"Take a look at my new neighbour." "She's mine and I
am crazy about her." "Slowly, the story began. Beloved." "Listen, someone has chosen it." "Every moment, he is in my eyes." "When our eyes met, I
was targeted. Friends." "Whole night I am awake." "My heart doesn't listen to me." "It waits for whole night." "This is my thought
it is very wonderful." "This is my thought
it is very wonderful." "Take a look at my new neighbour." "Take a look at my new neighbour." "Friends." The ringing of the alarm
doesn't bother this child. You are talking ablut the alarm? Alarm? A fire brigade could go
ringing past and he won't know. Papa, why are you being
sarcastic early in the morning? Get up.. Is this how you wake up kids?
- I'm a heart patient. I could get a heart
attack if I laugh too much. Why are you getting angry?
What has my poor baby done? The problem is he has
done nothing till now. Have you given a
thought to your future? My future is very bright.
I'll be a famous cricketer. Won't you take up a job?
- Only after you retire. Mom, tell him I've done MBA. Any job I get will fetch
much more than you earn. Take him out of my sight! At my
age, I don't want to be a killer! Not another word
from either of you! I'll get you breakfast.
You're late for work. Now I know who my son takes after! Do you know today is Sunday? I have a cricket match! Move.. Bye mother, bye. -Run
fast for Sachin Tendulkar.. ..is chewing his
nails waiting for you! Hurry.. one more! Come back, fast.
- Good, very good. Raju Hit this shot at my girl's den.
- But I heard she's engaged. But I've got a setting
with her sister. - Shut up! You're 24 and she's 16.
Want to scare the kid? Just bat man..
- Throw the ball. Oh God, we are done for! Whose girl stays here?
- Who is it? Who hit this shot? Oh dear. - Who hit that shot?
Have you no manners? Fool! Want me to come up? Its ok dear. This is to attract
attention from girls. I'll show them! I won't spare them. You'll get thrashed! Not a word out of you. Don't
mess with me in my colony. Throw the ball. Yes! Come on,
hurry up. Make it fast. Hurry up, pass me the ball. Hey! Catch the ball.
Catch the ball. Come on, hurry up.. one more,
one more. Throw it fast. Pooja, get my bag. Fast Take care.. that's
my guru's photograph. Come on, Karan! Make it fast. Now what?
- Nothing. Let's see. I think we'll have a problem.
- I'm with you guys. Hey relax. Good shot. Who hit it? I'm Sachin Tendulkar of the colony. Impressed. It happens.. people get
impressed when they meet me. What are you doing this evening?
- I'm free.. Where do you live?
- Me! Right ahead. But.. this.. You're free this evening.
Find somebody to fix the pane. Get an eye check for you see
no difference in a stadium.. ..and colony. Got it, Mr. Sachin Tendulkar. Boss.. problem? Forget it. The
neighbours have just moved in. Why mess with them?
- Them or her? "My heart calls out to you." "My heart calls out to you." "I am restless and
can't bear the ache." "My heart calls out to you." "I am restless and
can't bear the ache." "The breeze is balmy." "Trying to kiss me." "Wrapping itself around me.." "Dancing in my perfume." "Shameless wind, don't hold me." "Move out of my
path don't delay me." "I glide like the cloud." "I am addressed as
the rain filled cloud." "My heart is filled with
love and calls out to you." "I am restless and
can't bear the ache." What are you doing?
- Pardon.. breathing fresh air. Air? Where is it?
- I ate it. Donkey, tell me why
did you wake so early? You abuse me if I sleep late
you curse me if I wake early.. That's the limit. Learn to
take right decisions in life. Sorry, Pop. Now please
go and buy some sugar. I've done MBA.
It doesn't befit me to buy sugar. Send somebody else to get it. I'll pray to God to make you
my father in the next birth. I'll take my revenge then.
I won't spare you! Here you are. Mind you
every cloth should sparkle. My dress should look bright.
- Don't worry. Puja!
-Puja? What a lovely name.
- Yes, mother? What are you doing?
- I'm boiling milk. I'll do that. You get the clothes.
- Very well. Stay here. Pooja will get some
more clothes. Lovely, come on. Sir, what's wrong?
- Who're you? Washer-man. Okay.
-Sir Eat four green chilies.
They will help. Do chilies clear the throat?
- No, they clear the stomach. Pandey in flat number 10
too was constipated like you. He yelled like you.
- Does this sound like yelling? Don't you understand music? I'm a classical singer,
guru's best disciple. The guru is God. I
pay obeisance to thee. Move. Move. At his age, it's not right
for him to lift weights. A wooden stick would be
better for walking support. That's grandpa's
daily exercise rod. He bends it in the morning and
straightens it every evening. He's been a fight master
of South films for 25 years. Take this. All together they are 12.
I want them all back. When Makhan washes clothes,
he returns 24 instead of 12. "There is a spot on my drape,
how do I wash it.." How are you?
- Why? Went to get their clothes? No, went to give them milk.
- You're offended. They're new here. As a good
neighbour, I just wanted to know.. Who lives inside?
- Don't know, I have weak eye sight. The doctor said my
eyes need an operation.. You know how expensive that is. Here. I need an operation
not buy some eye pencil. I'll charge 20 rupees
per head. Acceptable or.. Stop. Now tell me. The grandfather is the eldest. Then?
- His son, Shastri. Okay then. Then there's mother.
She's an angel. Angel. And?
- A little girl, Lovely. Cute girl. Who else? And. My throat hurts talking so much.
Think I'll get it operated. Do you have 50 rupees? Here and get your neck chopped! Pooja.. There's nobody quite like her. She laughs and makes others laughs.
She's very pretty. And the best part is she's single. Hurry up. Can't trust time. Can't be sure when she'll
become somebody's beloved. - "There is a spot on my drape.."
- How can that be? Just wait and watch. Nobody
but me can be in Pooja's life. Thank you. Thank you. Great! Why don't you meet MTV?
They encourage new talent. Right.
- Relax guys. First Raja will decide
whom he wants to encourage. Actually I'm planning on
starting my own music channel. Oh wow.
- Music channel? What will be the name
of this private channel? RGGG. It means Raja sings, is
singing and will continue to sing. No, RGG means. Raja is great,
greater, greatest and cool. Cool.
- Guess what. Principal sir has called us to
the social hall in ten minutes. Why? Some Shastri is giving a
lecture on classical music. Classical music! Thank you. Students I'm K. Shastri. The new music and dance
teacher of this University. I greet each one of you. Everyone has forgotten
Indian Classical music. With music in the heart
one can appreciate beauty. When one strums the sitar, you
experience the presence of God. As if He sings for you. I am here to tuition
for an hour everyday. Any doubts? Do you want to ask
something? Or say something? Me, I want to say something.
- Go on. Wake up, bossy.
India is in 21st century. The days of holding the branch
and staring at the moon are over. This is the time to go to
the moon and rock and roll. Do one thing, sell your
violin and buy a guitar. You'll dance through life. Come on, boys. Hey you, Michael Jackson! You've spoken your piece.
Now listen to us. Man has reached the moon but
only from earth can he see it. You see the glitter of the
west but the sun rises here first! You are a fan of Michael Jackson. But in that very
country every child dances.. ..to Pandit Ravi Shankar,
Bismillah Khan and Zakir Hussein. Babe, we are all emotional fools. Mad fools. Western is Western. Jazz, rap,
rock-n-roll, Cha Cha Cha.. Indian classical music?
Only crying, weeping, sorrow. There is no comparison of
Indian and Western classical music. Shall we have a competition? - Who has got more guts?
- Yes, of course, no problem. Hey buddy! Give me the guitar. Raja! Raja! What are you doing? Buddies, This guitar spoiled my life. Is this music? Noise all around! What is music if not this?
