ONE PIECE D&D MOVIE 2 | "Muppet Madness" | Tekking101, Lost Pause, 2Spooky & Briggs

[Music] thank you hello everybody and welcome back to one piece Dungeons and Dragons uh this is not an episode we don't have a number here this is the second movie it's going to be spooky time it has a name but I'm not going to tell you what it is to spoil anything for you so I'm here with Briggs Ragnar yo what's up everybody good to be back William tekking howdy spooky time Noble duros lost pause duros you're spooky time and one could even say two Spooky Spooky Daniel rustage playing a character you don't know yet so am I stupid to have not it wasn't until this moment that I realized that the Halloween movie is being done by a person called too spooky oh my God I didn't are you kidding me I just I didn't really I just bought it at the end of the last movie I think I just threw it out there like spooky you're doing the next one come in Halloween 2012 yeah I just thought it was just Spooky's doing the next one and it just happened to be the Halloween one I trolled you 10 months in advance that's good that's clever that's his whole thing I am stupid now that I'm a player in a one-piece d d game I've been demoted to stupid no well it looks like not true of Liberty to be honest with it yeah well we'll get to that I know it's the 11th of or the 11th for me the 10th for you guys of November and it is way past Halloween and actually by the time this goes off on YouTube it will be like the 20th of November the thing about being too spooky is your spooky year round so yeah Happy Thanksgiving Thanksgiving that's that's like next week right uh two weeks from today we already did uh Thanksgiving we did do a Thanksgiving special week yeah that's true but all right are you guys ready to jump in is everybody ready yeah I'm ready ready to get right into it ready to rock and roll into it spooky time it's okay time so fresh after fighting the yonko everybody is incapacitated we're passed out everyone's having the best news of their life at this exact moment and then suddenly Ragnar duros Verona and William conveniently all open their eyes but they're not in the castle anymore they're in this very dark landscape the sky is like a twisting of thunderbolts and pinks and purples it seems like you're almost on an island but there's nothing on the outside it's just a black hole and surrounding you is what you can only differentiate as like a bunch of just weird looking puppets just weird looking wool puppets just surrounding everywhere you can see on this island except they're not moving and ahead of you you can see a house in the distance well we died all right I thought I thought that last moment I thought I pictured Ragnar killing the [ __ ] out of the yonko he must have just killed us and now here we are this is hell no this is about right I died at least we're all here together okay yeah I don't remember anything one second I was punching and now I'm here before you guys can even process what you're seeing you see a man at least you think it's a man walking towards you except they're also a puppet but they look they look furiously scarred they have a hat upon their head and they're wearing a green and red striped sweater with what appears to be some blades on their hand and they say to you if you want out of this place you must go to the castle and then they retreat into the darkness into this this old broken down house I think we just met Satan legally distinct I wonder what his name was Mary Terry I'm Scary Terry now that's that's a Rick and Morty ride yeah okay okay never mind I'm sorry I thought techie was funny for a second Rick and Morty which is the funniest show on television all right uh what about the other puppets beside us or they what are they doing I don't know let me find out Verona walks up and just pokes one of them and they don't move okay and then he tries to animate it but it doesn't work I stab one with my sword it starts bleeding profusely um bleed that much they're like made of wool so he just poked and it went right into the flesh popped like a damn balloon they just started oozing blood everywhere ah just let me fix that right up I guess you hear no sound come from it but you can see what appears to be tears welling up in its eyes oh my God I am so sorry sir ma'am puppet I don't know what you are is there any piece of cloth that I can stop it from bleeding it I don't know I mean you could try like sewing it up if you have like stuff um Doris always keeps sewing equipment on him you have a tackle box oh Tackle Box I guess I could use a little bit of the thread in there and I'll just kiss excuse my finger it stopped use a hook to get through all right and while you can't really tell it appears as though it has a very pained smile upon its face ah well it's it's the will of D yeah at least it's all right let's think about the positives here uh at least we died we got to keep all of our clothes I assumed when you died you were just naked for the rest of Eternity so that's good uh hell is not what I expected yeah I know it yeah well kind of I mean halfway all right well the creepy dude with the Scarface told us to go to the house that's the only thing around here right yeah yeah there's everything else is just Blackness or like what appears to be storms Etc et cetera and it's like it's like a video game perimeter that's yeah and then just tons of like lifeless lifeless wool puppets hey guys this place is pretty spooky yeah it's a little bit too spooky yeah there we go maybe even three spooky we should get out of here as quick as we can all right it's a little spooky that's too much spooky by the way no one else is Cyril Pearl yeah it's only you guys for Luna I don't remember her being here I just remember being dead you don't even you weren't even conscious no one has even had time to process the emotions of the battle we just had everyone just like closes their eyes and wakes up here wow all right I guess we're just moving on to the house then let's get going guys right right yes so you guys transversed through this very foggy path up to this old broken-down house it appears to be relatively small upon the outside but who wants to open the door huh not it I don't mind if I do Ragnar just opens up the door and we all walk inside with Ragnar in the front Okay and on the inside it appears to be much bigger than you would expect what you can see is there's like a couple staircases doors on every single side but it's very run down you can tell it looks like it hasn't been lived in for quite some time and then before you have time to process anything something swoops behind you as Verona is at the rear and all of a sudden he's turned into one of these puppets oh God behind him is what he I can only describe as one of these puppets but it's a big green frog [Laughter] green frog I'll be taking that this is the only reason this is the only reason you ran this is because you wanted to show everybody your Kermit impression this is that was your first idea you're like I really want to do a covert impression on the stream I'm gonna do this whole thing oh my God just Verona doesn't turn into Kermit right it turns into like a Verona Muppet okay so Verona Muppet but with also Kermit there okay yes and before any of you even have time to react Kermit slips into a separate door that is behind like it's like kind of next to the front door so he flies up turns run into a muppet grabs him wait let me see if I could protect him because he was next to that the door opens he sinks into the door and then the door disappears what the [ __ ] is this place and as that door closes and disappears from one of the doors in front of you walks out this big hulking man except it's not a man Ragnarok is once again a wall puppet but much much much larger than the rest of them that you've seen thus far all right it is Dawning a hockey mask a very like jump jacket and holding a gigantic machete and it says nothing this is like getting this is four spooky now I don't even know and then as soon as this hulking creature appears before you from two other doors out walks rustage's character oh [ __ ] left oh okay Rush he has like the chiseled Jaw of a Hercules type man he looks very beat up and bloody does he look uh how would I just what's a good adjective does he look groovy at all oh he is probably the single most groovy person any of you have ever seen wait who is this in one hand he has a shotgun in the other hand I have never had a hand at all right who else here beside me and spooky have actually their teeth and Evil Dead I know who he is I don't know any of these characters because I've never seen him in fortnite my character doesn't sort her in like spooky seems to describe my character rushes in um okay I'll take this moment to describe my character I guess I will uh she seems like a lady maybe in her mid thought mid to late 40s 40s 40s um she's got short white hair uh she's wearing glasses she's uh she's got like a sun-like headpiece and her clothes are almost like Wizards robes made out of clouds and rain and thunder and like variety of different weather um made into like a I guess like a Wizards wardrobe she is wielding a staff with like a sun thing at the end with lightning bolts all around it um and she rushes in and most notably round her neck is a oh my camera went off is a silver or a sort of different color but the design is similar is a silver um candle um oh and she she rushes in and she looks over to you guys and goes um where where's Verona I who are you well how do you know who Verona is wait oh um sorry she pauses for a second it's seeing the giant puppet dude and goes can you hold on for a second I need to introduce myself it wasn't his son um my uh I'm a friend of hemlocks wow an old friend of hemlocks oh I remember her nice lady yes that's very nice um my name is Tempest um and we I've been sent here to protect Verona and it seems like I'm too late it seems like you suck at your job I really do this is why I quit many years ago but so wait a minute is this hell no it seems to be some sort of like weird nightmare like like the ones we used to have on Elm Street um the man with the chainsaw hand pipes up I'd love to have you guys uh uh I'm gonna start over enough with the family reunion I can explain what's going on in a minute we have to take care of numbnuts over here and then Jason just looks over at him and then back at you guys and it's time to roll initiative okay it's later right now we've got a um how do the youth say it [ __ ] [ __ ] up that's exactly uh wait I wish doxy was here she would know she's hip with the youth and all that oh I did not roll a good initiative yeah you really suck at protecting Verona you came in after he got turned into a muppet and your initiative's bad all around man just yeah well you want to see bad initiative wait until you see this boys watch it's gonna be like a 20. it's gonna be the highest out of all of us it's a one time in a dream world duros still you know in the dream world you know how like during like how you're running and you don't move at all that's like that right now I'm moving at all why I'm running as fast as I can I hated those dreams I really did oh yeah they suck they've never had a dream like that for real I have them really oh I have them all the time I've stopped having any kind of weird bad dreams like ones where I used to fall or that was once before I hit the fly have you ever had a sleep paralysis no not fun it's not fun no um I tend to have quite like expansive dreams where like lots of [ __ ] happens in like a creative made up like I'm a good DM even whatever but I don't remember about them all right roll initiative if you're gonna try and kill me so who's up Ragnar you're up first Ragnar versus Jason Voorhees let's [ __ ] know what's Jason's initiative he's got 13 is it not on there I thought oh he just does have an image that's why yeah that's my bed I forgot to click on him first I am a roll 20 expert oh my God Jason's here in the flesh Ragnar is so [ __ ] confused he's been looking straight the entire time he looks around he's like what the [ __ ] happened to Verona uh all right if this is a nightmare man will [ __ ] [ __ ] up and starts walking forwards towards Jason all right um I don't know how long how how far I can move I guess you can move right up to him that's perfect it's 30 feet exactly there you go it's like he planned this yes oh according to plan okay I go into a rage um rage Shadow Legends rage Shadow Legends oh I'm not gonna bear just yet it's gonna rage and we're gonna go with a reckless attack I'm gonna frenzy as well okay because it's a nightmare so why in the [ __ ] not true um sorry guys okay I have advantage on I remember what I'm doing now boom boom uh two of the wait yeah two of those hit okay take that hockey man you don't even introduce yourself my name