Narrative Telephone Round 2 Ep. 7: Chutney's Christmas Vacation

[Music] hello and welcome to round two of narrative telephone for the uninitiated here's how the game works our storyteller of choice will be starting us off by recording a short story they will then send off that video to the next person who will only be able to watch it once that person must then record themselves recounting that story to the best of their memory before sending their version off to the next person and so on and so forth until everyone is gone the final retelling is sure to be well you'll see how it goes thought it again no i've come too far i was just starting to like this tropical town i'm sure those stupid elves back at the north pole still think i'm at the bottom of the halloween tree too bad the great oogie boogie didn't know that chutney chocolate cane always keeps a razor blade in his mouth he does now i was here on the beach when i heard some poor lovesick fool talking about the latest performance of the ruby of the sea ruby could that be the fat man in his red suit getting his musical theater rocks off in the off season no not here not now i had to be sure i went into town when i became distracted by the most beautiful toy store i had ever seen when that is when inspiration struck what is the one thing saint nick does over and over on that fateful night he slides down chimneys and delivers toys at the bottom of those chimneys is always supposed to be a roaring fire and somehow conveniently he never gets burned perhaps we could exploit that i learned of an arcane rune that when carved into the base of an item would give its owner increased susceptibility to fire damage i could carve it on a toy throw it in santa sack watch him slide down a chimney and kablooey no more i went into that toy store and found the first wooden toy i could find carved my wound watch it glow before it returned to normal it treasured my plan when suddenly the item was taken from me i turned as a small creature was darting out the front door a thief i had to respect it i was not to be thwarted i chased this creature down the street as she headed into a house as i pressed my face against the window i saw a small female halfling woman kneeling in front of her son handing over a very familiar arcane enchanted wooden crossbow what was i going to do steal a toy from a kid as long as he doesn't go jumping in his fireplace i'm sure he'll be fine chutney will have his revenge rat thwarted again oh i've come too far to give up now i find myself stuck in this tropical place sent here by those stupid elves who probably thought they were dropping me off at halloweentown again those idiots they didn't realize that i have a mind as sharp as a razor blade uh anyway it is i chutney candy cane hell bent on revenge once again yes i find myself in this beach community but then i was drawn after i arrived i was drawn to the sound of a love sex song a song being performed by someone named the ruby of the sea i heard the word ruby and i thought haha that must be the fat man himself you know how he loves musical theater so i followed the voice i followed it all the way to a toy store where i saw her exiting that's when i had a brilliant stroke of genius saint nick everyone knows delivers toys by dropping down a chimney and and delivering the the the toys to young boys and girls uh across the world and we also know that he's somehow impervious to the flame at the bottom of the chimney but i chutney thought that if i could somehow get some arcane runes and put them on a toy that then i then chuck into saint nick's bag the fat man won't even know it when he drops down the chimney he'll be the arcane rune will uh activate and it will enhance the damage of the fire damage that happens to him so he'll drop down the chimney and kablooey he'll explode and be vanquished once and for all so i went into the toy store and bought the first wooden toy i could come up with i grabbed it off the shelf and right as i was paying for it another small creature came in and stole it from me and dashed out the door oh i chased after this small creature down the street following her all the way to her small abode where i peeked through the curtains and saw that inside she was giving this small wooden toy hand crossbow to her son well what was i going to do steal a toy for my child i'm not a monster even so i will have my revenge i will get even with that red bastard i will kill santa claus hey everybody it's me chuck knee candy cane and i'm going to tell you a story about this time that i found myself mysteriously in a tropical paradise and i was lost and looking around when suddenly i heard some singing somebody who passed by said the singing was coming from the ruby of the sea which is obviously secret code for that bastard santa claus finally i could have my revenge and so i followed the singing slowly until i came across a toy shop sadly the singing was coming from a strange crimson woman but then as she left the toy shop i had an idea as everyone knows santa is impervious to fire damage that he take that he gets when he goes down a chimney and hits