<i>LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
NOAH KAHAN</i> [APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ ♪ I'M REMEMBERING I PROMISED
TO FORGET YOU NOW ♪ ♪ BUT IT'S RAINING
AND I'M CALLING DRUNK ♪ ♪ AND MY MEDICINE IS DROWNING
YOUR PERSPECTIVE OUT ♪ ♪ SO I AIN'T TAKING ANY FAULT ♪ ♪ AM I HONEST STILL?
AM I HALF THE MAN
I USED TO BE? ♪ ♪ I DOUBT IT,
FORGET ABOUT IT, WHATEVER ♪ ♪ IT'S ALL THE SAME ANYWAYS ♪ ♪ I AIN'T PROUD OF ALL THE
PUNCHES THAT I'VE THROWN ♪ ♪ IN THE NAME OF SOMEONE
I NO LONGER KNOW ♪ ♪ FOR THE SHAME OF BEING YOUNG, DRUNK, AND ALONE ♪ ♪ TRAFFIC LIGHTS AND
A TRANSMITTER RADIO ♪ ♪ I DON'T LIKE THAT WHEN
THEY THREW ME IN THE CAR ♪ ♪ I GAVE YOUR NAME AS MY
EMERGENCY PHONE CALL ♪ ♪ HONEY IT RANG AND RANG
EVEN THE COPS THOUGHT YOU
WERE WRONG FOR HANGING UP ♪ ♪ I DIAL DRUNK,
I'LL DIE A DRUNK,
I'D DIE FOR YOU ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ I'M UNTETHERING FROM THE
PARTS OF ME YOU'D RECOGNIZE ♪ ♪ FROM CHARMING,
TO ALARMING IN SECONDS ♪ ♪ I'LL BE BEDRIDDEN, AND I'LL
LET THE PAIN METASTASIZE ♪ ♪ BUT THAT'S MORNING,
I'LL FORGET IT ♪ ♪ AND THE DIAL TONE
IS ALL I HAVE ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ I AIN'T PROUD OF ALL
THE PUNCHES THAT I'VE THROWN ♪ ♪ IN THE NAME OF SOMEONE
I NO LONGER KNOW ♪ ♪ FOR THE SHAME OF BEING YOUNG, DRUNK, AND ALONE ♪ ♪ TRAFFIC LIGHTS AND
A TRANSMITTER RADIO ♪ ♪ I DON'T LIKE THAT WHEN
THEY THREW ME IN THE CAR ♪ ♪ I GAVE YOUR NAME AS MY
EMERGENCY PHONE CALL ♪ ♪ HONEY IT RANG AND RANG
EVEN THE COPS THOUGHT YOU
WERE WRONG FOR HANGING UP ♪ ♪ I DIAL DRUNK,
I'LL DIE A DRUNK,
I'D DIE FOR YOU ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ I BEG YOU SIR
JUST LET ME CALL ♪ ♪ I'LL GIVE YOU
MY BLOOD ALCOHOL ♪ ♪ I'LL ROT WITH ALL
THE BURNOUTS IN THE CELL ♪ ♪ I'LL CHANGE MY FAITH
I'LL PRAISE THE FLAG ♪ ♪ LET'S WAIT I SWEAR
SHE'LL CALL ME BACK ♪ ♪ "SON, ARE YOU A DANGER
TO YOURSELF?" ♪ ♪ I BEG YOU SIR
JUST LET ME CALL ♪ ♪ I'LL GIVE YOU
MY BLOOD ALCOHOL ♪ ♪ I'LL ROT WITH ALL THE
BURNOUTS IN THE CELL ♪ ♪ I'LL CHANGE MY FAITH
I'LL KISS THE BADGE ♪ ♪ LET'S WAIT I SWEAR
SHE'LL CALL ME BACK ♪ ♪ "SON, WHY DO YOU DO
THIS TO YOURSELF?" ♪ ♪ AND I SAID ♪ ♪ I AIN'T PROUD OF ALL THE
PUNCHES THAT I'VE THROWN ♪ ♪ IN THE NAME OF SOMEONE
I NO LONGER KNOW ♪ ♪ FOR THE SHAME OF BEING YOUNG, DRUNK, AND ALONE ♪ ♪ TRAFFIC LIGHTS AND
A TRANSMITTER RADIO ♪ ♪ I DON'T LIKE THAT WHEN
THEY THREW ME IN THE CAR ♪ ♪ I GAVE YOUR NAME AS MY
EMERGENCY PHONE CALL ♪ ♪ HONEY IT RANG AND RANG
EVEN THE COPS THOUGHT YOU
WERE WRONG FOR HANGING UP ♪ ♪ I DIAL DRUNK,
I'LL DIE A DRUNK,
I'D DIE FOR YOU ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ I'LL DIE FOR YOU SNL ♪ ♪ OR AT LEAST SERIOUSLY
INJURE MYSELF ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ I AIN'T PROUD OF ALL THE
PUNCHES THAT I'VE THROWN ♪ ♪ IN THE NAME OF SOMEONE
I NO LONGER KNOW ♪ ♪ FOR THE SHAME OF BEING YOUNG, DRUNK, AND ALONE ♪ ♪ TRAFFIC LIGHTS AND
A TRANSMITTER RADIO ♪ ♪ I DON'T LIKE THAT WHEN
THEY THREW ME IN THE CAR ♪ ♪ I GAVE YOUR NAME AS MY
EMERGENCY PHONE CALL ♪ ♪ HONEY IT RANG AND RANG
EVEN THE COPS THOUGHT YOU
WERE WRONG FOR HANGING UP ♪ ♪ I DIAL DRUNK,
I'LL DIE A DRUNK,
I'D DIE FOR YOU ♪ [APPLAUSE]
