My Morally Questionable Sister

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just because the bar was set so low by Brody and Braden she was the only one who wasn't massively disappointed when I was born seriously my brothers wanted another sister and my parents wanted it to be a surprise when Brody and Braden came in to meet me and learned I was a boy they were crushed you think I'm joking but I have proof look oh my goodness come here what bro hi look we any you want to say hi to us he's sleeping guess what kind of baby it is it's a boy baby it's a boy just like you guys are you surprised I know he's just like you he's just like you he's a boy boy you've got a brother you want us to try for a sister buddy this isn't a sister your sister's right there I was a disappointment from day one did you see how destroyed Brody was and Braden went to say hi to Britney instead of me like excuse me I just barely entered the Earth from heaven I was expecting a warmer welcome than this look at my mom's baby announcement she sent out it's a another boy what did I do to deserve this I'm so sorry that I inconvenienced you all so much by being born anyway let's start off with a classic family story I had just been given a new big boy bike a significant upgrade from my little fixed gear baby bike I took it to the top of the hill by our house and rode down it was so fast and exhilarating I turned into our driveway toward our parking Bay and tried breaking by pedaling backwards cuz that's how my little bike worked but this was a big boy bike pedaling backwards did nothing it was too late [Music] I'm going to be I'm going to pee Britney's first reaction to other people getting hurt is to laugh hysterically and try not to pee I think it's cuz she's been desensitized to pain from watching all those true crime documentaries her arms were cut off her legs were cut off her ears were cut off her tongue was cut off her nose was cut off her eyeballs were plucked out but regardless of her obsession with murder she was very sweet to little old me and I'll always remember her taking me to Chuck-E-Cheese and playing Deal or No Deal together I still remember our winning strategy that's the bank no [Applause] deal that's the bank no deal now let's open your case you win although she wasn't always so nice to me one time when I was very young we were moving into a new house and little me wanted to wear a paint lid as a hat when the paint lid would fall I would cry Britney kept coming back to put it back on my head to comfort me but it kept falling off and I kept crying so obviously she glued the paint lid to my head mom had to shave my head in order to get the lid off my hair was ruined this my bread and butter I can't have you messing up my bread and butter dude anyway eventually Britney started dating and she brings this guy home I was maybe seven and we were chilling on the bean bag and playing phone games when all of a sudden the guy says it's like really awkward that your little brother is here like excuse me this is my house it's really awkward that you're here chump oh I want an empty room so that we can get to the kissing part of the night even though it's our first date That's mighty presumptuous of you forehead Britney this guy's no good for you kick him to the curb I didn't really say that but I thought it anyway she dumped him then her next boyfriend was Kyle one time he was babysitting me and I made him Watch Danny Phantom with me all day I also remember showing up at his house one time inviting myself in and playing a skateboarding game with him then he gave me a toy car and that was enough for him to get my blessing to marry Britney anyway they're married now just like all my other older siblings Flash Forward I was in high school and Britney and Kyle were living in Mom's basement one night we heard Britney and Kyle yelling downstairs and I got a half hour lecture from my parents about how hard marriage is I mentioned it to them the following day and they said oh we were just watching a hockey game and we were excited and I was like well then I got a big lecture about nothing during this time Britney had to stop by a car shop with me in the car she asked if I could run in and grab some stuff for her car hey Bryson I need you to go in the store and ask for blinker fluid I'm out okay do you guys have blinker fluid what fluid blinker fluid someone's pulling your leg young man blinker fluid isn't a thing what let me go ask my [Music] sister I'm going to bee I'm going to pee she pranked me but then I pranked her back by making a video about it and monetizing it so who really won now while living together mom and Britney had a few arguments I don't even remember what the arguments were about but eventually after an argument escalated for a while it would get to the point where they would stop trying to resolve it and instead just try to deal as much emotional damage as possible and this was my favorite one I was chilling in Mom's room Britney came in and they started rehashing an argument from earlier that day it escalated and they yelled for a while then Britney stormed off and as she did Mom said did I ruffle a feather you don't say that disrespectful to any of your other kids and I won't stand for it so that was fun don't worry Mom and Britney are all good now but in retrospect I would say yes Mom did indeed ruffle a feather now it's time to talk about Britney's kids my nephews Hank Brock and Jack I love my nephews they're huge improvements from The Source material anyways I take being the favorite uncle very seriously piggyback rides puzzles and