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you could say I live in the middle of nowhere but I prefer to call it the middle of the wilderness though after living alone out here long enough I thought it would be familiar with the land out here we'd be more comfortable I never have gotten comfortable maybe maybe use of this place but never comfortable pretty sure I can hold my own out here for the time being but even so lots of weird shit happens out here glad to finally have a way to tell strangers who probably won't judgement call me crazy back to the topic at hand rich stuff deep I'll start with the first odd experience I had here when I first purchased this land I was really excited there's already a house on the property that was the perfect size for me and not only that but it seemed pretty new the former owners didn't stay around very long and yeah red flags here and there but how was I supposed to know how messed up this place wants anyway I moved in without any issue within a week I'm out on some trail those already there he for deer tracks and some other game trails and I'm actually having a pretty relaxing time until I swear I hear a baby say mama and the most stereotypical voice I've ever heard off in the distance and not like I said I'm here in the middle of nowhere so there shouldn't be anyone for miles I just should that offers me hearing things 20 minutes later I hear the same voice again say me mama probably this time it's maybe 40 yards away on the other side of some trees rush it even sound like a real baby it's not like some disturbed dirty of course by this point he's definitely on my property as well so I started making my way through the undergrowth then when I'm sure I'm about to hit where he and the brush clears out to a clearing and I finally get a glimpse of the man he was butt-naked halfway behind a tree finding a huge smile or his eyes stayed kind of spin T was also pretty skinny as I could see his ribs I usually hear people say that at this moment my blood ran cold but honestly mine didn't I was looking at some butt-naked crackhead trespassing on my property he decided to let out another mama during silence while I was trying to figure out my next move so I promptly responded with a hearty what the actual fuck are you doing that's when he decided my next move for me he started running it and I might have run away if he hadn't been so scrawny so when he reached me with that big smile and looked like he was about to grab me I punched him in the throat it's a good punch I was proud of it honestly but it kept any normal man on the ground for at least a minute so I got the first time that this wasn't a normal man while I was standing there proud of my Mike Tyson level haymaker the guy immediately got back to his feet and before I had time to hit him again he dived tackled me to the ground hey pretty bad he somehow pinned my shoulders to the ground and no matter how hard I kicked and punched him he wouldn't let up so I was forced to use Plan B I pulled out my trusty bear grylls survival knife stabbed him in the gut twice this finally got his attention he hopped back to his feet slinging blood all over me in the process I got back to my feet knife in hand and waited for him to do something else well he did though would stick a finger in his wound and lick the blood off then cartwheel into the woods crying like an actual newborn baby this time not by this point I was pretty on edge and right as he got far enough away that I could no longer hear him I turned then I walked home no I should have run running through the woods isn't so tiring I just I just didn't feel like it when I got home all was normal again it was for a while another story that comes to mind when I think about odd things happening around this area is the event that led me to no longer camp in my woods by the time that the event in this story took place and it already experienced quite a few things on this property and this was easily the third freakiest thing to happen up to this point right behind the naked stabbed victim that cried like a newborn baby and cart wheeled into the woods this time I had decided that I wanted to go camping and despite all the stuff that had happened had never been seriously injured in those woods so why not go sleep in them I had choice I know anyway the first few hours while I got into the woods were fine I saw it camp with a fire burning myself trying to cook a hot dog piss on the fire that burnt me then I started to realize that camping is pretty boring when you're alone so I decided to go sleep next thing I know I wake up to the sound of a young girl's voice down in a creek sounds like she's college type age she's saying help I need some help down here I'm lost dad help again I can hear her down in the creek in my tent this isn't the first time that had been lured into the woods by a voice pleading for help but this voice was a lot more convincing than the others nonetheless I still brought my newly purchased handgun I bought for dealing her things on the land when I made my way to the creek flashlight in hand and headed down to the voice soon I find the source I didn't put the flashlight beam on her right away because I didn't want to blind her but I could clearly see the outline a small girl sitting on the bank of the creek I got about 15 feet away and she stopped me stating that you really don't need that flashlight with the moon out like this it wasn't even close to a full moon so that confused me little I applied with I don't know about you but I can't see a thing out here let me help you though you hurt then I started to shine the flashlight on her but she screamed stop before I could get to her face this time her voice wasn't convincing and I could tell she wasn't human what you guys need to realize is that I'm not a badass I'm not trying to sound cool or tough but ever since something happened three years ago the same event that caused me to move out here I don't respond to situations the same anymore maybe I'm not maybe I'm not scared of death anymore and maybe I'm not mentally stable but maybe I'm weird but wait when I established that this thing wasn't human I I started to smile it fooled me he got I got me into the woods and its domain and was probably gonna make an attempt at my life but I might as well piss it off a little so I flicked my flashlight up and I revealed its face it actually was a girl sort of she was super pale and had abnormally large eyes they were completely black when the light hit her face her head snapped forward and made eye contact with me and her jaw dropped open three times longer than any human could have and she screamed it was loud like a like an inhuman loud it sounded like a girls scream but as if as if it was being played through massive speakers to make it ear-splitting and then I felt something closing around my neck she hasn't she hadn't moved but something was somehow choking me she's still screaming out I've realized while living here that the entities that can hurt you can also get hurt themselves now most of them are tough as nails but they can be hurt this memory went through my head just as I felt something warm dripping onto my neck and my left ear went quiet a busted eardrum I guess I aggressively threw my flashlight at the bitch and it connected with what I assumed us or I I couldn't tell for sure because I didn't have a flashlight and yes I forgot to use the gun it was it was new and the current life-or-death situation I forgot that I had it well luckily the girl wasn't one of the tough ones and I I felt the grip on my neck loosen and her scream stopped and no sooner had I taken my first breath when she bent over backwards possession style and started bringing into the woods in Reverse I finally caught my breath I slowly walked up to my campsite I went to sleep in the tent they may be asking why I didn't go home after that it felt like a 20 minute hike my flash that was broken so I had to wait till morning I slept pretty good though no noises woke me up I woke up the next morning expecting my ear to be killing me miraculously was completely back to normal I later figured out that it was the lady in the tree who fixed my ear but that's a story for another time this morning I just packed up everything and I headed back home the only thing that got messed up was my flashlight so I wasn't even that disappointed in the trip I didn't camp out there anymore because no matter how weirdly wired I am that girl really did freak me out a good bit and I'm sure she's still out there I want you'll notice so far is that these entities aren't really very effective killers but that didn't go for everything out here I understand that skinwalkers are a common topic in a horror scene the moment and from what I can tell I think that's the creature I'm dealing with but I had to be wrong because this is a skinwalker it's advanced to another level not only does it imitate voice it imitates appearance it really wants me dead or gone so I like to call it skinny and I think I pissed him off though and when I say his name I say it loud because especially at night I know he's listening I've lived here for three years now and he's been harassing me for about a year and he's good one of the smartest things to come after me so far the the only one that can seem to almost get in my head he tries to lure me out not by pretending to be someone in trouble like the other imitators that I've dealt with before he's aware that that stuff doesn't work on me anymore now he tries to piss me off he wants me to try to kill him problem is we both know I probably can't one time he did get me though I was watching a documentary about veterans suicide it's a terrible topic I'm a supporter of the Armed Forces yeah I think it's terrible our government doesn't take better care of its vets that risk everything overseas so we don't have to they're doing a slide show of men who had unfortunately lost the struggle with their own demons and I had to look away for a second because it's one guy that appeared on the screen looked too young and happy to have gone to this darker place he was mixed race from what I could tell aesthetic looking had a but a big dimpled smile on his face I looked away I'm suddenly staring at the same kid outside my window same smile same build same uniform one difference across his forehead was the word failure I'm instantly knew it was skinny he wasn't trying to imitate this kid he was insulting it and he finally struck a nerve I had seen him imitate so many other people and try so many other tactics but this one this was the one that finally broke me I was ending this Creek I exploded out of my chair bolted from my bedroom grabbed my 45 and proceeded to walk towards the same window the young soldier was still staring through I got within five feet and saw that the word has changed it spelled out I deserved it and after reading this I didn't hesitate to raise my gun and fire two shots I think he ducked them bastards fast I stormed outside to try to find him but he wasn't anywhere to be seen that's why I here gotcha whispered into my ear and I was flung across the wall of my house the gun flew out of my hand in the process broke two ribs and dislocated my right shoulder I was a dead man and he knew it ever since the incident that led me to buy a house by myself out in the middle of the woods I I don't think I've ever felt fear again till he's wrong in my head I did feel defeat and I fell for his trap and now he's gonna kill me and these thoughts pass to my brain and I passed out from the pain and the concussion probably and then then for some reason moon that I don't understand I woke up who's bright outside and I was covered in blood and in more pain than I'd ever been in my entire life but I was alive why was i lying I struggled to stand up with my right arm hanging loosely at my side and I soon noticed the words carved into the outside wall of my house next time ever since I got back from the hospital I told the doctors I fell off a roof I've been trying to find ways to deal with or kill a skinwalker now there is a way or if he's even a skinwalker he beat me I'm usually pretty light-hearted with most of these experiences no matter how intense they are but I just I just can't with this one because if I lose to skinny again I guess I'll be signing off for good be careful out there don't be fooled like me there isn't always a next time okay I'm not dead yet so maybe there will be a next time I plan on telling you one of my experiences in the future so keep your eyes peeled for them until next time this is Cole signing off my property isn't normal part 2 by murder bird 17 find more for murder bird check the links in the description down below [Music] [Applause] [Music] I'm happy to see that my experience from part one got some attention wasn't expecting the stuff to actually get any traction see on mainly here to vent and I have a place to catalogue the stuff that's been happening around my house people also seem to enjoy the part where the naked dude attacked me then cart wheeled into the woods crying like a baby when I stabbed him I'm not sure if he was human now I feel obligated to tell more of my experiences also feel free to leave any questions that you have and I'll try to answer them in the next post that being said you haven't heard part one I suggest you go back and give it a listen I'm gonna tell the following experiences if you've already heard the other experiences this place is not normal after all and it does take some getting used to well now the intro is out of the way I think we can start with camo and camos a fucking nuisance first time that I came into contact with him was doing the first white-tailed deer season I had on my property now a hunter but the program that is helping me after the incident said I wasn't allowed to have guns because the noise draws too much attention it's bullshit I live in the middle of nowhere