My HONEST thoughts about jade... hear me out...

this it should be out in the next two minutes in two minutes we'll see who it is come on it's got It's come on March 8th bro March 8th show me March 8th and I'll be happy please please please please please please please that's the only character I'm looking for right now March 8th man come on come on no don't say done hung three bro I'm going to ban you from my chat let's refresh one more time x Jade I mean damn she looks good as hell you know damn she look good as hell but like really like we saw her for 1 second we literally only have a single screenshot of her and we're getting her this early a damn where the is Sunday okay all right you know what that's pretty cool I'll take Jade I'll take Jade she's oh my God they made her look so good in his art okay let's read this real quick uh wealth is the recipe to success or sorry happiness how do I read success giving birth giving it to those who desire happiness is making the best use of it in this way my job also brings people happiness anyone can receive this blessing they only have to pay an equivalent price a senior manager at the IPC Strategic investment department and one of the 10 strong Hearts her Cornerstone is a jade of credit a a cold and elegant money lender she is a she is skilled at understanding the human heart with a personal hobby called bondage I'm not standing up shut the up all right I don't have a boner right now man Chad stop trying to boner check me it's not it's no no I'll be honest with you bro I'm not I'm not the most excited for I think she's I think she's cool looking but not enough for me to go AP [ __ ] about like a firefly I think Firefly was um was uh way better but that's not to say that Jade is not that good you know what I'm saying like she's still good it's just that Firefly is her you know what I'm saying this is probably a skip unless she's really cool in the story or unless she's like Giga busted [Music] but okay you know it's I'll give it a like man sure why not but she's hot bro okay dude dude dud d d d okay okay all right to the people are saying but she's hot maybe like three characters in honai STO that aren't hot hot literally like 90% of the roster is just like you know they're hot as [ __ ] like dude they make everyone besides the the kid characters man but like listen like jinglu uh he they're all [ __ ] hot cuz like listen bro like players aren't going to summon on characters that aren't hot dude let's be honest man all right so they kind of got to make their characters visually appealing I think she's cool looking but she seems pretty standard I like her big hat though I think her hat is cool and uh okay she has like a big snake thing that's cool too bro why the man dude dude dude dude I got I got I got I got I got to talk about this I got to talk about this for a second why the are they so addicted to thigh bracelets like literally 90% of honkai star's roster has the thigh bracelet for for what re this just like their favorite fashion like Choice let me let me show you how many characters in this game have thigh bracelets so wolf has one right here Sparkle has one right here like there's one over here for Ron may as well seal has one right here blade has like his little like uh he has like two he has one on like for a bandage and he has one for I don't know whatever this is I think Stella has one CHS do not March has one right here Lynx has one right here topaz has one Gallagher has one guifen has one right here Luca I don't know if you count this I count this yeah it's it's pretty much the same thing sample has one yeah she has one right here AA Asa has one right here just all the characters man like I'm telling you bro somebody is addicted to this somebody is they all have like it's it's it's just so it's so comp in these characters to like have this design choice suang right here Don Hong right here thigh bracelet uh-huh uh Misha two thigh briset not not one but two thigh bracet not going to lie I'm kind of sick of the dummy mommy characters bro oo ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh all right hold on how many of you guys agree how many you guys agree me me me me yeah I actually think the same I I don't like these there there's so many there's so many dmy mommy characters like they they got like chill it I think it's definitely like one of their favorite characters uh character design choices to throw out there just like the dummy mommy type characters man I mean I get they make money right they get they make a lot of money but like damn bro can we get like can we get like some I want a fat character in this game is what I want I want like some some big bald white dude uh to like uh oh fat too big bald fat white dude as a playable character in the game just to see how many people would how much how how much people actually like um uh you know pull for them tone I didn't say any names I didn't say any names man all right look look I didn't say Teo it could be anyone there's plenty of bald white fat men in in the world like why why do you guys automatically go to techone you guys are [ __ ] up man okay hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on on we're not even we're not even 1 second and again we're not even 1 second into getting the drip marketing and and a ruby already posted a a lesbian make out scene with Jaden topaz not even 1 second into the into the drip marketing and this is this is what I see in my [ __ ] feed oh my God bro let me see what people have to say about her real quick I'm pretty sure no one's going to post anti here right God damn Ruby you got hella whoa you got you got a lot to say about this character huh can her can her clothes come off at E6 that's me at the bottom of her feet mother yes can I lick your toe somebody said check Mina's new post what did Mina say wow Jade is so beautiful I can't wait for her to I can't wait for you to to kiss I mean kiss I mean kiss I mean sex all right all right I'm going to say it man I'm going to say it these damn YouTubers are getting way too comfortable just because you don't have to show your face don't mean you can say anything these damn vtubers man they're getting way too com bro hiding behind that screen holy sh bro lowkey can we can we skip 2.2 I just want Firefly and Jade holy moly bro am I the only one bro I feel like I'm the only one who doesn't really see the like that much hype in this man all right hold on I I'm going to make a Twitter post I'm I'm going to be I'm going to be different from everyone else I'm not like all the other content creers man I think Je just all right [Music]

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Length: 8min 4sec (484 seconds)

Published: Wed Apr 24 2024