baby you know you have to get so mean about it you don't have to be so brutal tell me what one did you get what the [ __ ] oh my god so much for your superior plague towbar yeah blow the whole place up i see this is a clown world post the clown emoji all my friends like here's this is your fluxonium did you buy anything you [ __ ] man i did yeah i bought an extra spell for my main oh my god a bunch of girls heard you say that how heard me say what dude the chicks got a bunch of new smells dude the chicks just heard you say that man you're scaring the chicks off dude farming is pretty fire immunity plus a shield's got to be good right i think so but not in the ice world sorry man that was kind of [ __ ] mean dude oh [ __ ] you just got sniped get out keep going you're there will you come to the funeral of course i would but disturbance why did you cross your fingers behind your back when you said that did he i had my fingers like that with his baby he said i really would go to your funeral right and he crushed his fingers like that i knew you were a bullshitter that's why i would go to any of my friends funerals i wouldn't go to yours but specifically because i just i don't have enough time in the day it's not it's nothing against you it's just you're evil what if chris really had to respond to emails and uh me to do his laundry i got a bunch of [ __ ] you made up excuses to miss my funeral i think my ghost would be [ __ ] pissed you don't get a good i totally get a ghost actually that's a that's a real ques what is what is the i guess they do have heaven and hell there's go there's ghosts in the old testament that's all you need yeah they're all ghosts of the old testament that's why we need a rain cloud for the lava that's why we need sharks with freaking laser beams that's a thunder cloud sharks with freaking laser beams on their heads i want to see austin powers floor with seth green as the main character because he's the funniest character yeah robot chicken season 38 is the funniest season the controller died let's go get some double a batteries uh lyle brought over some diddy thanks oh no problem dude that's your lyle i'm like a [ __ ] um i'm like i am listening to this audio at 3 52 a.m that just makes an explosion on me that's not fair chris is big freak out that's not fair what everyone's been looking forward to would you if you could if you could get uh a bionic and now listen very carefully a bionic extension the [ __ ] people could see how much p you have in you because you've got a meter on your belly that shows how yellow it is follow-up appeal would you get that installed on you no as a bionic upgrade oh no i was just saying what would you do if you could get a bionic installation or a bionic upgrade where there was a vertical like glass meter where you could see which piss was inside of your belly so i could do for example torres didn't cool like i could say tomorrow you're 30 full of piss that would you would you get that would you not get that why would i get that how would that benefit me as the wearer because it's the far off year of 2005 and anybody can get any kind of bionic upgrade the far off year of 2005. anybody can get it by anybody on the upgrade well why so why would i choose that of all [ __ ] things because you could get a bionic upgrade in the future what if i wanted a bionic upgrade that like you know let me like see lies or something but it sounds like beggars can't be true lies with the bionic operation yeah why not you've been you've been you've been you've been offered i had a bionic upgrade like literally i could see a little like thing pop up in someone like above someone's head when they're lying no that's ridiculous imagine this though that you can see how full you are a piss or even use heals here's the alternative i'll give you you have a second reader installed next year that also shows how full of pieces you are oh you made a lightning stop that's killing me you're gonna die you're gonna [ __ ] die why'd you do that i was i wasn't trying to you dick [Laughter] oh it's typical tomorrow nonsense what's that supposed to mean get the gold to get through my [ __ ] gold i'll get this to be a guest don't you dare show me your breasts you know what noida means what's it mean well it means witch and what in what in what language what time uh klingon how much klingon do you know because i know i know you learned to klingon i've been layering klingons yeah you did you did your whole dissertation on klingon well perspective and i said all right drop the act no but it was real i really did that there was no act that was his original language yeah yep my mommy and daddy raised me would you drink lake water for a hundred dollars like a cup of lake water doesn't that have like from what like oh [ __ ] uh just for a lake that i found that has like flesh-eating bacterias let's say there's definitely no flesh eating amoeba but there could be other stuff in there so you're saying anything short of like your your like death in a few days yeah it could happen yeah i just got stuck oh that's still rough for 100 bucks there's a hundred bucks now it's like a kitchen glass like tall glass uh like tall clear glass of like water wait i'm confused so you're telling me there's definitely nothing wrong with it no he's saying this just did just that there's not flesh eating there's no flesh eating vegetarian inside of it but i can't guarantee that there's not like some kind of harmless dead bacteria or even like dead like you know microscopic uh couple molecules of like fish feces or something you know something gross that you wouldn't want to do it why wouldn't you do that for a hundred bucks yeah why not it just tastes bad yeah just i think it's just like water haha you dick you crazy dutch bat oh crazy dutch bastard i've been playing noita for over 40 hours i'll have you though i've still never beat it i played anointed till my red my eye turned red no rapid fire november