and there isn't anybody else for miles unless you count the chosen but I'm pretty sure the program is worried about them luckily the lady in the tree hooked me up with this 45 caliber and now have in my possession but I didn't have it upon first meeting camo unfortunately you know way back to the story I first saw him when I was walking towards a ladder stand that I had set up in a tree to watch deer gonna kill him and yeah I could have a bow but but I'm shit with a bow I'd risk just hurting the animal I don't I don't like the idea of an animal that's suffering because I couldn't make a shot that would kill it instantly now as I approach my stand I notice a figure already sitting in it it's about the size of a regular human he was dressed in full camouflage pants jacket boots hat facemask and backpack he actually seemed like a regular person which I am I haven't seen any of those in the woods for the entirety of the four months that I've been living there the things that live on this property are generally more extreme no matter how relieved I was to see a proper human for once he was he was deep in my property and hunting him my stand where I had to get him to leave I reluctantly shot it over to him hey you ain't supposed to be here time to go dude that's about 75 yards away and she was left by yelled plenty loud for him to be able to hear me clearly didn't flinch he just stays facing straight forward like a statue what a prick look try to be creepy all you want but ignoring someone like that it's just rude I know he hears me I have reason to believe that he's trying to freak me out because I made him break character before so after I yell and he ignores me I start getting impatient I yell the same thing at him again a little louder and still ended up with the same response I want it thick so now I'm livid because he's making me ruin all my chances for seeing deer this afternoon by making me yell at him so naturally I start a brisk stroll over to tell him off to his face maybe kick his ass and I already noticed that he didn't have a rifle so I just assumed that he was watching like I was planning to do course could have had a concealed handgun but I'm a dumbass so I didn't consider then then I hear the crunch of something under my foot and the sudden sound of rope sliding across the surface at high speed I froze for a fraction of a second before I could I could squeak out an oh shit I'm hanging upside down for my ankle there's a loop around my leg but held me suspended seven feet off the ground like a damn cartoon I was I was like a fucking Looney Tunes character I could not but roll my eyes I immediately knew it was camo and when I look up or down shit I was upside down so I don't really know where I had to look but I saw him slowly climbing down the ladder like really slowly it shouldn't matter guy if he wasn't so obsessed with appearances he probably could have killed me that's what I think he wanted to do anyway it was a machete on his hip that I could see now and the blade was it was chipped in all the different ways to make it look like it was serrated would've been a very useful tool unless you wanted to use it to inflict pain I think the biggest flaw with camos trap though was that he didn't account for the single fact that 99% of people who live alone in the woods learned to carry a large knife at all times and that's a necessary thing if you wanna stay alive I wish I could tell you that I did a flip after I cut myself down landed on my feet like some sort of badass but I didn't I landed on the back of my neck and my vision went dark from 15 seconds which I guess was enough time for Tweedledum ass to finally get to the bottom of ladder and as I stood up I saw that he was standing completely still at the base of the stand still 50 yards away from me staring at me I could hear his thoughts from here and why didn't get out damn why did he get out shit shit shit then he turned then he bolted this guy was booking I lost sight of him less than 30 seconds into my chase and I had to give up I need to jog more and what's more by the time I got back to the ladder stand it was already getting dark I didn't even get to watch my dear I've seen camo on multiple other occasions as well but I figured him out see he he got me the first time that his traps really aren't that sneaky they are elaborate but not sneaky he always appears in an area that I plan on hunting in I don't know how he knows where I'm gonna be but I stopped questioning stuff on this land a long time ago and I already noticed him long before I get to that location again I have no idea how he plans his shit out and secondly there was always a trap set somewhere directly between where I first spot him and his actual location if I had to draw a line from him to where I see him from the trap will always be on that line also another important thing to realize is that none of his traps are fatal they're all meant to keep me from escaping not kill me they do hurt though one time I almost stepped on a bear trap that he'd set out and sure that would have broken my leg had it gotten me this non fatal part was his downfall I figured out that he didn't want me to die in a trap he probably wanted to do the deed himself or maybe he knew something else but he really didn't want me dead in a trap so all I had to do to get him riled up was die in a trap right after the lady in the tree hooked me up with a pistol over a year and a half ago one of the first problems I wanted to solve with it was the creator of the various Nets ankle snares and holes that attempted to contain me every time before and I knew exactly how I was going to do it my camos recurring traps was just a large 11 foot deep hole covered by a large amounts of suspiciously patterned sticks and Lee that could literally have been seen a hundred yards away I just had to wait until he used this trap again and after a swinging log that I think was supposed to knock me out another net there was meant to land on top of me and my dad that it was made of wire so that I couldn't cut through it but it also had a glare from the sunlight that made it impossible not to see I finally came across the trap that I was looking for for weeks after I got the gun I find myself walking towards an 11-foot hole trying to pretend I don't see it and suddenly I start falling I was ready for the fall and I let out a loud yell as I traveled downward and as I hit the ground I stayed as quiet as possible which was hard considering the broken toe and dislocated knee I just received fuck camel for making me do this well the army crawled over to the other side of the hole I laid my head against the side to make it look like I had broken my neck and I waited took 15 minutes for that little prick to dramatically make his way over to me but I heard him walk up to the edge of the hole I obviously had to close my eyes to appear dead because I couldn't run the risk of blinking but I almost smiled when I heard camel muttering to himself gosh no no no beasts they are going to be so fucking pissed I took advantage of this moment and quickly opened my eyes and whipped out the pistol firing three shots at him as quickly as I could I missed all but one the bullet that medics mark put a hole in camera shoulder and he let out a garbled scream of nonsense and gibberish something along the lines of you piece of fucking you can't believe that as fucking you shit we did end up running away but as he ran I heard him say fuck this dude ah shit fucking John I was laughing my ass off till I realized that I was severely injured and I had to climb out of this hole good thing it was daytime now or I might not have noticed the black rope that camel had lowered into the hole while he was cursing himself for killing him I somehow managed to pop my knee back in joint based on shit that I had seen earlier in life and climbed out and limped my way back to the house that was a good day broken toes are fucking expensive to get treated though and the best part is that I haven't seen camo since that day actually worked wish I could pull something like that off of skinny another thing I guess I need to explain to all of you readers is the lady in the tree I've mentioned her a few times now and at least some of you are probably wondering about her really I don't honestly know much about her myself but she's hands down and the best thing on this property my first experience with her was when she healed a broken eardrum that I had suffered when meeting what I assumed was that Banshee down to the creek he was busted when she screeched really loud and when I went to sleep I woke up perfectly fine the next day I almost thought that it was all a dream until I saw the blood still on my pillow and the broken flashlight that I had used in personal defense well I guess this was the first time that she affected me directly but not the first time that she'd helped me out drew first time I didn't realize was her until actually last night he was the gun again that I talked about purchasing at one point wasn't really purchased I just wasn't willing to admit that I looted it off an old corpse that I found in an abandoned log cabin in the back of the property this is an example of how sneaky she is see I only started to wonder if it was her doing while I was recording the first set of these stories I started thinking about how good a shape this gun was in of course it was a little dirty when I found it but it was also a perfect operating condition and I figured I figured the skeleton that was clutching it probably didn't need it anymore but how at this point I wouldn't be surprised to became the life each night either way I left the cabin with a new sidearm two boxes of ammunition I didn't really think about it much because a buddy him got on a body's pretty mild considering the events that go down here on a week to week basis but yesterday I started questioning the real origins of this gun it was so well maintained new feeling when I got it but the skeleton looked like it had been there forever not to mention the fact that the gun was unloaded in the boxes of ammo were unopened but the skeleton looked like it had died holding the gun like he was intending to use it didn't add up so I headed back to the cabin and I found my answer everything was the same same as when I got there that's it had been over a year ago I mean nothing had changed especially not the body the exact same as before I was nervous at first not because of the body scared me because the joke about the skeleton coming back to life from earlier wasn't really that far-fetched in this place I'd never seen an undead skeleton but I I've seen other forms of undead maybe I'll tell you all about those experiences some other time nervous or not though I had I had to confirm my suspicions I approached the body and I started examining the clothes just like I expected the flannel shirt and brown jacket had no tags not like they had been ripped out but like they were never there to begin with there was only one more thing to check I took my knife and I scraped the blade down the skeletons exposed arm bone and sure enough a shaving fell off of it it was wood the entire skeleton was made of wood and painted a light brown amongst other discolorations to look like the real deal the lady in the tree is very talented when it comes to wood but she could do so much more I've only seen her in person two times once when I caught a glimpse of her smiling as she walked into an opening into a tree only to close the opening the door that it's so perfectly I couldn't see the edges when I walk up to it and I just it just looked like an old tree and a second time two days after I encountered the screeching Banshee in the creek I saw her out the window of my front door smiling in she winked at me and ducked out of view I ran to the door to try to see her fully but by the time I swung the door open she was gone in the night nowhere to be seen which is really annoying I would almost consider us friends by now she still wouldn't show herself to me fully now when I saw her for the second time I didn't know what or who she was but when I looked at the ground in defeat I noticed a small sheet of what looked like to be homemade paper and on it was a short message that read I wish to congratulate you on killing the Kela he was bringing an evil over the land that was distressing the forest I don't know how you actually ended him but I am happy all the same I have seen you roaming and I am certain you have seen me we work towards the same goal cleansing this land my vows as a medicine woman keep me from directly interfering with the creatures of this land but I wish you luck on your mission and will support you from the shadows as best I can I hope your ears feel better so I think the key Lachie was talking about me killing and I think was that that rabid coyote that I had killed a few days before the Creek incident it was it was honestly it was hairless and just staring at me through some trees I think it was trying to intimidate me to leave its territory so so I shot it between the eyes and I left my territory bitch but this was the first time I realized that I had someone on my side in this land and that was a relief she was actually really helpful once I got bit by a rattlesnake when I got home there was a bottle labeled anti-venom sitting on my kitchen table another time I got bit by one of those the shadow children when I was hiking and when I got home there was a bottle of purple liquid in a glass the same place on the table and I honestly expected it to heal the wound or something but it just made me drunk I guess she couldn't help me much that time she's done other stuff to it and how I'm kind of worried about her see I haven't heard or experienced any any help from her in eight months I'm worried something got to her there have been worse which she's mad at me yeah I mean if I mean skinny almost killed me six months ago right she didn't