Night Vale Presents: Episode 1 "The Family Fiasco" (WTNV)

before you pulled the headset off what I thought cracklin hadn't been too terrified by the effect Cecil diesel you listening to me Steve cars burg Cecil C is like you just missed deep craziest of crazies lights helicopters dancing dog pop ma argument secret police crying clowns falling-out with your sister coming here crashing on your couch for a week is technically I'm homeless hey cause I'm at the couch you know Harvey it spits get big breaking if white is hazing you gotta do the book you know you can't be lazy family hey your oh boy what you been doing all day we've been doing this since 11:00 a.m. time flies when you're baking no it doesn't see Goldberg what is going on here I've got a resting heart rate of 24 beats per minute Cecil it's incredible his heart can pump fuel into a jet plane don't touch him don't even look at him Carlos he'll take your soul I mean I thought 24 beats was pretty cool so go away every time we touch I get this feeling we have to do something about Steve I'm not done Oh Burke there's no way it's only a week I didn't even agree to a day he has thoroughly rustled my jimmies I'm sure he'll make up with your sister soon a word in the kitchen Kraus I'm an albatraoz everything I love leaves me just one word do not see so that's two words then try this don't okay okay if you just talk to your sister I'm sure she'll take them back and in the meantime maybe even so you can start your long I thought we agreed not to eat these these validating these his satanic powers are you over me do you understand okay Cecil is everything okay everything is absolutely fine I have not seen Stevens so Juan Carlos which means you and I finally get a long time which means you can talk science to me of course tell me that the scientific property of of ice cream ice cream mom and I just read the label labels are bad actually means Blaney just stop you there um not all labels are bad like I read a label earlier and it said bleach do not drink so obviously I drank some um for reasons so you're a scientist and I just want to brush my teeth I couldn't borrow to a brush drive in our garden all them okay cool okay I need two and a half staplers 42 rolls of scotch tape and III also need some post-it notes if you can get them insert the colors for me I need three and blue through them and blood orange and the last one so I swear to god Patricia if you get them from oh I would take those posts notes and I'm sure a good evening listeners before we go straight to the weather we're gonna take some calls so call her one you're on the air hi Cecil it's me it's Steve okay so I was at your house and then I'm living and then so I put the washing on okay what I'm trying to say is I put the washing in the oven and I your ovens on fire thank you for that call Steve we'll be back right after the weather you gotta do the cooking by the book oh my god the way is Lizzie you come into my house bringing this hideous wheat and wheat by-product which you know is illegal I just really enjoy baking zis you can't have baking as an identity Steve I've done you have a complaint living like the merry game with your baking in my house use that they were moist Cecil I paused myself that I would not cry tonight I've broken that wrong with five times I will not break it it's sick we need to do something about this you think Steve is over there having a nervous breakdown no he's having a nerve I know nervous breakdown I didn't say it on purpose what is the solution here I don't know cause you're the scientist you come up with yeah

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Length: 8min 16sec (496 seconds)

Published: Mon Nov 28 2016