the fire beneath the chimney obviously he is fine when he hits it it does nothing but if i could put a magic rune on a toy and sneak it into his bag i could negate his imperviousness to fire and finally kill santa claus and so i went into the toy shop to find a wooden toy to inscribe that magic rune upon and as i brought it to the counter to pay for it this small tiny creature ran up and grabbed it from my hands and she scurried off outside the toy shop i gave chase and followed her through the streets until i found a small house and as i peeked through the window i saw that she was giving it to a small child well i mean i'm not going to take a crossbow from from a small boy i'm not a monster come on but one day i will have my revenge on that red bastard hey everyone it's me chutney candy cane that old so-and-so from the north pole i'm here to tell you a story of when i was off on a fabulous vacation in a tropical location where i suddenly heard on the wind a beautiful singing i had to know who it was a passerby let me know that it was uh a fabulous singer known as the ruby of the sea i had a suspicion that that was a pseudonym for that fat bastard santa claus so i followed the sound of the singing and it led me into town and there i saw a statuesque red woman walking towards a toy shop and i knew i knew it was santa in disguise i crept up to the window of the toy shop and peered inside and i saw her buying a small toy and i thought oh this is my chance i hatched a plan right there and then for everyone knows that santa claus is impervious to fire for when he goes down the chimney into your home with his toys nothing at all happens unfortunately but if i couldn't inscribe a magic rune on a toy and leave it under the tree for him then santa could pick it up and lose his impervious to fire and the next time he touched down smoldering flames so when santa left the shop i walked right in and asked for a toy hmm is that what happened i can't remember oh shoot let's say that i followed the woman to her home i wanted the toy she got she bought a crossbow that would be perfect so i followed this santa claus to home and looked in the window of the small house no that's not it rewind rewind when i was in the shop a small creature that's it walked up and bought a crossbow and cut me off to getting the toy i wanted and i followed her not santa that bastard who i'll catch up with later to her home and looked in the window and saw her giving the crossbow to a very small child like a foot and a half and gave it and i thought well that would have been perfect but i'm not going to steal a crossbow from a small child what am i some kind of monster that's travis willingham not me so i let the child have it and knew that one day if i bite it my time santa claus would be mine [Music] travis has something wrong with you yes it's time for me to tell you a story a story about how i chuck me candy cane came so close to defeating my nemesis it all begins when i went to a tropical location for a well-deserved vacation when i heard a voice pure and sweet most lovely singing i'd ever seen or heard more like and i remembered whispers about ruby of the sea yes yes that could only be one person [Music] the crimson crap himself that red bastard santa claus well i took it upon myself then and there i followed the voice and there i beheld the most devious disguise i'd ever seen a tiefling woman read with horns beautiful form-fitting robes and honestly for a second there i was kind of like you know hey girl hey but let's not digress i saw through his disguise immediately and as he entered a toy store of course it was a toy store lazy hatched plan i know that if he doesn't have a weakness i could make one he's immune to fire yes that's why every time he goes down a chimney nothing happens like drones arcane sigils on the toy and then when he touches it as he goes to put it under the chimney under the tree he goes proof the moment he gets near fire again yes this is a perfect plan there's no reason to think about it at all and inspected for flaws so i watched and waited for my opportunity a toy was bought and then i followed the red woman oh no that's that's reverse it that's not how that went ah yes i was full of my ties and i didn't follow the red woman home someone else bought a toy knee-high tiny a little crossbow yes i followed that person back to their home and i watched as they handed off the crossbow to a young child couldn't have been more than like like like a foot like two feet tall just incomprehensibly tiny yes smelling of thoughts and hope and i had to think am i the kind of person that would take a toy from a child just to curse like a crimson idiot no no no i'm not i'm not that bad i'm not him so i let it happen i watched this beautiful moment and as i slipped back into the darkness my umbrella behind my ear i plot it for another day and another way to bring down that christmas clown himself [Laughter] hello and let me tell you a story about how i chutney candy cane almost took out that rat bastard in red himself now it all begins and i was taking a much needed vacation somewhere on a