- Classical music. Raja will now start a new channel RLPD, Raja looking Pooja dancing. Sounds more like a love channel. I am in love, I am in love.
I am in love! Don't worry, babe. We'll be
together in our next birth Think about this life. What
if Pooja belongs to another? Nobody else could have the
choice of Raja the great. Nobody has the strength to
take Pooja away from me. Thief! Thief! Cut it! Let's do it once more. No, it as perfect. This year
you're getting the Filmfare trophy. Sir, Don't insult the artist. Look beyond Filmfare.
Talk of the Oscar. I ask you to pick a pocket.
Can't you do that much? He's new. Not yet a hero and
already carries a secretary! Get lost from here! Sir, why stop the shooting? Find it funny? You'll cry.
Your acting shops will shut down. My name will open the market. What do you think? If I call Yash,
will he think I need work? He'll send his assistant to get
a coconut the moment you call. Ram Gopal Varma too
makes decent movies. What do you think of him?
- I hear he doesn't pay well. But he'll adjust for you. Talk to him and see what he says. That's enough! I'm
fed up of your bluff! Wake up and climb down.
Remember what mother wrote? Your brother has started
looking for a tractor for you. Don't you remember what the priest
said? I'm tomorrow's superstar. I won't drive a tractor.
I'll be driving a Mercedes. But he also said this movie
will make you a superstar. Did it?
- No, pal. And the film has been shelved.
Is the priest fooling me? Priest, I am coming for you! No.. - Where are you
running old man? Sit down! You cheated me! I'll beat
the daylights out of you! I'll take away your bread,
clothes and house! No Listen to me first... Show me your hand, just once.. Palm.. okay. Why didn't I see this earlier?
You have a weak Jupiter. So? - You need outside support.
- What do you mean? Take a look at Hrithik,
Sanjay and Aamir.. They were not successful
till they got married. What's the surety that I'll
find a girl who'll bring me luck? You will definitely find her. Tell me more.
- Yes.. Blue scarf.. blue dress.. Pooja.. slow down. Her name will begin with P. Assume you've found the girl. She's the step to your career. Just climb it. Thank you. Sorry.
- Be careful, dear. Pooja, let's go. P.. Pooja. Take care, baby..
What are you doing? Mummy! - Where is everyone?
Don't cry, dear.. Mummy!
- Anyone home? Where is everyone? What is it?
- You should look after the child! Left her on the road!
Thank God, I was there! She would've come under a truck! Truck!
- Truck. - Truck. You be quiet. She's in shock.
Please take her in. Hold her. Come on.
- I asked you to take the kid in. Baby, fell down? I don't know how to thank you.
- By saying, I love you. I swear that will be great. I am so sorry. I broke your window pane.
- I forgive you on one condition. Promise me, henceforth you
won't break anything that's mine. Vessels, TV or heart..
- Excuse me? I just said it..
- Thanks, what's your name? My name is Raju, MBA. I'll take leave but do let me
know if you need anything done. I did need something.
There's no sugar at home. Do you know any shop?
- It'll be costly in a shop. I am like family. I have a
ration card. I'll get you sugar. I'll fill your life with sweetness. Love weighs a lot. God,
what else can happen to me? Father! Where is he coming from? What do I do with this sugar? Raju! What? Tell me. What are you doing here?
- I came.. for potatoes. Where are they?
- I ate them. Don't I feed you enough
that you ate raw potatoes? You always crib.
- Sugar! Come quick! - Get lost! Why are you stopping them?
Let them take the rubbish. How? Drop the sugar!
- Is it yours? - No.. Then? - I don't eat sugar.
Come on. I will come. Drop it! Stealing! Hey! Wake up, I've got somebody to.. ..give every information about her. Good day, that's all in the news Before it began? - I used to
be Doordarshan, aired free. Now I'm Star TV.
I charge even to greet you. Pooja Who is with her? Her grandfather. Jogs
morning and evening. Don't know why and where he jogs.
But he keeps running. Chotu Found the way to get to her. What are you doing?
- Sure shot of heroine liking hero. Hero saves heroine's relative.
- I don't get it. The old man runs
with head held high He'll fall in this gutter.
I'll save him and become a hero. What's the fisherman for?
- By chance.. I can't get the old man.. The
gutter empties into the sea. We'll save him with his help. He's coming. Hide.. move. Move. There comes the old man.. Fall! Fall.. Yes! Help Is anyone around.. Oh my God. Has somebody fallen in?
- Yes. Pooja, don't worry. I'm a strong,
powerful single boy. I'll risk my life to save her. Father, I'm coming to save you!
God, give me the strength! Boss! Grandpa!
- Good God! Come on, Pooja!
- Don't let go! Boss! - Shall we go to
the sea to find him? Yes, come on. What are you doing?
Give that to me. Raju, MBA. What are you doing here?
- Mother, you.. You should've told me you
wanted to clean the house. Why do you have to do it?
- Never be rude with.. ..one who is trying to come close. No, dear. You are like family.. Let it be. Here you are. Clean up the entire house. First let me do your room..
- I already did that. Do the other rooms. If you
need any help, ask mother. Okay, bye. Will you do everything?
- Of course. Oh, how sweet.. My curry! Oh God, my curry.
- Wonderful. God, don't you feel sorry
joking with a little child? Uncle Ramu.. Such a young servant?
Call the master. Why don't I call Ravana?
Do I look like a servant? What's in a name? They all clean the house.
- Just shut up. So you know English also?
I like it, I like it. You studied in a night
school under candle light? Take this money and drink milk
everyday. Good for the brain. One more word and I'll..
- Excuse me. Michael Jackson.
- You. Poo, why are you embarrassing me? Poo! It's as if you opened my eyes.
Raju broke the guitar! Now Raja will only play violin. Oh Poo, you look
stunning when you laugh. What is going on?
- Mr. Shastri! Sire! Let go of my foot.
- No! I won't leave till you agree
to coach me in classical music! You were singing a different
tune What happened all of a sudden? The world changed in a flash.
Please teach me.. Not you.
- Father, teach him. He's a good boy.
- Alright. I agree but only
because you recommend him. Okay, then I'll come
here every evening at 5. No, I'll come to your house. I have a dog.
- Tie him up. Granny..
- Tie her up too. Don't tie her.
I'll come tomorrow. 5? But..
- 5 pm. Address? Keepcard thoughhe isa nobody
-I'llbe some one guri What is guri?
- I mean guru. In English? He's mad. You're lucky because father
doesn't coach anyone personally. Oh no!
- Anyways thanks.. You called me a loving,
handsome and good boy. Shall we go for a long drive?
- No, thanks. Then I'll go alone. Bye uncle Ramu. Hey, if ever you come here.. You'll go home broken in
an ambulance not this bike. What is your problem, Ramu uncle? Not Ramu, I'm the future
son-in-law of this family. Oh, you mean, Poo and you..
- Yes, Very soon I'll
be carrying Poo away. I don't mind. I don't mind. You may carry her but
bring her home in time. Try to understand. Pooja
is mine. I saw her first. That's the middle class problem. A girl is a seat in a local train. Is the seat yours
because you put your bag on it? Look man . Nobody has the power to
take Pooja away from Raja. I'll show you..
- No point.. In addition to you, a horse named.. ..Ram is in the race for Pooja. Horse?
- Third? That's your cash. Got the job?
An old man will come running. You have to stop him
and threaten to mug him. Then I'll make my hero's entry.
And you must run with fear. We won't run with fear.
We'll walk away. Get it? Okay but make a move now. Enough of jogging.
Now hear me carefully. Give me your valuables..
- Old man, hurry up or.. Don't you hear?
Hurry, we don't have time. We might get angry..
- Stop! What are you doing? Bullying a weak old man?
Touch me if you have the guts! Just a minute, son..