are you gonna know that uh come on who does i don't i've never done so much come on no fap with me i think and i just say this as a friend i think you want to build your balls up nice and uh red domer it makes your balls 50 times bigger i don't need that when you sit on your balls it feels so good the best part of that november is weighing yourself every day and seeing your weight gain but you know it's all going to your balls yeah you know the plutonium in the movie they use that that's real and they use it to age uh dr emmett brown's because if you saw one flew over the cuckoo's nest he looks really young that's only shot like a few years before that they shaved his head they put him in a room and they they just [Laughter] we all want to look older too we want to look older and more manly what the [ __ ] we want to get into the movies can you scoop that up in a bottle yeah you can then you could be fast oh [ __ ] you could have a whole bottle of dreams and aspirations to be an actress so she was very happy to get the role i think that's a wonderful story yes more people should know those kinds of stories yes everyone focuses on the rough the rough and the tumble and the raw but they should focus on marty mcfly's mom and her big aspirations of dreams perfect oh god i love being silly it's not that's not a very nice thing to say to your friend i didn't know it was a mean thing yes you did what else is it gonna mean it's a statement of fact i want that to be silly i want that to be the worst insult of being silly like how come like everyone should stop getting so mad at the n-word and just start getting furious over being called silly absolutely silly absolutely correct i mean i want to see people bleep out the words on tv now we've only got 96 now i killed him come on say it nice job chris thank you oh i mean i got nice there's acid fire even water even hanging cream what would you do if uh you went up into your attic and you just heard the jumanji like what this doesn't seem very good then uh then i realized nobody's in the living room robin williams runs in dressed as a [ __ ] peter pan man from the woods did i beat you what year is it i if i said rubble he was roughly i'd probably run away because i had to see what i'm going insane i want to just like go i would check myself into a hospital i think he's like i used to live here i used to be like you and no the first thing he says when he comes out is did you roll a five or an eight there you go what the [ __ ] are you doing i don't know man i didn't even play juba what is that a homunculus what's the homunculus what is that tomer please be the humunculus you gotta hit tab i might be fragile i'm not that fragile it might be fragile outside did you see that zach no that was in hideo kojima's new game he had a character named fragile and there's a part where she punches a guy and he gets knocked out and she says i might be fragile but i'm not that fragile oh it's really [ __ ] it sucks yeah it kind of does yeah as if he didn't write these characters specifically to play off their names yeah and you know guillermo del toro's in his game and then in the game he's called guillermo del toro he just plays the guy the real yeah he walks up to what's his name uh that's stranding and he says i made hellboy one and two he does not say that he does not say oh thank you oh [ __ ] dude he's firing stuff inside the holy mountain that's actually kind of this is a sacrilegious kind of broken monster oh he just attacks them though he's shooting your own red that's so unfair i think that was even worse than your dad i don't pretty much this entire game is just like you need to get lucky finding wands or money or else you're just completely doesn't stop us from loving these roguelikes what was that really embarrassing nerd thing you just said i said i said doesn't stop us from liking these roguelites oh you make tomah's voice go back to what it really is his real voice what is that voice oh yeah richard here which means shut up for a second you don't like dory no i think jordan's funny okay and a better character than nemo who's the stupid [ __ ] character i i kind of wish there was i think that's fair honestly i think every red blooded can agree with that look at this guy [ __ ] nevo we just gonna fight dory you're on fire stupid look at you die every red-blooded american just wants to find dory i think that's a fair statement oh my god those things dissipate you couldn't have anticipated that good you up look at them yesterday called cutaway land and the plot was that peter lois gets stuck in a cutaway [ __ ] off i'm not kidding and then they uh they apologize for the aids song that they did in like season four did they actually apologize for the answers are they just gonna start apologizing and by the way i feel bad for that age guy joke that these guys saw i actually feel kind of bad about that he said something like that what is that some kind of light okay i'll give you uh annabelle you have to give me your best impression of that animal in one second all right turtle that's pretty good yeah that's what they do they [ __ ] the shoe yeah yeah that's the only reference i have for turtle making a [ __ ] hamster okay pterodactyl uh okay snake [Laughter] that just kind of has snake scream yeah yeah oh bad uh t-rex how about uh the fire ant yeah uh kangaroo uh how about a dog that's my question if the dog get giving nutrients dog when it flies at the camera in the intro sounds like the final fantasy vii dawg oh can you see somebody plays fan out of us all as amoebas don't do that that's not worth it i'm a huge fan of amiibos that's just number one i mean an amoeba is so abstract it's just like that's why i want to see it how how would how would the p the great people out there draw us as a bibas yeah i want to see an ability i want to see you as a an amoeba you want to see your beaver soda yeah that means sona amiba soda all right tomorrow you're