do shit I've really grown to like her and even depend on her a bit but she's just gone I think I'm gonna call it quits for this post but hopefully I can stay alive long enough to do more the hunt for skinny continues and if you don't know who that is and shame on you for not hearing the first post before now and if you do know who that is I appreciate any suggestions you have for killing him see you next time it was Cole signing off tonight's story my property isn't normal is written by murder Birds 17 to find more from murder burg 17 check out his reddit linked in the description down below [Music] [Applause] [Music] hey guys I'm back I know it's been a few days since my last post one of the pails chewed through the wires of my generator and since civilians aren't allowed out here by the organisation had to wait three days for one of their electrician to get out here the only reason I knew it was a pail that chewed through the main cable was because I watched it do it I was hoping it would electrocute itself but I forgot the part where that's the only source of power for my house since the Chosin has stolen my backup this is probably a good time to say that if you haven't heard the first two installments of this series you should because I highly doubt any of this will make any sense they aren't long and I'll make sure they're linked here at the bottom of the poster back to the regularly scheduled program I realized while I was stuck in the dark for the past three days reading books hiking out of pure boredom that I hadn't told you all about the pails yet and they suck but they they're kind of funny once you figure them out I've seen them on quite a few occasions on the property the pails are white humanoids that crawl on the ground on all fours usually dragging their belly and using the same motion that spider-man uses to climb the wall they can move at about a jogging pace and their faces are usually stuck in distorted expressions of pain or anger and boy are they stupid as all hell let me tell you about the first time I saw one I had already been living here about seven months I think's so I was becoming familiar with the weird shit that calls this place home I was out hiking some of the trails kind of halfway looking for weird shit halfway minding my own business and suddenly I could hear what sounds like a baseball player sliding through the leaves of the forest trying to reach home plate ahead of me only the sliding didn't stop it was coming straight towards me I prepare myself by taking out my trusty bear grylls survival knife and entering what I could describe as an aggressive stance a pretty badass not gonna lie and expecting some creature to come barreling out of the bushes in front of me I was a little shocked to see a butt naked man with super pale skin dragging itself from under the brush on its stomach what is it with fucking due to my land right and I get one pretty woman at least but anyway after I got done being flabbergasted and became aware of my surroundings again I became aware that the dude was almost on me and was reaching out from my legs so I jumped on his back and it worked like a fucking charm his little bastard didn't have human strength like some some of the other things out here so when I landed on its back it couldn't do anything but sit there and flop its legs and arms around like a fish at this point I'm on the verge of tears it hears me laughing and tries to turn its head and spit on me which I can't do and that made me actually start crying laughing I fell off this thing at this point and the creature quickly turned around and locked its teeth onto the toe of my left boot I like to wear steel-toed boots around the property because even though they are heavy I know that in a scuffle being able to kick with a boot and not I haven't worried about breaking a toe is nice this is what led me to realize that even though the creature didn't have super strength it did have a super bite force now when it first latched on to my boot I wasn't worried and I started trying to shake the thing off without much urgency I already knew that it wasn't a man by this point because it it didn't possess an asshole or other genitalia but I got a little worried when I noticed the end of my boot changing shape as the steel in the end started to bend I then said out loud if you don't stop right now I'm gonna stab your head you little shit but paused as if debating on the decision and then slowly started biting down again while its eyes looked up at me as if to try to call my bluff I wasn't bluffing few seconds later the thing is frantically clawing its way back into the forest with my favorite bear grylls survival knife TM still in the back of its stupid fucking head nobody likes a thief got back home fine but had to replace my favorite knife and get a new pair of boots so it's pretty shitty hiking it was the next time I saw one was when I figured out their biggest fear and it's so stupid I was down to my Creek playing with a new toy that I had gotten in town earlier that week it was um it was this net that was designed to catch little minnows and shit it was a blast I didn't really have any use for minnows or whatever other little fish that I was catching because I can't go into the only pond on the property that has big fish in it since I made that deal with a crocodile man so I'm just catching him I'm let him go and I'm suddenly greeted by the somewhat familiar sound of a grown man sliding across the ground in their belly now it had been almost two months since the last incident that I had with a pail but I immediately recognized the sound this was the dunce that had stolen my knife and I really valued that bear grylls knife one that could be purchased at your local Walmart a really good product unfortunately the pail that emerged this time wasn't the same one it had a different face and was more of a light pink than the original white it was on the first pail it was still the same type of creature though this time things went down differently as it tore into the clearing that I was in about 30 feet from me it froze the eyes wide as it had tore through the brush oh it was almost facing its direction holding the net spread out to my side in the same way a bullfighter holds a red cape I was preparing to throw the net in the creek pails eyes were switching between looking at the net and looking at me so I looked at the net and back at him then it clicked no way I Diggle to myself as I started to catch on to what was happening I took advantage of my suspicions and started running and flaring the net around at the pail and it freaked the fuck out it actually rolled over trying to turn too fast as it spun around and took off into the woods I then started wheeze laughing as I fell on the ground with tears running on my face this fucking thing can fight through steel but but it's terrified of a nylon net I know that might not be a funny story to some because I have a high ever twisted sense of humor but oh it made my week long story short I keep the little net in my hiking bag every time I go out now and every pail I come across is utterly mind-fucked at the side of it that's good times man oh I wish all the things around here were that easy to deal with you know on another note I got an email from an organization asking me about the key light but the lady in the tree claimed that I killed in the last post I wanted to know if I had disposed of the body and if they could come and retrieve the remains from the woods if I had one just left it and they said something that caught me off guard when I said something about having to check with the program I went to put me out here they responded with we are the parent organization of that program and they proceeded to give me my own address as well as details about my for my life that the only only the program should know about and in all seriousness I you know I have a dark past and haven't always been I haven't always been a great man I'm done with that shit and it pissed me off you know that they would ever bring it up I responded with a simple fine but don't bring that shit up again and I blocked the email where no one's shown up yet but I guess we'll see what happens on a good note and haven't seen skinny in a couple of weeks so that's nice and yeah I'll see you all next time and feel free to leave your questions in the comments and if you have any ideas what these pails actually are or what a keel it is then please tell me any of you are good with research stuff I'd appreciate it I'll talk to you all again soon well I'm back guys welcome to part 4 of this uh documentary catalog diary I honestly don't know what this is anymore because I thought that I would only be using this platform to tell stories of stuff that happened to me in the past on this property now I'm being forced to bring this the journal to the present see those people from the organization did come to see about the chelate and how there's a guy named Mark living in my house sleeping on my couch uh well not not really sleeping more unconscious well we'll get to that part later after a few days of this organization that wouldn't tell me their name not showing up I figured it was just a troll who managed to figure out my email account and hack into my personal life last on the third day he rose and not really know but of four guys did end up knocking on my front door they were all dressed pretty normally except for the matching grey combat boots that told me that these were men of action which also means they're gonna try their hardest to push me around and play badass my suspicions were confirmed when the guy in the lead introduced himself as mark and immediately asked me why I claimed to have actually killed Aquila Rick great look I still don't know what the fuck Akilah is I don't claim to have killed one lady in the tree set of children I only assume that she's talking about the hairless coyote that I killed down near the creek at the mention of the lady in the tree they all looked at each other with an expression of this dude is a waste of time well the feeling was mutual I was getting a little impatient by now so I chimed in with a if you guys are done being superior to me can I take you to where I killed the coyote the one behind mark whose name I don't remember said sure let's get this over with thirty minutes later we're standing in front of where I killed the thing that I now know wasn't a coyote look I know I know I may not have clarified it yet but I killed this thing well over a year ago maybe two years and the only reason that the organization knew that I have killed it was because of the post that I made earlier this week a lot of decomposing and feeding can happen to a body in the woods over that long of a time on top of that I hadn't been to this part of the property in a very long time because there aren't any trails are interesting locations here but I was taken aback and I saw what happened the body over the course of the two years that had been out there absolutely nothing the body looked like I had shot at yesterday only evidence that it was older was the fact that all the blood had all seeped out of the head wound and long since dried up with the skin the face the fur on its paws were completely preserved it only had fur on its paws which was odd when we got to the body the snickering crew of four went dead silent they you said you killed this around two years ago didn't you said mark yeah but I hadn't been down here since why is this thing still preserved like that what the hell is happening one of the guys who hadn't said a word up until this point chimed in he looks are so unusual dark that nothing usually in nature will have anything to do with an authentic one this includes bacteria fungi scavenger animals then he muttered something about a level 107 beast mark looked at me with a serious face and said so this key let's do it is true that mean all the shit you said in those posts about this place for true before I could answer with a wouldn't you think asshole a low raspy laughter started to surround us and begin closing in it was coming from all directions we looked up from the body to see at least 50 hooded figures surrounding us laughing maniacally all four of the military men pulled their concealed pistols and took aim but before they could fire a shot I called out over the laughter Hector I told you next time you and your little chosen crew sneak up on me I'm kicking your ass again everybody paused the chosen before were organized men and the hail that had just crested a hill 30 yards behind one of the cult members a few seconds later one of the hooded figures took off his hood and revealed a chubby jolly looking face with rosy cheeks and yrm prescription glasses nah man we didn't know they were with you Cole we thought they would trust passage we've sorry Hector said with the downcast case why would you even need them to begin with and I retorted Hector hesitated for a moment and said a God wants a real sacrifice his white Crawley humanoid things just aren't doing it for him anymore at this point a pale that I could see frozen on top of the hill turned and bolted back in the woods Hector then proceeded to call to the other hooded figures it was coal we can't have them it was a collective size the chosen and looked at the ground and walked away into the woods I didn't notice until they were all gone the four organization men hadn't lowered their weapons the entire time you pussies ready to head back to the house it's dark in 45 minutes and those guys got you on edge you won't last long at night mark shot me a look that explained in detail how much he hated me without the need for words well his three partners put their thick rubber gloves on [Music] with the keel it into a sort of body bag [Music] as we were walking back towards my house with a Three Stooges carrying the corpse the demon dog mark starts questioning me what was that group back