stuffed animals Galore I also teach them valuable life lessons what do we do when someone is mean to us that's right violence can you say violence violence good be resourceful about it too throw rocks bite people push them down the stairs all that good stuff okay but for real I do try to influence them positively in whatever way I can bad bad good good uncle Bryson are we getting paid for this no I'm a voice actor and voice actors get paid no no money for you you know what I'm calling my agent yeah right like you have an agent Dad what's wrong buddy he's not paying me that's that's that's a lie he he he's he's lying he won't pay me here's a funny story for each of the boys one time I tied a laundry basket behind this little go-kart thing we had and I put Hank in it and I would drive him around the kitchen floor it was a huge hit he loved it I would also do the occasional power slide but one time I slid too hard and so that was fun to explain to Britney another time Britney was outside her house talking to a friend Brock kept coming out tugging on her arm and asking for her attention but Britney kept telling him to wait inside and that she would talk to him when she was done now Brock is usually sweet but this brought out the sourness in him that's why we call him Sour Patch Kid you ruled the day you neglected me mother Britney finished talking and went to go inside but the door was locked Britney told to unlock it but he just stared at her challenging her Authority finally Britney climbed through the window and yelled oh you'd better run but Brock just stood his ground and stared at her defiantly as she approached as if to say I do not fear you mother I'll spare you what happened next Jack is just the cutest little sweet pee ever but when visiting I would often be holding him and but what really stuck with me was when I found him trying to eat a baby wipe I tried to take it from him but he stared at his hand and then at me holding tight to the wipe I struggled against his grip as he stared do you feel in J finally I used both hands to pry his hand open why did a baby have me questioning my strength I love visiting and having fun with the boys they also watch my videos and Hank has some of them memorized he can quote them better than I can hey boys who's your favorite uncle brys the other uncle are yes I'm the best guy ever you know what don't flatter yourself pal I'm sick of you fishing for compliments all the time stop using me as a prop in your narcissistic online circus your whole channel is just a pathetic thirsty attempt to fill that gaping hole in your heart but guess what no amount of Praise can fix your massive amount of insecurity external validation won't fix you have some self-awareness and go to therapy or something you worthless little psycho Hanks right why do an adult need compliments from small children you're cringe buddy what to end this video off I thought me and Britney could reminisce together about some of our other favorite memories together please enjoy Bryson and I had very different moms growing up I had the mom who was on me if I wanted to go anywhere it was who are you going with what time are you going to be back if you're not back by this time then this and now my brothers just can do whatever they want my mom's tired she told me she is just tired and done parenting well I never wanted to to leave I just stayed home all the time yeah I've only stolen one thing in my life and I was about four or 5 years old and we went to a fabric store and there was a pumpkin with gum in it my mom told me I couldn't have it we got back in the car and she looked at me in the RAR mirror with her piercing eyes as I was chewing bubble gum she looked at me and said Britney what are you chewing and I said gum and she goes where'd you get it and I said the store we were just at she turned that car around so quickly marched me back into the store proceeded to make me tell the cashier that I had stolen the bubble gum then we left and drove next door to the police station where she got an officer pulled me out of the car and asked them what happens if you steal and the police officer said you go to jail and my mom turned around and looked at me and pointed and said she just stole a pack of gum from the fabric store and I thought I was going to jail needless to say that's the first and the last time that I stole anything what if the officer just arrested you on the spot it's like she's going to juvie and Mom's like wait my my lesson isn't working the way I thought she's five years old so I actually did end up in jail I was a nurse in a jail one time I came home from a long 16-hour shift at the jail and I'd walk in and see Bryson sitting in the same pajamas that he's been in all day slurping down a bowl of cereal I'd look at him with disgust and ask how much money did you make today let's just say he made a lot more than I did she's not salty or anything well that was fun in conclusion Britney is my favorite sister wait hey hope you like the video thanks for watching don't forget to check out the merch and while you're down there send some love to all the amazing background artists storyboarders and animators on the team I couldn't do it without them and also check out my production manager Nate's new video it analyzes how YouTube channels gain popularity and the first episode's about me thanks so much for watching my videos it means a lot okay bye

Channel: Haminations

Views: 19,487,971

Keywords: Haminations, Animation, Comedy, Funny, Storytime, Sister

Id: qvKp8Hf8Dtw

Length: 12min 47sec (767 seconds)

Published: Fri Nov 24 2023