is Ragnar I'm a bear why didn't that calculate it's because you have to slash roll it oh so it's like it's uh I I realize why you're confused because I do the maths in the chat but how I do it is I'm pretending that dice rolls so you roll the numbers together it's a weird way of doing it okay so Ragnar just walks up to this hulking puppet creature and starts slashing into it dealing a decent chunk of its Health away but it doesn't appear to be phased at all while while I'm slashing at him I'm like I'm I'm Ragnar I'm a bear what's your name it says nothing oh he really says nothing it just it just stares down upon you as at this point since you're not in Bear mode it is actually slightly taller than you oh oh wow that's a tall guy it's a bit it's a big puppet that's why you mistake it for a man at first I look back at the boys oh my God this guy looked pretty actually looks pretty tough he did that like no he he didn't even react to me Swinging and cutting through him he's he looks extraordinarily ominous I have no idea what I don't know if there's hockey in the one-piece world so I have no idea if we even know what that is if um if that's all you got Ragnar Williams up next all right I'm uh I'm just gonna get right no idea what's going on right now but I'm just gonna zip to it right away I'm just gonna jump up to Jason and then just try to hit him in the head so here we go break out my sword the true way to Spades and here we go 12. that does not hit I don't want points in the dream world okay he's very lucky in dreams yeah how does this work again it's 12 plus nine because you should modifier it's a different so what is what is 12 plus nine sorry eight plus nine eight plus nine twelve Seventeen right so yeah 20. there you go so the way Armor class works if it's the same number it's a hit right it's a hit so yeah 17 hits 17. very cool I hit him with my true eight of spades and then just deal that another 40 damage bring it down damn taking another substantial cut out of him and he still appears to be completely unfazed he's starting to like bleed out the seams but this guy this guy's really got that Integrity he's not moving at all yeah William we're actually dealing any damage to him he doesn't react at all also apparently at one point in the story I said that I play hockey there you go I wouldn't know I would know what this sticks he's just standing there medicine yeah because like you zip in I imagine with full force and just cut yeah just like he doesn't even move stab and as soon as you smack through him like you see the the win from behind him very anime style and just no movement whatsoever okay all right so that all for you now I don't know why that turned into 26 but we're gonna ignore that so it is now Jason's turn oh he looks at both of you and what he's going to am I allowed to do that so okay rustage hello hi the expert here so if I attack one for Ragnar and one for William is that like count as uh them getting a reaction by chance because I'm like shifting away from one to the other no no no you're not moving you're not moving it's disengaging that yeah if you're moving out of combat range so then you basically he's going to just raise his machete and take a chunk out of both of you in one thing oh [ __ ] all right so that one's for William and that one's for Ragnar oh wow both hit the same okay okay William's still running in place guys 41. all right holy [ __ ] that's oh my God that guy took a big chunk out of me oh wait I have uncanny Dodge though so I only took half of that yeah so yeah I take 20. I'm trusting you guys or your character yeah I got it I got it is is a Jason using hockey yeah he is not he does not appear both of them you take Hawk damage from this so they're fine yeah damn I got all my [ __ ] ready to go now I filled out my uh my character sheet yesterday I got it all tricked out but then next up is this weird groovy guy in the corner yeah he comes running up and as he's running he says you guys need to be careful whatever happens in this dream happens in real life as he sees you both just get a small chunk taken out of you what the hell is your story I'll explain later so he runs up in between the two of you and he revs up his chainsaw which just oh that is so cool and he's like say hi to Daddy and just starts cutting into him which does hit nice for 23 damage all right that was not that was pretty all right the chainsaw the chainsaw arm gains points for me I gotta say that was neat I looked made of Jade sauce are you a chainsaw man I guess you could say that I not by choice after after he got hit and I was just like you're you're fighting like a barbarian I like I love to see it so that would be the greatest crossover ever if Bruce Campbell watches chainsaw man all right up next is Tempest all right Tempest doesn't say anything uh but I'm going to use Quick and spell to cast a spell as a bonus action um she raises her staff into a gr to the sky and she's using her devil fruit ability um which is the weather weather know me she has the ability to create weather-based effects okay we don't know if dragon has the weather fruits okay he has the name no no anyway a hail um an iced storm rains down from the sky in like a cylinder and it's going to hit Jason um is it gonna hit all of us no no I'm positioning it like behind him to the left so that it will just take him um there's ice cylinder ice storm rains down from the sky Jason's got to do a um a saving throw a dexterity saving throw all right oh well he definitely failed that all right sweet so he's gonna take looks up at it like and then just gets hit uh two D eight plus four D6 32 damage as this ice batters into him so he just looks up and just just shaking but then comes right back to his stoic composure sweet now um because it was a quick and spell I'm gonna use a cantrip as my main action um which is just gonna be um a ray or Frost but that's also going to come down from the sky in context of this because it is like a weather effect it's like a frozen wind all the furs are winning then the one eye Shard coming yeah drops down um and that is just an attack for me oh I mean she's cool but she doesn't have chainsaws so she doesn't have jeans 18 hits sweet ignore the fact that the I didn't turn off the thing so it's just gonna do 10 damage oh 20 oh okay yeah no 10 10 damage is it the ice Shard shatters into him at this point you can see a lot more blood leaking off this this puppet creature but he still appears to be going strong he hasn't budged from that spot Tempest is gonna push up her glasses and say it seems that puppets can bleed I already found that out earlier I wasn't paying attention alrighty daros you are up Dora so you ready to go buddy I'm still coming guys gosh Doro slowly makes his way all right find it I make my way next to him all right there we are that was tough guys oh all right let's do this here um and I am going to use my new ability to use my hockey and I'm going to infuse it to try and make hex on the Jason I guess all right that's my bonus action so he's gonna have disadvantage on any strength things that are Denny's strength abilities that he wants to do but it also gives me a 1d6 of damage if I hit him which I'm going to do right now now as we speak um so let's do this here as I impose my hockey I'll hear me feel the power Hammer up my blade even though it's a sword it's kind of weird I should have thought that through 22 most definitely hits all right let's do this what that and that and I think it's 1d6 extra I believe for every single one per hits so um so now let me go to my die D6 uh let's do three of them so Plus 8 damage as well so that did a considerable amount of damage you're just cutting into him blood is starting to fly all over the floor and it's he's looking considerably weak you can start to see him kind of like slumping over this is the first sign that it's actually the the fruits of your labor is actually taking effect all right Ragnar he's looking kind of weak maybe you could just push him over yeah let's finish him off raises its eyes to just stare right into yours Ragnar I'm gonna take off that hockey mask once I'm through with you what team do you even play for radar looking at him now they're about even height-ish because he's leaning forwards and Rhino just slowly turns into a bear to look down on him you think I'm gonna finish this guy off properly and as you start growing it's just following your face as a as you grow above its height and it's looking down on me I bring back my Executioner's ax and aim it right in the middle of his mask oh dude I start swinging with uh what's it called uh Reckless attack foreign that's with disadvantage right that's an advantage Advantage okay then you hit all three boom boom boom and how do you you want to kill him just a straight slash across the face I'm going for the kill and I want to cut off his mask well you're gonna cut the mask in half then if you do including his face all right okay he just stares at you the entire time his eyes never leaving yours as you slash across his face cutting into his head separating the hockey mask in two but because it's latched in the back it doesn't exactly like fall off his head just kind of like turns into two and then he just Falls backwards onto the floor in a big thud you know what they say Hawk is a tough sport and you've done it you've defeated him good job all right oh yeah and then ah good job guys I'm guessing you want some answers so that would be nice let me explain to you what's going on I don't know any of you people but it seems like you're here for a reason too so I'm gonna take this a little slow in case any of you you know a little slow and is that was that a jab at Ragnar because I'll tell you well no that's a joke oh [ __ ] I thought that was Verona the whole time I appreciate Jabs per se just all right so basically we are in a dream realm right now you were brought here by a man named Fred D Kruger I've been looking for him for a long time and I finally got into his world hoping to track him down because of a little something that he has the Necronomicon The Book of the Dead but when I got here something was wrong with Freddy he wasn't Freddy anymore he was some weird puppet thing and it's that frog I tell you it's that frog I figured it out I've been running around this place looking everywhere trying to find this guy so I can take him out get my book and get the heck out of here all right well okay we're pirates from uh you know also you're after the book too it's a fan fiction it's great it's in an ancient language supposedly from the the century that you people don't talk about uh it has texts contained in it that can apparently open up a complete opposite realm where demons will rule but the thing is it also apparently has information on how to get the one piece which is why I think that little bastard's after it oh [ __ ] okay uh I mean that is why um dropping a lot of lore on us here that is also why I am here um if you you're aware you know Hemlock right hemlock's told me lots about you guys yeah she's great yeah she is great um she's been reforming the uh the the the the Flames uh yeah and inviting new members um I've been a long time friend of hemlocks ever since we were children and she I killed her old boss check it out I have the eight yes I'm well aware of your uh ability I killed one of the candles look I have a candle Turtles killed a vampire and everyone is your friend I really hope he wasn't my name is my name is Ragnar I said I I'm a bear we have a bear too um a new one his name is Olaf yeah wait there is a there is a he has a anyway I'm getting no no no anyway that's really cool I don't give a [ __ ] about that book um hemlock's put together these uh the new flames and we're like a mercenary group now and we were hired to take care of this frog-like puppet but Humphrey do you remember Humphrey uh yeah guy he he's like our informant now um he found out that it seems like this this frog guy was after Verona for some reason or other and um so he was targeting you lots so Hemlock sent me to quote unquote protect Verona and maybe use you guys a little bit as bait this is this is so this is a little bit much you know like it feels like we're just kind of stuck in the middle of all this you know guys yeah oh you want to know about Olaf IBI is it a polar bear it's a black bear uh it's a polar bear that's really cool hell yeah he's cool I need to meet him he's um he's number five spooky gotcha um I'm number seven by the way she reveals the candle all right that's fan these are new they've made them new oh they're cool yeah they're cool they're silver are they tracers like the last one no they we learned a lesson yeah it does I was wondering why I couldn't see you by the way uh can Muppet Verona move at all well here's what I've been able to figure out thus far whenever these people