Omid Djalili - The Media Only Shows Nutcases

I thought I would come in a kind of national costume this is a little outfit is a memento from the iran-iraq chemical warfare from please keep the laughter coming it helps of my asylum application that's going through now I'm here I'm a bit different here I was come the United Nations Security Council asked me here on a comedy cultural exchange program was through tonight I am here carrot top is doing Kabul he's doing very well it was executed after five minutes I'm sorry to say official reason props and ginger hair too irritating but any gear audience here what I'm hearing is a muffled sound what I'm sensing is shame now because some of you don't know I am in fact I'm in fact the only Iranian comedian in the world has to be said don't clap that's actually three more than Germany thank you very much I know doctor don't trap I've got no time for clapping in my culture we do what's called the joke and a song concept we like to tell a dodgy ethnic joke and then sing a golden oldie is he I give you an example okay there was a shipwreck lifeboat middle of Pacific Ocean is an Arab an Indian and Iranian shark attack eat out of the Iranian only Indian floating by himself sharks come to him and swim off and the Indian pray oh god why did you save me and the shark says I ate one of you lot last year and my arse is still burning strangers in the night exchanging glances I'm glad you're laughing because most people associate the Middle East with oil and phlegm and halitosis I know I'm joking I'm joking we're running out of oil and there are some people I'm trying to change so I've been doing lots of anti racism comedy workshops and ethnic minorities sharing that culture to have me we have Iranian comic we have Korean juggler we have this Indian bingo caller which is fantastic have that clickety-click say he's gay goes okay everyone get your cards early and here we go okay Bob well done number one hot hot vindaloo twenty-two chutney writer poppadom naan who's at the door forty-four is it I do impressions as well wait this is my impression of Godzilla having his toe stepped on you're a tough crowd I tell you that much but you see I don't care if you don't laugh because if you don't laugh I will cover it with belly dancing now also is the Taliban you know I have to say the Taliban that this is why we're having probably the Taliban were trying to make their religion quite cool and accessible is it long beards women can't speak rock and roll is he they're trying to put the fun back into fundamentalism if you can see it that way it's only a shame they forgot the mental in fundamentalism it's the only place where they fell down and why is it every time when the media there's a problem with Muslims we always go to Muslim nutcase with the hook Muslim nutcase of the hook how do you think these people there are martyrs Osama bin Laden lives in the hearts of every Muslim everywhere that's to America this to Canada kiss me your seat about everyone everyone thank you there's the voice of the Middle East it's a bit like Al Jazeera saying to get a balanced view of the West we now go to Grand Dragon of the Ku Klux Klan how do you think this affects East Way citizens well we believe in a death to all darkies and Arabs and Jews all over the place we believe in establishing a white supremacist state in the middle of Egypt with its headquarters in Arkansas with a law by Mossad the lord of me by Mossad thank you there's the voice of the Christian West I've lost I lost my accent I've lost my accent and I tell you something I don't talk about that one bit and I know for some of you it comes as such a surprise I know you see I could be doing a very hard line political statement about racial stereotype but the truth is the Arab thing gets a few laughs and people love me so why rock the boat and I was you know I be honest I used to be a management consultant okay it's you and someone at the office told me I was like really wacky uh-huh but I thought I'd give comedy a crack and I tell you what it's going really well it's good you going there for the way what do you call an honest Iranian businessman as it fly me to the moon and let me play ball on the stars now I have to go in a minute but I tell you this is Godzilla having a bad dream you're so jaded I tell you I have never seen belly does my name is ami today so I am divorced don't be sad divorce is just a legal term for no one has farted in my bed in two years your one trick to a successful marriage this is all you need to know never ever ever finish this sentence I'll tell you what I frickin think and you're done

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Id: re7ztUy6SVw

Length: 6min 38sec (398 seconds)

Published: Fri Jul 17 2015