(Pewds imitating jacksepticeye)
Top of the morning to ya laddies. Today, it's the only sunny day that we would ever get in UK. So I decided I'm just gonna vlog it and take some time off from the COMPUTER I'm also wearing shorts. I know Very nice Marzia have been wanted to buy uhh one of those kiddie pools for a long time and I'm kind of like that's a bit trashy, but it sounds fun Marzia: Excuse me?! So we're gonna buy a pool today to really enjoy the British summer For those of you who don't know. This is my temporary setup I'm a- are kind of like summer location and this is pretty much the same setup I have As I brought to Japan. It all fits in a- in a suitcase Setup tour~ This is the... this is the camera I got in Japan. uh- this one is 4k so which is why sometimes you see all my pores *giggles* In case anyone is curious this is for the sound. Usually you see every Youtuber ever have like the squares on the wall The thing is you have to spray those with like this is glue and I used to have that in my old setup They don't go away from the wall If you ever put them on the wall once They're gonna be there forever, and I'm like, I don't want to do that again So you just get these babies Look who it is? (EDGAR!) How are you sleeping in this bed? Awwww <3 Edgar: I wuv u, Felix and I wuv ur penis You guys wanna see something cute? Edgar: Oh yeah, film me No. Not you, Edgar. Come here Thank you, Maya. For cleaning (laughs) Byee! Awwww~ I'm sorry sorry *bonding moment with Maya* *Edgar interrupts* Hey, look who always wants attention. Just found the vacuum. How the hell did it get there? (Cyberlife, Pewds. The androids are ALIVE) Which one should we get? Marzia: That's maybe the only option I think that's fine, honestly
-What is this? nah What about the gladiator game? No, but there was one thing This looks so bad (water balloons) Okay, we can get this Marzia: Yeah? Oh my god. Marzia, you just made a mess *tries to tidy it* *makes it worse*
Oh my god! It's gonna be me and you Marzia: uh-hmm Can't wait Marzia: Me and Edgie and Puga (Maya) Oh my god, guys.
Please relax *kiddie pool abuse* I forgot to buy a pump. You're gonna help me blow Edgar?
*Edgar: intense panting* I even remember in the shop, I need to buy a pump
(nice job Poods) *Blows hard* *Blow some more* (Swedish Bane) Okay, so what if I fill the waterbed- I mean this water thing with water? HmmMmmMmmm You know Bill Gates has the famous quote that he'd rather hire lazy people cause they'll figure out a smart solution to a problem. This is how we do it Yeah, yeah, yeah. No problem.
As you can see Marzia, we have a problem (you just said NO PROBLEM) marzia: yeah? We have a problem the robot. Shoosh! Go away!
Marzia: Oh NOOOOO *hits Pewds* Go somewhere else Okay, you do the camerawork. Oh god, it's coming back. It's back for vengeance Please don't hurt me Honestly, I'm scared.
(My name is Connor. I'm the android sent by Cyberlife.) Yeah, that's right. Oh, no.
Don't pick up the... Ok, stop Why swim in the water when you can swim around the water? (million dollar idea here) Marzia (Uh-hmm?) I just discovered something *flips kiddie pool* This time...hahaha
(good job Pewds) What is this? (What?) Why is there a hole there? So, ah yes, I may have been blowing inside the hole that's meant to release the water... Whatever (Intense blowing) (Group blowing) (More blowing) Sure glad Bill Gates is watching. Let's build it up, baby Don't you dare (The queen giggles) (wets The King of nine year olds) *slides close* NO. So Edgar is terrified of water But if it, I think he's just scared of waves Is this is your favorite song? Yup (hype song starts playing) I feel good about me (DANCE PARTY!) It's so good (The queen approves) Stop it! Okay, we're gonna even the odds a little bit Do you think it's a bad idea to put boiling water? Should be fine (ohh so muscular) You know, Youtubers, they flex with their pools *continues pouring hot water* ...This is what I got Ohhhhh, so nice Put um- more water please LeEpic prank on girlfriend time. This is gonna be lit guys. Oh my god That's pretty neat. Look at that Like little titties. That's pretty cool actually. Look at that Look at that *proceeds to drop one* AHHHHHHHHH!!!!! You.. B-eehhh (family friendly Felix, guys) *Marzia shrieks* *evil laugh* I have all the ammo you know. (Marzia: You hit me!)
