NAUGHTY BOYS!! | Minecraft Parkour!

i think it's getting a little harder it's so bad stop hitting the pressure plate what up oh my god this is so mechanical what up dude hello everybody look we're sexy yeah that's a word welcome to 50 shades of parkour because you know it's a very relevant book that's can you even call it a book i don't uh novel no that's what's worse welcome to 50 shades parkour where we're going to be doing some sexy parkour with each other that's a sentence i'm sorry i said it anyway i feel bad i wonder if they just why why do they call it 50 shades of parkour a map by mastermind this map has 50 different levels or shades in this case for each of you for you to complete each levels part parkour gets harder than the last some levels even have but barely any parkour at all you can do it you're doing you're doing great two two to go back to you your last checkpoint drop the name tag name tag in your inventory rate this map if you like enjoy holy [ __ ] you did it i'm so proud of you the lessons are i think the lessons are helping all right let's start see you dude with the shades of parkour map by mastermind shade one shade of blue i already failed how do we get back a lot farther hey how do we get back i don't have an i don't have a name tag in my inventory i uh i don't either name tag oh it worked you want a name tag yes that all right now it killed me you were too bad at parkour oh good head hitters that's as far as oh no i was doing good i don't like how it tells me i'm bad at parkour every time it knows i've gotten better i say that as i fall shade two shade of red yeah i've got this this is level one one out of fifty terrific do some parkour do one map 49 more maps to go shut up i'm trying now i could use a little it's sexy words of encouragement ross um all right let's see sexy words [Music] i did it again god we just started and i'm already i'm already really upset you're really awakening your parkour energy awakening is not a sexy word you're really finding a thrill in your jumps bro i can't beat level one i'm going to tickle the competition if you don't win who the hell you're the competition i'm going to tickle myself you can't tickle yourself it's actually impossible sexy words to oh this is instead of a rouse has um instigate warm awaken stimulate okay spark tiddly stop why is that a shulker box uh i opened it i jumped to it and then i opened it and then i jumped this one i don't even think you need to do that but it did help me a little bit okay i did it sheet of bread straight in red level two two down drop one down 48 more levels after this one no go keep saying those sexy words that was that was interesting uh uh we wheat wheat is not a sexy wheat is not a sexy word w-h-e-t wait what yeah that's what it says what [Music] shade four yeah yellow [Music] okay hold on dude you're like wait there's like barriers here i can just cheat that um why did i have such a hard time with blue but i could i could do all of these that was a very ah i need help it's not killing me now it's killing me now is it killing you i'm going backwards stop going backwards i can't i can't respond here come here come here it just keeps killing come here what the [ __ ] hey you drop yours now there we go it was weird i guess if you're behind wait i have to do green again help me i'm over it yellow just just come over that just sucks oh you want to explain to the audience what you're wearing by the way i'm wearing a fishnet just one just a fishnet it's one fishnet and he stretched it i stretched it so i'd fit in it um fetching fearsome oh this is just words to use instead of amazing yeah you're not really doing too good oh thank you i don't know what i did but you're welcome i had been stuck on the floor for a minute ah it worked the name tag dropping actually worked i think it works for the boss person behind us i lost my name tag well i threw it down did you break [ __ ] under here i was trying to climb up i was trying to make a little way for me to jump up i don't know why that just killed me level four keeps killing us i don't know why okay all right all right i'm doing good last parkour frank this isn't pokemon at all this is sword and shield let's not start that in the comments i'll say it again no stop pokemon sword and shield suck i agree with you but let's not start the raging sword art is an awful anime oh my god look if you like sort of online it's cool like i i don't mind like that's totally cool you're allowed to like things i don't like but when it it has garbage as writing it does when you win the villain when the main [ __ ] villain does not remember his motivations for doing what he did that's freaking stupid why didn't they get a two-piece wrong wrong anime wrong i'm no i'm i'm trying to create if you're gonna criticize my favorite i'm gonna criticize yours okay first of all sword art is not jojo yeah i know i got an ender pearl and i used it why'd you use i'm on six wait where'd you get another pro from one of the droppers shot it out oh check your inventory do you have one no what you want to know something good that did come out of sorta online what sort of online abridged yeah i will say that is the best the bridge trade has ever seen ever is is the whole map really dark for you no i think i lost my night vision if if we had it try killing yourself again okay all right all right no when i moved back over here it got light maybe it's just dark over there what the maybe it's a feature you're just using ender pearl bro i don't have one it's not giving me any there's a shulker box in here why is there a shulker box in here what the [ __ ] is in this nothing i just walked away son of a [ __ ] yeah you gotta break it all right now you got it okay please