MY DOG SKATES DOWN A 1,000 FOOT HILL! (Turbo Dismount)

hello welcome back to turbo disc mount the game where you dismounted turbos so this is like episode 200 not really i have no idea what episode it is but you know what we're doing today we're going to be launching my dog off ramps again she likes it trust me i've asked her okay i'm just gonna go in order of the things that i haven't played yet that i've downloaded this one's called bumpy descent and i'm assuming it's bumpy and you're descending all right there's my dog there she is all right let's just see how she does just like this i have a feeling she's not even gonna make it down this round okay that was pretty good you know for riding a skateboard at least but she didn't make it off the cool thing drop right here so let's do it again this time not on a skateboard is that a hat oh it's a cone on top of a building not sure why let's try the wedge you know the good old wedge i would get inside the vehicle winnie how you doing moki oh you're cute you are cute what's wrong with your head you okay all right let's get you in the v witty oh my gosh get in that's as much as you're in you're gonna get okay here we go full speed oh baby oh no oh those are mines those are gigantic bombs that bomb didn't do anything i'm just being straight up that did not do anything where did we get a million score that's weak weak sauce i've never said that weak sauce i'm sorry okay well obviously that's not the way to go or maybe i should just go slower let's try going slower see what happened why are you turning dude you're a terrible driver winnie i thought dogs were better than this okay we need a safer vehicle i guess maybe the sasquatch get in the car [Music] dude there you go now you're in the car you look you look great okay let's see what happens here maybe i should steer myself well let's try it without doing that first i'm gonna stream myself i think that's the way i have to do it good this is great hey at least we made it to the highway oh boy all right that's a thing that happened hey two million score though that's pretty good good job winnie okay i'm gonna steer myself because i don't i don't trust the game honestly let's just go real slow like this okay just down a little bit okay all right it's a little tricky i see why the game is bad at this oh boy oh boy hey we're here we are those bombs don't do anything you think for like a 40-foot bomb it would do something but it doesn't that was pitiful next level police donate did you misspell donut oh is this like a police chase scene i feel like that's what this is okay so what's uh what's a vehicle that police would chase definitely this thing all right let's see what happens am i steering or is it steering i think we're still oh my gosh we are not steering dude when he just popped the sickest wheelie of all time though all right let's see if we can outrun these cops dude oh hey we're still holding on okay i don't think woody's okay luckily in real life she's sleeping on my couch downstairs okay i think we need something a bit faster like an x-wing she actually does this pose in real life not in an x-wing but you get what i'm saying okay let's see what happens let's do full speed hopefully dang it oh you know what we could also do we could place turbo pads everywhere to go faster that'd be nice okay so far this is way better than the the scooter oh no it's not it's about that oh never mind dude we are out running the cops oh gosh just stay in the vehicle everything will be fine i mean she's in it you know she is she's in the vehicle i mean they can't even get to you i would say that's a success not a high score but it was a success all right there she is this is gonna go well this is going to go very well full speed on a shuriken are you kidding me all right go around that well you got away oh boy thank goodness that didn't fall on my dog okay there is a vehicle faster than this though the squealer and it's called that because it squeals why do you look like that you look like you're 90 years old watching the price is right okay here we go oh there it is this is fast oh my gosh this is fast there's no way there is no way in heck the police are going to find it ever catch you ever but the curb will her head fell off next level rock bottom oh my gosh oh is this the thing from spongebob i think this is the thing from spongebob rock bottom oh this is epic okay so what would i have winnie ride down rock pot definitely the pink lightning okay i feel like we actually have to go slow because that's basically just a cliff you know so let's go let's try that honestly that might be too fast i'm not even kidding now we're on the pink lightning but this looks like it's gonna be a bad idea oh boy oh boy oh yes that's him we're just falling you know we're we didn't stick to the road whatsoever maybe i'll land it though i don't think i had it honestly i think this could work but we gotta go like zero miles an hour basically i mean that's pretty good that i literally don't think i can go slower than this what's pedaling your legs are not pedaling winnie any day now you will arrive to your destination why are you going to the left if you fall before you get to the hill i'm going to be upset i want to put you in timeout all right here we go this is it this is it this is not it this is we can't do it this is a cliff this i i don't think it's possible to just stick on the path maybe i'll land this one though i won't i will never land into things at least my head's still on okay well since we can't go down it let's just go off of it this is