are turned into these puppet things the frog has complete control over them he can make them do whatever he wants you see all the stuff sitting outside seems like you're building an army but he can only focus truly on a couple at a time to really control their actions well I stabbed and killed one so with the Duro saved it so I don't know if that's yeah oh yeah you just stabbed in person buddy oh [ __ ] well that's the oh my God that's the first step that's the first time I've ever killed someone I don't know how I'm gonna be able to handle myself no she looks at him [Laughter] wait hold on a second I looked at the chainsaw guy are you cool with murder well you look like a guy that's all I've had to do for the past how many years so all right all right I don't have no choice anymore I've killed a lot of people then all right killing is part of the business yeah well basically I've been running around this place trying to find this frog and find Freddy for that matter so we can get out of this joint but this place is a little weird sometimes you'll walk through a door and it'll lead you right back to where you were sometimes you run into [ __ ] like I don't know it's [ __ ] goalie over here yeah I can't you can't control what's going on we just have to to try our luck I guess ah well it's a good thing that you're ready because I think we're here because we are the devil's luck Pirates good sir that door right there all right have you been here have you been here for like five nights I've been here for two months [Laughter] what doors have you tried my good man see here's the thing I've tried every door in here and I have been into so many different rooms but the thing I've learned is that eventually you will always find the Frog I've come across in four different times but he keeps getting away from me too powerful yeah you guys are thinking about it too much lots of elimination go straight there's something up with that frog you don't have a crafty one you didn't have something that we have now we have a bear okay so that's pretty much yeah all right smell anything do you smell the wall so what you see are six doors there's two in front of you two to the left and two to the right and there's also the door you came in but that just leads back outside hmm so you are spend like five months too and you've just had six doors listen I have been through the door I just came what have you been 12 times sorry sorry this week excuse me what have you been eating you don't have to eat in a nightmare oh but you oh that's nice see none of you feel hungry do you I'm gonna go for a nice glass of Ale yeah it would be nice I think this is a dream don't we just get stuff I could go for a nice uh decanter of wine to cancer of wine sometimes you're in control of your fancy fancy dreams well not this one Freddy's the one controlling this street and Freddy is being controlled by the way all right oh he's the one in control then it's sort of like he hasn't met me it's sort of like a multi a multi-level marketing scheme don't buy any facial cream from him um allows you to transform people and objects into art all right he's the one in control now how about this and I stab the ground and I turn it into weird art the ground starts to transform into art but then immediately just sucks back to how it looked before Oh that mother and it appears as though you're unable to manipulate your surroundings with your devil fruit all right Freddy get your ass out here right now you hear no response it he they've already got what they've brought us here for which is Verona um it is with utmost house that we rescue your friend I mean if Kermit was after him specifically he's probably got a reason for it hmm and it's not a good one Ragnar grabs Zach and starts chopping the wood below him it's wooden floor right yeah yeah and I gotta create a hole what do I see below us just Blackness okay do you want to jump in I do jump in William jumps into the hole great googly moogly he falls from the ceiling and lands right next to the hole no I can fly so I just like gecko my way down like stop yeah hold on let me try that again I do the exact same thing the exact same thing happens except that looks good part of the ceiling you can't fly oh we're thinking with portraits and then after Ragnar jumps through the floorboards start to like slowly like confort conform and contort back together all right I still think we did some of that for our ship yeah we need magic wood that always what door are you pointing to Ragnar so they said there was two in front of us right yeah two in front two left two right so the two in front the one on the left all right might as well start you guys want to go through the door sure you just open all of them and see what happens you could all go to a door and open it you are you are a bear after all so you must be very perceptive all right you want to how about we try that yes my perception is uh fantastic based on my smell this door is lucky well and I will follow you all right we have no control of this dream apparently so let's uh let's see what happens more importantly is Olaf strong Olaf is strong and friendly I gotta challenge him to a duel I will not have it unless I know I'm the strongest bear well I hmm I've been saying this I open the door and take a step in okay and as Ragnar takes a step through this door he is suddenly opening the door on the right the far like the first door on the right okay he's coming by the door so like you you hear him going through but then you hear him behind everybody okay all right all right there's there's something how are you guys behind me at in front of me get into that room what hold on we're gonna tactically solve this [ __ ] yeah everybody go to everybody go to a different door yeah all right yes that's what I was gonna suggest all right I'm going over I'm going to this store right here on the right okay I will go to the one here on the left all right open door I don't care okay so we already we already tried the one on the top left yes all right gang all right and then Ash you go to the one next to me all right all right now let's all open our doors all right okay so everyone opens the door what Ash sees is just the staircase and all of a sudden he hears the sound uh I just I was probably not coming through but here's like a gurgling sound and like this white creature crawling down the stairs so he immediately shuts the door not that one okay I opened my door what William sees is just this blue swirling liquid but you can't see what's on the other side uh uh I found Gatorade door what's in mind as I open up my door some kind of as you see is yourself looking back at you oh your hands about you I like this door you see nothing but blackness ah just like my soul and then Ragnar opens his door and what he sees is the person you guys saw in the very beginning sitting in a chair in a like in a distance in a distance room in front of you so you see Fred D Kruger okay does anybody does anybody see him there's a guy in front of me I don't know who it is though that's probably the right one excuse me Doris as I close the door oh yeah sure like duress would have like PTSD from seeing himself like he'd see himself hold on it's kind of like a mirror situation so like whatever Durham I begin to shut my door but I'm just so curious I stick my head through the blue liquid and see what's on the other side the liquid is so thick the blue liquid is so thick that like you stick your head into it but you don't like pop out a different side so now when you pull your head back you just have all this like blue Jello slime on your face [Applause] off my door well I'm like there's a guy over here let's uh I got slimed all right all right I really like Jim too let's get that pizza face all right let's all charge and then yeah everybody walks through the door and then suddenly it's almost as if the room just completely changes you see Fred sitting there on the chair from afar but then suddenly as you all enter the room the room completely changes the door behind you disappears and all you can see is basically there's like this small Stone room there's three pillars on each side there are no doors whatsoever but there is this Cube sitting on a little pedestal in the very center I'm not a fan of shapes I'm okay with them I could go pyramids are cool cubes though not my favorite no not a big Cube fan my little brother once had a cube with lots of tiny little bits on it and you would like switch it around and have to solve oh yes it does look like we have to square up and solve it so oh my God all right well what happened to the guys the room completely changed he's not oh okay you notice the door's gone too I promise there was a guy there this bullshit's gonna get really old really quick okay is it different sides to the cube or like how big is this Cube so the cube is probably about double the size of a Rubik's Cube uh for comparison and it just looks like it has all these little devices on it like a bunch of different shapes and Contraptions it looks like they can move but you have to investigate [ __ ] I know what this [ __ ] is oh I don't so Doros picks it up well um right away do you want to mess with it uh I don't even know what's on it said what's what is all of this so like on one side you can see like a circle that looks like it can twist on another side it looks like it has some uh some like diamond shapes that like can completely shift the entire Cube you can move it like a Rubik's Cube yeah like you can move it like a Rubik's Cube but like not traditionally like a Rubik's Cube where it's like back and forth and up and down you can like go diagonally with it you can basically there's a lot of little things you can mess with picture like a mechanical steampunk Rubik's Cube that's the best way I could describe what I don't think I am anywhere near intelligent enough to solve risk yeah I don't think those are three words that I don't think durers has experience give it to me then uh yes yes I I can't wrap my head around this one I have no idea what this is I just start moving [ __ ] all right so William just starts like moving [ __ ] he doesn't know what he's doing but things are moving he hears things clicking and then all of a sudden it clicks very loudly to where like the whole room echoes and all of a sudden in his hand it starts shifting around without him touching it oh [ __ ] William drops it onto the pedestal and it keeps shifting and contorting and then suddenly you hear what sounds like a loud Bell just [Music] the stone walls start to like open up and smoke starts coming through oh all right and the bell just keeps trying as the smoke comes in I'm gonna use gust of wind to blow it away okay so rustage is gonna oh Tempest is gonna blow away all of the the smoke and the smoke disappears so it's not smoky in there anymore but the walls continue to open and out steps four different figures they're not as dramatic anymore because the smoke was just there to make a dramatic one of the guys on the smoke machine it's like damn it they were gonna walk in very slow and dramatic but then they just walk in now but now they now they're just like well the jigs up and they just whatever and you can see like the behind the scenes door you see like a guy in a black shirt who's like he's like holding the Cape of one of them like oh [ __ ] they're not supposed to see me they look like no like about the size they're like about five eight and they are Muppets but they look very very disturbing so there are four of these creatures one of them looks like what you I'm guessing at least one of you has heard of the snake neck tribe in your in your times on the sea yeah so it's a member of the snake neck tribe except like their throat is just like opened up and like you can see the inside so like you can see like the vocal cords and everything it looks like they're whatever clothes they're wearing is made out of Flesh uh next to that there is what can only be described as an angler fish man except its gills are just like basically it has what looks like gills all over its body except it's clearly just torn open flesh okay there's a member of the the long arm tribe except its arms are like broken across every joint and then finally the last one looks relatively normal out of the group a little bit more feminine but it has pins coming out of its head like all across its head I I don't want to be here anymore wake up now like everybody can see them but they are all like focusing specifically on William and then the the one with the pins in his head goes angels to some demons to others um we are here to give you the pleasures you see I I didn't see Pleasures I'm sorry I touched your Cube uh duros actually touched it first maybe you should uh oh well I I mean I gave it to you afterwards you seemed really interesting yeah but they I didn't