tropical space and it was on this journey this this vacation that i i heard the most beautiful voice that i'd ever seen or heard for that matter and i found myself drawn to this beautiful singing and i wondered could this be a trap does he know i'm coming so i went to inspect as i went through the streets my tie in hand i went and found what i knew to be a dubious disguise of this terrible santa beast as i saw him glamoured to be a woman in red skin with horns performing for those around her ah but i will not be outsmarted you for christmas fool so i began to lay my plan thinking about it i followed him after he left the shop and went into a toy shop of course he would go into a toy shop wouldn't he stupid bastard that's what i thought i would lay a trap for him here now i know he was resistant to fire but if i could lay a series of magical runes upon one of these toys then perhaps when he took the toy and brought it back to his home then i could set it off and boom no fault to this plan whatsoever thinking about it no perfectly problem proof sound indeed so i went and followed him no no reverse that i drank too many my ties and did not follow him back home instead it was not him but a a small much shorter creature that bought a toy indeed yes a little wooden crossbow that i had already insulted with these runes and i followed them home and watched as they instead gave this this toy this this toy that i had set to detonate the man in crimson instead to a small child no more than a foot two two feet tall ah the impossibly small child and i thought ima the kind of creature who would destroy the life of this being just to curse this fat man no no i am not such a creature so instead i watch the child accept the gift and watched a beautiful moment between this family and i wandered off with the paper umbrella behind my ear and cackling into the night preparing and plotting another day where i would indeed get my vengeance upon that terrible jolly fat man hello that's for sure not it hello i am here to tell you a tale and my name oh is chutney candy cane and and and and i'm gonna talk to you about the red bastard himself santa claus so i decided to go on a vacation in the tropics and i'm having a good time minding my own damn business when i heard the most beautiful voice i've ever seen or heard for that matter and and i i i think about oh no could this be a trap that the red beast has laid before me so i go to the to the sound of the person singing and it's uh it's the red beast himself [Music] glamorized for the whole audience as as a woman as a an opera singer and she's singing and everyone's loving it and and finally finishes and i follow that rap bastard and what do you know he goes into a toy store like the predictable idiot that he is and i take this is where it gets a little fuzzy i take a toy that i know he's going to take and i infuse it with runes of destruction so it'll detonate his sleigh when he puts it on the sleigh and what do you know i'm drinking my my ties having a grand old time and a child grabs the toy instead i'm panicking the toy is going with the kid and the parents [Music] if nothing happens it doesn't detonate thank goodness but uh i'll learn my rooms next time to get them a little better and i'm gonna pop that my thai umbrella in my ear and i'm gonna enjoy the rest of this vacation and get them next time you piece of red velvetine big old boy hello oh nope hello my name is chutney candy cane and let me tell you the story about how i almost got that big ridden white bastard the big man himself you see i was on this trip like a hunting trip why do i and uh walking through the woods minding my own business and there across the way i see the red floofy bastard himself and so i follow him and he goes into exactly the most predictable place that idiot could have picked which is a toy store and oh wait i got here because i heard a beautiful noise the most beautiful noise in the forest that i ever heard and i got there and it was big big red man um performing as a female opera singer and was just dazzling the crowd and they don't even know the trick that's happening to them and as he goes off after uh you know pulling this ruse as a lady opera singer to everybody i follow him and then that's when he goes into a toy store the predictable bastard so i thought this was my chance and i take a toy that i knew he needed to gift to a loving and kind and needy children and i infused it with rooms to set a trap so that when he takes it back it'll explode his sleigh and i will forgotten him once and for all but much to my dismay i see a little child pick up the toy instead and i'm sitting there with my my ties because now i'm on vacation i guess and i'm watching this play out and i'm like oh no oh what's about to happen and nothing happens the trap doesn't spring so i'm like okay uh next time i'll have to make sure that i get my runes right but i guess in this case probably good that uh those those rooms didn't go off so i'm just to finish my mai tai and next time yeah you big big christmas bastard hello my name is my name is chutney candy cane and i'm here to tell you