walking through the mojave desert is the car right yeah and you see a blue ant that's a rare blue ant city in the middle of the desert do you go to pick it up what do you do with it do you leave it and i've just now spotted it yeah would you would you like pick it up and like take it under the assumption that it's potentially some kind of rare ants i mean i think you should try i don't know if i'd like take it i'd at least take a photo of it are you taking pictures i'm not i i don't trade i don't i wouldn't know where to trade a rare ant for money i what are your plots the first thing that would i saw the rare blue ant i'd want to document it i don't know what if what if you what if you got back to civilization or you texted somebody they said that's worth a billion dollars that absolutely you know it's a little ant that's a billion i just put them in like a little jar and pop some holes when you pick what you're going to pick up it bites your thumb with your whole head because the necrosis and wrong no it's yeah it's like it's like a dark ant it's like an ant from beyond and it sounds like oh yeah bites takes a it bites your double your whole head turns black when you say it's a dark thing from beyond it's like pennywise yeah it's like it's like see why he's taking this it's some evil god yeah that rocks that would be the great if i was pennywise i would just do that like take the formula like an insect and bite people yeah if anyone's stupid he gets killed by a kid [ __ ] him you should have tried a little harder potentially bad but it's also potentially good for you what's that from it's a bane for you [ __ ] dude this is chris have you seen uh who be halloween yet no is it good you should watch how many times have you asked if i've seen hobie halloween well i know you've seen hoopie halloween we've talked about have you have you watched it fully i know i watched the same amount roughly you did chris like i just i saw like the first like 10 minutes maybe i i got kind of uh people lied to me they put it on and it it seemed like it was good for a minute they're like this is just like his old movies and it's just well you go into hoopie halloween expecting classic i mean there's definitely that's definitely what they're trying to impress upon you because he's doing a little voice everything because he's yeah he's doing the bobby boucher voice basically all you need to do though is there's a part where a woman says something really like meeting sassy to a woman holding a black cat she's like get you and your rat there or whatever and then it cuts to the woman and it shows the cat and the cat's eyes are animated it's a real cat but it's eyes are animated to grow bigger in every direction it's like animated and it's like a physical eyeball grows in size yeah so you have cool gags like that at what's wrong with that nothing i'm just recommending it it's this is what you can look forward to okay it's supposed to be huby right you just say who be because i just love hoopie halloween i'm sorry if i don't say it right i just i'm just too focused on loving hoopy halloween because if you look at the wiki i have like 95 percent of that you have like 95 percent of what i've i've written 95 percent of the who be honest oh okay if you go in there that's mostly real to a suit of them that's my pen name yeah i feel like i'm kind of a badass right now the piece is back looking a fun tunnel oh a little rash just inserted that guy you turn him into two nuggets that's gonna be a closed casket funeral there's nothing left to that guy this game's got a lot of fire not your fire i love fire i love for you lois [ __ ] dude this is horrifying god i'm so stupid [ __ ] doesn't that just peeve you when you get so far it just peeves me to a place then it turns out you're just stupid like the rest for force for it i for i yeah for [Laughter] very different game tomorrow what's the stupidest thing i've ever done play noita really no i don't know i just needed to think fast on my feet i'm not so good at that uh what about that time remember the time remember the time you gave that guy your credit card information told me that was [ __ ] really stupid that was gasoline i think oh yeah you just gaslit that guy literally yeah you literally guess what that guy debate a little burned up piece of charcoal uh my mental illnesses are taking their toll which ones uh i don't have as much as zack but i still have quite a few well i've got 75 last time i counted there were 74. i've only got like 61. yeah he's he's actually budget about i don't even think i make double digits guys i'm that's embarrassing i'm sorry you're really early at eight or nine you mean yeah it's your birthday how is that possible i don't know just just luck of the draw yeah like if the job always stuck with severe mental illnesses i mean it is just genetics it's like i'm fighting a politician or something it's like i'm fighting a crooked politician just spewing his [ __ ] everywhere this is like me versus the man man you're so right when uh something threatens me i kill it you seem pretty remorseless about that i mean what am i supposed to do just [ __ ] [ __ ] you hey i i'm not enough passing a value judgment i just was saying it was removed a simple fact it's just basic hunting dude it's basic hunting logic dude i am the hunter you are the hunted that's the spaceship i thought that was the funniest [ __ ] in the world when i first heard that what some guy in the simpsons saying oh spaghettio you've seen that really famous uh uh what was it like d-day or whatever spaghettio thing no what's that what was that wednesday oh my god spaghetti put like this horrible tweet out of a spaghetti whole thing like an american no it was like the bombing of um what was it like was it like a it was pearl hardwood really take a moment to remember hashtag pearl harbor with us and it's a spaghettio licking its mouth with an american flag do you remember the the tweet someone