New Yorkers Reveal Craziest Thing They've Seen on the Subway

SO ANYWAY, THE NEW YORK SUBWAY IS NOT JUST CROWDED, IT'S A CRAZY PLACE. AND TO PROVE THAT, WE WENT OUT ON THE STREET HERE IN BROOKLYN AND ASKED PEOPLE GETTING OFF IT TO SHARE THE CRAZIEST THING THEY EVER SAW ON THE SUBWAY. >> WHAT IS THE CRAZIEST THING YOU'VE EVER SEEN ON THE SUBWAY? >> THIS ONE WOMAN SPILLED HER OATMEAL. THEN A KID, SOMEONE ELSE'S KID, TRIED EATING IT. SO BAD. >> THIS GUY SITTING NEXT TO ME, HE REACHES INTO HIS CVS BAG AND GRABS A DEODORANT AND OPENS IT AND STARTS PUTTING IT ALL OVER HIS BODY. LIKE ON TOP OF HIS CLOTHES. JUST PAINTING HIS BODY WITH THIS STICK OF DEODORANT. >> IT'S CRAZY BUT I SEE A LOT OF RATS. ONES RUN ACROSS SEVEN PEOPLE, OKAY, I'M OUT OF HERE. >> THE BUCK NAKEDNESS, THE NAKED WOMEN. >> PEOPLE PEEING IN A CUP, THEN WHEN THE TRAIN LIKE STOPS THEY JUST DROP THE CUP AND THE PEE SLOSHED ALL OVER THE TRAIN. >> I HAVE SEEN AN OLDER GENTLEMAN CHASE A YOUNG WOMAN WITH A CANE, TO BEAT HER, FOR NO REASON. >> I SAW A GUY, LIKE HALLOWEEN, WAITING FOR THE TRAIN LATE NIGHT, AND THE TRASH BARGE SHOWED UP. THIS KID JUST GOT ON THE TRASH BARGE AND RODE IT AWAY. AND I'M FAIRLY CERTAIN HE'S DEAD NOW. >> I DON'T REMEMBER. AS I SAID, I DON'T USE THE SUBWAY. BUT IT WASN'T CRAZY, IT WAS VERY COMMON WHEN I WAS YOUNG, THAT MEN WOULD STAND ON THE PLATFORM OUTSIDE AND AS YOU WERE IN THE SUBWAY LOOKING OUT, THEY TENDED TO MASTURBATE. BUT IT WAS, YOU KNOW, SORT OF NORMAL. YOU DIDN'T EVEN REACT TO IT. >> HOW FUN. >> YEAH. >> BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE NEW YORK CITY BOARD OF TOURISM.

Channel: Jimmy Kimmel Live

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Length: 2min 3sec (123 seconds)

Published: Fri Oct 20 2017