satisfy my desire by tickling my wait how do i make that jump is this supposed to be a shulker box in there how did you make this jump i told you oh with an ender pearl here you go man thank you what if i was shadow ross would you have a gun yeah i'd also say damn damn yo since this is gonna be a while is it cool if i run to the bathroom real quick dude like you you know how did you get a freaking ender pearl i have no clue give me an ender pearl here you go that's an eye of ender ah they're made of ender pearls aren't they you mean added pearl how do you spell pearl there you go [Music] that's exactly what i did shade of red stuff that's not a [ __ ] color [Music] what the hell darn it oh god what the hell wait where do i go like oh i see it you can't you can't make that jump why are there multiple pistons just going in and out is it for aesthetic reasons i must yeah that's my assumption is aesthetic doesn't this just fill you with parkour i just fell through the block now you're not even being sexy anymore dude you're you haven't been sexy once this whole time why do i have to be the sexy one because you're the one sometimes i want to take my shirt off and smell the flowers that's i'm asking you to be sexy that's that's that's the whole thing why did you kill me dude i'm trying to kill myself why are we fighting i just wanted you to be sexy this isn't this what you want i can step on you no that would be a you thing high heels no no i'm not into that no no matter if i'm wearing a a very skinned suit i'm not into that 5 p.m time for your deep flattening could i would you mind if i run to the bathroom real quick yeah just go you i said yeah before you didn't go dude i'm the little ross's room how are you supposed to make that jump no why did you go yeah i i can't continue i can't kill myself roz you son of a [ __ ] oh are you back all right yeah empty bladder it's [ __ ] cool i couldn't [ __ ] kill myself that sounds like a you problem i did it what wait you fell i did it and then i panicked so it is doable yup that sucks we both get to do it frank the name tag kill system is a very unique system were you making a fitness grand pacer test joke are you just saying that it was unique it's unique oh just kind of sounded like the fitnessgram pacer testing the the name tag system is a unique system when you hear a tone please name a tag no no no no there we go i'm gonna break it good luck get there and break it then ladder boy easy i would like to now see you make it i will put the ladder back if you can guess what number i'm thinking seven that's not fair i always guess the number seven i know try again three it's the opposite seven i actually don't like how you're getting both of these fine put it back it's because i can read your mind and smell your body smell my body what does my body smell like i swear to god if you say pizza crust ah tomato soup tomato soup i haven't had tomato soup and ages nice i'm gonna cry what is this oh it's one of those jumps you i hit q level seven shade of fire wait for me that's not a color the guy who made this map doesn't know what colors are max do you know what colors are yes what are they just things you see they're light retracting you got this all right what i'm down here what do i do for this just go to the other side how it's a neo you jump [Music] apparently my opinion doesn't matter it does matter your opinion matters a lot to me just when it comes to parkour and cheating i don't agree i think your your smile would be bigger if we were further which is extended by the charge let's play a game pick the month you were born on okay november yeah i stabbed picked the day we're born on the 15th yeah my school bag and then the first letter of your name so m i stabbed my school bag inside a car all right so for my birthday how was that sexy at all for my birthday it's i slept with my school bag to kill time was it good no why do you have a school bag i don't for travel what i have a backpack yeah why do you have a school bag what's the difference between a school bag and a backpack backpack well backpack is something you carry on your back and a school bag is something you bring to school with you all right max i have two words for you yo what's up job and blow but not necessarily in that order some of these are weird [Music] oh no did you get excited and double jump yes there you go don't judge me i don't care you care more than i care wait do what do i do i jump to that yeah i didn't have the piston extended for myself can you walk on an extended piston no i wouldn't extend it congrats oh don't judge me i'm in a lot of pain i'm judging you really hard now i can't believe you had to cheat i did the jump legit shut up i wasn't even gonna say anything until later then you hit her down yeah and who else used the ladder shut up i wasn't gonna say anything until you hit me shave me i get king shamed every day of my life i get king shamed for a kink i don't even have oh frank no [ __ ] no a shade of speed all my favorite i love it for me thank you i didn't do anything but okay all right i take back my thank you no please don't want you to remember when i said i love you well i take it back no do 12 years mean nothing can i just say like i actually really have been enjoying this map and i'm having a good time with you dude all right now you're trying to hurt me no i'm not i'm just saying like we're having a good time things have been a little rocky but we're doing good right this the one after this is shades of slowness i just want you to realize that i'll show you a shade of slowness what the [ __ ] is that supposed to mean can i just run across these yeah you can get it holy sh shoot i'm cool you're okay what is it's shades of slowness i told you that