about the time that i almost almost got that big red for brains big man i was on a hunting trip like you do and uh i was walking through the woods when i hear the most amazing the most magical sound you've ever heard in all the north pole was a voice singing so i go to it and there's this there's there is a big red floofy man himself singing to a crowd he's pretending to be uh some is this the voice because i feel like chatty was like an old guy he's pretending to be a opera singer uh and all the people are just loving it they're eating it up and they don't know the magical entanglements he's giving him you know so they're watching it and he finishes the performance and they're all you know clapping and he walks away so what do i do hey i follow him maybe i should change to an old guy and i follow him and of course he goes in the most predictable place you've ever seen you could ever imagine a toy store so i follow him into the toy store and i'm thinking of myself i'm thinking to myself [Music] what am i going to do here so i find a toy that he's gonna need to give to some some wonderful kind child and i take the toy and i put runes all over it and uh it's there you know the magical runes that that are set to explode as soon as he gets him onto his sleigh so i'll end the the guy once and for all and uh so i believe i do i said that and then i leave and i'm watching what's happening on i don't know how i'm watching it i'm watching it on a phone maybe am i on a beach i'm watching on my phone i've got a mai tai i'm watching everything happen in the store and instead of santa walking up this kid walks up who's apparently at the same store that santa shops at and then i'm freaking out because i'm like oh no this is for meant for him and then he and then it doesn't work the more the thing that happens is the runes don't go off and you know hindsight i should probably work on my roots because but this particular time it was really good because i don't want to hurt a child uh uh it's so yeah good good times i think there was more to the story but mauritius sweatshirt got me uh so yeah that's it's chutney signing off with my tags i don't feel good about it will said to keep the energy so this is how i interpreted that hi everybody hello oh look this is another lovely evening shoot look at us cheers cheers cheers and welcome special guest [Applause] i just snuck in i've been doing random zoom calls and then i found y'all and i just stayed yes she could never leave uh so we had another travis willingham special today oh that's right it's you christmas and when is this gonna air april i don't know christmas in spring christmas christmas and spring oh my god kind of kind of it was off season christmas yeah plotting in spring but yeah i don't know if the story stayed that way no i mean i think i no i don't think it i i don't remember anymore i i don't either i don't remember doing this at all a little bit of a fugue uh well oh god let's get a refresher from travis we know we know travis started yeah didn't know that chutney chocolate cane always keeps a razor blade in his mouth chocolate cake i was here on the beach when i heard some poor lovesick fool talking about the latest performance of the ruby of the sea ruby could that be the fat man in his red suit getting his musical theater rocks off in the offseason wow i became distracted by the most beautiful toy store i had ever seen when that is when inspiration struck what is the one thing saint nick does over and over on that fateful night he goes down chimneys and delivers toys this is riveting yeah and somehow conveniently he never gets burned perhaps we could exploit that i learned of an arcane rune that when carved into the base of an item would give its owner increased susceptibility to fire damage watch him slide down a chimney in kablooey no more i went into that toy store and found the first wooden toy i could find carved my wound watch it glow before it returned to normal it treasured my plan when suddenly the item was taken from me i turned as a small creature was darting out the front door a thief i had to respect it i was not to be coorded i chased this creature down the street as she headed into a house as i pressed my face against the window i saw a small female halfling woman kneeling in front of her son handing over to the familiar arcane enchanted wooden crossbow [Music] what was i going to do steal a toy from a kid as long as he doesn't go jumping in his fireplace i'm sure he'll be fine chutney will have his revenge that's exactly how i remember doing it so high level of difficulty wow that is also just the most perfect performance i've seen travis i mean any arena and he's rehearsed mr willingham you're accepted to juilliard all it took was the chutney monologue my god how amazing would it be if years from now we get word that someone was accepted into some some institution i kind of want a night before christmas chutney style at this point i think yeah yes get you in an elf costume i started casting the live-action film of this and i think it's liam neeson i will find you and i will kill you it's so well done