know that these I didn't know that these fine fine gentlemen I like look at the angler fish dude Like These Fine gentlemen clearly want it so uh you dare summon us listen I don't even want in our presence hold on here William is a lot more aggressive than Hemlock told me he would be yeah okay so I'm gonna move William to the center Yeah so basically the the fish man one is like on the right side of the room so do you want to like jump over to it immediately because I think we gotta roll initiative here do that so oh yes my initiative rose again zero Initiative for duras is incredible bonus points for using the long arms the snake next because that's they lend themselves to very Eldritch kind of like you can make them scary you know what I mean like body horror kind of things yeah I figured keep it in Universe picture a long arm zombie with like compound fractures over it that's terrifying you know like yeah and the only one that appears to be speaking is the one with the pins in his head the rest of them are just kind of like grunting and making incoherent sounds all right you guys have seen Hellraiser I have no I don't watch horror movies because I'm such a [ __ ] baby they get scared there's so many so many you should start with Hellraiser it's not that scary but basically they are all focused on William at this point in time so the one uh elbows is gonna go first and he's just gonna run right over to William and basically try to like uh he's basically like since his arms are just broken his like joints are sticking out in a very sharp manner so he's just trying to like swing his long broken elbows at you basically his like his bones are like like razor sharp he's like swinging those at me yeah but like they're they're sharp in the sense that like it looks like they were physically cracked it's not good it's very not good all right so he's gonna take two slashes at you all right that was both hit oh boy oh [ __ ] and you're taking eight damage actually I'm taking four damage oh I see that's funny holy [ __ ] it's only for one attack or no I don't know for William's thing so it's one attack so I'll have the first one so I'll take okay half of seven is what it would be four yeah and then I'll take five damage that's so funny they roll a D20 for that damage he just wrote a one okay Ragnar now you're up hey it's a classic weird arm leave my captain alone I'm gonna put you in those bones out of your misery you know I once dated someone from the long arm tribe um they're very good with their hands oh did it last very long oh how how long was he longer than you could even imagine no Jesus hey guys foreign so you're attacking elbows Ragnar all three of those hit boom bam I just like so nonchalantly I'm just swinging at him like having a conversation close 69 damage nice not that's that's one uh position that you probably couldn't do with the long arm drive now the long leg tribe we know Pleasures beyond your understanding Ragnar oh well I basically know so Ragnar's just cutting into this thing and basically like you can just see fragments of bone and flesh flying across the room and it looks extremely wounded all right the fact you got a 69 on a Seno bite is just perfect kind of yeah very funny all right and Tempest Europe a thunderous Cloud appears above elbows and a lightning strike comes down I am casting chain lightning which it will hit elbows and then it hits three other targets of my choice which is great because that's just as many enemies as there are in this room as long as they are within 30 feet of elbows which they all are they all are uh so they all have to do a deck save or else they're gonna take lightning just fires past me just explode 58 damage holy [ __ ] oh my God all right I like this lady she's pretty cool uh I think I think that's I think everyone but the Slither fails yep yep damage for everybody else all right well you just straight up murdered elbows elbows just gets [ __ ] eradicated with this lightning just turns into this crispy corpse basically and just Falls over dead so and let's see also just not in here and the lightning just flies out from elbows's body and zaps uh gills and Pinhead but the the snake neck one seems to just zip out of the way but it looks like you do significant oh they do wait it does half damage on a safe yeah yeah so what would yeah it looks like with the the metal that appears to be in the pinned cenobites body along with uh the anglerfish's glowing orb on its head it looks like they must just conduct electricity because they got pretty [ __ ] up with that with the lightning bolts in the sky I push up my glasses and go interesting I then pull out a small book and start writing okay well let's just say the slithery the one that managed to avoid all of that is quite pissed at Tempest now so it's gonna try and run past everybody I'm guessing there's maybe some opportunities because you're still in combat racing still in combat he's not leaving your combat range yeah well okay I'm just gonna you know kick uh slithers in the back of the head with me no I'm gonna finger pistol him as he passed by me oh Jesus Christ finger pistol oh that sneak attack isn't it you just straight up killed I was gonna do something cool as he's running past me I just she got in the back of the [ __ ] head just so you basically hold up he used uncanny Dodge that uses his reaction so he can't use an opportunity attack yeah you can't do it still it would have been I mean I mean spooky it's your call you're the DMV it's your call you're the DM I mean I'm trusting you guys to know your abilities basically so like yeah you only get one reaction around all right oh it's fine with you okay you know what I'm just gonna say for the sake of the argument I'm gonna let William do it yeah but basically like since it has such a long neck you can't exactly reach its head so you're just kind of going for like the back of its neck and you just happen to like Snap its spine let's go I'll let it go because it's a critical hit yeah yeah God damn that was good so like it it runs right up to Tempest not even realizing it's just died and just [ __ ] like folds in on itself and hits the ground right in front of her just oh dead damn hey hey we have this dude over here with the [ __ ] chainsaw arm and you're firing lightning you're kind of showing us up here you know and then you you see the pinned one in the background just watching it fall there you go I killed a [ __ ] guy with my finger how about that huh well I mean willing we might want I might want to have a little conversation with you after this is all over okay okay wait a second pause for a moment 69 damage electrocution and I just finger to Seno bite this is so sexual in a certain context this is perfect you know the pinned one just stops and hmm maybe we have things to learn from you yet yeah let's see now Williams up all right I'm just gonna like I'm kind of I'm jazzed right now so I'm just gonna walk right up to Pinhead and uh Slash at him with uh my Tempest kick like like straight up all right uh I clicked it it didn't there we go first ones that's the first one you're right you're right you're right either I clicked it well hold on I'm gonna use a luck point but the first time I used it it didn't go so I had to click it twice all right so I'm gonna use another lock Point here and eight again so 21. yeah well yeah sorry yeah okay yeah 18 students 18 hits okay and here we go there we go 32 damage all right so it just takes this big kick where where are you kicking exactly uh like left shoulder like right here just so you just kind of slam down and they just slump over yeah and they just and uh if it matters I have slasher so uh it's you can't move it's 10 feet reduced for its speed for pinhead okay because I dealt slashing damage yeah works for me yep all right next up is gills okay so after watching everybody die gills is just kind of like who who do I Chomp right now who do I Chomp so after seeing the the pinned one get kicked by William it's just gonna run up to William across the room and try to take a big chunk out of him you want some let's go oh wow well the first one misses yeah the first one I'm just gonna guess like comes down but it's trying to bite too early completely misses but then just the second bite like immediately after the first one just Chomps right into your chest area oh [ __ ] all right and that's gonna oh what is that uh we'll do magic you can use on Connie Dodge for this though taking 25 yeah because I got my well do you get your reaction right 25 35 uh so that's 42 damage you know what I'll just take the damage cool damn man why I I guess I will how does that sensation feel William okay that doesn't that doesn't feel so good actually how does it feel so hot we have much to show you as well all right me too it didn't hurt then Ash is up next he revs up his chainsaw once again all right you sex freaks I've had enough of this so then he's gonna pull out his his shotgun instead I know he just revved up the chainsaw but that's just to look cool just for aesthetic yeah just for the aesthetic he's gonna point a shotgun over at the guild one and he's gonna take two shots and Booms only one of those hits It's wait is this the movie that the the boomstick is from yeah yes I've heard that before but I've never seen the movie I didn't know what it was it's one of my favorite movies not even scary love it not even scary but it's gonna do 22 damage to that which does look like it it does a like you see blood and guts flying everywhere but it's still standing it's still standing I apologize if you do not have a doctorate in horror movies this episode you are not good that was spooky spooky you're doing fantastic is I think having the best DND session of his life foreign your homework for the night is to watch Friday the 13th Evil Dead nightmare in Elm Street and uh the Hellraiser series but only the good ones I'm not gonna tell you which of the good ones and now it is the pinned one's turn it's going to look down at William that's going to raise its hands up into the air as he's still like getting chomped at this moment and it's gonna fire off four attacks but what these attacks are our chains are just kind of appearing from like where they walk through the walls okay like these hooked chains are just gonna fly out from all sides of the room and four of them are coming right at you okay so before you do that I'm good at this is why I didn't use uncanny Dodge I'm gonna use my reaction now to activate my new six Powers ability anti-up which is uh Tech eye which as rustage we're just gonna choose Shield spell so I get plus five to my AC for this so Auntie okay we're just gonna say one hooks your right shoulder one hooks your left now that that 16 note would have hit me if I didn't use that so there we go so okay here we go all right so 19 plus 18. 37 if I don't know if you get the user uncanny Dodge for that I don't I've taken 37 damage right into you as it Just Smiles at you okay and now duros I'm looking pretty bad here I'm like chains hooked in here well I guess I can finally go uh you like wake up from your nap oh I'm sorry guys oh well this seems really weird as I just knocked out one second and now I'm in some weird world and everything's going crazy this lightning is great uh let's go up to this weird puff of thing you you put the captain how dare you um and I honestly I think I'm just going to slap the [ __ ] out of it so uh there's really is nothing else I need to do here so I will just um hey it looks almost dead I guess I'll just hit it with a blessed soul to see if I hit it I do it and then I'm also going to uh hit him with a trip attack so we'll have to do a strength saving throw all right holy [ __ ] it's strong it is a strong boy well it definitely succeeds um so uh it just takes the damage so at least do the damage then um so 18 and then I'll just keep smacking into it I guess it looks like one more hit we'll finish it off it is just kind of like even though you couldn't trip it you smacked it in the shin and it just didn't budge it looks like it's ready to fall over it's like has a little tear oh yeah oh I'm sorry that's so good oh you're into that I see well then have this then do 16 hit it does not damn fine then take this that definitely hits all right check that and how do you want to kill it oh God is it angler fish or what is this thing it's like an angler fish man's but it's like in Muppet form so it looks like really beefy but it just has like it's like the Pokemon that has the anglerfish thing on its head I can't remember oh okay yeah so just picture like you know jinbei but he's got really sharp teeth and a little thing on his head that glows well then I will stick my shield into its mouth and then I will rip out clamps down and you just rip them you basically just rip its skull out right out of its head and it just