Normal tiktoks for average people (nsfw)

someone once told me I remind them of Curry which is true because without you I would just cry so I got your picture I'm coming with you yeah I think I could hit a whistle note watch this nearly 14 million if Donald Trump does get arrested this week then I think we all know what's gonna happen don't we make me feel this way my God [Music] we're done with this one out of here I missed your skin When You released [Applause] your heels and wished for me can I help you I wish you could mate here the people sing sing a song of angry men [Music] no my heart is [Music] race to the coffee table if you don't make it five seconds you die one two three four oh girl no I made it no you didn't make that okay maybe yeah maybe all right [Music] [Music] thank you [Music] Dennis what are you feeling right now many people have forgotten that beagles were bred to be incredibly Savage hunters and their amazing hunting ability is down to that incredible nose of theirs oh oh my God [Music] [ __ ] around you know what I'm saying city of Baltimore got a good little ice bro what the [ __ ] ing [ __ ] walking around trying to be a good citizen somebody can slap my [ __ ] out of my [Music] life my favorite part of Love is Blind is the hyper literal music that plays that just describes what's going on I'm gonna head to the bathroom Okay the place with the toilet I finally came clean to John about my parents she wasn't [Music] [Applause] [Music] thank you he said I'm good enough [Music] [Music] just finished reading but don't have a bookmark no problem just use a Trader Joe's beef shepherd pie okay everybody [Music] left me bro tonight [Music] look [Music] [Music] this one's a heart that's how I feel about you [Music] this one's like Michigan that's how I feel about you what does that mean yeah oh my God who's driving the plane ah it's like [ __ ] the bad [ __ ] behind the wheel and let me tell you how something you are now flying with Soul Plane [Music] I do not like your mental Haze I do not like your leftist ways I do not like your sun on Blow I do not like you sleepy Joe [ __ ] be tripping okay maybe I pushed one and my dog is waiting for Trump 2024 yeah I like ipas and yeah I pee a lot when I drink yabba dabba doobie them [ __ ] independents [ __ ] love into so good with my rod I make fish coming I've had both my shots or get slapped I was like whatever [ __ ] and the [ __ ] whatever [Music] cancel my subscription to your issues final variance is called communism drink every afternoon sometimes I wish it was an octopus so I could slap eight people at once we were in the middle of our tournament where my friend John said he found a body in the bushes over there I ran over there because I'm a healing monk to try and help but obviously my magic wasn't strong enough because the dude's body was missing a head felt my friend decided to try to use a necromancer spell which didn't work which I knew it wouldn't and apparently we contaminated the crime scene because that spell uses a lot of glitter get off the computer and get me a Triscuit oh my God she's literally doing the griddly right now free my boy Trump you're playing alone you'll be answering twice be easy for you Geminis how did he know I was a Gemini what the [ __ ] I did not put my birthday not friendly not brother thank you [Music] it's a 2V1 fat there Target confirmed moving into position checking range Nice Shot emote on those clowns watch me is it always this easy I gotta make some pizza rolls for grogu when I return let's run it back how long will this take five minutes max understood all right guys I really need your help I think I [ __ ] up hey now this is what dreams when I die hydraulic press me the world needs to know what happens when a person gets hydraulic pressed what if that was me there's only one way to find out invite all of my loved ones and make me a hydraulic press able casket let's see I learned after using a sauna for a hundred days foreign ly navigating this Activia yogurt um could be another two to three minutes before I'm finished but if anyone wants to hang out afterwards we can play marbles this is my impression of those guys who steal viral tweets and use them as text over tick tocks that Pander towards women and always have over a million views [Music] [Music] [Music] [Laughter] [Music] all right oh thank God do you guys like this oh my God stop have you been affected by the slay epidemic did you start using it ironically and now it's an integral part of your vocabulary get some help call me at 888 you're not alone [Music] Tim and they just they just saw me this is so unfair they said that it's illegal for me to have the biggest ass they've ever seen I got a dump truck the new Starbucks CEO says he plans on working as a barista once a month and I used to work at Starbucks and I am so nice to everyone in customer service but if I walk into a Starbucks and I see the CEO making my drink do you have anything sweet yeah like maybe something a little fruity and like so sweet if we're actually no sugar no sugar at all a warm make it warm or iced I want to ice drink shake it with ice and then um with warm this doesn't taste right you need to remake it you never make it and why did it take so long why is the bathroom always closed why don't you have enough employees oh this is a line from a TV show or movie that is just so obviously written by a man I'll go first looks like the boys wearing their lesson do you totally miss being hit a little totally let's go find a sports bar stress meant a lot to me really yeah the spring of 2004 and I'd been having a hard few months damn I got a two syllable day of the distress a two-syllable damn that's a dream yeah oh they're so annoying I'm glad that you're my only female friend girls are always whining and crying over every little thing did you get your 27 flower bouquet it's one flower for every time you've crinkled your nose while you laughed other guys might not notice that but I'm not other guys listen there's a lot I don't know I don't know why I cry every time I see a hummingbird I don't know why I'm afraid of the color orange and when I'm with you I don't even know where I am sometimes who I am but there's one thing there's one thing I do know your hair looks perfect my life is like a video game trying hard to beat the stage oh while I am still collecting coins [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music]

Channel: J

Views: 36,119

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Id: xxUd7i1QTqI

Length: 15min 2sec (902 seconds)

Published: Fri Mar 31 2023