- Uncle, don't' worry. The most competent, single
boy in city is with you. I won't spare them!
- Just a minute. Stand here.. What were you saying?
- We'll show you! Yes! Wow! Hey grandpa! You are the best. Come on Pooja, let's go. Nobody told us Jackie Chan
left China to live in India. The old man was great.
Let's go home. Rocky, my docky. Pigeons made their mark in
every love story so far. You'll be the first dog
to help in a love story. A bald man will come here. Bite off half a kilo
chunk of his flesh. So he is unable to come here
and I get to go to Poo's house. Oh Raja. Go Rocky, go. Bite him! Raja Where are you?
- Bite him! May I come in? Hello, how are you? Eat this, good, good. Very good. Very nice dog. Very, very
nice dog. Take one more. Very good dog. Very good. I knew dogs like biscuits. He's a good dog.
- Yes but he's not loyal. He's a bad guard! Will you stand here or do we go in?
- Yes, please. Please come in. This is my grandma. Grandma, priest. - Priest? Pooja's father. - How are you? Very well. In tune. Raja is full of praise..
- Thank you. Of Pooja. I keep telling what
fantastic music you taught her. Work this magic on me too.
- Definitely. Sure, I will.
- I'll arrange for some tea. Coffee not tea.
- Sir, please take a seat. Thank you.
- Please. Raja Melody is most
essential is music, not noise. Hear me carefully and sing. Sing. Raja I think you made a mistake
in listening. Try again. Raja Sing higher. Yes. Is this height fine? Oh Raja I asked you to raise
your pitch not your height. I told you to sing higher. Okay sing high, sing high. Disgusting. Raja Raja, sing from inside.
- Okay. Oh Raja Where are you going?
- To the bedroom. Why?
- You asked me to sing from in. I didn't mean inside.
I meant within. Okay, you mean inside. He understands English faster.
Sing with force. Okay. Yes. Yes, sing. Guri There's force in my voice.
Raja sings, glass shatters. No, the force is in the stone
that people threw at your window. Pay attention. I'll kill you. I'll kill you..
- You're dead.. You're dead.. Killing music! I wont' spare you! Sir, sir.
- I wont' spare you! Let go! Leave my son! You, shut up! Get out of my house!
- Grandma, no. Get out of my house!
- Insulting Shastri at home! No! - I won't come here to
teach you. You come to my house! Okay! Grandma! You are great! You
are just too good. I love you. You did what my dog couldn't! I love you grandma, I love you. Did the old man's mother give
birth to him after seeing Rambo? Chatu Chotu, Get up! I'm so upset and
you're sleeping in peace! Don't hit hard. We have no money
for doctors in case I am hurt. Even bandages are expensive. Bandage.. doctor.. Hospital, wow, idea. Yes mother, I'll get the pumpkin. Hello, uncle Raju, are you going
to buy vegetables? Get me 100 grams of cottage cheese. I just love cottage cheese. I prohibited you from coming here.
- Look at my lovely face. Do I look like I'll
accept your terms quietly? No, never. Where is Poo?
- Lovely. - Catch me. Lovely.. Lovely. This is your last station.
Park the car here. You?
- Remember me? I'm Ram. Ram?! I saved your grandfather from
the gutter. And the hoodlums.. Yes. Do you remember me?
- Who? Gramps!
- What are you doing here? What happened to you?
- Gramps.. I had no idea my life would
be in danger for saving you. The hoods saw my house.
Instead of going to the gym.. They beat me up to make their body.
- Oh no. I'm fed up of this derogatory life.
I don't know what to do. Why don't you die?
- That's just what I'll do. I'll give up my
life at your doorstep. This is a good place.
I'll die right here. - Listen. Listen..
- Grandpa is saying something. This side. After today, nobody will
have the guts to touch you. I'll make you tough. Come here for training at 7 am. Really? You are great!
Man, the chariot driver. Part 1, 2 and 3. That's enough.
Go and rest. Listen.. is this yours?
- Yes. Where did you find it?
- You left it at the hood location. Take it and tell me
what reward do I get? Nothing because I threw it away. It was old. Whether old or new, it is yours. Our love story begins at 7 am. "I belong to the
beautiful girl and the.. - Hey you. ..beautiful girl is my sweetheart.."
- Hey bad look! - Oh, you hero. Yes brother? Wait, let me talk. Look, we
know you came here for Poo. But let me make it
very clear to you. But we're ahead in the line.
- Me not we. Because Pooja is only mine.
- It always happens in films. The villains chase the heroine. Hero enters late
but exits with her. Try to understand.
You are wait listed. He's in RAC. But my
seat is confirmed. Stop it. Pooja is my career.
- Pooja is my music! Pooja is my love!
- Raja is getting angry! He'll box both of you!
- I swear by the Maker.. I'm not wearing bangles!
- C'mon then. I'll kill you! I'll kill you!
- Speak in Hindi. I'll kill you!
- Somebody help me. Somebody help me! Let go my leg. - Hey guys! What are you doing? - Nothing.. I thought you were fighting.
- Not at all. It's love. Love..
- Relax. Okay, bye. Bye, bye, bye! Bravo! Hit him! Wow, Raju great. Hit him! Hit him! Get up! Raju! Hit him, hit him! Pull his leg. Come on, hit him harder! Hit him! Grab his neck. Hit him . Raju! Very good, hit him!
- Hit him, Raju! Hit him! Well done. - Raja hit him.
- Hit him harder with your leg! Good. Very good. Fight and die here. So the government can rename
this Raju Raja Ram Garden. All three of you are
handsome and young. Who knows if Pooja loves you? I think each of you
should get a fair chance. Do you agree? Decide in a game. Just as people played Kaun
Banega Crorepati (game show).. You can play, Who
will be Pooja's husband? It's no joke.
- I am serious. There's only one
way to achieve Pooja. Each of you must try his
own way of winning Pooja. Fight the world for love,
not each other. Challenge.
- Accepted. I am the best, I am the best. "All night long.." "Sleep eludes my eyes." "Sleep eludes my eyes all night." "The heart is anxious." "The heart waits night and day." "The heart waits night and day
and is restless all the time." "I am thinking of you." "I am thinking of you." "Dear friend, take a
look at my new neighbour." "I am her admirer
though she knows not." "I'm in love, my beloved." "Hark my words." "The one I have chosen is unaware." "He is in my heart all the time." "I fell in love the
moment our eyes met." "I was targeted, my friend.." "Sleep eludes my eyes all night." "The heart is anxious." "The heart waits night and day." "I am thinking of you." "I am thinking of you." "Dear friend, take a
look at my new neighbour." "She may be impulsive
but she will be my queen." "She shies from love
but she will love me." "My admirer is
naughty raised with love." "He is vast as the stars
and has stolen my heart." "Somebody tell her, I love her." "Friends.." "Sleep eludes my eyes all night." "The heart is anxious." "The heart waits night and day." "I am thinking of you." "I am thinking of you." "Dear friend, take a
look at my new neighbour." Sir, bless me. Sir, it's my first day.
Treat me with some love. Did you think I'd
teach you with kid gloves? Sir. Sir. Shut up. Listen. No, sir. I'll learn. Fast.. Move your hands fast. 53, 54, 55, 56.. get up! No, sir.
- You fool. Come on horse, move.
- Horse? 104..105.. let go off me. I will learn! Come on horse, move. Sir, I'll learn! I'll learn. Oh God. He's killed me. What are you doing? Get off. He's sticking to me. Get off! Get here! Raju, Take this. Carry this too. This too.
Take care It mustn't fall. C'mon! Did your mother teach you to cook?
- Yes mother. She says the girl who
marries me will be lucky.. I'll feed her pudding. Will you have some?
- If you make it. I'll make such delicious pudding
that you'll lick your fingers. Such a sweet boy! Carrot pudding.. - He'll feed them..