there have some cult I guess they told me they worship cunt Hulu or something he seemed kind of taken aback for a second then asked why did they have seemed wary of you but not flinch when we had guns trained on them simple they don't fear death but they do crack when exposed to severe pain for long enough again mark seemed surprised by my answer he started to strike me as simple-minded so how did you inflict this pain on him look I don't want to answer any more questions I really don't and I really didn't this was the kind of shit that I don't like to dwell on that was a different life and like when I seeps back in the present sure it's nice to have the local murder cult leave me alone but I used methods that I regret they give that luxury the last thing mark said to me on our hike back to the house was look dude my mind is telling you that you're batshit crazy my instincts are telling me that your threat which one are you I looked him dead in the eyes and mumbled that's up to you and let me tell you that look on his face was priceless I loved mind games a few minutes later we reached the house and all four of the goons walked up to the big black van they arrived in they started loading up the body as I reached my doorknob to get inside I hear mark start raising his voice while talking on his phone what this guy isn't right in the head I know there's stuff here but what look let me get a team down okay yeah he does have experience wait what what did you say he then stared at me with a mixture of confusion and disbelief they told him where I came from you tell by the way he looked at me he hung up the phone without any more arguing and began to walk over to me as he reaches me he says my higher ups has told me I need to stay with you for a while and keep an eye on the activity around here I responded with you can't be serious wish I wasn't they also wanted me to remind you that you didn't pay for this house or this property and with that I opened the door with my best Butler impression and gestured for him to enter my home as he walked through the door and dropped what I assumed to be his emergency bug-out bag on the floor he froze oh I just say one thing real quick fuck skinny I didn't hear how heavily he was breathing at first because of the van was making noise as it was driving away but as those sounds faded I realized that mark was breathing like he had just sprinted a marathon his eyes were trained on the window with his body completely rigid with his hand on his hip ready to draw his gun I followed his gaze to the window where I had confronted skinny many times before and sure enough there he was only this time he wasn't somebody I recognised this time he was a fairly attractive tall athletic blonde woman she was smiling holding a heart-shaped balloon upon closer inspection I could tell the balloon red it's a girl I rushed in front of mark to try to snap him out of whatever trance he was in but I soon realized that tears were welling up in his eyes by this I gathered that this woman is no longer with us the girl most likely wasn't either fuck you skinny who commonly started explaining what skinny was to mark but soon after I started he stopped me now read the stories cool well you've talked about this thing before I'm trying to handle these kinds of things so don't worry about me because I'm gonna fucking kill it with that he made a mad dash to the back door in an effort to get outside and confront skinny I managed to block him and push him to the ground saying he won't come inside so just keep your shit together and we live Marc wasn't in the listening mood though he jumped back to his feet and train to a fighting stance oh great after a second he threw a fast left hook straight for my face it wasn't fast enough ducked under it and I swung and connected my elbow to the side of his chin he went out like a light and by the time scuffle was over a skinny was gone he put mark on the couch and now I'm typing this thinking about going through his computer before he wakes up anyway that's all for today please if anyone knows what Aquila is let me know what did I kill and what did Mark mean by he was trained to deal with this kind of stuff what is he a monster hunter or something I'll try to get some answers before my next post see y'all soon I usually try to do some kind of intro to these posts but today I'm too excited to try to do that if you haven't read my previous posts you should them quite a bit more action-packed and explain all the events that lead up to where I am now if you haven't read them you won't have any idea I'm talking about [Music] [Applause] no member the last pose where I joked about mark being some kind of monster hunter or something well I went through his computer and I'll be damned if he isn't he's got files on files of even more files of all these different tangibles which i think means monsters I even managed to find a file on the Kela what they didn't believe I'd killed one apparently akela is a creature in Native American mythology that's described as a furless doglike thing it does have fur on its paws though which supposedly makes it impossible to hear or track in the wild breed tame so far right don't worry gets better apparently looking at them is supposed to immediately fry your brain and disorient you making you easy to kill for the creature but that didn't happen to me the only reason I can think of for the mine cooker effect not happening to me is because I didn't process things the same anymore not after the events that led me to live out here or maybe it wasn't even aquiline I mean there was a few more details I didn't get to read because or I could finish I felt cold steel on my neck mark and woken up and was now pressing a knife to my throat what do you think you're doing with my computer the fuck does it look like I'm trying to figure out who the man that was passed out of my couches mark thought for a second still not moving the knife from my neck then asked why No how did you knock me out I knew you have a dodgy history but CQC fighting is my specialty but all I can remember is going to hit you you know what dark careful not to move and slit my throat I said you got desperate I went for a one-hit knockout frankly your left hook is slow to hit your opponent when you clearly Telegraph exactly what you're planning on doing with your hips yeah drop down to the blown through an elbow to the bottom your job the knife loosened a little you seem to know your stuff well I pretend to be a dumbass then um excuse me first of all I'm not pretending to be anything second of all fuck you when I fell away completely now I took the opportunity to turn and start asking my own questions so you are an actual fucking monster hunter huh he paused for a moment before replying yeah I guess I am so why is an organization that employs monster hunters also the owner of the organization that is helping me escape my past marc winch to this time not a good sign Kol the organization that's claiming to help you escape your past probably doesn't exist my organization has many false companies that it uses to gather intelligence and run experiments I have reason to believe they put you out here knowing about your past in an effort to see if anyone could survive in an area that's known for having extremely high levels and tangible activity they also know that if you were to die they wouldn't have to worry about people looking for you however I also think that you have probably far surpass their expectations the higher-ups haven't actually told me so but they can't possibly expect anyone to kill a key lit on their own or have fun with the creature like a flesh gate holy shit now that was a lot to take in I took a deep breath then cautiously asked what the fuck is a flesh gate Marc put both of his hands on his head and let other than a serious dude is anything even faze you blushed gates are those things that you call pales they're only level fours but still too much for most people to handle let alone fuck with on any regular basis but you claim to do there goes that fucking level thing again I'd seen various levels ranging from twos and threes all the way up to hundreds on the reports that I read while browsing Marc computer but I had no clue what they meant so what's all this level shit about all the monsters on your computer have one but I don't know what that means Marc shot me an angry look yes he was still mad that I had gone through his shit we based be strengths on how many unarmed adult men we predict it could take down before being overwhelmed one man equals one level just then I remembered that the level beside the keel it was 107 wait hold up so you're telling me that the keel at I killed was rated at before I could finish he interrupted me 100 and fucking seven no way I know about the mind baking stuff but that thing was no larger than a golden retriever no way in hell it could kill 107 people your people predicted that dog thing could kill a hundred and seven people no dumbass they predicted you'd kill 106 then lose at the hundred and seventh I had trouble believing him look mark I read about how they can cook your brain whenever you look at them but I stared at the thing in the eyes it had no effect on me at all why he's puzzled him I don't really know that's why I didn't believe it when I first heard that some dude claimed to have shot aquiline on reddit what really confused me is why the higher-ups decided it was worth getting a team to go investigate now I know they were fully aware of the caliber of shit that happens here speaking of caliber can I see the gun that you used on the key lit ah damn it I knew this was gonna happen as soon as I mentioned the gun in my post the organization had a no gun rule for me which is why it was a pretty big deal that lady in the tree had helped me get my hands on one now they knew they weren't gonna let me keep it now fuck off dude I'm keeping the gun whether your bosses want me to or not it's my surprise Marc looked genuinely confused by my sudden response I don't want to take your fucking gun I just want to see it normal pistol shouldn't be able to kill a key lit with one shot I mean how perfect the aim is I need to see what makes that gun so different and bring the bullets to now what I'm really interested in you really didn't know about the rule I had been given about no guns weird I reluctantly went to my room and retrieved my trusty 45 caliber thunder stick and the only box of ammo I had left I started off with two large boxes of bullets but over time my supply was whittled down to just half a box as soon as I dropped the weapon and ammo onto the coffee table Marc immediately started inspecting one of my bullets knew it you even know what these are coal 45 caliber I responded somewhat slowly without looking away from the bullet mark began to explain these are gnat rounds specially designed to deal with an unholy creature of chaos they're created when the metals used to make the bullets are blessed by a Native American shaman and medicine men you can tell what they are by the slight want they give off in a small vibrations you can feel when you squeeze them between your fingers however these are the most active rounds I've ever come in contact with it much warmer vibrate much more than any rounds that I'm used to the lady in the tree gave you these she's likely more powerful than you realize Marc looked up maybe expected some type of awe at this revelation well that's neat I responded somewhat dumbfounded I guess it was cool to have enchanted bullets and all but I didn't but it didn't change much in the grand scheme of things kind of like how your car speedometer goes up to 120 miles per hour most people wouldn't even drive that fast but it's cool to know that when the time comes you might be able to then again I guess the magic bullets came in handy when I shot the Kela it was a few other things maybe I should be more grateful before markets scold me again to the lack of reaction to his astounding observation we were interrupted by a knocking on the door we looked over to see one of the three guys mark had worked with when he first arrived through the window of my door we could see him frantically beating on the wood looking over his shoulder mark market attacked the van holy shit jack jack is dead and Phillips hurt bad come up come help me carry him please mark started to jump up then caught himself call thanks good you almost got me a second time shit it almost got me with a fucking helping me technique as well I started to smile least Mark wasn't a complete dumbass i watch skinny as he began that stupid grin he always did when he got figured out then he darted off not much has happened over the past few days I'm starting to get used to my new roommate I'll still keep you all posted though something wild is bound to happen sooner or later especially with the patrols mark keeps making us go on it's coal signing off for now the last post I said something wild was bound to happen sooner or later and I wasn't disappointed marks been living here for about a week now and he finally got what he was looking for action was it really his favor though [Music] I mentioned the patrols he keeps taking me on last post but I didn't really go into detail he calls them patrols but it's honestly more of a scavenger hunt he even gave me a damn list like a little kid or something unlist were specific signs and objects that are indicative of tangible activity tangible is a fancy talk for monsters now I asked him what an intangible was as a joke and he nonchalantly said ghost another ship that you can't touch after I realized that he was serious I popped the question why not just say monsters and ghosts and shit he thought for a moment because the people who named this stuff are nerds it's very enough I guess I'm off on a tangent again back to scavenger hunt the list he gave me had a lot of stuff on it and I was walking through the woods for the