put it out that was like is there a [ __ ] in your armor oh that was like yeah a couple days ago so [ __ ] hard it was like the voice or something it was one of those shows what do you understand about the spaghetti images is that is that white thing his open mouth or is that just like a hole inside of him that's a shitty drawing it's supposed to he's it's supposed to be both like it's his mouth but it's also of because that picture is you know his his tongue is coming from over his teeth what i'm saying but i don't know if that's a hole beneath him oh it's a dirty little hole he's got to be o-shaped that's the whole point but nope because he's white right behind him instead of blue whoa so that could just be his open mouth okay i don't want to think about that you want to think about an open mouth i don't think that person thought too hard before they i wouldn't see this anatomy of a spaghettio that's of that spaghettio i live every day with my ancestors because they're all buried in my living room in my heart but my family's been living in this house for over 60 years and everyone who's ever died has been buried in this house with me [ __ ] horny keep going basically yes basically what what that's why you can't kill an o'neill what are all these now we can just mine mine mine it's like minecraft mine mine mine for the taking that's a good rental floss i guess that's like when someone like like pisses on like a flame and they're pissed lights or something and the fish swims up and you get a little fish in your dick a seven inch long fish shoves inside your dick hole oh we better find some hearts then i guess which [Laughter] is that just like a diablo thing that's better at being diablo than diablo it's not it's less of it's less of diablo it's it it's not the way you yeah i'm just repeating the way chris says it feels less like diablo i've never heard that word said before no i didn't even care what you said when i told myself i was like wait why don't i say diablo the wrong no way definitely diablo sorry i've been saying that since i was young because the guy lived down the road for me is called that when i was a kid i used to call awkward it's how i used to call it okay though i used to say ocarina or there's no r in there i used to say like i said oak oak oh [ __ ] oh get it get out get out bail bail bill you [ __ ] you know that a shark's nose is made entirely of cartilage bee a shark's nose is right twice a day that's true also let's play tomorrow let's play tomorrow man that's right up down left man let's play tomorrow okay we'll play we're playing let's play tomorrow okay let's play tomorrow it's playtober you never play with us anymore tomorrow yes i do you never play with us anymore tomorrow just finished playing like at least an hour and a half you left the neighborhood you grew up and we didn't tomah no now i can really get the most out of my nifty black hole spell tomer's black hole as they say so lyle the the point of this game is to get to the bottom get to the bottom of what's happened here yep pretty much yeah it's actually a mystery game what do you think caused this fire what manner of beast [ __ ] you dude i like how tomorrow gave you like this [ __ ] murder laser and you're like here's a thing that can easily kill you yeah tomorrow you shouldn't have died dude you should have uh you should have adapted adapted to a giant black hole if your game of noida was a job interview you would have failed really bad i suppose so i'm glad that i've never had a game of noida as a job interview that's the future you're [ __ ] flooded with purple dude get out of there it seems that the spiders are the main villain of this game huh you think i don't know isn't the final boss like spider-like oh yeah you're right it seems like there's a lot of pig enemies in games what's that thing vibrating under you that's supposed to have time that's the silly ice there's just a silly ice you go on the noida wiki he calls it the silly eyes that's the invasion paul glacier it's a goofball glacier i heard that that was the official name of the one that the titanic crashed into the the goofball glacier yeah worm attractor yeah but in a world where worms find you attractive you can at least be that much happier about yourself that's true gimme gimme gimme see now you got plenty of water like life's not so [ __ ] after all honestly see all you have to do is have faith oh there's a treasure chest that was that was literally like that moment in the [ __ ] like end of the movie where like you think the main hero died it's just like that's what i love about this game you're gonna love my nuts watch this you're going to love my nuts didn't that guy go to jail or something nuts what the the [ __ ] vince offer guy didn't he like no i think i think seriously i thought he just died young he died no billy mays died you're right that wasn't yeah i was thinking of billy vince offer went to jail i'm pretty sure it wasn't for anything bad i don't think [Music] usually you go to jail for something bad well no i mean i think it was like tax avoidance or something i don't think he like killed somebody maybe double check that so that like i'm not saying like wife beating isn't bad or something okay look lyle's actually really good dude i earned all these things on my own whatever dude this game is [ __ ] mean everyone knows it i'm like the jeff bezos of noida he's just given everything he started annoyed in his [ __ ] warehouse i told you you were good at video games i never doubted you for a second summer so far you've been the worst maybe it's because i got the worst kid can i touch this that's a brain that's fine i would shoot into that brain just for fun even wow

Channel: bibser295

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Keywords: Oney Plays, Oneyplays, Oney, NOITA, Noita, Best of, Compilation, Funny, Psychicpebbles

Id: jqvJxu2bYMA

Length: 41min 0sec (2460 seconds)

Published: Fri Jan 29 2021