Falls over Dead Oh I got Cyril isn't here for this it is a horrible thing all right well then I still that thing's dead so instead of my bonus action at the very least I'll go in up top a little bit and say hello to this other guy he could control chains really though and since I'm still concentrating on Hex I'll just move my hex over to him then and he has disadvantage on strength all right it has been less than an hour right okay yeah all right in the dream world in dream world yeah it's only been like 10 seconds like Fortress like doers like disappears because Luna wakes him up like you're having a bad dream are you okay oh yes it's fantastic all my friends were all trapped in this alternate Dimension everyone's horrible do they need your help no I'm sure they're fine okay let's go grab a croissant from the beach yeah but uh Ragnar it is up to you all right Ragnar just starts uh starts running forwards was that Canon to duros actually waiting it'll be funny though if anybody is trying to wake you up right now in the real world you were just not waking up we're like comatose we're like yeah yeah Rhino runs forwards and leaps over William right on top of the bear uh not on top of the bear I'm the bear on top of pin pin man Pinhead Pinhead and uh just uh starts like I jump over top of Liam and just swing with my ax all right boom that most definitely hits boom that also most definitely hits all of them hits all of them hit I actually want to say it going forward I will always be attacking recklessly all right that's fair okay how do you want to kill him Ragnar holy crap yeah that was easy yeah really easy I have like chains sticking out yeah play your character like a rogue God damn it I'm like I'm strung up on the ceiling by change right now yeah that was really easy he still the thing is he still had a cunning action he could have disengaged after attacking right he just wanted to use his new attack that was his reaction he could have he could have attacked and then got out of there and not bitterness but I forget I have cunning action and even if I remember I have cunning action I forget what it does it's okay I could have used fentanyl about like a dozen time against Blue Blood and I forgot it's all good yeah um so yeah I jump over William I swing on top one to his head and as I'm following I just like Spin and hit him twice on the way down and then they just you just see like their body start to slide apart anime style and they just laugh as they hit the ground and then suddenly the walls that were previously like opened up just immediately close and a door appears in front of you wow that's convenient isn't it I lost a lot of blood but I'm all right yeah the chains also retreated like the Train the chains retreated back into the walls as they were oh wow they hurt a lot but they don't do any additional damage okay that's good all right man okay well that was fun uh tell you what if there's anything in the Next Room you guys are touching it not me okay deal would you guys like to open the door and continue on Ragnar would you do the honest absolutely oh yeah all right are you guys there I know what we could do before we go in the Next Room I'm going to inspiring later because I haven't done that [ __ ] yet so here we go all right guys we're just gonna stay here for 10 minutes I don't know where the [ __ ] we are right now but this guy has a chainsaw for a hand that's awesome this lady could shoot lightning and ice and that's cool thank you very much the name is Tempest by the way hi Tempest nice to meet you William how you doing okay so uh we're gonna get out of here we're gonna beat the the Muppet guy and the Frog guy we're gonna get Verona back and then we're gonna wake up I guess I don't know what's going on but it sounds like it'd be a great plot for a movie okay okay thanks Captain let's go Inspire yeah um yeah hit points equal to your level plus your charisma modifier so that'd be 16 plus uh four so 20. everybody gets 20 now 20 debris yeah there you go all right tempers actually has quite a lot of constitution so even though she's a sorceress uh she has more hit points than durers so you guys enter the room and this is a very big open room there's a grand staircase in front of you and at the top of the staircase you can see Kermit defrog and Verona in Muppet form and they are holding the Necronomicon or at least that's what you assume it is it's a it's a book that looks like it's made out of human flesh and they are both holding on to it Kermit notices you chainsaw guys that is that your diary is that the book you wanted that's the book all right well we've got it he's gonna run away because we've got to catch him before he goes I shoot him with him before okay before you guys can do anything Freddy Krueger just materializes from like the wall ahead of you and stops your attacks from reaching Kermit on the stairs that's a dream so like the bullet stops let's spell just oh okay so he's ready to he's ready to guard and then Kermit turns to you ah it seems you found me after all but you're too late now because you see I stole your friend here so that he can animate this book and tell me everything I need to know I will become the pirate king and this is how I'm gonna do it you know I gotta I'll be honest that's a pretty clever strategy not bad thank you thank you and that girl is just gonna go on a personal monologue if I were to if I were to say and I love the color of green that you are it's it's very uh cream that's very sweet of you young lady oh young lady wow you're getting me I posted a very hard life I'm sorry for all the trouble but a frog's got to do what a frog's got to do oh good I was just an orgas tree frog could we just take a look at that book maybe in a minute no I'm not finished talking okay thank you you want to use that voice of aggressive Kermit well Kermit's always passive aggressive I was just a normal tree frog minding my business doing what a frog does and then one day I saw a juicy looking fly upon some grapes and I was like hey I'm gonna have me some lunch but little did I know I accidentally took the grape with me and I ate this stupid fruit I ate the Muppet Muppet fruit and I can turn people into Muppets I'm a muppet and this is this stupid frogs haven't done anything in this world they've accomplished nothing we are worthless creatures so if I can become the pirate king I can I can make it so that frogs go down in history forever is the best creature on this I mean we're not really that in we're not interested in looking to find the one piece if you want it you can have it like oh thank goodness all right Verona go ahead and animate that book please and then Ash is like no you can't let him do that why one piece passage is at the end if he reads everything in the beginning it could be hell on Earth he has to read it chronologically comment just skip to the end no I want to hear everything okay so as you guys are getting ready acted like a child so we've got to kill him now that's just like at the bottom of the stairs there are there's a door on each side and out one door walks a very normal looking Muppet person with a white mask and a knife in one hand and it just stands there saying nothing and out the other door a familiar face returns it is the Muppet that you killed at the beginning [Music] he ate the hito hito no me model zombie and is back from the dead okay that's actually really [ __ ] clever good job that's dessert all right everybody in the chat let's give spooky a [ __ ] Round of Applause for that one no matter how many times you kill him he just keeps on coming back oh I I recognize him well they made 12 movies so yeah is that one from the movie Scream what is more what is more famous do you think uh the paintings Michael Myers is a million times but yeah the the painting The Scream or the movie series The Scream uh the movie probably at this point probably the movie do you even know who painted the actual paint Edvard Munch everyone knows okay you know him who else knows it no but you would recognize the painting more than the movies globally I'm not just talking about 20 year olds in America I still think that you're wrong uh I feel like we've had this debate before okay oh wait a minute all right before we get started I'm Gonna Roll my fruit actually you know what we're interested I'm gonna pick a number for this one um I have one of those a day um okay tell you what um I want to pick 13 because you know Friday the 13th but that's an unlocking him 31. how about that there you go um what do we got something good ivankov's fruit oh sweet I could I could roll 63 Jason this is great this is a fantastic incredible can girls beat one no I'm going into the negatives this is me going even further Beyond 15 15. all right so Kermit is up first but he is currently occupied getting this book to start reading to him and since he has full control over like Barona since Verona is a muppet he basically also has full control over Verona's devil fruit ability oh so normally whenever like Verona would animate something it would be like a wild card personality in this case it's just following exactly what Kermit wants so it just starts reading this book in this ancient language that's being translated so he's occupied this turn so that means Ragnar goes up first Captain what should I do uh if he wants the one because I don't see a problem with that I don't see a problem with that either but we still have to get out of here so I would say go fight him we get to leave he gets out of this stupid place when we leave we to we have to kill the Frog to unmuppet Verona and kill Kruger to get out of here I assume all right so that means don't kill Kruger First stuck here forever okay and I recklessly attack with range attacks uh no yeah no yeah recklessly throw the hatchets uh I don't think you can does it say melee weapon attack no no it's just his first attack yeah so you can't just attack okay yeah cool absolutely all right I run up as far as I can at this double trend I could run up to here yes no doing so gives you advantage on melee weapon attack rolls using strength so yes can't do it on your ranged with attacks oh you know Ragnar runs up she spins around a couple times and as he's spinning he just pulls out javelins seemingly out of thin air because we're really I don't have pockets where the [ __ ] do I have these things I thought you had three axes javelins I'm trying to have the eye of the throwing axes this dramatically feels weird remember no tell us a little bit remember we were fighting Casper yeah the javelin's in the air and stabbed everything not sure he did he did he did yeah it just feels like Dura should have the javelins and Ragnar have the thorogic axes no I love the idea of bear Ragnar throwing a javelin Olympic style yeah sick and all right Ryder doesn't even notice like the two guys on the side and he starts throwing them at the Frog he's throwing him at the Frog yeah all right do your rolls Javelin is this boom boom boom okay so I'm gonna I'm gonna try to do this correctly correct me if this is something I can't do but basically Kermit's got some legendary actions all right and one of these legendary actions is what he likes to call meat Shield so basically as long as he has people he's controlling within 50 feet of him he's gonna have them just step in front of it and take the attacks yeah that would be just a reaction ability he has yeah it's just like an action that you take in between after someone's turn but that that is just the ability he can use as a reaction all right well basically Verona's gonna step in front of him and he's gonna take he doesn't get hit with the 16 but he does get hit with uh the 25. well that's uh that's some Karma right there if in too spooky session where he's the DM is the session where Verona dies but yeah he just stepped in front of it and just did Javelin right in his arm [Music] but another one you'll see right I don't even feel bad honestly uh oh wait so the other one would still hit yeah wait wait you you set the 16 hit did you no no 16 doesn't hit Verona so like the 25 would hit him which is why I just had to pull that yeah yeah so that's that it's not gonna be as easy as you think to get these frog legs Ragnar due to imaginative Verona dies it just like it lifts up like saying I love you and then Verona dying holy [ __ ] is like coughing up blood like yeah he would just be like like you know he just also just gets this huge wound anymore yep all right William you're up all right I I think I could reach one of them if I use soru or like you know but you know what I'm just gonna move up behind Ragnar take out my hormone hormone fruit syringes okay ragdollar time to rock and roll and I just give him 10 shots of pure [ __ ] adrenaline into the freaking Ragnar I love drugs I'm gonna assume this does a similar effect as the blue blood