second time that day one thing on the list kept catching my stares what the fuck what stairs even beyond the list that's not paranormal at all also if there had been stairs in these woods I would have already found them that's not something you miss I mean I thought this whole search around for stuff idea was stupid from the beginning anyway and I never searched for the the hell spawn on his property always found me by itself the only reason I even participated in Marc's patrols were to humor him so he wouldn't be as crabby big and because I like to get outside anyway even some stairs I was looking at the list eying down the word stairs for the millionth time when it suddenly got dark not confused I look up to see that ahead and actually got any dark I was just in a shadow a shadow that was cast by a tall skinny wooden wall I had been in this exact spot a few days earlier and there had been no such object the wall was about five feet wide ten feet tall and I somehow almost walked directly into it without realizing and began to walk around it and quickly realized it wasn't a wall yes you probably already guessed it was the back of a fucking flight of stairs now I was honestly fucking shook it was like I had summoned them after thinking about them too much and I immediately called mark on the radio that he'd given me for situations like this and yell dude I actually found stairs like real frigging stairs out here I hadn't been this excited about something in a long time and I had no idea why I was excited now okaythat something to do with this thinking the stairs were such a stupid thing to look for only to end up finding some what I never expected to either way I barely heard mark respond with okay just stay put for a minute I'll be there soon and please stop screaming you're scaring away all the the things out here he said something else but I wasn't listening I was far too engrossed in these stairs I had to go up them wasn't like they were calling to me or anything it was more like the fact that I was pretty sure that I would be able to see my house from the top so with Mark still saying unintentional commands on the radio I began to ascend as I walked up the stairs the woods around me started to quiet down which is weird in retrospect but I really didn't pay any attention to that another thing I noticed was that there wasn't there wasn't any leaves or dirt or anything on the steps anyone who had experience in the woods knows that it only takes a few hours for mother nature to spread her shit all over any given object that's left in her care the real anomaly happened when I hit the top step though you see the second my heel hit the top step I heard mark let out a what in the son of a bitch I froze I started weighing my options Steve I but let whatever was out there kill mark I wouldn't have to deal with him anymore I also told myself that I wasn't going to kill people anymore does it really count as killing him if I just let him don't I know they'll probably just replace him anyway I guess I'll go help and with that thought I went to go help him I honestly expected there to be a pail clamped onto his foot or for him to have fallen into one of those camo traps but alas all I found was mark without shoes on just socks crunching the toes of each of his feet in his hands before I could even ask him what was going on he started you went on the damn stairs didn't you yeah and why does that matter I'm telling you if looks could castrate dad shit happens when you go up the stairs you dick I told you over the radio not to go up oh I must have missed that part what happened you anyway okay now this part is kind of nasty mark let go of one of the ends of his socks to reveal that the toe area was covered in blood he then removed the sock and I shit you not all of his toenails we're gone damn how'd you manage that are you daft Cole you did this when you went up those stairs yeah it sounds stupid I know but I kind of believed him because I know for a fact those stairs weren't normal I'm kind of certain to this because when I went back to where they were to show mark who was limping something awful being weren't there anymore just disappeared mark wasn't surprised by this either and in case you were wondering I could not see my house from the top which was a bummer and that's about it for the stairs but something else didn't happen yesterday the day after the stair incident I actually met a brand new monster at least near to me anyway I think mark knew what it was but he wouldn't tell me I gave him the spooks though as you may have already gathered it happened on one of marks patrols he was actually adjusting to life without toenails pretty good I'll give him that the night before he took a large amount of bandages and some rubbing alcohol from my bathroom I guess he did a good job on himself because he was walking pretty close to normal now well I did hear a lot of groaning and heavy breathing that night in my living room and I was hoping it was him patching himself up and not him you know having fun on his laptop if you know what I'm saying anyway we were walking through an area of the woods that stays somewhat dark during the day due to the dense tree covering blocking out most of the Sun other than the lack of light everything seems pretty docile that was until Mark started complaining about a noise goal you hear that I think it's like static or something know what I didn't I mean here at that work put his hand on my chest stopping me mid-sentence I looked over to him to see what's up and he's staring at me with extremely wide eyes we need to get to the house now never seen him get so flustered so I knew things were serious I nodded we both turned to run to the house but the tall man was already blocking the way when I say tall man I meant really really tall me I'm also fairly certain he wasn't a man tall man just makes up for a good name he was between 10 and 12 feet tall it was wearing clothes made out of what looked to be like a dirty brown and tan rags they were stitched together the rags covered his whole body including his hands feet and face he's also then something deep in my gut told me that he had some kind of unnatural strength as his image sank you to my brain I heard mark whisper no holy shit it's really one of them off to my look it was complete silence for a while not actually sure how long the only thing that I could hear was a slight static buzzing sound no one moved in the silence not marked on me not the pale there was about to bite into Mark's leg while he was distracted oh wait holy shit look out pale on your right with surprising speed mark pulled his Glock out and fired two shots into the pals head didn't move after that but the pale man did the sudden scuffle seemed to set the tall bastard into a rage and the once subtle static sound grew into a roar it was like no sound I'd ever heard before maybe something like the sound of metal being ground up by other metal however the sound was was the least of our worries it started sprinting at us it was originally about thirty yards away but it seemed to cover the distance in the blink of an eye he was on us before we could react he went for Mark first reaching out for him with one of those long skinny arms his fingers seemed to stretch out just so they could reach all the way around Mark's torso as Mark was lifted off the ground kicking and yelling he emptied the rest of his clip into the tall man's head it did nothing that's about the time when the big black tentacles ruptured out from the creatures back six new weapons now ripping holes into the rags this thing must be terrible at making its own clothes like how hard would it be to just make tentacle holes so you don't end up ripping your clothes anyhow I really didn't want this big fella ripping up marks so I had to figure something out before it managed to obliterate old Marky I drew my gun and empty my own clip into the various parts the monster in an effort to find a weak spot no luck in fact the bullets bounced off him one of them was right past my ear it was like under those rags he was made of steel but I'm no quitter see I now had his attention and I'm pretty sure mark was going you know unconscious at this point because he couldn't breathe due to the things death grip I drew my brand new bear grylls survival knife and I lunged at him with all of my strength that's legs but I didn't stab it see if bullets couldn't really make it through this thing's skin my knife didn't really have a chance but I had a plan I got behind it only to get snatched into the air by one of his tentacles I was immediately faced to rags with this thing its tentacles will wrap tightly around my stomach it now had mark and I both exactly where it wanted I swear that I could I could hear a deep demonic laughter within the still roaring static that filled my brain but it stopped laughing when I started I began scream laughing not really sure why sometimes I think that I might actually be insane the tall man cocked his head to the side as if to say you do know you lost right the only thing I was able to say before the last of my air was squeezed out of my lungs was I really hope this fucking works and with that I took the knife that was still in my hands and I sliced it the technical as hard as I could my hope was that since the tentacle could move so fluidly the scheme would have had to be much softer and weaker otherwise it would be stiff and not flexible oh how right that theory was I was met with a spray of hot black liquid in the static sound morphed into the sound of nails on a chalkboard I fell like seven or eight feet to the ground and landed flat on my back that shit hurt but a gentleman is a hell of a chemical so I was back at my feet almost instantly two things I noticed not too bad it was holding a now unconscious mark and my attack hadn't quite managed to slice through the entire tentacle but I was close the things seemed to be deciding on whether or not to retreat or to try to kill me again I took advantage of his slight hesitation and I left on the now limp tentacle I grabbed it and yanked with all the force I could muster now it completely severed itself from the Beast suddenly all the sounds in my head stopped and I heard mark hit the ground off to my right I looked up lonely to see the tall man's covered head aimed at its now disconnected appendage then at me then at the woods behind me then at me then in his tentacle something tells me that he's never been injured before and after he finished looking at stuff he bolted backwards just as fast as he approached us yeah he sprinted off him backwards what's with monsters and running backwards seems silly to me and dangerous anyways I ended up having to carry old mark over my shoulder back to the house and he could stand to lose a few pounds he woke up a few hours later and interrogated me on how I managed to scare the thing off after he passed out I told him I just ripped off my clothes and started running at the thing until it ran off mark said he won't let me see the things file until I tell him what really happened I really want to sell the naked story maybe I'll tell him what really happened later and let y'all know what the real name of creature is or maybe I'll just keep trying to convince mark that well he's a monster hunter I'm a monster predator that's it opposed to getting soon in case you were wondering I haven't seen skinny in a few days so I haven't heard from the lady in the tree in a while but life goes on right be sure to check out the other parts of the series I have the link below until next time this is Col signing off so my cat possessed huh it's a new experience for me honestly um also I think that we're gonna have to deal with skinny soon so you destroyed a van the other day that was carrying supplies out to us and I'll get to that later on though I actually learned a lot from the spirit that possessed mark before it left oh yes it left I didn't have to banish it or anything let me just tell you this story before I end up spoiling something [Music] [Applause] [Music] the day after the tall man incident referring to part six for more information on that mark started acting funny but like in a good way in my opinion he was much less commanding in hostile like he had no energy this meant that he didn't want to keep checking around the property for monsters constantly and I was able to do what I wanted again without him complaining once I noticed the change in his behavior I thought of two reasons that could be causing mark to act this way one he was sick too he was being a little scaredy prick after almost being killed by the tall men turns out I was wrong on both accounts see after two days of Mark being reserved and borderline unresponsive on my couch I knew something was up as much as I don't want to admit it mark is a badass in his own right he isn't the kind of person who to crumble after a traumatic event he's a fighter I was aware of his unnaturally aggressive fight over a flight response when he first encountered skinny and almost rushed out to certain death just to show skinny that he wasn't here to play games now on top of that he didn't show any real signs of sickness he was tired and slow to respond yeah but he wasn't sensitive to light like a concussion he wasn't hot or cold no runny nose no terrible breathing etc it was on the third day of the strange behavior yesterday when I confronted him and got an answer so uh mark any idea why you're so tired and lazy and shit and just as I finished asking this mark shut up in a sitting position on the couch and whipped his head around to face me in a voice much higher than his regular voice he exclaimed I thought you would never ask I finally finished taking over this body a few days ago and was waiting for the right moment to reveal myself you see mark is on vacation right now and I'm taking his place oh nice when will you be back his white smile quickly found itself upside