- Raju.. - Come on. Please..
- I am coming. Please come.
- What? Please sit down. Thanks!
- Mother.. get the plates. The pudding is turning cold.
- Coming, son. - Wow. Pooja, Why don't you serve?
- Yes, do that. Mother..
- Chicken, how dare you? No, no Pooja this..
Mom! You did this on purpose! You
know we're Kanchipuram Iyenger! Carrot turning to chicken? Shut up!
Don't ever do this again. Take this away! I'll have to wash the house. What is going on? Where
did the chicken come from? Eat it, my son. No carrots no calories Eat the calories. Raju
made it with such love. Yes, eat it.
- You mean Raju uncle. - Eat it. You'll pay a heavy price.
Now you're on a diet. Hi Poo. - Hi. - You don't
know how beautiful you are. How to add 4 moons to it. Four moons?
- Yes four moons. No problem. Look, what have I got my Poo?
Gift.. open it. I don't accept gifts.
- But why? I got it made especially for you. Oh Poo, you would
look like an angel.. Beauty at its best. Please take it. Please. Okay. It's difficult to wear it
so I got this photo along. Everything will be opened now. Seeing you in this form.. The sari shrunk before wash? You! - Suicide, Raju, you'll
have to.. - I'll kill you. - Poo. Get out.
- Poo. "These are the people
who grabbed at my veil." "These are the people
who grabbed at my veil." "These are the people
who grabbed at my veil." War! "Where are you hiding.."
- Ram. Call me Kunwar Raghubeer Singh. Yes. To this day, I thought I was Ram. But today I know Ram is a lie.
The truth is Raghubeer and Radha. Radha? - I met the
accountant of Raghubeer's kingdom. he showed me a picture
and everything was clear. The others are small fry.
I am the original Devdas! Ram. What picture?
- This one. Ram, that's you and me!
- Raghubeer Singh and Radha. They couldn't be one. So they
jumped off a cliff to be one! It has come back to me.
Do you recall anything? No. Doesn't matter. It will
happen in this incarnation. I've been looking for you.
Where have you been? Forget it. A painter
has come to the colony. He's made such a sweet painting
of me for merely 150 rupees. He turned me into Hitler. Where are you going, Kunwar? Radha? Raghubeer Singh.
- Pooja. Happy Holi, friends!
Apply the Holi colours. Change the calender in
your house. Holi is tomorrow. I know, but you won't be able
to enter our colony tomorrow.. ..so I thought I'll
apply colour today itself. Why won't we be able to
enter your colony tomorrow? Because we have a
rule in our colony. That on Holi day, no
outsider can enter our colony. So how can you?
- What! Just think! Holi, Pooja, and me! With her soft hands, she will
apply colour to me all over. Holi is a nice
opportunity to exchange hearts. Oh no! How happy he is.
- And we two are so sad! That you are.
- Won't you ask why we are so sad? Why should I ask? I
know why you are sad. No, you don't. We are sad because
the few moments of happiness.. ..you were going to get
with Pooja, will be snatched. Why? - Because even we have
rented a house in this colony. Even we are going to
live here from tomorrow. And we will shout louder than you.
- What? It's Holi, today! "Colour me!" "The kohl in her eyes
makes my heart go crazy." "Your style mesmerizes me." "Your tinkling
anklets wound my heart." "There is no one who
is not mad about you." "Look carefully." "White, blue, green." "Her beauty is so vibrant." "She looks so gorgeous." "Look carefully." "White, blue, green." "Her beauty is so vibrant." "She looks so gorgeous." "Colour me!" "The strong winds
make your scarf fly." "Hold on to it." "I don't feel at
peace even for a moment." "Come into my arms." "I meet your eyes surreptitiously." "They pierce my heart." "Colour me!" "Colour me!" "I have never seen
such a scene here before." "My heart wants to lose
itself into these colours." "Keep a distance." "Don't scare me with your teasing." "We sing and rejoice." "Everyone is turned-on,
everyone on a high." "There's no one here
to take care of anyone." "Let these moments go on." "Let the time go by." "Colour me!" "Look carefully." "White, blue, green." "Her beauty is so vibrant." "She looks so gorgeous." "Colour me!" "Colour me!" "Colour me!" "Colour me!" Guru! Laxmi, father, our Prabhu has come. Guru, greetings! How are you? - I am fine.
- How are you? I am fine. - Greetings, uncle. How are you, Prabhu?
- I'm fine. It's all colourful here.
- It's Holi today. How come you are here? After winning a gold medal,
I left on an all India tour. Now that I am in this city.. how can I not come and
meet you all & Pooja? Where is Pooja?
- She is playing Holi. Pooja!
- Pooja! Prabhu! Pooja! Pooja! Pooja, take Prabhu inside. Go inside. - Let's go.
- I'll meet you all later. Prabhu and Pooja
make such a nice pair. Yes, they make an ideal couple. Let's go. Lovely, who is he? He is uncle Prabhakar, he
is very close to our family. Close to Pooja too?
- Yes, he is her best friend. Lovely, what were your
parents saying in Tamil? They were saying that uncle
Prabhakar will be my brother-in-law. Brother-in-law! Raju, hurry up, my girl is hungry. Please sir, no, no.
- Raju, make it fast. Sir, someone has come here. Sir, someone has come.. someone
has come for you, sir. Look! Lata! Oh dear Lata, how are you? Hello, aunt.. uncle. Hello, grandpa.
- Bless you.. Lata!
- Long live. Pooja, hi!
-What a surprise? What brings you here?
- I've come to do MBA. Wow, MBA, not bad. You didn't write or call us. How
come you made this sudden plan? I wanted to give a surprise..
let's go upstairs. There is a lot to talk to you.
- Pooja is so happy. Raju, Look here! Continue with your tune. Okay! I surrender. I know all the three
have come here for me. If they are after me, let
them be. It hardly matters. Wait. I think you
are making a mistake. The guys who can come up to your
home to get you, must be serious. I know. All three act like heroes. They come in the morning dressed
as heroes, and leave as zeros! Is it just these three guys
who are crazy about you, or.. "Your crazy lover, promises." "I will always keep you happy." Good morning, Pooja. Good morning, Prabhu. Prabhu, she is Lata.
- Lata, meet Prabhu. I've heard a lot about you.
- Hello. Pooja, she is Lata, but who
are those three guys downstairs? Those three? Come, I'll
introduce you to them. - Let's go. Come, Prabhu. Raju, he is Prabhu. Prabhu,
meet Raju. His name is Prabhakar, isn't it? Only Pooja calls me Prabhu. For
everyone else, I am Prabhakar. Raju, Your speed of cutting
doesn't look like you are cutting.. ..the bottle gourd. It looks like you are slowly and
torturously, murdering it. - Aunt. No Prabhakar, Raju is
a very intelligent boy. He cuts faster than me. Shall I also try?
- No! Why not? Please come. Cut all of it for the salad. Don't cut your hand, Prabhakar.
- I'll be careful. My speed was not that fast today. Pooja, let's go. He's done a miracle! Up! He is Ram. Ram, meet Prabhu. Hello. What are you doing? Can't you see? I am
practicing karate kicks. If you hit harder, the
punch bag won't scream in pain. This is not kid's play.
You go and play with Lovely. Let me try.
- Take care of your loin cloth. You take care of yourself. Third degee blck belt
from Shamil temple of Chennai. That's what you call a kick. Now, get up. And he is the third guy, Raja.
Raja, he's Prabhu. Hi! Hello.. Raja, what are you doing? Singing.
- Oh singing. I'm playing the musical notes.