Did I hit you? How? I hit your butt? (Yeah)
Oh, I got the title for this video now. Hey, Maya -No... Hey, Maya. (No...) Oh, she doesn't see any more. She's getting more blind. HEY MAYA *fake throws water balloon* Okay, catch. *throws* *explodes* Pff-hahahaHAHA Is it hard? (that's what she said) You're usually really good at catching Marzia: It's very s- slippery? *perfect catch* no no No NO NO! Oh wow, it's so hard (ehehehehe *wiggles eyebrows*) (Pewds trying to juggle his responsibilities like-) Ok. The water should be a lot hotter now Yeah, it's pretty nice actually We're doing a- (Oh, it's nice!) I told you We're doing a photo shoot for Maritza. What's your name again?
-Yup Mat-sa-sas? (wtf) *pops* You know, I was the number one goal keeper *catches* (Edgar dies) [ W A S T E D ] (Dying walrus) My child, my cherished (some Swedish word) Edgar loves the water so much
*Edgar whines* Right, Edgar? (Edgar: Let go of me you peasant) *slowly lowers Edgar* He's looking for an escape Awwwww :3 (Swedish) Good boy Edgar That's not too bad Yeah It's's not too bad (Papa Poods on duty) (Swedish again) Good boy Edgar Wanna get Maya as well? Destiny is merciless awwwww <3 She floats. She's so fat oh wait (Excuse me?) Good girl Good girl She doesn't mind *in a cute voice* You're so cute Edgar, you wanna go in again? *Intense panting* (Edgar: NO) *in Stitch voice* I don't like it one bit.
Get me out (they're like a family. so cute <3) Oh my god, he's crazy. What is he doing? Got you now~ *adorable Edgar sneeze* Edgar: What is happening? Okay, slow-mo shot. This is gonna be epic, guys [brought to you by Slo Mo Guys] [intense action] [balloon popping] [Majestic] [Sensational] [Expectation Fail] You can't tell but I'm so incredibly sunburned. I feel it *hisses in pain* Very nice, very nice. Oh, yeah. Ohhhh yeah. I don't know- albino bug or is it just painted to the wall? I've never seen that I can't believe you notice that.
(to the bug) you're such a- creep Ok. Alright, buddy Alright. Ok. Ok. Alright [Capture Success] I feel like- What do you do?
Just let it go? (Marzia approves) [iS tHiS a pIgEoN?] (insert overused meme) He's not a very good flyer Adventures with Pewdiepie and Marzia
(and you're watching Disney Channel) Bug catching Marzia, do you think I'm able to put on the wall? [hype song] In case you're wondering it's going- it's going great. It's going so good. Marzia thinks it's not straight Well Not everything in life is perfect. Okay, and that's not my fault. I messed up guys, I messed up. Alright. TV on the wall Haters will say it's Photoshop What do you think Edgar? Edgar: Someone please adopt me If you guys ever need help to hook up your TV I do installments YouTube revenue... It's very low, please guys. So any tip, will greatly be appreciated I'm willing to travel across country install your TV for a cheap price of 399 We've officially peaked in this vlog. It's not gonna get any more interesting than me putting up a television. There's nothing to vlog (Sh!t running out of content) I'll probably do some reading. Reading Starship Troopers It's really good. It's nothing like the movie, but I really like it. Good old relaxing day off. Thank you for joining me I hope you enjoyed this VLOG if you want more vlogs, you know what you got to do You know what you got to do. You got a thumbs down this video everybody. That's right We do opposite style on this channel We're edgy. We're cool. We're hip. Please like the video, please. I'm just jo- *Brad cuts the video*
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