did in the last fight so foreign what are you doing I am dosing I am doping Ragnar up with a [ __ ] ton of adrenaline that's what I'm doing wait if you're doing that it would probably just be like the haste spell okay hey that works um the hay spell is a spell that a character of our levels would have anyway um so uh it gains an additional action on each of its turns all the time okay cool okay uh but oh no no no that actually could be used to to take the attack at one weapon attack early so he gets an extra attack on his turn he just gets the extra attack yeah yeah nice there you go not bad okay yeah yeah yeah nice uh avoiding out um speed is doubled he gets plus two to his AC and his advantage on dexterity saving throws nice cool thanks Captain okay I like drugs I got all the trucks who else wants drugs I got the drug fruit [Laughter] well I'm gonna use my I'm actually going to use it this time and I'm just gonna run back to uh the lineup of everybody so I just doped up Ragnar and then jump back disengaged back all right all right then Mr Ash is up next he's gonna take a couple steps forward about the same area as Ragnar and say I'm done being stuck in this place I'm taking that [ __ ] book Killing that [ __ ] frog and then Freddy you're letting me out of this place and he's gonna once again take out his Boomstick but he's gonna rev his Chainsaw for to look cool once again it's got to impress Tempest you know how it is and he's gonna take two shots at uh the guy on the right which would be Mr Michael Myers yeah uh both of which are gonna hit dealing um I fixed your damage by the way spooky you fixed my damage because you had the plus seven in the damage type category so that's why it had it was I want to take back everything I said about drugs that is not within Ragnar's character his son literally died because of it I would not be saying that out loud so casually but this is a very loopy nightmare we're in this is Loopy nightmare world I didn't actually do yeah pulls out a shotgun unloads Two Shots into this dude and the dude just like takes them and like takes a couple steps back as he's getting shot it looks like it hurt him really bad but he's still just kind of standing there menacingly all right I can get on the back of Ragnar which is fantastic so I can help protect my friend and then I will also uh since I it's been less than an hour probably I'm going to uh just move my ex over to Michael Myers um and I'm going to actually this is a raged Attack Just rename it to your intimidating conquerors haki aura I'm going to use my conquerors hockey uh to intimidate Michael Myers and feel that presence his strength duating as I use all of my skill and my ability my hockey and then I'm going to throw my headaches at him all right um here we go hopefully these hits the hits that also hits oh let's go all right you know what I'm going to even make it so he's an [ __ ] I'm going to try and trip attack him I'm gonna go for his foot he's probably very strong go for it uh I mean he has to roll strength save he did not succeed that so you trip him and you're just throwing all these axes at him that's true um I guess I should have done that on the first one oh whatever um but that's fine I already rolled I could get a crit but [ __ ] it uh no it's best to do it on the last one because he would have had a disadvantage on Range attacks against prone enemies oh you're right okay then yeah sure uh so he can't get the [ __ ] up and then I have to roll uh so that's the Maneuvers after all damage so that that and that oh my God damage if it was 666 it would have been crazy and then also uh D6 3d6 okay so plus 15 all right 38. let's see well you're killing him these axes are going into him and he's going down let's go I'm yelling timber and you just see him fall backwards and he just does not get back up so I tripped him real good guys tripped him so hard knocking the [ __ ] out of him yeah all right Freddy Krueger is Michael Myers is that weak there wouldn't be that many movies [Laughter] and here's the thing so since this is a dream world and Fred has like control over everything here I'm gonna have to be like a little obnoxious with him so you'll have to like forgive me for that no basically what he's gonna do is the first thing I'm gonna have all you guys do is roll a uh wisdom saving through yes the last level yes yes I got slippery mind last time so I'm set okay I have indomitable so I could do it again okay uh I could try this is definitely not going to work but I'll try I I uh I was so excited hey dude let's go you succeeded you succeeded to Ragnar's and uh Tempest are the only ones who failed that oh come on Okay so I will we'll get to what exactly happens with that when your turns come up but just had to do that ahead of time okay so what Freddie's gonna do is he's going to kind of like dematerialize and then appear right in front of Ragnar and he's going to all of a sudden both of his hands just turn into these syringes with a bunch of like blue liquid in them hey and he's gonna say to Ragnar you want to get Juiced up again don't you and he's gonna try and stab them right into you oh dear God we're just pumping drugs I am going to take that first one since I mounted on him he'll reject it to me so it does nothing and then I'm going to try and protect Ragnar uh using my reaction so he has to roll again uh for the injection all right [ __ ] he hits 15 well it's plus two uh he's getting Juiced so basically since Ragnar just had a very traumatic experience involving Blue Blood this is essentially going to give him Blue Blood except instead of making him all beefy and like roided out it's just going to like negatively affect his body so I don't know how we want to rule that I would say maybe like he has to roll with disadvantage disadvantage maybe on attacks yeah it's your call that's what I'm gonna say disadvantage on your attacks it is so poison oh wait ignore that I didn't look at it poisoned so 23 damage poison all right sorry oh I've got a message my bad 23 damage and then he's then that's all he's gonna do but now it's good old Verona's turn yeah he's being controlled by Kermit he's against you guys right now oh [ __ ] so basically it's okay guys when is Verona ever shot us oh [ __ ] oh he's really good at that he's proficient at hitting he's gonna get three [ __ ] [ __ ] son off so basically uh he's going to try to aim for duros on top of Ragnar since Freddie's attacking Ragnar right now how are you friend he says she's your own friend would you forever we've had such things and he's just taking three attacks oh no oh God or anything though just I did hear from hemlock that Verona does like to shoot his own teammates but I didn't think it was in such a literal sense you're my best friend I'm sorry you can't really tell because he has goggles on but Verona definitely appears distressed oh no it seems like he might be distressed uh okay so my temporary hit pause okay so uh it's definitely no more of that and then minus uh okay so one two so ten eleven yeah okay all right and then next up ouch is good old zombie Jason and he's just gonna walk right over to Ragnar the man who killed him previously and let's just say he does not appear to be very happy he appears to be quite more much more aggressive than he was the first time damn how many players are on this team I mean you guys saw all the Muppets outside didn't you there's they all look the damn same uh so basically he's just going to try to cut into Ragnar twice so the hockey team is the Milwaukee Muppets I I yeah I guess he just gets it I can't protect him it's okay I have a lot of HP it's all right guys Ragnar can take this yeah Ragnar can take this oh well he does home yeah you do have it so that'd be like that'd be like just say like 50 damage I think yeah okay it's like 101 right so yeah we're just rounding down yeah just 50 yeah 50. cool all right what happens to me spooky and well Michael's dead so it's up to you so basically with Tempest right now your greatest fear is coming to life in front of you yeah and you have to so like now that it's your turn basically I'm just gonna have you do like another wisdom saving throw to see if you can like see past the illusion or not all right I'm probably gonna fail it but what Tempest is worst fear rusted yeah so that's what I'm gonna have to ask okay spooky you did such a good job with mine blue blood and getting weaker yeah two of two of the things um Tempest sees the dead body of her little brother laying on the table um and you know I mean that's yeah so like a table just materializes in front of you with dead little brother laying on it crap over other all right are you able to see past it as an illusion I'm gonna say that you're you're too distraught right so what does that mean for my turn I would say that you just aren't able to go this turn you're frightened like you're you're too distraught like you're seeing your your brother in front of you it's such a traumatic memory Kermit's just up there listening to this book Heaven in the time of his life right now he has no care in the world he's not even paying attention to you guys at this point so he's not doing nothing now Ragnar you also have to redo a wisdom saving through because here's I'm gonna say what's gonna happen to you if you fail it it sounds really good for me you know I really looked Advantage well 13. yeah that no so basically not one of those is a minus one so basically what's gonna happen is in front of you Freddie is gonna kind of like dematerialize and instead what you see is Louis leclock oh no all beaten and bloody shambling in front of you Ragnar we why didn't you save me Ragnar Ragnar does have a thing where he's boring me that would be a nightmare is this frightening Ragnar because he can't be frightened yeah what what status effect is oh then if he can't be frightened then this is just happening and Ragnar's going to like see pass he doesn't even notice it Louie's just like pleading in front of him and ragnos just like sorry Louie yeah I just saw zombie Jason [ __ ] hit me with for a lot of damage so Louise in front of me I'm just like okay I'm gonna swing at this dude it also like it kind of makes sense for a beard not to be frightened we have we have no Predators so you have four attacks but they're all on disadvantage now but what if I recklessly attack can I make them normal yeah yeah so yeah well there we have it oh oh so the funny thing is is his armor class is actually 13 so that does hit oh wow [Music] a critical fails doesn't hit regardless of how good the role is okay yeah an Unlucky 13 right now I'm sorry oh wow yeah there you go you're gonna have to roll the damage for that one too okay so the last one basically you're gonna take that damage spooky you have to remember that every time you attack Ragnar it's with advantage because last few times okay well I I hit him that time but like next time because he might have quit you you know what I mean yeah it's fine but basically Ragnar I'm gonna rule it that you have to take the full damage because you're damaging yourself with that last one but let me do the Maths for the rest of them things man I only have 126 hit points left all right 67 damage who are you hitting Freddie or zombie Jason he said he was aiming for zombie Jason ah yeah so zombie Jason just gets cut into and he looks very angry and very unfazed so next up is William okay uh I'm going to go for zombie Jason too it's like he's a slasher well I'm just gonna slash at him with my sword this time okay so I'm just gonna run up very gallantly and then bring down my sword and here we go 20 that probably hits yep okay and then 27 damage there to Jason all right also William is a woman now there you go because ivankov can change you know sex pretty much like it's like a bonus action it's not even like it doesn't do anything but there you go fan art William as a woman will be the for the card game yeah there you go haha um but I don't think I can do well I can still do um no I'm just gonna I'm just gonna disengage I'll just move back here all right the Tempest having a freak out moment with like I don't even know what's going on my brother I don't know lady I don't know your brother so at this point Ash has just seen you guys fighting Jason and Freddie over there and his Target is this book so he's gonna start walking up the stairs revving his Chainsaw shotgun at the ready and he's gonna take a shot at Kermit but this time Kermit is so focused on the fact that he's reading this book that he doesn't like think to have anybody jump in front of it he's barely paying attention anymore yeah so just gonna take two boomsticks to the Frog oh wow wow wow wow unfortunately neither of those hits just they both just missed I'll be right back I have to go to the bathroom son of a [ __ ] and then he's done with his turn so duros you are back up right