Negan's Best Moments

hell you're all gonna be doing that did you hear that he said suck my nuts oh my goodness look at this you guys look at my dirty girl so back to it buddy he's still i there know it seems like you're trying to speak but you just took a hell of a hit i just popped your skull so hard your eyeball just popped out and it is gross as [ __ ] i am sorry i truly am but i did say it no exceptions lucille is thirsty she's a vampire bat was a joke that bad kid now yourself paul my what you're a lefty no good that hurt no sure it's supposed to all right get down on the ground kid next to daddy spread them wings you got a panty yeah sorry kit it's gonna be as cold as the warlocks ball sack just like he was hanging his balls back above you and dragged it right across your forearm you'd be a little leverage please please please don't please come get me i ain't doing [ __ ] ah rick i want you to take your axe cut your son's left arm off right on that line now i know i know you're gonna have to process that for a second that makes sense still though i'm gonna need you to do it for all these people are gonna die then carl dies then the people back home die and then you eventually we keep you breathing for a few years just so you can stew on it we understand you understand yeah i'm not sure that rick does i want to need a clean cut right there on that line now i know this is a screwed up thing to ask but it's going to have to be like a salami slice rick this needs to happen now chop chop or i will crush the little fellas scone myself oh really kid you should go before you find out how dangerous we all are well pardon me young man excuse the [ __ ] out of my goddamn french but did you just threaten me look i get threatening davey here but i can't have it not him not me just put it down don't be rude rick we are having a conversation here now boy where were we oh yeah your giant man-sized balls no threatening else listen i like you so i don't want to go hard proving a point here you don't want that i said half your [ __ ] and half is what i say it is i'm serious do you want me to prove how serious again [Music] you know rick this whole thing reminds me that you have a lot of guns there's all the guns you took from my outpost when you wasted all my people with a [ __ ] ton of your own guns and i'm betting there's even more which adds up to an absolute ass load of guns and as this little emotional outburst has made crystal clear i can't allow that they're all mine now so tell me rick where are my guns come on kid i'll show you around you know you do the same damn stink guys you're dead except it's only half as good because well you know you're missing out you really not gonna take my hand cause you're lucky you even still have a hand yeah i am not gonna have time to screw any of my wives today i mean maybe one number one do not shatter my image of you you're a badass you're not scared of [ __ ] don't be scared of me it's a disappointment number two you really want me to ruin your surprise screw you kid seriously screw you check this out some of that stuff can be yours if you work hard and play by the rules respect [Music] cool huh they're still on their knees as you were let's get started started on what i want to get to know you a little better carl why working out you're smart in fact i'm gonna tell you just how smart you are in case you don't already know see i'd expect a kid your age to be moping around not doing a damn thing except crying about missing the prom but you you go on a mission you find me you kill two of my men and you're smart enough to know that i'm not gonna let this slide [Music] ah i can't i can't do it it's like talking to a birthday present you gotta take that crap off your face i want to see what grandma got me you really want to piss me off almost there [Music] get that air out of your face let me see christ that is disgusting no wonder you cover that up have you seen it i mean have you looked in the mirror that is gross as hell i can see your socket [Music] i want to touch it oh come on can i touch [Music] it damn you know i didn't mean to hurt your feelings or anything i was just screwing around what do you like to do for fun you like music i want you to sing me a song what yeah you mowed down two of my men with a machine gun i want something in return for that sing me a song i i i can't think of anything [ __ ] what'd your mom used to sing you would your dad play in the car start singing okay okay okay um you are my sunshine go on my only sunshine you make me happy when skies are gray do not let me distract you young man you never know dear how much i love you so please don't take my so trying away that's pretty good lucille loves being sung too it's about the only thing she loves more than bashing in brains weird huh your mother saying that to you where is she now damn dad huh you see it happened i shot her before i could damn no wonder you're a little serial killer in the making i could never do this with rick he would just be standing there scouting giving me that annoying side eye he gives me all right talk to me spencer talk to me about rick but you should know that rick grimes has a history of not working well with others is that so rick wasn't the original leader here my mom was she was doing a really good job of it she died not long after rick showed up same with my brother same with my dad so everything was peachy here for what years and then rick shows up and suddenly you're an orphan that is the saddest story i've ever heard good thing for you he's not in charge anymore doesn't matter his ego is out of control he'll find a way to screw things up to try and do things his way to take over that's what he did with my mom again what exactly are you proposing to be done about that i am my mother's son i can be the leader she was that's what this place needs that's what you need so i should put you in charge that's what you're saying we'd be much better off you know i'm thinking spencer i'm thinking how rick threatened to kill me how he clearly hates my guts but he is out there right now gathering [ __ ] for me to make sure i don't hurt any of the fine people that live here he is swallowing his hate and getting [ __ ] done that takes guts and then there's you the guy who waited for rick to be gone so he could sneak over and talk to me to get me to do his dirty work so he could take rick's place so i gotta ask if you want to take over why not just kill rick yourself and just take over what no no i didn't i don't you know what i'm thinking because i have a guess it's because you got no guns [Applause] [Music] [Music] how embarrassing there they are they were inside you the whole time you did have guts i've never been so wrong in my whole life [Music]

Channel: RED Ratchet

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Keywords: Negan, The Walking Dead, amc The Walking Dead, Negan's Best moments

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Length: 15min 54sec (954 seconds)

Published: Sun Jan 08 2017