down you know what Cole this is why I really hate you you are literally no fun whatsoever well I mean if you aren't Mark I don't know you and how would you know that I'm no fun don't you know what's wrong they judge a book by its cover marks no the replacement marks voice was starting to sound irritated I'm a DOS dipshit I've been here for months trying to fuck with you I even tried to possess you but unfortunately for me you are incompatible and no matter how hard I try to get your attention to scare you I was always met with you just brushing it off I worked really really hard too like that time I moved the TV while you were watching or the time I put holes in all your socks to make your big toe pop out no I was finally starting to catch on what was happening at this point oh I thought the TV was just uh no there holy shit you're the one who put holes in my socks you piece of cock meet you paper toes you chuckled a bit at least that one worked anyway as you probably already know being a ghost has its limits it's extremely difficult to have any effect on the physical world and we can't affect living tissue in any kind of direct way whatsoever so now that I have a vessel I can finally kill you oh well shit that escalated quickly as I process the new information I just received fake mark speaks up again one thing I bet you didn't know is that as a ghost when I take over a body I can't see all the hosts memories but the body still retains any natural reflexes and skills that the host has acquired through his or her lifetime and this guy has some seriously badass skills fake market was feet and did a roundhouse kick that shattered a nearby lamp into a million pieces then turned to my wall punched as hard as he could pretty sure he expected a punch right through but only ended up like leaving some bloodied knuckle prints yeah that's uh there's a stud there I said his fake mark doubled over holding his damaged hand I now realize that thank you he wheezed out before standing back up straight again even so this guy is plenty skilled enough to end your sorry-ass take mark shouted with a wicked grin uh you must be help the first night he got here but okay he talked his head did a little laughter this comment then quickly brushed it off and lunged at me now I'll try to explain what happened nice as best as I can as he rushed me he threw a right-handed jab at my head I countered this by hooking my arm over the inside of his shoulder with my left arm as I ducked the punch and put my right between his legs so that I could lift him off the ground and then did a fireman throughout which basically means that I tossed him into the air and subsequently slammed him back onto the ground by exploding back up into a standing position and releasing my hold on his legs while still keeping a strong grip on his shoulder it's made fake mark fly over my head and still slam into the ground at my feet I wanted to explain how this happened so people don't just accuse me of bullshitting and for the record I don't think this would have worked on real mark I'm pretty sure that he would have seen it coming anyway this should have knocked the breath out of him so I wasn't ready when he punched the back of my knee and dead leg to me so perfectly I went straight to my ass middle school me would have taken notes on perfect execution of this move big mark end up getting back up to his feet before me unfortunately jumped onto me and pulled me flat on my back pic mark then Oreille his fist back for a final blow and as his fist flew towards my face I managed to move my head to the side at the last second and his fist connected with the hardwood floor at a respectable speed he may have been able to recover from this quickly if it hadn't been the same hand he'd already smashed into the wall a few moments before as fake mark once to the pain I threw my leg into the air and proceeded to connect with his nono square it was more effective than the slam from earlier that's for sure I stood up slowly while Mark tried to decide if he should use his remaining good hand to grab his crotch or his shattered knuckles before he could decide I grabbed his Glock that was sitting on the coffee table and took aim didn't take fake mark long to look up and realize that I now had complete control over the situation he stood up but he didn't make any further advances at me he instead opted to put on a pouty face and plop down with the recliner in defeat then it hit me hey why are you afraid of dying this isn't even your body you can't die again and take mark snap back into a still somewhat aggressive tone if this body dies while I'm in it I get sent back I don't think I'll be able to escape again if that happens why are people always so vague when I ask any questions escape from where that's an important detail well we expect him to take mark to snap back again but all he did was look at me in the eyes and mumble l absolute terror on his face seemed genuine usually I try to save respectful and patient with someone in an emotional state like that unfortunately for fake mark he wasn't a person he was a ghost that was possessing my acquaintance and I didn't really appreciate that very much so I continued with my questioning how did you escape the hell for the first time thank mark was surprisingly cooperative now I found a gateway and walked through it ended up in this land I think there's some sort of portal to hell around here it seems that most ancient creatures that come through instead of regular spirits only thing I can figure is that they were banished to hell only to be let back out into this location oh yeah I was expecting like a badass story about a battle with the devil not an actual possible cause for all the crazy shit that's going on all right um well you seem to know your shit why do I get the idea that you know more about Hell and monsters than the average lost soul I was a preacher in life but what then why were you in Hell because I studied the occult in my spare time and skimmed out of the donation bowl [Music] but now that make sense I guess God is cheeky like that but what makes you think that all the weirdos in those woods come from a port of the help thick mark then started speaking in a more relaxed and confident manner not all beasts out there come from the portal actually most of them don't just some of the particularly nasty ones he met one the other day I think you called him the tall man he is a recent immigrant I think he got banished in the 70s by some monster hunting group he was one of the more average ones but you already know the most powerful one don't you this fake mark started grinning he was right exactly he was talking about it that Chuck Hulu guy that the chosen worship isn't it big Mark's grin transformed into a grimace holy hell coli seriously fucking despise you it's that thing you call skinny Cthulhu was a cosmic entity from another plane of existence separated from hell skinny on the other hand is absolutely a product of hell he's a demon then no not a demon but an amalgamation of at least a few other creatures that I'm pretty sure old Lucifer created himself if I had to guess Lucy's planning to take over the mortal plane and is strolling some creatures out here to test waters before his final assault shit that isn't good I might be on his bad so it's just I keep mooning skinny also did you know what skinny is no but I do know that he doesn't seem to be able to enter at home without being invited in and when he takes the appearance of something whether it be a sumo wrestler or a baby rabbit he maintains the same weight and strength as his regular form and do you know how he stays the same weight because I once saw him spying on a squirrel only to snap the giant branch that he was parked on under his weight then proceeded to shred the trunk of the tree with his tiny squirrel claws until it fell out of frustration I remember that tree I thought had been attacked by a family of six legged beavers the ones that lived down by the creek but I guess that was wrong all right it's beginning to seem like fake mark was a serious asset when it came down to knowing about the stuff around here also I'm curious about what different monsters make up skinny if any of you have any ideas feel free to comment because I'm pretty clueless as of right now the invitation thing is from vampires though isn't it I don't know if that sounds too cliche to be true anyway anything else want to get off your chest preacher man guess I hit a nerve with that question fuck you I am a woman I am tired of you being so damn clueless what I didn't know that women preachers were thing again poor choice of words cool that's it I'm leaving practically screaming at each other at this point which is then hindsight is really unnecessary okay to be fair you don't look or sound like a girl in marks body and all I ask you that you answer one more question fine I had to be wondering about this since the beginning of the conversation so I was ecstatic to get one more chance at it you said I was incompatible for you to possess me why is that at this week mark took on a serious expression it means you are either a descendant of some sait or some godly power favors you or maybe no that couldn't be I'm a dad big mark team to pass out yes it was the spirit leaving his body soon after real mark started to wake up and asked where he was I told him there was a long story but he should probably get some fresh air before I told him when he grabbed my outstretched hands so that I could help him up I squeezed he yelled in pain I calmly told him you owe me a new lamp and that's all for Mark's possession see he actually took the news pretty well I think he's been possessed before or something I I kept the part about me being incompatible to myself not really sure why it just didn't seem like something that I should share at the time things were heating up around here something bigs gonna happen soon and when the information that we got of the spirit creature lady just doesn't look like me and Mark can't do this on our own I think he called in backup but you won't actually tell me for sure he just keeps looking out the window a lot I'll update again soon it's Cole signing off guys I've got a good bit of explaining to do applied to all of you on a few occasions now I haven't I've been lied about the creatures ghosts or people though so don't worry about that but I have lied about how I acquired some of my possessions as you all should know by now I didn't purchase my 45 caliber handgun he was gifted to me somewhat indirectly by a good friend when I have not explicitly stated yet was that I didn't exactly buy my house or property either I'm sure many of you already figured that out though what I'm getting at as I was placed here three years ago I was approached by an organization when I was hiding out in a bar in Mexico I have no fucking idea how they found me because even though I had been shit-faced for about two solid weeks I know for sure no one in the area spoke English so don't think they could have ratted me out or that I could have ratted myself out if I could tried to find someone honestly also the people I was hiding from are not paranormal in any way and there's a story I'm not certain I want to share right now but I'm a sailor also the people I'm hiding from are not paranormal in any way that's a story I'm not certain and I want to share right now but I'm a sure later on anyway this group approached me and made me an offer again I had been shit-faced for like two straight weeks so my memories a bit spotty from what I can remember though they said something about helping me escape the problems I had created with that group normally I would have immediately suspected they were the enemy in disguise but again drunk asked me thought this was the greatest fucking thing that could have ever happened I mean they were offering me a free place to stay with a limited amount of monthly allowance to purchase food and whatever else I needed I just assumed it was government funding then again the government thinks I died 12 years ago I think none of that matters now though see I pretty much figured out what really happened behind the scenes was some help from mark we've been sharing a hospital room for the last week so we've had plenty of time to think I'll get to how we got here soon I think this is gonna be a long post so as much as Mark and I can figure the organization that was offering me witness protection type services was actually a fake front there was run by the monster-hunting group that mark works for their goal was to find someone with above-average survival skills to see how long a human could last in an area with a high concentration of fucked-up things roaming around let me emphasize that the assholes that planned this experiment probably didn't expect me to survive my first encounter let alone lived there for three years then when the key let's show doubt they got giddy recording a mark they'd never been able to observe a dead Kela before before the one that I killed he sure knows how to make me feel special and that's when Mark and his crew got sent out and the whole mark has been here with me ever since that was four ish weeks ago but enough about the theory shit let me tell you about the clusterfuck that put me and Mark in the hospital that ghost preacher bitch that possessed mark a while back only got about half of her facts right I found this out when Mark and I decided to go to the home base at a local cult that lives in the back of my property they call themselves the chosen I don't know what they were chosen for but I know for sure that no one in that ragtag group of dip shits shouldn't be chosen for anything but extermination who tried to sacrifice me three different times now the last attempt they went as far as attempting to try and burn down my house but I caught them in the act and convinced their leader a short Latino man named Hector do not bother