it was fast talking i loved it by the the looks on your faces it clearly didn't stay anywhere new i want to know where it all fell apart because that's because i wanted to give you lots of off ramps and it sounds like at least some of you took it did it started with sam i don't know how much of that i got not a lot that's the person who went after you stuck in this tropical place sent here by those stupid elves who probably thought they were dropping me off at halloween town again though halloween tell the costume stores yes i find myself in this beach community but then i was drawn like retirement that must be the fat man himself you know how he loves music theater so i followed the voice i followed it all the way to a toy store sure saw her i got exiting he got there that's when i had a brilliant stroke of genius saint nick everyone knows delivers dropping down a chimney and and delivering the the the toys to young boys and girls it when he drops down the chimney he'll be once again excellent use of your ring light and it will enhance the damage of the damage that happens glad you're using it okay and completely yeah i grabbed it off the shelf and right as i was paying for it another small creature came in and stole it from me and dashed out the door down the street following her all the way to her small abode where i peeked through the curtains okay saw them we're paddling small wooden toy hand crossbow to her son oh what was i going to do steal a toy for my child i'm not a monster even so i pick up say i'm impressed sam has continuously been the person that has trimmed time off he added 40 seconds to the story well done oh wow well i had to i had to figure out if santa was delivering boys or toys i don't know that i have that's really cool yeah fat tracks no more t-shirts 2021. it's the cryptkeeper it somebody who passed by said the singing was coming from the ruby of the sea blue trims all of the storytelling that's where it all went bastard it's it started keeper and it's turning to skeletor all desiccated villains have their moment here a wooden toy to inscribe and remember and as i brought it to the counter to pay for it small i don't like how natural this feels for you i was just hoping to distract people with the dolly parton candle in the back but clearly that didn't work oh no that was amazing i love it a small house she got a second window i saw that she was giving it to a small child red yeah i want this to be your campaign 3 character oh my god upsetting yeah you trimmed off the extra time that sam put on there and you added you added a healthy dose of crypt keeper which is yeah yeah yeah little maniacal laughter at the end which hopefully yeah you did feel like a bad guy from an indian i guarantee you it did not i hope the dead eyes continue i'm not the dead eyes the threatening eyes intense that's what happens please tell me that's the angle you're suffering i know what those contain did you just eat oh yes here we go chutney candy cane yeah amazing are you so golden yeah it's your whole body it's [Music] fabulous singer known as the ruby of the sea i have a suspicion of suiting him for that fat bastard santa claus you're turning into a butterball turkey and acting is amazing it's winston churchill as chutney why do you have a heat lamp on you he's trying to hatch himself [Laughter] this is my chance i hatched the plan right there and then for everyone knows foreign [Laughter] there's a minute left the toy i wanted and i followed her not santa this has got serious drunk theater activists full richard if you think i'm drunk wait do you see mr mercer crossbow from a small child i'm just talking about the crossbow it's travis well he would have john hurt for a something wrong with you wow i sting in the background too i would like to retract and i want to see someone do that monologue to get into juilliard that would be way more entertaining including the rewind part wow it has a lot of degradation ahead of it what have we dropped so far okay yeah abrea's next so what happened was oh no i fell outside and it started to rain and then i ran inside and i forgot everything but the laugh yep 30 seconds and i didn't do the voice right on the show i had such high hopes of making your excuses follow that blood for the blood gods four and a half minutes you added 90 seconds i don't know how time works nice oh yes when am i done [Music] i know that look what am i all of the acting i've ever had in my whole body all at once there is a high quantity of acting happening so many people would say too much yes not us what have i done the christmas is like crap that's a good alliteration this is full shakespeare in the park greek theater this is a triumph for that one pilot season they did and then i've been saving it all up for here is a snack and i will honor that i love it a toy store yes okay we're at the toy store there's a toy store not halfway through yet sam so this really is identical to every show i saw in shakespeare in the park it really is 100 i can i can see old people talking at intermission like did you see that monologue at the end of the second act there's