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foreign [Music] I thought that you could sense that with your peter tinkle please do not start calling it my peter tingle so what's up you can dodge bullets but not bananas no I just really need this vacation I need a break you deserve it you know what you should pack your suit just in case I have a tingle about it please stop saying tingle May no no I'm not yes [Music] but do you want the first shift of the second I could take either give me the third shift I took an Ambien wait I can't chaperone these kids alone yo Parker this is called an airplane it's like the buses you're used to except it flies over the poor neighborhoods instead of driving through them ma'am he blipped so technically he's 16 not 21. I'll take that she's lying I don't even know this girl classic MJ right did you know Brad was coming so weird like one day he's that little kid who cried and got nosebleeds all the time and suddenly he blipped back and he's totally ripped and super nice and all these girls were after him not all the girls are after him no man they're all after him yeah anyway on the more important things it's a nine hour flight you can play B Slayers the whole time I need your help to sit next to MJ seriously yes seriously what about our plan American bachelors in Europe that's your plan that's a solo plan come on this is my plan please guys uh there's an old lady sitting in front of us wearing a crazy amount of perfume and it's kind of setting off Peter's allergies um you know Betty if you could just switch seats with them he's allergic to perfume yeah yeah because um it makes his eyes water and he can't really see Peter has a perfume allergy oh uh I'll tell you from experience perfume allergies or no joke I could feel hives breaking out already MJ stand up Ned take MJ spot MJ you take my spot Peter come with me let's get you out of there Zach and Sebastian you take Ned and Peter seats Ned thanks for bringing this to my attention your safety is my responsibility and Mr Dale's but he's I got it for now let's go Peter let's go I have a small bladder so I took the aisle so did you want to play Beast Slayer nope have you like ever played any kind of PC game did I tell you how my wife pretended to blip out turns out she ran off with a guy in her hiking group we had a fake funeral for her and everything a little funeral was real but it's because I thought she was really dead do you want to see the video well I got a dual headphone adapter if you want to watch a movie only if it's depressing or hilarious oh you have a dual headphone adapter we can watch together and ladies and gentlemen this is your captain speaking our flight time today will be 8 hours and 49 minutes to Venice Italy [Music] [Applause] baby because [Music] hey man did you see Brad and MJ on the plane they were watching movies and laughing the entire time dude don't worry okay I'm sure that's nothing hey babe can you hold this for me please yeah of course thanks what was that uh well we actually got to talking on the plane and it turns out we have a lot in common so uh we're boyfriend and girlfriend now whatever happened to being an American bachelor in Europe Peter those were the words of a boy and that boy met a woman a very strong and powerful woman and now my boy's a man coming babe [Music] there's nothing in there I swear [Music] please now [Applause] [Music] I'm here [Music] thank goodness
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Views: 2,104,619
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Keywords: Now Playing, Movies, Film, Cinema, Movieclips, Movie Scenes, Movie Trailers, Comedy, Horror, Drama, Action, Adventure, Family, Musical, Spider-Man, Spiderman, Spider Man, Nick Fury, Spider-Man Far From Home, Happy, Tom Holland, Samuel L. Jackson, Far From Home, Marisa Tomei
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Length: 7min 1sec (421 seconds)
Published: Fri Dec 16 2022
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