me anymore I really didn't want anything to do with them because they're awkward but mark was certain that they probably had some information about why more deadly creatures seemed to be popping up in a higher rate or maybe at least have some knowledge about skinny I tried to convince him that I knew more than the chosen when it came down to skinny but he insisted that I was about as observant as Helen Keller whoever the fuck that is so there we are standing in front of their little shanty town they call the ponderosa mostly made up of metal sheds and parts of mobile home yes parts in people living inside with whole walls missing even mind that these people aren't poor almost all the members have nice cars and trucks parked outside their homes a new Chevy Silverado nice Ford Mustang many others that I don't know the names of off the top of my head I don't really understand what philosophy leads them to living happily in a shithole like this each their own I guess we found Hector pretty quickly he was in the middle of the squalor preaching about something-or-another he noticed me and mark almost immediately due to the fact that neither of us is wearing dark robes like the rest of the cultists mark is wearing black combat pants and a great long-sleeve shirt that made him look like he meant business on the other hand was wearing blue jeans and a Twizzlers t-shirt Hector began somewhat solemnly I guess we have guests now and proceeded to step down off of his upside-down five-gallon bucket as he approached mark whispered just loud enough for me to hear they're surrounding us and sure enough he was right I look around and see not only Hector approaching us but about 60 different cultists approaching from different directions they were closing in and both mark and I prepared to draw our weapons to defend ourselves when Hector called out children calm down don't you see he's got a gun now let's please try not to get on his nerves now I could see mark starts smirking on the corner of his eye but I didn't have the heart to tell him that they weren't talking about him look mister uh Hector right we were just wondering if you had any idea about where some of the paranormal creatures in this area are coming from the question seemed to make Hector uncomfortable we haven't seen anything like that around here so just then one of the black-robe cultists came bursting through the surrounding crowd grand bishop Hector the baby doll spider came back [Music] but this revelation Hector knew that we knew that he knew what we wanted to know all we could do was look back and forth from his distraught follower and us he finally just decided to awkwardly smile at us as much as Mark wanted to continue questioning we both noticed that the cultists that came back was missing large chunks of his robe and his flesh well the man stood there hyperventilating in front of his leader Mark pointed something out to me Cole he's wearing a severed head he whispered we didn't want anyone to overhear us well all the focus was on Hector trying to console the hysterical man I pointed to Mark's observation with look at that thing is coming he might have to put the skinny hunt on hold which is these people who are nuisance I really don't want to see a community get slaughtered mark shot that confused look at me I agree we weren't prepared to fight with something like that while we were talking I felt the top of my shoulder he was Sonia Hector's second-in-command I hadn't seen her since the last time I was in their little neighborhood and I hadn't really left on a good note now she looked deadly serious cold we have all the information you want and some that you probably don't but before I tell you we need your help this thing is gonna tear us to shreds but I have a way to get rid of it Sonia was the only member of the chosen that struck me as a somewhat smart person I think she was raised into the cult and that was the reason why she hadn't left it some twisted way it's her only family before market protests I answered we ran so what do we I was interrupted before I could finish my sentence by a loud screeching the sound was beyond unnatural I could describe it as a young woman screaming in terror but the tone kept changing instantly like a shitty auto tune from hell mark and I looked to each other fuck fuck indeed mark fuck indeed I looked back to ask Sonia what she planned on doing but when I looked in her direction she was already sprinting off I really hoped that she was grabbing some sort of secret weapon and not just being a coward I didn't have time to dwell on these thoughts though there's the Beast cresting the hill mark said as he jerked my attention back to the situation in hand sure enough as I looked through the trees that led upward I could see a mass of tan white dark red charging down the hill as it charged closer's the cultures started running around wildly some pulling out their spears and knives but they look like they were trying to use chopsticks for the first time they weren't gonna be much help I was starting to make out some details and the thing as it approached the main defining feature of the baby doll spider was it it was in fact made out of what looked to be baby dolls not just dolls though mannequins cosmetic cosmetic practice heads it seemed like all the different objects were held together by some magic stickiness I disagree with calling it a spider - it had four legs and two arms it was shaped more like a centaur in another odd detail was that each part of its body was made up of that specific body part where the head should be where a massive mannequin doll and other forms of heads that would just crammed together same rule follows four legs and arms torso and so on mark what the hell is that thing I don't know usually if you see a doll or something moving around that's a possession that lady you were talking to you better have a good idea the abomination was now closing in and a reach one of the outermost sheds that dotted the chosen headquarters and began tearing it to pieces I don't think guns are gonna work on this thing but it doesn't have internal organs that bullets could damage and I doubt that it would respond in that round since it doesn't look Native American we're gonna need to use stuff that'll break it mark said as he grabbed a spear from a nearby cultist and slung it at least 40 yards to hit the thing in the torso but what the fuck mark up throws spears now even though it was a solid hit the monster didn't reel back at all it just looked in our direction and let her another screech before charging at us at full tilt it was at this point that I realized that the beast was not colored red anywhere on its body all the deep red that I had seen was just blood that was caked onto the baby doll centaur damn it doll spider does sound better as I got closer mark yelled get his attention I got an idea I nodded and pulled out my 45 pistol knowing that it wouldn't kill it but it could at least distract it I now realize that I'm actually starting to trust mark with my life something I hadn't done a long time I started hitting center mass as the creature neared ten yards from mark he now stopped and turned towards me mark took advantage of this brief pause and sprinted at the creature I was confused by this until I saw the round thing in his hand a grenade I kept firing and Mark slid under the belly of the beast and plunged his hand in between the parts that made up the creatures torso then continued to slide out from the other side as he got back to his feet he yelled comer and dove behind the nearby Cadillac all the creature had time to do was start looking over at marks direction before he was obliterated by a teeth rattling explosion hundreds of body parts rained down everywhere that may have been the most badass they have ever seen it really was it's really a good thing that mark still carried grenades with him everywhere since the tall man incident cheering began erupting from all around the compound but the celebration was short-lived as I jogged over to check on mark I noticed that the body parts were still moving not only that but they were all moving towards the same central point the yells of joy started dying down as more people began to realize that the thing was just putting itself back together and just as Mark started to grab another grenade concealed somewhere on his body I heard a familiar voice of Sonia screaming my name call take this the woman that lived in the trees said that you would know what to do with it with that she tossed me what looked like an oversized minnow catching net it didn't make sense no way in hell this thing would be afraid of a net like the pails were even if it was bigger all my doubts melted away when I caught the net though Soni was right I knew exactly what to do a wave of something came over me when my fingers made contact with the net it was like an absolute certainty of something but I wasn't sure of what exactly I was certain of I looked down at the net and realized where the weights were at a normal minnow net this one had medium-sized rocks on these rocks were symbols runes of some sort that I didn't recognize they would have been hard to see on the rocks if they glowing bright blue color mark looked at me with a stare of confusion then snap back to reality and commanded get your ass in gear and use that thing bolted in the direction on the now half formed all spider and I slung the net over the wriggling mass of body parts nothing happened the body parts kept moving in place and the net didn't seem to faze the thing oh shit I could hear mark say to himself from behind me and then it hit me it was like I remembered something that I had never learned before before I knew what I was doing the word rock culture erupted escaping my mouth all at once blue runes changed into a deep red and smoke starter rising from the net the Beast managed to get one more half of a Street chin before it well I guess it just kind of stopped existing while the cheering started to erupt again amongst the cultists I immediately approached Sonia something she had said when she first approached me was hanging heavily on my mind so do you mind explaining why you called her the lady who lived in the trees and not the lady who lives in the trees I said a little more force than it probably was necessary look Cole I know what you need to know she came to me and she explained everything yeah it's our fault that some of these beasts exist but the shapeshifter needs to be dealt with now and you're ready to take on that task Hector doesn't even know she was certain that you'd be able to fix this please just listen [Music] the somber tone of the young woman's voice told me that my suspicions were true the lady in the trees hadn't been hiding or avoiding me this whole time and that was really hard to swallow [Music] this was just the beginning of a path to a dark place that I hadn't visited years I just hope that mark is willing to come with me there's more to this story his entry is getting long so I'm gonna cut it off here most the rest of the story at a later date tell them this is coal signing off I just found out the one person on this godforsaken plot of land that I had considered to be on my side before mark showed up is dead it's right folks the lady in the tree wasn't mad at me she wasn't ignoring me she had been deceased for almost a year now who the one who really proved me means of survival over the past three years she gave me a gun with magic bullets she gave me hearing in an ear that had been destroyed she gave me antidotes alcohol I'm pretty sure she even did my laundry once I also can't help but think that she had something to do with the fact the spirit preacher couldn't possess me the most important thing she gave me though was her trust based on the few times she had directly communicated with me through letters she had always alluded to the fact that I was supposed to be the one to help cleanse this land of the supposed darkness like I was the chosen one or some shit whether I'm actually specially not though she trusted me absolutely and failed and her mind I was battling these monsters and scaring them away from here I was the hero that she had been waiting on she couldn't fight the creatures directly due to some sort of both in reality all I've done for the past three years was dick around and get lucky I've never gone out looking to solve the monster problems around here even when I set the trap for camo I was purely selfish and reasoning I just I was just annoyed by his constant attempts of trapping me I didn't do it for the greater good looking at my life I've really never done much to serve anyone else but myself even even stuff I did after my dad was killed I wasn't avenging him I was getting revenge from me I don't know why she ever decided that I was the one that would make things right what instincts had told her that I was the man that could finally change something I really was she'd never decided on me in the first place because that fact alone is why I typed this in my hospital bed my throat is hurting my lip is trembling actually that might be the hospital foods fault not really sure at this point enough sad monologuing though time to get back to what happened Sonia had some explaining to do and I fully expected to get every ounce of useful information from her first question I needed answered was what the hell happened to the lady in the tree Sonia what happened to her she looked at the ground it was obvious that she was dreading having to explain this to me she snuck into what was left of my shelter in the middle of the night after skinny attacked the Ponderosa she told me at this mark who seemed to materialize out of nowhere cut her off I understand you want to get right to the part where the tree lady died but first there's some other questions that need answering why did skinny attack in the first place do you know where he came from do you know how