mosquitoes floating around behind me there's no reason to think about it shakespeare oh my god there's still like three minutes left what have i done it's incredible my god i mean in like the red woman overall red woman reverse okay that's where okay that's where my text came from oh no somebody had to sam regal this someone had to say it she's like a mystic i can see like the off-screen bonfire that she's looking into to remember this [Laughter] i recall like it was yesterday just through some like bones and sizzles to try to recall what the hell happened when shall we three meet again oh god oh this is enthralling that's not true this one's wide screen elite that's christmas cloudiness it takes a special gift to re-enter the atmosphere in such a fiery display and that was second to none it's so impressive because you said you came back in and you didn't remember the story and yet you gave the performance of your career yeah you hit every beat like not a lot fell out of there several new ones yeah that may need to i only want to know what confused soul went after that and went took out that rat bastard is ready oh bring in the base it all begins and i was taking a much needed vacation wow we're on a tropical space tropical space lost in paradise [Music] flustered eyes or heard and i found myself drawn to this beautiful singing oh i wondered could this be a trap this is passionate you know i know so i went to inspect as i went through the streets this is my tie in hand i accept the legacy dubious disguise terrible said to there's the of course he would go into a toy shop wouldn't he so the ruby of the sea in the story is santa claus i thought i think we dropped yeah we did something we did some yeah he was resistant to fire it's not like um [Applause] about it no totally problem proof sound so this is uh this is problem proof too many we have a problem did not follow him back home instead it was not him but a a small much shorter creature that bought a toy indeed yes a little wooden cross boat i had guardians out there back around yeah we did it this is gave this this toy this this toy that i had set for to detonate the man in crimson instead to a small child no [Music] the life of this being just to curse this fat man no no wonderfully that's a creature so instead who knew that chubby would bring out like the shakespeare no might as well be christmas hey me ashley and laura i feel like i should apologize just based on that expression new profile pic oh no this is candy cane [Music] yeah got some real jason mu's vibe why do all of your accents sound like you're a soccer mom from lansing no and it's not it's my mission coming out michigan wants out glad chicken wants out for the whole rap bastards like a predictable idiot you're like oh my gosh like half a bottle in the pinot which is a jacob [Laughter] but now that you said it i can't not hear it straight up and for you i'm gonna tell you something about santa blues i'm gonna oh god i should have just left it at the moment no you're good [Music] here we go boys that's so much better than anything we've done i also identify as a red velvetine big old boy that's some sweet memphis rage like oh i'll run the shakespeare right out the door it was hilarious that was the open mic john deere festival i could feel her on that last little bit looking for a curse word that wouldn't be too offensive right but like you could see that all the ones popping into her head were real bad oh god there's only two left right yeah yeah all of that i'm sorry a lot all of that carried over to me this is like depleted uranium let me tell you the story about how i almost got that red white bastard all right yes sam what's good straight up i see the red [Music] the most beautiful noise in the forest i don't know where did the beach go i don't know big red man performing as a female opera singer was just dazzling wait did this just become a drag show oh yeah it wasn't too early i should have come in later it's got so much better as he goes off we are so far off the track we've hopped to three different trips to everybody when he goes into a toy store the predictable bastard it with rooms to set a trap so that when he takes it back exploded sleigh and my god sure god know once and for all watching this play out i feel like mai tai has just become the new safe word for this one right right you're not wrong it happens the trap doesn't spring okay yes [Music] [Laughter] oh the only thing that we agree on is that santa claus is a bastard born out of wedlock hold on i think the phrase predictable bastard is actually terrible and i'm going to live with that for a while what's the worst thing you can be like you suck and we saw it coming how dare you can we put at the end of this episode mauricio can we put the actors equity logo on like wow close us out with them close us up with the masterpiece theater it's like you're oh laura next time you're up for your you know fourth bathtub they'll play this video at the ceremony that's the face of are you wearing two watches my butler wears my watches sound [Music] is this the voice he finishes the performance