Naruto & Boruto Go To The Hokage's Daycare! (vrchat)

you can still speak naruto wait where am i again what is going on did i get roofied we were at that party with the third and he gave us drinks remember what happened i don't i don't know why why did we re-animate him for the party it was a crazy party why don't we keep reanimating that old man he keeps going to jail anyway because we gotta keep teaching them that lesson old man i totally didn't see that they're just teleported howdy young whippersnappers hey you are look confused let me explain to you what happened wait there was supposed to be four of you i'm confused and horny listen we can't we don't have time for these tricks old man all right naruto's the hokage and i was the hokage once so we need to get back to our time did the roofie confuse this guy because where was he the hokage before you when what at least at least i was there for my hokage induction ceremony [Music] okay hey your family's not gone so no you didn't i traveled across multiple dimensions and timelines to bring you all back in your prime stages on your most tender yes i brought you all here because i am going to introduce you to my new daycare service i thought you need that's the subject what is that where's the baby sound wait that's not very sexy what's going on in here who is this there's the fourth one my prime specimen where are you there [Music] what have we done to my boy yeah you're here too and i thought i was about to get some big booby come in here and feed me no hey i'm a i'm a grower not a shower your milk son get your milk you gonna feed your mammoth in here uh yeah let's not feed him that um it's not milk and let me see wait a second you mean to tell me he's at that party you weren't giving me juice were you no listen i've gotten some very negative yelp reviews about my daycare service like my child's toe was gaping his eye was sticky though i need i need some more positive reviews so i came up with the genius plan of kidnapping us bringing roofie your friends and then making them with your kids you're not my friends you're my victims i mean um with her here i wouldn't be able to control myself i don't i don't think i want to be here anymore look third can you just take us back to if i turn you back into a doge how am i going to have fun what what kind of fun can you stop listening this is man just let us go you must first pass my test i have three of them this is a daycare after all so you need to at least leave with some educational resources stop drinking my scene i mean milk you listen here old man no you listen to me all right you are the youngest specimen here my prime most tender one okay you think i'm gonna let you go never these three they don't compare to you what about me i'm the oldest i mean i'm the lamest no you're like a dried beef jerky this is like a nice sirloin steak get me out of here naruto's having a seizure he's having a seizure i think it's the nine tails i thought if i faked having a seizure he'd like get me to the hospital or something nice we have bigger problems look he wasn't lying we're not even on the earth no guys it's okay i've seen um end game uh captain is going to come to save us no one's coming captain momo momoshiki is coming to save us him a bar to our friends now wait no not at the moment we had a fight and i told him i didn't want him in my head no wait crouch why do you skip leg day bro god damn what do you mean his legs just skipped him hey i'm 90 years old okay no not existing 90 more like 300 at this point listen this is my daycare and you're all being extremely rude there you go dad yeah sasuke come over here look if we're gonna be stuck in this eternal day cam we gotta make some things clear yeah off the table now so we're trying to have a t t time we're gonna be stuck in this eternal daycare we gotta make some things clear hi boruto i'm the big bob hey i'm the big dog around here no you're not i'm still the oldest um you've always been the oldest you've been literally a living dinosaur your entire life and you don't have a karma your parents haven't died yet so you still have your sharing gun you don't even know you have the nine tails in you and i'm already a joanie so i am in charge of the main character so what is self-entitlement have our minds okay so all he has to do is watch my dad die and all i have to do is kill him and take the nine tails from him and i'll be powerful you don't even have a drink loser yeah but karama is still like highly pissed off so he's not trying to be friends with anybody for like 15 more years and then we're just going to be stuck here pretty much until naruto can control the nine tails we need to come here i don't have opioids because this is a daycare okay look what's the letter p for class pushing p yes penis good job you guys aren't trying to escape are you no no never i go over there for a really long time while we talk okay wait okay i love being called what to do we're not trying to escape or anything but where's the exit oh um there is no exit yeah you see when i was designing this place i figured you got to want to run away so i made it impossible to escape but there's doors everywhere no there's always as you can see we are in a complete void is that a man out there in the void oh man and now she's in say i got this i got it i know what to do no no no i know what to do trash but i already did it i have an idea we roofied him and then him or everything hey there okay is that a little kid over in the playpen little kid oh my gosh hi are you ready to learn okay now we have time to think this out what did you do wait i locked him in okay this isn't very funny sasuke sasuke i need your help wait so you're telling me i didn't have to myself yourself yes it was i was going to be a distraction hold on hold on hey whoa that is gross that's the worst one yet boruto stop daddy you're embarrassing me all right boys wait i wasn't finished what i mean you're a disgusting curve what do we do well we just need a ninja strong enough to beat the third hokage because i used my sharingan and i could see the seal to get out of here is it within him so we just have to defeat him and we transport out so naruto i hope you remember how to do the reanimation jitsu we don't have a buggy we need a body to reanimate them i keep my dad's ashes on me oh my god i keep my dad's ashes on me so that's the barbecue smell i was just new you always stay strapped [Music] dad you're hot dad oh no you you're killing yourself so to make up for it we need you to kill this file oh no my one and oh my one in oakley oh oakley oh no my one and only weakness of your own man that's right i know you touched my dad as a kid when he was a kid but now he's grown up and he's here to kill you he killed himself because of the pain that he felt from you touching him yeah what is you want to know what they call him the white thing no yeah his wife you can't defeat me i made you he's not wrong third my son i'm sorry for killing myself all those years ago i couldn't deal with the drama but now i know what i must do those who kill their sugar daddies are worse than skeletons you've tortured your last child yeah i hate to break it to you but you're in my playground you can't stop me we're in his domain i'm pushing peace i got it here you go [ __ ] my go yeah now i can really push p do it daddy no dad you need to hit him with one more thing to finally finish him off once and for all hit him with the 69.99 that's what he took me out with is this really my last rodeo irison your raid of terror is over son once i kill him i'm afraid i'll be gone again but just know i'm proud of you love you dad got one last sucker i know you're doing well in life i'm not though worried by now i have kids in there no you know yeah yeah i was bad he started meditating i love you i'm breaking you first did you see that you see all that smoke whoa this the screen is turning white i think we're getting teleported back oh yeah it's all back yeah it's done no hokage cloak yeah we're different my head is still on the mountain that's my god we went to an alternate timeline where i was okay where's your son oh yeah where's my pupil i think he didn't make it where is he i don't know kakashi you know what this means what we have to reanimate oh thank god wait a minute oh no you guys really left me over there huh what the hell happened to you come on borto we're moving to the cloud village the power surging through my veins though what the wait what oh no took a turn for the worst let's get out of here all right go be the right cog instead i'll take over [Music] done

Channel: Vezypoo

Views: 322,151

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Id: cVA55TsyU1Q

Length: 11min 40sec (700 seconds)

Published: Wed Mar 16 2022