to stop him I turned to argue with Marc because I was the one he wanted to get to the part where she died but unfortunately Marc was right yeah as much as I want to hear about what became of the lady in the tree we need to start from the beginning know what was that you were saying about some of these monsters popping up that was your fault I guess Marc had he heard that part of the previous conversation because now he looked at me with surprise edged into his face Sonia was even slower to answer this time well um call it wasn't my fault per se you know how stubborn and persistent Hector can be I didn't really like where this was going but I had a pretty good idea yeah I mean he tried to kill me but six times I think without thinking Sonia replied nine but that's not what it's important what's important is that Hector has been trying to summon Cthulhu for years now but in the last year he's finally started having progress somewhat mark chimed in what exactly does this progress consist of young cult has paused for a moment deep in thought well that attempts at summoning rituals started working just not as we planned things were coming through the portals we created and things weren't what we meant to summon though so far we've summoned a 15-foot tall cloaked tentacle man that has been kidnapping our brothers and sisters on a regular basis until recently the baby doll monster that you both saw and the spirit that keeps creating minor inconveniences like broken plates and shoelaces being stolen from their respective shoes but this last thing we summoned by far the most vicious was the shapeshifter I can't believe what I was hearing so let me get this straight you people are responsible for the tall man the ghost preacher bitch the baby doll abomination and skinny was there even a point where you thought damn these rituals aren't really helping us out very much maybe we should stop Sonia shrugged as she looked at me this is Hector we're talking about well she had a point Hector didn't know when to quit mark decided to pipe up again and what finally happened it convinced you that these rituals were a bad idea in the shapeshifter killed half of us and always stopped after saying that he was going to take a nap and come back for the rest of us later yeah well that's pretty solid reasoning I said after considering what she said so was it during skinny's nap that the lady in the tree came to talk to you last yeah it was a few hours after the attack the community was absolute chaos while a hectare tried to calm everyone down I was in my shed trying to figure out what I absolutely needed to take with me when I fled that's when I hear a woman whispering hey to me that was her I immediately knew she wasn't one of us because well she doesn't wear much in the way of clothes and we're very strict about our dress code here what did she want this time Sonia took a deep breath and closed her eyes before answering she said that she had a way to save us from the shapeshifter but she had a message and a few things that she needed to leave with me after telling me this she went back outside for a moment and when she came back she was carrying three large Nets she explained to the nets were for the man who lived up on the hill knew and that I was to give them to you as soon as possible she also said that she thought of a way to keep the shapeshifter from attacking anyone again until you had a chance to deal with him the revelation puzzled me I knew for a fact the lady in the tree couldn't directly attack or harm any creature as part of an oath mark stayed silent deep in thought I on the other hand kept on pressing Sonia for answers so why the fuck didn't you tell me any of this sooner this this information would have been hanging oh I don't know like a year ago Sonia flinched as I finished my sentence honestly Cole I was just scared that if you saw me you'd want to kick the shit out of me I guess I couldn't blame her for that one I did kick the shit out of Hector right in front of her a couple years ago ok ok ok did she tell you how she planned on doing this she never got the chance of what she could explain any further we heard screaming along with the sound of ripping metal outside we rushed out to see a 9 foot tall Ronald McDonald ripping someone in half while laughing like a madman the Native American woman looked in one last time and said make sure to tell Cole that he alone and send these beasts back using those Nets you may not know it yet he will know what to do when the time comes the elder spirits will guide and protect him with that the Indian woman took off towards the shapeshifter which was now a giant werewolf as she got closer she started screaming some words I didn't understand she also started glowing blue which was odd she finally got to the shape-shift just called him skinny it's catchy er Sonia seemed kind of annoyed that I interrupted her but she continued all the same she got skinny's attention when she stopped five feet in front of him she was lit up like a blue glow stick at that point she had stopped chanting at this point and was just standing in front of skinny trying to catch her breath once again he said well aren't you different I've never killed a glowing one before and proceeded to casually swipe at her with a clawed hand the Indian woman didn't even flinch when the first claw made contact with her there was a deafening boom accompanied by an explosion of what looked to be a red mist well skinny can vaporize people I blurred it out now a little more wary of my plans to attack the entity Sonia was quick to set me straight though no no no she did something to herself with those incantations before that point all skinny had done was shred people into smaller portions of people mark mutter in response well he's some curse that she said on herself as a trap so skinny attacking her would trigger it to bypass a rule of not being able to cause direct harm to any other creature since in a way it's getting cursed himself by attacking her of his own will did anything change about skinny's behavior after lady in the trees mark slit his thumb across his throat in a slicing motion as he finished he glanced over at me with what looked like pity in his eyes um yeah what's your name his look of pity quickly turned to a look of annoyance mark the expert said with a growl yeah mark his behavior did change see after the Indian woman disappeared it only took a few seconds for skinny to regain his composure he almost immediately started laughing then said what the hell was that a suicide bomber attempt pathetic however as he lunged to grab yet another person one of my sisters he fell to the ground and writhing agony he got up and tried to and again each time he attempted to attack someone he was met with paralyzing pain so the curse makes it so the skinny can't hurt anyone I said apprehensively because six months ago skinny smack that dog shit out of me and I almost died not quite see the curse has one catch we found that out when Martin Fuli bless his soul tried to take advantage of his inability to attack and launch an assault of his own but when the baseball bat made contact with the creature he was immediately struck down by a clawed hand slapped the palm against my forehead ah that makes sense so we can really attack you if you attack first that's why he tried to get us pissed at him he made it seem like he was trying to lure us outside to disguise the fact he was actually luring us into attacking him both Sonia and Mark looked at me somewhat startled for a moment before Marc spoke up Kol pardon me but I'm honestly only used to you saying stupid shit but I think you're actually right this time I started to argue but I quickly realized he was right fuck you Marc so what do I kill or banish skinny by tossing one of those nets on him and yelling whatever magic word comes into my head wait how the actual fuck do I know what magic word to use Sony answered my question with yeah I don't know you understand that either let's just roll with it just then I heard Marc say what the fuck behind me this is odd since Marc had been standing in front of me for a few minutes now I turned around and sure enough there was a second mark behind me this meant that either skinny just walked up pretending to be Marc or even worse he had been talking to us the whole time and now I knew everything that we knew Sonia and I both backed away from the marks as they stared at each other in confusion then back at me the mark on the left yelled throw the net on it now and now's your chance to end him the other fired back no he's trying to trick you throw it on him fast after a moment of thought I said okay so I think I have a way to figure this out whichever one of you is the real Marc just has to punch the other mark to prove that you can attack first both Marc shouted but then he'll kill me this Sonia whispered in my ear Inez but I already knew what my next move was Sonia give me one of those nets they actually handed me one of the Nets I was laying on the ground next to her I started walking towards the marks until I was right in front of him a wicked grin spread across my face as I said all right here's a question only the real mark would know the answer to how did I get the tall man to run away the mark on the left quickly responded you'd cut off a tentacle couldn't skinny you've seen that I now look to the mark on the right to see how he planned to respond to the situation all he did was squint his eyes and sigh then in a defeated tone he said you took off your clothes and you ran at him naked until he fled satisfied by his answer I slung the net over the top of the leftmost Marx head and yelled out the new magic word ECLA Hawkshaw arica not really sure why the magic words that came out of my mouth were different from the ones that came out when I got rid of the baby doll monster but like Sonia said I guess we just roll with it as the runes that were carved as the rock that outlined the net started to glow red and skinny was swallowed but by smoke I heard him utter no fucking way boys then as the smoke that swallowed him was blown away by a breeze he was gone pretty anticlimactic right I was honestly kind of hoping for some badass battle where we fought to the death and got to stab him with magic wooden spear that was like a final gift from the lady in the tree or something while saying something cool but in the end skinny was defeated by an immature inside joke that's it I mean yeah the tall man still out there somewhere skinnies done and the lady in the tree got her wish it's really all I could hope to accomplish Marc was pretty pissed off of me for putting him like on the line and risking sending him to another dimension and the basis of him remembering an inside joke in response to his anger I just told him that I had faith and in the end that's all that mattered all he said in return was fuck you I need a beer I didn't tell him how I had really figured out who was the real one when they both said but then he'll kill me in unison see the new mark that had just walked up shouldn't have known the real rules of the since he hadn't been there to hear about them all I can figure the skinny had probably been listening in disguised as a cultist and decided to end up the conversation and stop us before we came up with a plan to kill him I really just wanted mark to believe that I was dumb enough to put his life on the line for something that skinny could have easily heard it had been he's dropping by at the right time that serves him right for basically calling it dumbass failure after skinny was dealt with mark and I shared an uncomfortable couple of goodbyes with the cultists most of whom hadn't even noticed what had happened including Hector much less appreciated the fact we just got rid of the single most vile creature that ever inhabited this land but I was ok with it the fact the lady in the trees killer was gone for good was enough for me and something you're probably asking wait if that's all that happened then why were they both in the hospital well that actually happened when the headquarters of the monster hunting organization that Mark works for summoned both of us to be interrogated after the events that led to the destruction of skinny the who they knew to be an extremely high-level threat after all the paperwork and questioning was over with Mark offered to take me out for a drink accepted long story short don't drink a drive kids they even took up our electronics for the first week we're here claim that it was so they could scan them but I knew it was just punishment for damaging a company armored SUV anyway that's pretty much it for now I'll try to keep posting but now that skinnies gone plan seems a lot more relaxed I hope you all enjoyed the tale of how I finally killed skinny this is Cole signing off you [Music] you hey there kids and happy October it's me mr. creepypasta and I just wanted to tell you a couple things that are happening this October that haven't ever happened before first off if you take a look at the channel you'll notice that I'm currently live that's right we started up doing a Halloween horror radio program that means 24/7 without interruption you'll be hearing creepypasta stories read by yours truly and as well as a few other guests that we've had on the channel before the other thing our Halloween exclusive t-shirts these t-shirts are available in the mystic you post a link down below in the description actually at any point if you want to check out the description feel free to scroll down and see what kind of cool stuffs going on down there oh and of course the Halloween countdown starts on the 18th look forward to seeing you all and sweet dreams

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Channel: MrCreepyPasta

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Length: 118min 21sec (7101 seconds)

Published: Sun Nov 04 2018

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