I'll show you how they are played. Wow, Prabhu! That was great. Guru. - Heard him? That's
what you call music! Fool. If you practice for
10-20 years, then maybe.. Pooja, let's go. Kill him! Kill the baldy! Kill him. Don't mind, but what are you doing? We are removing the
thorn in our side. He's not just a single thorn,
he's a whole shrub of thorns. The talent we don't have
in all of us put together.. ..the baldy has it all in him. Forget the guy! Friends, I think, in the climax.. this Baldy is going
to get the girl. We'll have to do something. I'd say, let's get
the Baldy kidnapped. Yes. Out of the way, he won't
be able to do anything. I'd say, let's put a
bomb in his pants. Forget Pooja, he won't be
worthy of any girl then. Are you mad? We have loved. And in love,
you sacrifice your life.. ..you don't kill. This love is not so patient
where the guy was being stoned.. ..and the girl was
singing a sad song. We are today's lovers. If anyone
throws even one stone at us.. ..we'll break a whole
mountain on his head! Everything is fair in love and war. And it is a war..
- War. Okay. Wow, Prabhu, what a car. It's imported from Germany.
- Ms Pooja! You are new to this city.
If you want to go shopping.. I'll take you. Where do I sit?
- No, thank you. Look, we are celebrating
Pooja's birthday tonight. We'll shop and come. You
make arrangements for the party. Cool, sun bathing. Make arrangements for
the baldy's funeral. What do you mean?
- I cut his brake wires! You stupid! Even Pooja is with him. So what? I.. oh no!
- Idiot! Let's go! Pooja, how do you
feel riding this car? Pooja! Stop! This car runs very fast. Go fast . Stop the car!
- Pooja. Stop the car, Pooja!
- They are following us. All the three boys
are following us? Poo! I think they want to
tell us something. No! They want to
have a race with us Race? With us? Challenge.
- Challenge. I will teach them a lesson. They won't even ride
a cycle after today. Pooja, keep watching. Poo!
- Pooja! Break! We'll leave them 300
kilometers behind. Poo, wait!
- Hurry! - Pooja! Poo!
- Pooja! Faster.
-Problem. What?
- We'll have to end the race. Why?
- We have a red light. Pooja, big problem!
- Now what? The brakes have failed. Damn it. Pooja, wait, stop! Prabhu! Pooja, don't worry, trust me. I can't see a thing. Raja,
remove this. Pots! What do I do now, Pooja? Pooja, stop! Prabhu, watch out! Prabhu, careful! Pooja! I have an idea. Oh no!
- Move out of our way! This car has no brakes. Prabhu, you are great.
I like this. What an idea! Put the flowers there.
Don't bang into the chair. What are you doing?
You are very lazy. It's Pooja's birthday today.
What are you doing with that wire? No current
- No. Hold the wire, I'll
check the electric supply. Prabhu, come here.
- Coming! Aunt, the cake has arrived! There is no current
flowing in this. Hold it, I'll see what Pooja
wants.. Pooja, I'm coming. Connect! Baldy will die! Oh my God! This is Raju.
- Remove! Raju, Raju, Raju! Raju! Raju! Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Pooja. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday, Pooja. You are late on my birthday, and
you didn't even get me a gift. I'm sorry I am late.. ..but I will sing a
classical song for you today. A song? Not just a song,
my heart's feelings. Oh thank you so much, Prabhu. Mention not Pooja, mention not. What is this? I knew the Baldy will
certainly sing to impress Pooja. This arrangement is for that. But I have never seen
such a small mike before. Stupid, it's not a mike. The specialty of
this small tablet is.. .. that it chokes your voice. Oh, total silence. I will ensure that this
hero Prabhu becomes a zero! I'll sing a song..
- Prabhu, sherbet. No thanks, I don't drink sherbets. Have it. Will you break Pooja's heart
by refusing the drink? Drink. Alright, I'll have it
because Pooja insists. But I'll take the
glass that's behind. Why not the glass in the front? Because you'll take that glass.
I'll take the glass that's first. You are going to drink that.
I'll drink from the glass behind. Okay, behind, front. Cheers!
- Cheers! Attention please! Our dear Prabhu
is going to sing for us today. Just him singing and we
listening to him won't be fun. We must have a competition.
Right, Prabhu? Competition, very good competition. You three against a single me. These big singers
are different from us. Their ego is such,
that if they lose.. ..they never show
their face again to anyone. I won't lose. I am a
gold medalist. I will win! We'll know that soon. What happened, Prabhu? "There is a restlessness,
an uneasiness around" "Since a new girl has come
to live in the neighbourhood." "There is a restlessness,
an uneasiness around." "Since a new girl has come
to live in the neighbourhood." "She has a
beautiful face, dark eyes." "Whoever she gives a smile,
loses his heart to her." "I hold her image in my heart." "Since a new girl.." "Her every movement is gracious,
her voice melodious." "Notes break out
when she stretches." "Her every movement is gracious,
her voice melodious." "Notes break out
when she stretches." "O beauty!" "O beauty!" "She wakes me up in my dreams." "She makes me go crazy in love." "She lowers her eyes and
looks at me from afar." "But doesn't come close to me." "I am her first lover,
she is my love story." "I can give up my life
for her, she is my life!" "But the problem is, we
are not together yet." "Since a new girl.." "New neighbour!" "New neighbour!" "New neighbour!" "Her voice is lyrical, the
seven notes on her lips." "Her bangles ring,
her anklets tinkle." "Her voice is lyrical, the
seven notes on her lips." "Her bangles ring,
her anklets tinkle." "You are unnecessarily insistent." "The new girl in the
neighbourhood is mine!" "It's all a matter of time." "The new girl in the
neighbourhood is mine!" "She's not ready yet." "The new girl in the
neighbourhood is mine!" "She belongs to me!"
- "She belongs to me!" "She belongs to me!"
- "She belongs to me!" "She belongs to me!"
- "She belongs to me!" "She belongs to me!"
- "She belongs to me!" "She belongs to me!"
- "She belongs to me!" "My beauty." I liked it Prabhu, too good. Let me die! Leave me!
- Have you gone mad? Raja, Let me die. Raja! Have you gone mad?
- What nonsense is this? No . I was mad when I
fell in love with Pooja. But the baldy has made
me go berserk today. Let me die! Leave me! Let me die! Leave me! Let me die, leave me. We'll let him go. It will
reduce the competition a little. Ram. Leave! What will you kill me now? You killed me the day you
came between me and Pooja. Hey, not me, you two came
between us. And even that baldy. And if wasn't for you two, I'd
be romancing Pooja right now. And what about me?
Pooja is my career. That's our problem.
We have always been fighting. And that baldy has
taken advantage of it. He's right. And if we
continue like this.. ..very soon, Prabhu will
have Pooja as his bride. I am missing my village. Friends, it's time we stop
fighting. - You are right. Yes. I don't mind if Pooja
belongs to me, or any one of you. But she shouldn't
belong to that baldy! You are right.
- Done! - Done. - Yes. The lines on your hand
show a boy is going to come.. ..into your life soon. Really? But the problem is,
I see four boys here. I cannot tell
which boy you will get. Hey Lata. - I think
Prabhu's chances are the best. Don't be stupid. Prabhu is
only a good friend, nothing else. Is it?
- Yes. What about Raju, Raja, and Ram?
What is their current position? They mean nothing as yet
to me, but you never know.. ..what's going to happen tomorrow. Lata, you are here? And aunt
is looking for you downstairs. Go.
- Okay, bye boss. - Bye. Pooja, the weather is so
beautiful today, so romantic. I don't feel so. Only a person who has loved
will understand the magic.. of this weather. Have you ever loved anyone before?
- No. Assume a boy loves you and
wants to give you a love letter. A boy did give me
a love letter once. Is it? So what did you say? Nothing.
- And what did he say? He said, 'help!' What?