already and i did it easy shades of leaping oh man wait can i cheese it oh you can cheese it did you finish slow yeah oh you're ahead of me dude yeah i'm doing good it was that one stupid red stone one that was i hate the slowness or the the field of view not the slowness oh my god you can cheese this whole part dude this is the shades of leaping or jumping or whatever i think it is i i think it's supposed to be it's the same map is it but like it's different in a sense oh you know what i see it now it's similar like it's not exactly because i mean a lot of them had nothing to do with sex this one's stupid it's just invisibility okay all right i don't think this map was made for more than one person i think it was made for a maximum of four players you are never letting that go is that gonna be your new orange it's for me in my heart at least for those of you who don't know ross did a mirror parkour on his channel look i'll show it right now at the bottom of my screen don't do that again people don't get it i had people comment on that video why is max showing all of ross's video it's like they didn't even listen to what i [ __ ] said hey ross can i put all of your video in the corner yeah man go for it max does it why is he doing that i did it shades of pain i don't like this one what are these shulker boxes for that i keep seeing i don't know do you think it's easter oh i got fancy boots they're frost walker boots oh wait where where'd you find them i think there's things that actually help you because these don't i didn't realize frost marker boobs don't let you get hurt on these things i know that either is there only one pair yeah okay i'm good so i don't need them we'll see we'll see kid you're actually doing pretty well without the boots imagine needing the boots shut up i need a lot of assistance crafting what someone guessed why would you summon a guest what the [ __ ] does that have to do with parkour sword sand wait can we just do this okay so we got we got the ghast here um no no no bring [Music] what the [ __ ] is this ross yeah shade of villagers [Music] it got rid of my sword he got rid of my boots i just push them off where's the shulker box god damn it there's so many of these get down you bastards oh i'm not one of them oh sorry could have fooled me would you want to do a video where we just dress up as villagers and then go huh for 20 minutes i'll do it integrating into villager society you're dead kiddo you did it you did it to me i'm gonna i'm gonna destroy you with flip-flop ninjas flip-flop ninjas what do they do shade of horse destroy you they destroy you that's what they do so what's the plan stan we gotta we gotta like parkour how'd you oh there we go now i have a horse [Music] this is really difficult i don't like this could we just technically do the parkour without the horse no no we can't good thing i didn't get rid of mine you i didn't get rid of mine you just you punched mine off please ross i went backwards why'd you go backwards you idiot i got turned around come back hurry up please here's the point hurry hurry hurry okay no jump up and right click it write it oh smart [Music] [Applause] [Music] oh god days of blue fire and they're really reaching for these i swear this is the same parkour over and over again that's a lot of fun can we just put these out no you can't you need water you need a shovel a shovel yeah and put those out with a shovel where's the shulker box with the shovel i don't know i don't know nether nether's the next one that's that's easy oh this is not a color set it for you no thanks man stop the job i keep messing like i keep it's you can't jump at the same day like i keep doing that we'll do it better hope you don't fall because i'm stuck i thought each i did fall so i'm i'm stuck too i thought each parkour was supposed to be harder than the last it's varying degrees of difficulty wait what the heck yeah you gotta jump and then and then yeah it's it's piston fence what it went back in because you left wait activate it activate it what do you mean i think is it is it like motion censored no it's just a timer dude you keep talking like oh you messed it it's time to learn about the redstone fairy what what about him she doesn't exist yes he does he was out my birthday there's no motion sensors in minecraft he was at my birthday though there's no mention motion sensors it was not my birthday i'm gonna he got me halo 2. i got shade of the end oh at the end are we about to be done dude look at the number 18 shut up we're getting halfway and then we're good 32. dude you're so much better than me at parkour you're doing great yeah thanks man thanks i don't believe you but thanks is it isn't this the map you want to be doing better the sex map no but it just proves how thunderous your crack is what the [ __ ] dude this is where i'm stuck hey man hey how's it going it's dark where i am [Music] i can't do it you really can't i'm really the one it's the after the tree the la that's the what's messing me up it's just a head hitter dude it's a head hitter going up yeah but it's just a head hitter i i can see i can see this is what i can't do yeah i know it's easy i did it on my first time right now you try to crouch all the way to the edge and then jump like on the corner failed it five times cool well then now it's gonna be six try again guess what i'm gonna i'm gonna you can take it all you want but it still doesn't mean you're you're good at the map look at chat just open chat what just look at it okay oh oh yeah who's good at parkour max is and there's more head headers there's a lot of head hitters on this map dude cool oh that's a woman that's a big jump oh no dude there's a four block do you want me to teleport you nope okay