My Student Spirit | S1 E1 | You shall not pass

when i was just 10 years old mom took my sister and i to see a fortune teller the old woman said i had an exceptional lifeline that crosses over the love line i will live well into old age and die peacefully surrounded by a big and loving family well the old hag just scanned the hell out of us they say your whole life flashes in front of your eyes in moments like this but all i could think was did i turn the iron off [Music] come on you'll have enough time come on [Music] okay okay bye hey um hey there it's uh room's kind of occupied so uh would be great if you packed your [ __ ] wait a second dimitri the kebab studying for the exam i thought you've already been expelled oh so you're susceptible that'll be easy then [Applause] let's start with the basics [Music] what you laughing at oh god no please no not like this actually you can't interact with your own body believe me i've tried what what about you uh what's your favorite me yeah i think i know are you an idiot what oh oh right so so this goes here yeah and uh got it you [ __ ] so so you didn't choke then good god i can't die i have so much to live for i don't want to go to hell there's no hell at least they never took me anywhere wait so i'm gonna stay here with you forever no no no there's still a chance i can do something it's a bit creepy though i don't want you to freak out i'm literally looking at my own dead body permission granted this yes yes just please do some [ __ ] thing already okay feels a bit weird but wait what what the heck is this legs it's been a while since i've used legs [Music] oh no not again hello ma'am dormitory number 12. a person is sick they're not breathing and don't have a pulse and they also have a pen sticking out of that neck how many times three okay seems hopeless okay short briefing girl showers are open 24 7. don't mix it up with the guys one though that might depend on your not this time as i was saying i was fine on my own me weirdo happy now i'll have to retake the exam well first of all hi second of all don't you care that you're talking of the nerdiest nerd in uni yeah thanks i asked the round the only thing i care about at the moment is passing these exams and if you don't want to see me here for a couple more years it's in your own damn interest to help me okay i have an idea as brilliant as last time there's a notebook under my bed it has notes from every lecture over the years you can generous you've just saved my academic career wow a notebook thanks [Music] what a dick if i wasn't stuck in this room i tell him you're a dick right to his face what no oh [ __ ] watch what you wish for i i don't wanna anywhere but [Music] wait a minute this isn't hell this is a street i'm outside [Music] [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] [Music] is [Music] [Applause] dude that could have been you i'm not going to be able to save you for the third time what the hell i asked you nicely not to fall like i wanted to it was kind of drawn to you why not like that physically dude what this is serious i haven't been out of the door for so long i i i thought i was tied to the room two words back off thank you for saving me but for the record i didn't ask you to save one shut up i don't want to shout at the air in front of all my classmates classmates of course we're on campus i haven't seen anyone for so long we i am shut your mouth you're alive hello from the other side when did you get out of the hospital i thought you were done for no biggie what's with the band-aid i had a shaving accident i can't believe you survived it's great that anthony was nearby yeah he's the man he's a real hero man okay how about we hit the bar after uh drinks on me a bar we're talking about anthony yeah anthony what a guy it wasn't for him who knows a notebook well yeah notebook notebook really we found it the notebook was four years of lectures with the teacher's comments and slip-ups [Music] hey i need that nah give it back [Music] dude what's wrong i don't know stop them please [Music] silence i said silence take your seats make it quick people eyes off your phones and on your books quit your whining and start walking to my desk in alphabetical order now i see i'm in demand today what i don't remember writing this huh side b one a two c three b keep it down write it write it down four a five uh b 60 7c all right thank you i guess for real this time maybe you're not so useless after all so you're tied to this notebook not the room no one's taken it out of the room before and i can't touch it so please be careful oh so you're a balloon on a string please be careful so the notes are useless no lecture notes are there now but there's a list what like a shopping list no listen it's important what if i destroy it if i like eat it or something i don't know let's not attempt it so the checklist the checklist [Music] you

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Keywords: Phoenix Animation, my student spirit, mss, Дух моей общаги, ДМО, Elijah

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Length: 9min 50sec (590 seconds)

Published: Tue May 24 2022