- I gave the love letter to grandpa. Grandpa beat him up. I'm leaving. - You'd come
to say something, right? Don't you feel you
should not have done that? What's the harm if a boy
sends you a love letter? If every girl thought like you,
we wouldn't have love spots.. ..but hospitals for lover boys. Yes, I think I was
very unfair to him. I shouldn't have done that. You are right. So now if
anyone sends you a love letter.. ..you won't tell grandpa, will you? No.
- Sure. Here's my love letter.
It's personal.. ..just between the two of us. Look don't involve your grandpa in it.
It's an affair of the heart.. Not of punches. Okay. Wow, got a new car.
- Yes, Poo. But it's not for me, it's for
my would-be wife. - Wife? - Yes. You're getting married?
- I'm trying, maybe it happens. The day it does, I'll take
her around the world in my car. Who is she? What is her name?
- I will not tell you her name. Hey Raja, tell me. I have spoken a lot,
but nothing happened. This time, I'll stay quiet.. because when in love,
you speak with your eyes. Well, as soon as I leave,
you will know my wife's name. Come one, come all. Take
advantage of sage's predictions. Whether it is marriage or love,
problem or difficulty.. If you can't find a
job or a suitable girl. Whatever your problem.. ..I will whisper a solution
to everything in your ear. Lata, I think I have seen this
bearded fellow somewhere. Keep quiet. Girl, I can see problems. If you don't find a
solution to it now itself.. ..the scars will remain forever.
Bring your ear close to me. Yes. Your life will fill
with brightness soon. Get ready, your dream man
will appear before you.. ..in a white shirt and black pant. Hear again. The guy who will
fill your life with happiness.. ..your life mate, will
come to you tomorrow at 7 am.. .. in a white shirt and black pant. Black pant and white shirt... ... sharp at 7 am. Give whatever you have
brought and also the plate. Also the plate.
- Let's go. Give me with the plate. Hi.
- Hi. Careful, you'll wet me.
I'm wearing new clothes. Black pant and white shirt. Pooja, this white is so much
different from other white, right? I can't see any difference.
- You'll feel when you'll see. Leave it, you know yesterday
a sage had come. He said that today
my life will change. Didn't he say anything to you? Yes, he said my life is
also going to change. A boy will come in my life. Wow.
But who? He must have given
some clue about him. Any ring, mole, or some
combination of clothes? Clothes? Yes he said about clothes.
- Really? Oh I remember he
said white pant black shirt. Pooja you said wrong. He must
have said white shirt, black pant. Of course not. Black pant white
shirt, normal combination. - Hey. Any comman man wears it. The sage said something differant
for me, white pant black shirt. Don't be funny. Its
a matter of my life. You heard wrong he must
have said black pant white shirt. My ears are wrong. Am I dumb?
- No, have I said this. What do you think, you're right?
- Sorry. Are you angry? And I am wrong, yes isn't it?
- No just listen. Get aside.
- Hey. Pooja, Pooja. Pooja. Pooja, Pooja. How do I look? Wow Prabhu, it looks great.
What a shine pant and shirt. And to white pant black shirt. Hello mister, this is
called combination. - Thank you. Oh yes! Bye. Makhan. What I said to you,
black pant white shirt. And you said white pant black shirt!
- Raju, I... ...said white shirt black pant. You are liar. You had finished my love
story before the start, Makhan. Makhan! Black shirt white pant. No... ...white shirt black pant
and on top of that... ...enters Prabhu and
guess what did he wear? White pant black shirt. I don't believe this.
- Oh no. Oh God I can't control my laughter. This is the moment that
I can't forget all my life. Pooja, look.
- Yes? Ok, take me as a joker only... I am happy that the
moment I spent with you... ...you'll remember it forever. Hey, don't stop this laughter. This is the smile for which Raju
is ready to remain joker forever. White and black,
black and white. You have changed my life. I cried, I suffered. You robbed all my sleep. I'll also take my revenge. I'll try and pull you
in my feelings, madness. The thing which you tried, to
make my life black and white. Now I'll do the same. I will fill your black and white
life with colors of my love. Got it,
future Mrs. Sachin Tendulkar? Ram what are you
doing this evening? I'll run here if
you'll not leave me. And if you'll leave me
I'll have massage at home. Come to my home at 5 this evening. To talk about Pooja's wedding. Dharm sir, Dharm sir. I can't wait till the evening
whatever you want to say... ...say it now.
- Told you evening at 5. In front of all family members.
- You are great. I love you. I love you. Hello, Raja son.
- Hello? teacher. What are you doing at evening
- I am free teacher. So come here at 5.
- Why teacher? Raja, to talk about
Pooja's wedding. I am coming teacher,
I am coming now. Hey its one o' clock I told you 5. Ok, teacher ok. Yes. Raju, come to my home at 5 evening.
- Yes aunty? Why?
- To talk about Pooja's wedding. Aunty give this all to me. Come, come fast.
- Raju. Children, you all know
that Pooja has become young. Yes, we knew it
from last two months. Ram, even if we are modern.
- Yes sir. But the reality is that young
girl is a burden to parents. Sir. Before you say
anything, let me tell you... My father was a famous
coolie at V.T station. We are habitual to
lift burden, I'll take it. We have decided to
arrange Pooja's wedding. In this month only. Son Ram, are you free?
- What are you saying? People always manage
time for things like marriage. And this is the
matter of my career. I'm free.
- Very good. Then its ok.
welcome all the guests... ...and taking care of the
bridegroom will be done by you. Means? I? Raja, I know your
reputation is high. I can't understand
how I can say this. Cool, let me make it very clear. Raja doesn't see rich or poor. My love is very high
from richness and poverty. You love her so much. If you'll ask for life,
Raja will not cry. He'll be ready to die. After
all music is my life. It is my would be
wife. Now let it be. So? So will you dance in the function? You know the budget is low. If a family member will
dance, It'll look good. Raju, this is our pleasure that...
- Yes, aunty. ...we got a sincere boy like you. Yes, this is your greatness that
you are giving me so much respect. No, we never do false praising. We love the
spicy rice which you make. Will you make spicy rice
in the wedding? I will have to cook on the wedding?
- Absolutely. That is your real exam. Cook a great spicy rice which... ...everyone including
Pooja's husband.... ...that they lick their fingers.
- What? Who?
- Our Prabhu. Prabhu? "You are the one my
heart beats for, my love." "For you, I could
give up this world." "You are the one my
heart beats for, my love." "For you, I could
give up this world." "For you, I breathe.." "For you, I live." "To you, I could give
away all my happiness." "I was hurt, I wept." "I lost so much in love with you." "Come and see what state I am in." "My luck has soured.." "I've broken an arm." "Even my gait is distorted." "Not anyone will
be destroyed again." "May you thrive in your world.." "That's the
blessing I have for you." "I sound coarse in my songs.." "What song will I
sing for you, my love?" "The tunes do not come to me." "How am I to set the rhythm?" "How am I to evoke melody?" "Music itself does not come to me." "Songs sound like a wail." "Gains appear to be losses." "What am I to do? Tell me." "You are the one my
heart beats for, my love." "For you, I could
give up this world." "For you, I breathe.." "For you, I live." "To you, I could give
away all my happiness." Father.. What happened?
- Pooja! I had only heard of a fee
the disciple gives his Guru. Today, I've seen what
annihilating the guru means. What happened?
- Looks like Raja's out of his mind. He's gone mad. Know
what he did to me? Raja, so many dogs? So you've done me in, haven't you? You've made me sing
so much, my grandma.. ..can't tell the difference
between my voice and a dog's bark. After so much of struggle,
because of you, she.. Guri, No biscuits today
and no quiet dogs. The dogs are going to
get your meat today. No! Don't! Raja, Go!
- No! Father.
- He set loose three big dogs on me. I didn't even have any biscuits. Grandpa.. what happened? This is the punishment I get for
sympathising with a worthless man. A disciple has raised
his hand at his Guru today. Ram beat me with deceit. He first knocked me
unconscious with juice. I was a colourful man. Because of you..