i'm not gonna cheat in your media i mean you've cheated before all the time yeah i'm not doing it this time though i have to redeem myself is that your kink redeeming yourself yes redemption king [Laughter] i did it you did it all right now just beat it [Music] holy [ __ ] i can see yeah you just needed me to brighten your day sexiest thing in the world eyesight sorry blind did you just hear what you just said yes say that sentence sorry blind viewers blind viewers you left me for dead in the nether of all places if that was a itchy double hockey stick you would have just left me an h e double hockey why'd you go because i'm not you almost got me to say it say what i'm not gonna say it but say what he double hockey stick heck that's not how you spell heck is he ck yeah what were you saying i i'm spelling the more offensive form though that that jump is what i kept failing i'm sorry what the [ __ ] i opened it in it wait wait no hit me hit me hit me oh my god i'm gonna cheese the [ __ ] out of this hit me hit me hit me hit me what did i do i opened it and it said you shouldn't have done that it's fine just fine let it hit us there's shulkers hit me why won't it hit me hey you yes see a nerd no please hit me don't let me down let me down goddamn see ya see you nerd okay no all right shades of water died it got dark how to play this game a little bit i don't know i want to play this game what are you an old man it's the same as the torch parkour it's a head hitter god damn it this isn't parkour this is swimming i'm a fishy no you're not fish don't fart [Music] fish are friends not food oh boy shade of ice [Music] i did it easy he's a game easy game he's a game he's game oh i almost did it kit what bird watching oh okay look at those what are they called great tits i don't know can you put a picture yeah of the birb it's a good verb give him a little hat i guess what kind of work uh the the propeller spinny one propeller doesn't have to spin though okay [Music] shade of soul sand oh boy how'd you do ice i just did it oh did you cheat no god damn it how are you doing this without the boots because i'm better than you i'm aware of that but how are you doing god [ __ ] wait are we stupid [Music] well whoa dude what are you doing remember the other two only got that one what do you mean oh there's ready i'm trying something something really really smart all right you're doing it all right it worked shade of simplicity how simple is it really really [ __ ] simple [Music] i did it in one go without my failed really it put me back to shade of one of blue what the [ __ ] is this it put me back to blue wait i put you back to blue help wait if i die again shade one are you serious i'm back at the beginning i feel like i could actually do this one but i just gotta time it hope thank you what what oh [Music] killing me [Music] okay what i can't do it i can't time it i can't either but we're so close to halfway what are you doing what are you doing you know you put those back you put those back ross run rush you put those [ __ ] ladders back okay i'm gonna put them no don't you put them over there rust don't you don't what does that button do i want to know what the point does made a green thing on the other side this is a two-part one what the [ __ ] ladders back i want to get out god come back oh god oh god oh god they sure are blazing oh god oh god oh god just go just go we got one more they generate a couple of particles you think it took too soon no god damn it oh there's some there's so many of them i think it spawns more every time we try i think it's getting a little harder it's so bad stop hitting the pressure plate what up oh my god this is so mechanical what up dude if we lag out the game we can do the jumps in real time in real life they're already dead three all 353 of them oh we could have made it 353 max we could have made it where are you about to make it no i got hit by a [ __ ] blaze okay all right go go go no i don't really get frick they're gonna be back just a couple more blazes okay no no no god damn it they keep pushing me 525 only a couple of blazes really really i got hit by one out of all the three five i'm almost 25 of them i get hit by the easy ones these stupid pieces of [ __ ] man i was just stop compressing the pressure plate you pushed it too all right and go oh god i can't start what did you do you stepped on it again you killed us all god damn it kill him no but i fail all right i fell jesus christ and make it fair you didn't have to do that dude i got it this time i did it oh you killed the ball okay that's fair because you did it it's fair all right now i can take my time one two three and here and i oh i almost fell all right here oh i'm gonna just take the ladder hey ross what is this hey man shade of time oh no time it [Music] you got to be kidding me you have a certain time to finish this level good luck almost did what's this lever oh okay okay what why did you why did i die did you run out of time you got to be kidding me all right see you man no don't leave jade's of examination wait stay there a [ __ ] just let me do this just just i can stay there and say something sexy about my overalls no you're not wearing any i don't why do you think i said we were having a good video earlier i'm not happy i actually hate this parkour just do it dude just time it bro i'm trying you got this dude you want to know what's sexy microwaves no they're not don't you freaking dare don't you [ __ ] do it get the [ __ ] down this video's over thank you thank you thank you thank you you're a lovely viewer though [Music] you

Channel: Mithzan

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Id: 5PZ1RD5QZu8

Length: 35min 40sec (2140 seconds)

Published: Sun Jul 19 2020