Oliver Reed , Classic 1985 funny moment

Thank You Oliver Reed if one is going to play it by me I had the underfill and the great difference between the really dangerous man and the loud man is the dangerous man has a great silence about you and so always I find I have terrible trouble with sound men because I'm learning businesses whispering giant but my eyes are quite hard you see I don't blink screen is so wide you see that it makes every eye about six foot across and if the audience is supposed to be frightened of you and you start blinking like this like like Bambi a lot which some people sometimes inclined to do when they're nervous then it sweeps across the screen and it's not as convincing as if you're going to be deadly you never see a Cobra blink cleaner you don't another thing you do don't pay it with curly hair either get your hair you know straightened up I can't if I don't have curly hair no villains have straight hair idiots have curly hair you want to come in there with curly hair doing this with the eyes not doing the whole gambit savant he can see you then smile you're a villain and then the accent how you been okay let me hear you like here's a copy for you that's my first speech as you can see it says ice cream man have it right I'll just do the first line if I may yep I told your old man to leave us alone I beg your pardon I told your old man to leave us alone are you serious well I was trying Karl I understand what you're saying I was trying about routing it because you've been too rather and the sound man has told you speak up I've just told you to speak softly I told you our men do this alone I told you put man to leave us alone why are you doing that with your mouth you're trying to kiss me keep the mouth well you don't have to say leave us our lord you done enough with the accent dungeon it had to do it all that with the trumpet you're not playing a trumpet right try it again I told you hood man to leave us alone much better much much better I got another line which I think he's really gonna give me trouble here it's what are you fools doing you know you got some more get him you've got some more here I told you our man leave us alone you're going to get the young lady into trouble what you didn't do to her or what's a young man do to the young lady I don't know that well what are you saying lines that you don't understand don't use your hand like that villains don't do that bank managers and professors do that start to live your part from now on right take it from the top deadly I taught your old man to leave us alone we're going to get the young lady in trouble but the tough as much trouble as you're going to get yourself good now why didn't you why didn't you pause it I told you alone leave young lady alone pause if you don't you're going to find yourself in even more trouble than my grandmother when she was sucking egg Xiang Han Solo you love Leslie hi this daughter love you choke on this often Danny thing you are hard man look piss off out of it time to tell you pissed off fear not dear

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Views: 774,348

Keywords: Oliver Reed, funny rare 1985, BBC, classic comedy oliver, reed, Humour (Literary Genre)

Id: OmnK0ty0RBE

Length: 3min 56sec (236 seconds)

Published: Tue Apr 17 2012