Nico Attacks! She's a schooling idol! Best one of all time! She's unbridled! A recycled archetype's gone viral? I won't let your likes come steal my title! The feisty first year's frightened, she's faceless and turning white. Little prideful? I've earned the right. Let's see if the pasty pastry chef's got the bite! You can't START to DASH and jumpscare me! I won't let that dream come true. Cause you'll be gone in a neck snap like: BiBi -di bobbidi boo! How can you learn to love the new boy if you can't learn to Love Life? The pun-ishment for cute crimes is that Nat-suki must dai! "Oh co-Mon, ika!" "Now that pun doesn't even make sense!' It's a stretch -looking under the vending machine for more cents!" "Now to beat this little brat's nothing to dealing with Yuri's crap." "So forget what's in my file! I'll wipe your smug face off the UV map!" "I'll Be Your Beach!" "On the beat so that you get to know me." "Can't hear your Heart's Melody over mine going Doki Doki!" "I'm fly! Nico can try me, but that's all she can manage!" "Cause hoping your dreams came true was nothing but a loli gagging!" You're baked! A-RISE and awake! I'll spit cold! Make Snow halate! Compensating the size of your chest as a batch of a-cup, cakes! Just go run back to your papa if you think you're beating me. I'll have won the fans' hearts when I go: Nico Nico Nii! "That's supposed to be cute?" "Vomit inducing, what's the buzz?" "I expected a good comeback." "Ⓘ ⓦⓐⓢ ⓦⓐⓘⓣⓘⓝⓖ, Ⓘ ⓡⓔⓐⓛⓛⓨ ⓦⓐⓢ..." "Let's take your overdone trope and show how shallow we've become!" "Ⓘ'ⓥⓔ ⓑⓔⓐⓣⓔⓝ ⓣⓗⓔ ⓢⓗⓘⓣ ⓞⓤⓣ ⓞⓕ ⓨⓞⓤ ⓐⓝⓓ Ⓘ'ⓜ ⓖⓞⓘⓝⓖ ⓣⓞ ⓣⓔⓛⓛ ⓔⓥⓔⓡⓨⓞⓝⓔ..."
Natsuki is obviously the superior waifu, but, and it pains me to say this, she got wrecked hard here. Nico's disses were waaaaay better.
(A Better Version)