and i take the toy and i put runes all over it with a rune spray yeah it looks like whipped cream gets them onto a sleigh soil and the guy once and for all yeah he's real nice in this one watching what's happening get him this is why none of our plans work how i'm watching it i'm watching it on a phone maybe [Music] and let me just tell you do seem like a lady with a mai tai at a pool so yeah blame it on the fed that's it fizzle out that laura i've never seen you ripcord so hard out of something before i mean i feel like committed to the rip cord yeah i feel like it went full circle from shakespearean actor at their peak to washed-up shakespearean actor at the bar um yeah really upset about the role that they got it was a whole career yes that's where it went being interviewed in a shitty youtube channel that nobody's heard of and they just like they don't want to be there but it's all they got oh there was nothing that's emanuelle zero story to that but there was total character so yeah yeah well done thank you you did that you did that thing where if you don't have an ending you just pick a detail and repeat it a few times my time i don't know truth be told i didn't want to hurt a kid okay i'm too oh i was just starting to like this tropical town i'm sure those stupid elves back at the north pole still think i'm at the bottom of the halloween tree it's so good the great boogie didn't know that chutney chocolate cane always keeps a razor blade in it is it chubby chocolate cake yeah yeah yeah we it all up i was here on the beach when i heard some poor love that's the detail we fought for right everything else we can ruby the ruby of the sea man in his red suit getting his musical theater rocks off in the off season no not here not now i had to be sure i went into town is when inspiration what is the one thing saint nick does over and over on that fateful night he slides down chimneys and delivers toys boys boys would give its owner increased susceptibility to fire damage throw it in center sack slide down a chimney and kablooey no more i went into that toy store and found the first wooden toy i could find i feel bad about how good this is and how much i did there [Music] as i pressed my face against the window i saw a small female halfling woman kneeling in front of her son handing over a very familiar arcane enchanted wooden crossbow what was i going to do steal a toy from a kid as long as he doesn't go jumping in his fireplace i'm sure it'll be fine the look so good i think when we took the turn into like slim jim 1970s there's blame to go around yeah we share this we share this okay okay okay we'll share the blame yeah there was there was no connective tissue there towards the end to hold on to well there was mentions of saint nicholas and santa was in it yeah yeah spray roons on stuff spray room sure crossbow i think i imagined it was like a wooden dick or something what was i imagining i was playing that's on brand laura i just believe yeah you know this is the new sign for wooden decks [Laughter] i don't know what kind of dick that is but it's a swirly one that's what oh it's a duck it's a it's a soft suit why i'm so sorry abrea thank you for being a part of this amazing chaos wait don't we do this again yeah you're up next what oops stop preparing you get to kick off the next shane box yeah yeah you can destroy us i have to finish my run of the twelfth night and that's uh you will be the the grand finale of this round of the season just closer let's go yeah no no quarter just go pretty good so bad they can't bring it back i've got a goal i love it i love it oh man i'm so glad i believe in you this is the last part the relief came from the zoom [Laughter] another analogy no ring talk here yeah you got to do something you got to do some accent though oh you you did a good that was really good how did you oh it's like a little mine everything's fine i'll see you in your dreams and we'll see all of you next i heard a telephone [Music] you

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[u/PokeJem7]

Next week's is the last one? That's a little disappointing considering only half the cast have had a go this round. I assume the other half will go again next round?

[u/robcwag]

So much context lost when Taliesin got to it but he did add the maniacal laughter.

[u/TriglycerideRancher]

Holy shit the fireplace reference!!! Goddammit he got us

[u/rasnac]

Everyone talks about Ashley, but actually Liam is the true destroyer of stories. He just keeps uiet and flies under the radar. Or, as in this episode, his face gets so red, people get distracted. :D

[u/blueeyesredlipstick]

The slow-dawning horror on my face as I realized the significance of an enchanted crossbow being given to a halfling woman's son...

[u/The_mango55]

Aabria was 100% channeling Eartha Kitt's Catwoman, especially with the insulting nicknames given to Santa, and I loved it.

[u/BazlarTheGnome]

I love Chutney. I would watch a whole campaign of Chutney's revenge on the red bastard.

[u/FishoD]

Travis you sly bastard. So Chutney was behind the recent tragedy all along. Well played, well played.