I'm today a jilted villain. Every bone in my body is shaking. Despite all that, you give
Pooja's hand to that baldy? For 25 years,
you taught Rajnikant.. ..and Kamal Hassan
their fights scenes. Today, I'll show
you how Sunny Deol.. ..and Ajay Devgan
deliver their punches! Pooja, This is father's
and grandpa's state. But mother has left with Raju. God! God! Pooja.
- What Pooja has done is right Raja and Ram have beaten
up father and grandpa. But this chap is far worse.
With a woman.. Shut up! You will
not say another word. Raju did nothing of the sort.
He has saved your mother's life. There was this mad bull
which was out to kill me. Had Raju not come to my rescue.. ..all of you would have
been crying over my dead boy. Oh my God. I am really sorry, Raju. Forgive me, please. Raja, you hit Pooja's dad?
- So? And dare you raise your
hand at Pooja's grandpa? Each reaction has
its reaction, okay? Pooja's dad did Raja in and so
he let the dogs loose on him. Don't try to joke about everything.
This is no joke, Raja! We know this is no joke. But
how about what they did to us? Wasn't that a bad joke?
- They made me sing so much.. I lose my voice when I'm speaking. And they still gave
her away to that baldy? We've taken enough,
Raju. My father never hit me. But Pooja's grandfather
hit me over little things. I agree, you've taken enough.
But love is to bear pain.. ..not give pain to others. Learning to make lentil dumplings.. and curry, you think you
have achieved greatness in love? Maybe my love isn't great. But it's not tied to conditions
like having Pooja at all costs. More than having Pooja in my arms,
I ought to have her in my heart. Like my heart-beat.
Forever and ever. One more thing. Parents have the right
to beat their children. But the day children hit their
parents, it ends all relations. Remember that. Congratulations! What a great article
on your programme! All thanks to your blessings, sir. They've even carried your picture. I've given a smile in the picture.
- See? Haven't we found a gem for Pooja?
- Yes, a gem and a hero. Grandpa. Prabhu, our Pooja is
getting married to you. And your fame has doubled!
- Oh yes. Pooja is my destiny. People will be so happy to see
your photograph in the newspapers. Oh God. This baldy is smiling
after making us cry! He has a song program tomorrow.
Let's plant a bomb in the hall. Where will we get the bomb?
Let's hire a thug to bump him off. But eating betel and
tobacco powder is banned. What rubbish!
We'll give him a contract.. ..to bump off the baldy. Murder.. no murder.. murder is bad. Let's make the baldy a cripple.
- No crippling business. It'll hurt the poor sod. And
he'll win Pooja's sympathies. Let's ask the thug to drive
him away to the thick forests Good idea. Trouble in the jungle! If
he sings in the jungle.. ..he'll end up in a lion's tummy.
You know of a thug? I know only thugs. When do the
decent folks ever befriend me? Come on. Boss, The carpenter has
sent these boys to us. They're here with a contract. It'll cost 200,000 200,000? You've only got to take
someone to the Andamans. We thought we'd pay
the fare of an a/c train. Relax uncle, relax. We only want a discount.
We're students.. ..and students are given
a concession everywhere. Two lakh, two lakh, cheating. God. We've got only 10,000 right now. We've also got Prabhakar's photo. 10,000? You carry only
10,000 to give a contract? Yes, uncle. Their necklaces, watches and
clothes.. strip them bare. It'll be a lesson not
to carry loose change.. ..to a gangster ever again. Strip them! You'll give the gangster a
contract? They've stripped us! Let's scram. If the basket is
snatched away, what will we do? Run, run. Look out for your basket. Prabhakar Shastri?
The classical singer! What happened?
- God plays strange games. Look at his face..
- His face is somewhat like yours. Not somewhat. It's
exactly like mine. I understand your game, boss. Want to go to Dubai?
- Yes You will! You will
surely go to Dubai. - Yes. A razor! How? A razor! His face is my passport.
His death will be my visa. Greetings, Guru. Greetings. Who are you? I've got a mirror for you.
- A mirror? No mirror, I say. This is fishy. It's all about double roles.
What do you want, sir? Your life. I'm not giving it. I
love my life, sir. I'll have yours instead. Third degree black belt from
Shamlin temple of Chennai. You hit me. - Third degree black
belt from Shamlin temple of Mumbai. You're pointing a gun at me!
What harm have I done to you? Now! One bullet.. just one bullet No. no. You are ill-fated. You hit me! You will surely get death. But not an easy one. Tie him up!
- Dangerous man! Lovely wedding jewellery! Lata, I can't get married.
- What? Why not? I'm in love with Raju.
- Raju? I didn't even get to
know when our arguments.. ..and tiff turned into love. When he was close to me,
I felt nothing. When he is so far.. I am feeling.. There's just a month to
go for the wedding, Pooja. Will the parents agree? I'll talk to Prabhu. I trust him. He'll surely understand my
feelings. He'll refuse to marry me. I'll go and talk to him. Say your prayers. Softly! What is it? Tell me. Boss, a young and
beautiful girl is here to see you. Prabhu! Prabhu, you have always
given me whatever I asked for. I've come to ask for something
again. My very life, my love. I'm in love with Raju. I have always considered
you to be my friend, Prabhu. For a friend, I
could even give my life.. ..but not my heart. My heart belongs to Raju.
I can't marry you, Prabhu. My happiness and my
life is now in your hands. You can refuse to marry me. Or come to my place
with a bridal procession. But it'll be like
marrying a dead body, Prabhu. Will you or won't you
refuse to marry me, Prabhu? Is it yes, or no? You'll refuse to marry me,
won't you? Tell me, Prabhu.. speak Please.
- Yes. I knew this. I knew you would
turn down this marriage. Thank you so much, Prabhu. I love you Prabhu. I love you. Well? What makes you go out to
buy things for your family today? Have the neighbours
given you the sack? What's your problem? You taunt me
when I don't do any work at home. And you taught me when
I'm doing something today. What do you want me to do?
- Do come back. It's your own house.
- Are you through? Tell me the truth. What did you
eat when you conceived this chap? I'll ask your mother that
question when I see her next, okay? Hi black pant, white shirt. Nice combination. I came
to show you. How is it? Why haven't you come home?
- What do you expect? After what happened, will any self
respecting boy visit your house? Really? Where was
your self-respect.. ..when you were cleaning fans and
chopping vegetables at my place? You're not so innocent not to
understand why I did what I did. You're not so
innocent not to understand.. ..why I've come to show you my
black trousers and white top. I've come to complain to you. I haven't slept in
the last two days. I've been robbed of my peace. I now share your
obsession and your madness. You have your revenge, Raju. I love you. What are you doing this evening?
- I'm free. Let's find someone to fix the
glass. Mine is still broken. I love you Raju.
- I love you too. I've spoken to Prabhu.
He too has agreed. Oh really. Boss! Wake up! Boss! Boss The girl.. Where is she?
- She has left. - She has left. She said "I love you" to me.
She kissed me.. here! I'll marry her and take
her to Dubai for a honeymoon. Dubai! Dubai! The girl! Money! Raju! Raju.
- Raju. Where did Raju spring from?
- Where? Shoot him. Pooja, stop. Looks like Raju's trying
to force himself on Pooja. You mean attempt to rape? That's when the grapes are sour! Let's go, let's go. No. no!
- Caught you. Fool! You're forcing
yourself on Pooja while I'm around! You guys are mistaken!
- Shut up! You have evil designs on
the poor girl. - Stop it. Raju wasn't forcing himself on me!
We're in love with each other. We are in love. You mean Poo, you and Ramu.. How come? And what's love?