uh all right so Jason has a machete or something of the sword ride yes all right then I will use well I'm still concentrating I haven't gone to hit you oh wait no I did get hit I need to get con save uh we do that I forgot about that uh otherwise my spell is over yeah he's got to do a concert for it all right I succeed I don't wanna I don't want to cheat the system all right all right so uh I'm going to move my uh my hex over to Jason well he has disadvantage on I guess just strength tracks there he goes but um but um I'm also going to disarm him now with a disarming attack uh so I can try and get ready so let me see if I could actually hit him first all right so now he has to make a strength save no disadvantage though uh to uh to see if he keeps his machete so you just kick the machete out of his hand I'm just gonna say it flies across the room and gets stuck in the wall oh sweet oh now then you have to know what's in his hand like where did it go that's [ __ ] amazing um all right that hasn't worked in a long time yes it hasn't it's great and he's really strong too he's really strong all right and then I guess I get my D6 too I'll just do two more attacks before I roll that um and so I'm just going to keep slapping into him I guess you hit you hit again oh wow 15 years all right then all right zombie Jason only has another cause of 13. yeah yeah okay [Music] choose to add to it as well okay 13. not bad good rules again good number saw with 46 damage out of him very good and now he doesn't have a weapon anymore he is disarmed he looks like he is getting slightly weaker but overall since he's a zombie he just doesn't really appear to be affected too much at this point all right so next up is Freddy once again and basically this time around he's going to try and focus on Duro since he's on top of Ragnar seeing him cut into Jason wait hold up so he basically he's going to try to hit you with a very special attack basically catered only to you and it's going to be called unfriend this 22 hit oh no friend it doesn't unfriend okay then 22 doesn't hit durers too powerful so yeah he just says no he just tries to like jump up at you but you just kind of Shield bash him you try to unfriend duros on Facebook and it's just no no Fred you back it just kind of snarls at you and then it's back to Verona uh I'm gonna use sentinel I don't think it even has it has to hit also Doris do you ever post I do but okay it's worthless to you that's the worst maneuver they can use it oh you got rid of it you got rid of it you did it because it's so worthless to me oh true because you've read rather protect yeah so upon him getting hit by DeRosa shield and knocked back Ragnar just takes his ax and slashes down at him and this is the the first actually my friend Freddy and he is going to take 18 damage but he looks it basically looks like a material it's right through him is the ability that he used on me a concentration ability like is he concentrating to have it activated not really because he can just make this whole world like he's [ __ ] dream gone all right I was just checking because yeah basically he does not really need to concentrate to like make all these things happen all right it's just kind of like a passive like he he has to think of it once okay and then it just happens all right so it's not his name of The Nightmare on Elm Street movies and maybe you know listen he's basically God of this world it kinda is it was my least favorite Epic Rap Battles of History okay I only watched it once yeah he's uh he's controlling this entire world but Kermit is pseudo controlling it so like it just kind of exists but Barona's up now and let's just say after Ash tried to shoot Kermit uh Kermit's gonna make Verona just unload three shots into him [Music] so he's just gonna take three shots uh all of which hit actually well I thought I thought you made Ash shoot himself three times this is Verona shooting right here so he's gonna take uh 33 damage and since Ash is basically just a glorified dude it's gonna like he's taking some major damage right now he's like slumped over getting shot ugh son of a [ __ ] I thought you said this guy only shot his friends well congratulations on being here congratulations you know what you have a shade song would you like to join my crew hey Ash no absolutely not you're very good at catching those bullets you're about to catch this is like [ __ ] a tumbleweed lady yeah okay so next up zombie Jason is back at it again he has realized his machete is gone but that is not stopping him so now he's going to try to look up at duros and he's basically just gonna try to headbutt you as hard as he can all right then oh damn I guess that works pretty good the first one hits but yeah so basically he just looks up at you and just boom screw his glasses but 45 damage holy [ __ ] he's a beefy boy he's pissed now all right I'm ready [ __ ] hey I'm ready for this wisdom save I'm gonna fail all right Tempest you're back up my brother I'm so sorry I don't know how it feels to be a player sometimes yeah okay you can bring this character back into Canon if you want no she's not gonna die I just don't gonna do anything yeah so you can you can bring her back it would otherwise be fine I just had a really cool thing I wanted to do you know when we when you did my movie chip like single-handedly beat the [ __ ] yeah uh but basically now since kerma has been shot at he's hold up a second stop the reading I gotta get my little flippers involved so he's gonna walk down the stairs up to Ash and he's going to take an attempt to uh to hit him with the frog leg oh not the frog leg so unfortunately the first one hits and I have to have Ash do a constitution saving throw if he fails he's a muppet I was he succeeds though so he isn't muppetified right off the bat but oh he is gonna take 15 damage I guess it was wisdom but you know what I'll rule it it's it's fine because his modify is probably similar yeah there's some more Charisma interesting yes yes so I guess for future reference so he's gonna take 15 damage though looking weaker and weaker it stumbles down the stairs a little bit after getting pushed over by this frog but he's still up and ready Ragnar was I able to do a Christmas saving for the other one I'm good at that no basically because like the wisdom yeah it makes sense it makes sense yeah okay which one should I attack uh the guy was gonna ask the guy without the mask we can't kill Freddy because then we can't get out so aim for the guy with the mask aim for the hockey guy with your adrenaline strength all right I'm gonna body check him with an ax so you get an extra attack because of my adrenaline [ __ ] yeah but I will recklessly attack to make it normal yeah who are you attacking Ragnar uh zombie Jason all right okay so only all of those hit actually every single one of them so really I got a little extra damage for oh my God yeah two D12 2d12 brutal critical yeah yeah my God that he's dead bro it's like a row sneak attack Jesus so Ragnar does a massive 103 damage Ragnar winds up with his act like the hockey stick and takes a slap shot right at his face and as basically through this attack you knock his mask off and he just looks like this decaying zombie basically but he's still standing he's still standing I could have shot saw that one coming but he is significantly significantly weaker like he's bleeding profusely this dude's tough and now Williams up okay so the first thing I actually want to do is I want to make a syringe out of my finger and stab Tempest with it to try to like get her out of this yeah like a help action would you give me Advantage yeah are you gonna give her like some dopamine or something yeah dopamine endorphins whatever drug manages you to forget about your dead brother in front of you I don't know what drug that is I'll let that I'll let that work yeah yeah okay uh and then I'm just gonna move up then and attack Jason because I'll use that as like my bonus action just stab you really quick if that's okay and then I'll just you still attack Jason with my sword so here we go slash damage 21 that hits do the damage at 27. there we go minus gets weaker and weaker by the second if zombie Jason dies I'll be so upset I just had a thing that specifically works against zombies and it's the only time in one piece D that there is actually a zombie you okay bro all right Ash is up next and he's just bleeding profusely all right you goddamn amphibian say hello to my boom stick and he's just gonna shoot him twice right in his frog face oh please correct oh that's close he's hitting both of them and it's doing a solid 43 damage spooky the scene in uh Army of Darkness where he's fighting his clone he just puts the gun into his face yeah it's just nods in his clothes bam and Kermit is taking like you see a lot of like blood and like what appears to be stuffing flying out of him it's gonna take more than that to put this frog down Jesus Christ I have my God and uh we're back to duros right I forgot to do a con save because I got hit with 43 damage or some shiz oh yes you would you're gonna beat like 20. Yeah and I don't succeed okay well I have indomitable so I could do another one I believe uh so yeah I'll use it why not uh so let me do another con save still doesn't work I don't think yeah no I had to beat 20 I got I had to get 21 or 20 22 I think 22. yeah all right well damn I don't have hex anymore uh it's okay though uh all right you'll be in so much that your conquerors hockey isn't as strong anymore you know yeah it doesn't work doesn't work as well uh well then I will try to weapon he's still hit so hard I don't know I think I think that magic lady over there wanted to do something with zombie Jason it's okay you can kill him my dead brother's here I mean I think Kruger would probably work for the same wouldn't he could go either way I'm just it's like it's kind of the same thing uh this guy probably has a [ __ ] ton of HP so I'm just going to try and uh he's probably really strong too look I'm just gonna attack him yeah just go yeah attack zombie let's attack zombie all right all of those hit all right very good um and uh yeah let's just do it I guess foreign try to trip attack Jason and my disadvantage on this one or did that go away no it's he's fine now okay um because I lost my my concentration [Music] um so I just have to do a Athletics versus Athletics and I critically fit wait so am I real in strength or Athletics here it should be the same number really same number or whatever it is yeah oh God yeah I'm just gonna say you try and kick him in the shin and he just like doesn't okay very unfortunate all right Freddy is up next and seeing that William just used those hormones on Tempest he's going to try and like dematerialize so Ragnar if you want to take an opportunity attack on him you can cool um it would still be a disadvantage though I can't recklessly attack on that still that's pretty damn good yeah although I do believe that will reduce his movement speed to zero does that affect the ability at all I mean he's kind of just like disappearing in real he doesn't use movement speed right yeah yeah so he's fine but take that damage before you go minus 23. all right so he takes that damage you see it just kind of like face through him as he's disappearing and he's going up here in front of uh Tempest and since he has all knowledge of this world he's in he's already seen her like do the the weather attacks and what he's going to try to do is if this attack hits basically like I'm going to say the first of your weather attacks is it just isn't going to work oh hold up then hold up then all right that does hit but when you are hit by a melee attack I can use my reaction to deal lightning damage to the attacker that equals my sorcerer level would that count as the next weather attack I do yes it cancels out it canceled out but take your damage so I take the damage how much damage is it so it's gonna just look like this little like Cloud appears in his hand and he's just gonna like smack you right in the chest sweet all right you know you smack and this the the you see electricity bounce out of Tempest but then immediately dissipate in the clear skies okay so what I'm gonna have Verona do right here is having seen that Ash got touched and like did not turn into a muppet he's gonna try and like break himself out of it more or less so I'm gonna have him do a what kind of saving throw did I have for that you said I think you said it was a conso it's a it was a Christmas wisdom all right so I'm gonna have Verona do a wisdom because I was all excited to play it so yeah [Music] and Verona for a second he doesn't like d-mup it but he's able to like get control of his actions momentarily and while he's doing that he unanimates the book and points the rifle at the back of Kermit's head before Kermit can like even realize what's happening and although it's at disadvantage because he's right next to him he's gonna try and take three shots all three of them hit so bullets are just going right through kermits flying out for 28 damage oh how dare you betray me like this you're supposed to obey me and then uh speaking of zombie Jason is back at it again and this time he's going to try and uh he's just gonna headbutt Ragnar look right now yeah Advantage by the way yeah okay so he's just gonna do one big head butt at you out ow 44 damage 22. 