gonna be sick are you ready winnie here we go here we go oh boy to the death star we go oh my gosh dude i'm okay um as long as you remain in one piece like this i'm sure you'll be fine dude she's fine she's fine all good her leg's over here but it's all good you know over a million score heck yeah you know we got to try to skateboard off this it won't work like we all know it's not going to work but it's funny okay that's a little too realistic let's get yeah there we go actually that's literally more realistic for a dog than the previous position like you sleep like this in my bed all right here we go super relaxed super chill life is great you know everything's gonna be a-okay wow the skateboard is really sticking to you did you duct tape yourself to the skate why is there a bus down here does the bus go dude that was a solid landing that was not a new high score you're wrong video game next level what the heck is this well this seems safe all right let's just see what happens another cliff you know it's all oh boy that's the weirdest traffic jam i've ever seen she is now a hamburger hey at least you didn't land on a bomb dude look at this score what is going on hang on i just hear explo oh my gosh what is this score 10 million that was a good high score i don't care who you are we need to cause more destruction though like that was all good but uh what about just something a little bit smaller you know all right uh i feel like this is a little too safe that's what i'm talking about all right let's see what happens we're gonna miley cyrus our way to victory here i think uh honestly i want to land in the middle of traffic or just don't even go down there i mean that's an accomplishment you survived good job winnie i'm real proud of you okay so we need to go way slower uh how about that when he is basically touching the ground but it's all good okay this looks good this looks really really good right in the middle bullseye oh my gosh hey we're in one p oh i don't know where winnie went she's most likely not in one piece running over bombs okay all good four million scores so far where the heck did winnie go quinny hello character dude she's fine heck yeah the safe and sound this is the safest stunt yet super speed i like speed things this is it it's just flat oh never mind okay uh how about uh the squealer if we're doing super speed i feel like this is fitting dude okay uh i have to steer myself it looks like full speed doesn't even mat okay i got a gutter ball that was terrible why are you turning i'm not doing that it's hard maybe the squealer's too fast and it's very annoying let's try a skateboard ah there we go that is how we do it okay there's a little anticlimactic not gonna lie i definitely don't have the fastest bearings in town you know what why not just go into traffic right dude okay how about the token bird looks fun there you go nice and safe there put your legs in the vehicle winnie almost full speed all good flap those wings flap those wings like you never depended on it before dude this is anticlimactic too desert oh my gosh okay that was boring not gonna lie guys that was boring we gotta one up ourselves or maybe even two up ourselves sure can this will go straight let's just see how it go where i can't see okay so far so good so far so good don't pop a wheelie don't pop a wheelie you're popping it dude my head and that sign almost became best friends oh my gosh there goes my vehicle a lot over a million heck yeah last level the crusher that sounds safe oh i see there's no way i'm gonna make it through this uh i honestly i feel like this is a good vehicle for this so we need to go full speed is there any timing to this or is it just total luck so far so good so make it make it yes victory victory is mine dude i wonder if like we could make it completely here though like with the motorcycle and everything honestly i think this is a very good vehicle for this all right let's try it almost full speed again i didn't time it at all like i don't think you really can oh boy [Applause] well we got three million points that's the one positive thing i can say about what is that oh my gosh my motorcycle is stuck in the thingy oh boy full speed you kidding lots of pieces i am in lots of pieces oh we can put turbo pads everywhere heck yeah that's what we gotta do okay here goes nothing i just skipped the first three this is going well this is really going well whip oh my gosh 7 8 million how what'd i do honestly the first attempt was the best i mean that was a good high score i don't care who you'd be okay last one let's try the shirt or the squealer because it's i'm pretty sure it's the fastest vehicle okay there we go why do you turn okay there we go there we go oh boy all right well i'm a ball that's great at least i landed safe and sound on this vehicle dude we're getting the high scores today though eight million points got 10 million earlier all right guys i hope you enjoyed that episode of turbo dismount that was violent i'm gonna keep on downloading maps and launching my dogs off of it and stuff leave a comment below if you want to see me uh try anyone else other than my dog but if you guys enjoyed this give it a thumbs up hit the subscribe button click the notification bell to never miss an upload make videos five times a week on this channel and three times a week on my other channel that you can check out by 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Channel: Sam Tabor Gaming

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Length: 12min 15sec (735 seconds)

Published: Wed Jul 07 2021