We don't believe in it. Now look, friends. We
had already decided.. ..there would be no problems
if Pooja belonged to one of us. Right.
- What do you say? - Beat him up? Congratulations dear.
- Thanks. How about the baldy? Don't worry, I've spoken to him already.
He has agreed. We're extremely embarrassed.. ..about what we did to your
father and your grandfather. We want to apologise
to your dad and his dad. Don't even come
before them. Else my dad.. ..and his dad will make
sure you guys are dead We're getting late. We will see you, bye.
- Bye. Let's go. Nice couple they make, right?
- Yes. But it hurts. A little. C'mon.
- Where to? To talk to my father.
- Right now? Yes.
- Right now, I mean.. Enough. Keep fumbling for words.. ..and someone else
will come to marry me. And you'll keep crying. Goodbye. How will anyone come to marry you? If there will be bridal henna on
your palms, it will be for me. If your eyes ever see someone,
it'll be me. If there's going to be a name
on your lips, it'll be mine. Pooja.
- Father. We were coming to you, uncle..
- Shut up! Father no, I'm in love with Raju. What? Your marriage
is fixed with Prabhu. Didn't you consider.. ..how your father's
reputation would be sullied? Shastri, patience..
- You keep quiet! Uncle, hear me out..
- Not a word from you! I let you into the house
taking you for my son. But you have betrayed our trust.
You're a snake in the grass! I have not betrayed your trust.
We have only loved. And love unites.
Hearts and relations. You're lecturing me?
Me? I'll break your legs! He's my son, not a vagabond
anyone on the streets can beat up. I'm still alive! Papa, you..
- What did you see in Pooja? If she knows the Bharat Natyam,
you know Dandia (sticks). If they eat dosas (snack),
you eat dhokla (snack)! Shut up. Make it clear to your son. If I see him around again, you'll
have to prepare for his funeral. Don't make me lose my temper! Or there'll be a
storm in the colony! I'll shake up buildings!
Blood will flow! Father! What happened to him? Prabhu! Where did
you get a gun from? Put it away! Get
ready for the wedding. It's happening not
next month, but tomorrow. Preparations for Raju's wedding?
- But Raju's crying at the window. Which means Prabhu..
- The baldy has betrayed Pooja! We won't let his
dreams be fulfilled. Let's do one thing. We'll raise 200,000 and hire
another thug to bump him off. No hiring anyone!
They're all fools! So we'll have to do something. Let's go and talk it over with him.
- What if he doesn't agree? Murder.
- Yes. The guests are waiting downstairs,
boss. Come on. Baldy! Didn't Pooja make you
see reason yesterday? There's still time,
Prabhu. I'd rather you agree. Or else? Or else.
- Oh, I'm so scared! Brothers. Prabhu, don't be serious.
We were only kidding. Oh yes. Where did you get
these guns and rods from? You know, we're such good friends. We've eaten up the
money you gave us. See? I'm not Prabhu..
I'm his look-alike. Prabhu's in there. Sorry. - What are you guys doing?
- Seeking forgiveness from God. In You is the truth, courage.. Seeking forgiveness from God
won't do. Do something! Quick! You know, your mother and
I had a love-marriage too? If I too had wept like you,
you wouldn't have been born. To cry is Pooja's job. Prove it at least once
that you're truly my son. Get up! And tell me,
'Let's go and kidnap Pooja.' Yes, dear.
- Daddy. What have you fed him? Open it Prabhu, open. Please agree, Mr. Shastri.. please! Stop this wedding. I beg you.. Go away! Let's go. - Wait! Untie me!
- We don't have the time. We've got to stop
Pooja's wedding. See you later. The bomb will explode!
And I'll be all opened up. Idiots! Unless you take me along,
how'll you stop Pooja's wedding? Oh yes.
- Make it fast. Let's go. I can't get up from this hot-seat. If I even stir, the
bomb will explode. The bomb will have to be defused. What are you guys doing? Let's take this watch.
You don't have one, do you? God! It'll explode!
Don't mess with the bomb! You don't have a watch?
I'll give you mine! Idea! My cell-phone once
fell in water and it got spoilt. How about pouring some water?
- No harm in trying. Think before you do anything.
You guys have nothing to lose. And I'll lose everything.
What are you doing? I've got to save my face,
not my body. I'm going to be an actor.
- God! When the bomb explodes, you
won't have a face, nor any base! Shut up! Put it.
- Lord! There's smoke coming fro this.
- We can do nothing. Just a few seconds
to go. Let's beat it. Before the bomb goes off, let's.. I'm not letting you go!
- Let go! It'll go off! I am not going to leave you. You too come along.
- I won't leave you. Where's the bomb? Where? The watch. The wire! Bomb. Success. Hold it! This wedding isn't happening.
- Why? Why isn't it happening? Because this is the real Prabhu. Guru. Guru. Prabhu.
- Guru. What's all this about?
- He's a fake, Guru. So who's real?
- Me! I'm the real Prabhu No one's stopping me!
This wedding is happening. Third degree black belt from
Shamlin temple of Chennai. Hit him! Raju, hit him. Beat him! Beat him! You are done for. How dare you ruin my
son's wedding? Hit him! Beat me with deceit. But if he gets away, you've had it First deal with him!
We can get even later. Get lost! Welcome! What am I going to say? It's tough luck for you. Forever. You let the dogs loose on me!
- No, Guru.. Hit me later, fix the thugs first. You're a thug too! Hands up! Get him! What is happening.. Guru, I'm real. He's a fake. Guru, I'm real. He's a fake. I'm your disciple, Guru.
Don't you recognise me? I'm your disciple, Guru.
Don't you recognise me? I'm real!
- I'm real He's a fake!
- He's a fake! I'm real!
- Shut up! You try to make a fool out of me? In a moment, we'll know
who's real and who's fake. Sing the raag Bhopali Enough. Sing the raag Hamsdhwani Hamsdhwani?
- Sing. Cheat. Without music. You made a mistake.
Although you played Prabhu.. ..you didn't learn any music. After ten or twenty years
in prison, you may perhaps.. Inspector, take him away.
- Come on. Move it! Come on! Prabhu and Pooja..
get back to the altar. The auspicious hour is
passing away. Priest.. where is he? Pooja! I said something..
haven't you heard me? Pooja. Pooja. Will you disobey Guru?
Get back to the altar. Pooja will sit in the altar.
She will get married. Not to me. With Raju. What do you mean, Prabhu? It's the truth. They
love each other very much. They're Gujaratis and
we're South Indian Iyengars! We have nothing in common! It's hearts that find
common ground, Guru. The heart doesn't have eyes to see
what caste the other belongs to. It has no tongue to ask what
religion the other belongs to. A heart has only love, Guru.
You are a guru. A Guru at classical music. And where does music
have any religion? You have been teaching everyone..
the Gujaratis, Marathis.. everyone Music transcends all
barriers of religion and caste. So why not love?
Why not love, Guru? I beg you, Guru.
For Pooja's happiness.. ..please agree, Guru Please agree Agree! Agree! Please agree. Shastri, please agree. Oh baldy, please agree. Oh baldy, please agree. Please agree, Guru. Please agree, Guru. Please, Guru. I beg you. What alms will I give you, Prabhu? You have paid me in full today. Guru! Hi! Oh Lata, you are so beautiful. Yes, I've begun to like her too.
- You? The soothsayer said my career
will take off after I'm married. So Pooja or Lata, what difference? Oh yes. I'll teach her the guitar. The competition isn't over yet.
- Prabhu? Yes, me. I'll teach Lata
all the classical music. Yes. "Whole night I am awake." "Whole night I am awake." "My heart doesn't listen to me." "It waits for her all night." "This is my thought
it is very wonderful." "This is my thought
it is very wonderful." "This is my thought
it is very wonderful." "Take a look at my new neighbour."