22 though 22. finally Tempest gets to take their turn and I do because I'm not just rolling with Advantage here I am I free or do I roll you're free I'm free yeah tears away I look oh my brother's fine actually sorry guys I had a little bit of a meltdown I gave you like anxiety medication or something thank you thank you for that I'm going to cast sunburst level 16 sorcerer like you guys are holy right a giant Sun appears in the sky I'm also gonna cast it with careful spell so it doesn't hit I can do it up to my Charisma modify which is five careful spell means that everyone that uh automatically succeeds on the saving throw that I choose and I could do it up to five people which I'll choose Verona Ash Ragnar durus and William that's five oh thank you okay they or automatically you are still going to take damage though even if you automatically succeed I apologize um giant Sunburst flashes in the room everyone's gonna make a constitution saving throw zombie Jason has disadvantage because he's a zombie yeah okay Constitution Constitution they're going to take 12 D6 damage I don't have to roll because they don't take damage is dead burst is an eighth level spell spooky he got [ __ ] incinerated sorry um they will kill him but also they are uh not just zombie Jason but you've got a royal Constitution for Kermit and Freddie as well you guys can't have it um you know you guys succeeded you guys succeeded okay it's 60 foot radius so it hits everyone in the room the room is only 60 foot like radius big so it it is a blinding light uh they both failed their saving throws so uh they take 54 damage and they are blinded for a minute all right yeah there's no saves for that either you're just [ __ ] it's radiant too yeah um you're blinded for like 10 Rounds like automatically which means that you uh have disadvantages or all tag rolls now Advantage so shit's going crazy all right all right God damn [Music] um yeah pretty good huh that was cool yes why didn't you do it earlier I saw I Saw My Dead Brother you know how it'd be we sometimes get like that you I I yeah that's what I wanted to do but I was just too slow Fair we're opening that so zombie Jason's just dead Kermit's blinded and I'm just getting hit with that Freddie's also blinded and just kind of like [ __ ] bringing up his cloth and uh I mean Kermit's blind right now so like what this is just disadvantage I can't see [ __ ] as well anything that involves sight is disadvantage yeah he does get to roll a con save at the end of his turn to see if he's still blinded uh but that's at the end of his time okay well he's just going to do that then he's not going to take a step forward or back he'll just roll the con save at the end of his turn here sorry I thought Sunburst permanently blinded you for that my thought too but one minute you couldn't do anything about it um yeah that that does succeed unfortunately but okay so then he just shakes out of it at the end [ __ ] his turn is over back to Ragnar Captain should I should I go for uh actually you know what Ragnar wouldn't even notice Russ yeah 100 right now would not notice the guy who appeared behind him so he would just run forward yeah Russia's a frog I can't think of anything clever so I'm just gonna start swinging I'm gonna make sure say something like this frog is gonna croak or um nice I completely thought of that this frog is gonna grow yeah I've got a little book of jokes and I look down at the Frog and we do have advantage do you use a reckless attack no didn't you say that something it would be normal right you don't have an advantage anymore because uh comet is no longer [ __ ] out of it yeah oh okay so I'm just back to recklessly attacking to get normal no zombie Jason's dead yeah he does Krueger who did it to me never mind okay that was just all over the place I sung four times I think didn't we say it I Armor class so if it's the same numbers it hits okay all four of them hit all four of them hit oh they run okay he might be dead I have a really good frog pun uh let's just Let's do let's see let's see Tempest gets out her little book what's your frog pond William I have a whole section of puns here yeah it's a Ragnar you're gonna kill Kermit how do you want to do it how do you want to kill this frog oh he's dead all right well next time I Bonk it on the head and as it falls over I like to dissect it like uh like across his body like in an eighth grade by a lot I always wanted to see what was inside the thing and then Ragnar takes a bite no not like this oh eats Kermit you know I I do want to say one thing right now I feel like technically speaking this would kill Ragnar because he's eating someone with a devil fruit we'll just say because it's a dream he does not actually consume the devil fruit also by the way I will as the one piece encyclopedia I will mention it's never actually been shown in the story what happens when you eat too this is true they said it kills you but that's never been good that's just away from the others to use dream logic characters can be wrong and characters can lie in fiction so well no matter what this is dream world so it doesn't actually happen in real life in this case yeah that's fine okay well and if it turns out eating a devil fruit user doesn't kill you we're way ahead of the game on that yeah yeah so there you go so as you officially take the last bite of life out of Kermit Verona and the corpse is on the ground just like turn back to their normal human selves and uh Ragnar you saved me thank goodness and also Freddy turns back to normal and as he does that he's like whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa I don't want anything to do with any of this I will send you guys back just leave me alone well thank you I appreciate that well but I want my book okay and then Ash speaks up no you're not taking the book I'm taking the book okay you guys could hash this out on YouTube or something yeah really no they both say no and then while they're doing all that you see uh Verona in the background taking out like we'll just say a match and lighting the book on fire oh that's out of oh really yeah I know I know wow that's a big deal okay it's in a dream it can't hurt me anymore but basically is this all just like a therapy session for Verona this entire you see while I animated the book I learned about most of its contents and we cannot allow this thing to exist oh so you know where the one piece is well I wasn't really excited about the one piece is that we have to find these things called Pony Cliffs oh all right they have the truth I mean we killed a yonko so I was honestly kind of looking for something else to do you know and then afraid she's like ah welp all this is the [ __ ] but thanks for saving me I was working for that dumb frog for the last two no worries um what do you do regularly though you got the knives on your hand and the dream Dimensions like a baba I like to kill children okay well we're just gonna be heading up your child once and it was by accident so felt good didn't it yeah all right so this guy gets it we're leaving now um I mean it's good to have you back buddy all right you and all the other people that he this frog brought here you're all out of my world get out hey Ash you want to join my crew come on he's like I don't wanna and then you all wake up oh that frog was disgusting oh my God I dreamed I was a lady oh wait I'm still a lady huh that was weird effect now well it's like I could go back whenever so I'll do that one piece d movie too House of puppets or Muppet Madness one of the two we'll figure it out I like that that was fun I think you had to really understand a nice 80s horror movie yeah [Music] it was the spooky thing 10 out of 10 spooky too spooky what is your post-credits scene yeah the credit's wrong we did this in the last movie credits roll post-credits scene post credit scene Ash wakes up in the middle of some Shack on some small island slightly outside of Blue Bloods territory and he just shakes to himself I'm gonna get that Freddy if that's the last thing I do that's your post credit scene that's post credit scene as he lays back down to sleep he's he mutters groovy I just don't get these references it's like at the end okay so they re did you see the remake of evil deadline just like that yeah yeah so the whole movie doesn't have Ash in it and at the very post credit scene it's just a scene of him just saying groovy and that's it but that was whatever it was still better than the whole movie yep there you go um any other post credits I could do one go ahead go for it post credit scene uh you it pans to the door of Blue Bloods castle where you're all um sleeping and there's someone just sort of knocking at the door and it zooms around and you see its Tempest knocking at the door going please let me in I wake up fourth post-credits scene right now dead body Jason's dead body wakes up in some lab and it appears that there's some scientists working on him and these little itty bitty Nanobots are transforming into some mechanical creature and since he has the zombie zombie know me after he is complete with this big solid metal arm metal hockey mask machete basically fused to his hand he wakes up once again when the scientist turns their back it's credited him after he wakes up goes over to where Louis got splattered earlier and I pick up like a broken Napoleon 's credit scene go for it somewhere else in the world a man Strokes his thick black mustache just tips his hat down it seems like he's tinkering on something creating something and he mutters to himself I have finally finished it just a few more days and it will be done I have managed to achieve what my brothers could not there you go oh is that one seventh post credit scene right now wakes up he gax a little bit in a bucket I think as he's lifting his head he slicks his hair back and you just see like a single like strand or a couple strands of hair that are actually white oh eighth post credit scene um in the room where Freddy is he's like it's like it's been a while since everybody left he's just there enjoying a good book or whatever about to go kill children and then uh Leatherface walks in he's like [Laughter] that's so weird you're weird what should we name her I what should we name our child is it a boy or is it a girl actually here's a question how far along is Luna how long has it been since you guys have left I said last time I said it was been eight months no no no no no no so like five six maybe it's something something like right you two to three three to four something like that okay let's just say five months five months canonically there it is yeah that last post-credits scene to be continued there we go with the name the end now this next one will be the house of mucks Brig standing the next one coming march 2023. here is child well what would you call it if it was a boy what would you call it was a girl this is a big Choice what the hell you want me to that's that's I can't come up with it on this spot well you've got it because it's a post credit soon she's five months pregnant you have four months to figure out I don't know when I'm next gonna see you that's really weird because you the captain [ __ ] transported it oh look I can't yeah yup I also don't know what direction is in the room with us he's just hey man I'm enjoying the show dudes Good Vibes yeah what are you gonna name your child Doris I want to know well you really want me to oh my [ __ ] God I um no this is you can't just come up to the spot I think feeling like a fitting name um I guess if it's a boy it'd be funny if it was Noble uh because I saw that yeah if it's a girl named her Ashley there you go no I don't know about that one I was trying to think of like night night themes or something all right yeah yeah like so that makes sense eclipse is pretty good eclipse is good yeah I like that that's not bad yeah if it's a girl eclipse and if it's a if it's a boy Noble all right yeah we're just gonna flip a coin to see what the the sex is yeah we'll get there yeah thanks to everybody that was great

Channel: RUSTAGE2

Views: 72,260

Keywords: One Piece, Dungeons and Dragons, D&D, DND, one piece dnd, one piece dungeons and dragons, rpg, d20, tekking101, lost pause, rustage, 2spooky, Briggs

Id: qlFHd9acOLY

Length: 131min 38sec (7898 seconds)

Published: Tue Nov 22 2022