My Childhood Stories

I was a child once all right into the stories I was a good kid growing up I did what my parents said followed their rules ate what they put on my plate maybe a bit too well flashback to the green bean incident my mom told me that when I was a small toddler sometimes I'd have horrible Tantrums and rip all the sheets off my bed and sweep everything on my shelves onto the floor in an emotional outrage she'd have to crack my door open afterwards and say are you done so she could help me put everything back if I wasn't she'd locked me in my room for a bit longer as I continued being an indignant little tornado and try again in ten minutes I've grown out of that phase luckily I'm so conditioned to want to follow the rules and not do anything bad that people on multiple occasions have told me Jaden you're so good all the time you've got to be rebellious every once in a while and I say no is that a start I was such an obedient kid I've only been grounded once in my entire life and that story is pretty pathetic I was maybe six at the time and my parents were going out for a date night or whatever to get out of the house understandable Jack's was a pretty exhausting kid to deal with so they left us with a babysitter now as a kid having a babysitter is emotionally conflicting on one hand you don't want this Rando middle school kid to be telling you what to do go to bed you're not my mom you're not even old enough to go to the bathroom at school without asking for permission don't tell me what to do but on the other hand babysitter's let you get away with way more than your parents oh yeah mom always lets us have three Oreos it's okay it's fine don't worry normally we only get two Oreos it was getting late that night and before it was my bedtime I wanted to play outside on our rickety little playset now I'd already gotten ready for bed I was in my pajamas and brushed my teeth but I figured it's not past my bedtime yet so everything's fair game so the babysitter watched me swing on the swings for like five minutes and then go down the slide one time in the morning when my parents were back I woke up and they were like you're in trouble did I do something what do you think you did I don't know why do I don't say that to children by the way what do you think you did I don't know seems like you don't even know what I did and they're trying to get me to wrap myself out the babysitter told us that last night you played in the backyard in your pajamas what we don't want you playing outside in your pajamas you're grounded tomorrow what father I was grounded for a day because I played outside in my pajamas but I treated like five minutes of TV by sneak watching from around the corner so who's the rebellious one now there's this Golf Course a block or two down from my house that had a little lake and my dad and I would ride our bikes to it every once in a while to feed the ducks also yes I know ducks shouldn't eat bread if you didn't know that don't feed wild ducks bread give him candy bars we were feeding the Ducks minding our own business when all of a sudden we hear from across the lake maple maple there's a neighborhood of houses next to the golf course so people could look out and see the golfers and in the distance across the lake some lady was yelling Mabel Mabel Wonderware Mabel is maple get over here what are you doing oh she's talking to me Mabel you're in so much trouble my dad and I didn't know what to do this lady in the distance thought I was Mabel when I was not Mabel I am Jaden but she didn't know that Mabel what are you doing get back we pedaled away now let's put ourselves in the point of view of this lady across the lake she walks out into her backyard huh what a wonderful evening I think I'm gonna treat myself to some relaxation time out in my backyard working my nine-to-five job and managing three children as a single mom sure is hard work especially since my doctor says I need to lower my stress because it's starting to take a toll on my depression okay maybe a bit too much creative interpretation she's in the backyard she looks out across the lake and what who's that is that is that little old Mabel across the lake how'd she get there and wait is that a strange man with her what uh Mabel what are you doing get over here that girl isn't so much trouble when she gets back home I've told her so many times about the dangers of is she coming away with him I hope Mabel wasn't in too much trouble when she got back home uh sorry Mabel this story didn't happen necessarily during my childhood more teenagehood but I think it's kind of funny so I'm telling it I went ice skating with a couple of friends one winter maybe when I was 1516 it was busy but not too busy sidenote one time my friend invited me to go ice skating and we were the only two there it was dope but also felt like a weird ice rink Twilight Zone anyway so we were skating around you know like what we went there to do I'm not anywhere near close to a good ice skater but I hadn't fallen on my but her head so I considered it a successful day after a while we decided to do one more loop around the rink and right before we were done this little boy skates up to me I wasn't very old at the time but he was definitely younger than me maybe 13 or something I don't know I looked down at him confused and he goes I like your hat oh by the way I was wearing a knitted hat that looked like a raccoon so it was a good hat well you hold something for me uh okay and I'll never forget what he says this is possibly one of the smoothest things I've ever heard from a little thirteen-year-old boy so he goes will you hold something for me and I go like okay what is it and he goes my hand I had no expectations on what he was gonna say but that one definitely caught me off guard I was so startled by his what would you even call that pick-up line request that I stumbled back forgetting I was on ice skates I didn't fall but I definitely did one of those weird twisty maneuvers that your body pulls when it's off balance and trying not to fall down the boy skated off because I think he wasn't expecting to actually physically startle me thinking about it if you were to try and use a pick-up line on someone and their immediate response is to be so surprised they almost fall backwards that I don't know how to interpret that obviously it's not what you want but I mean that's gotta be some sort of achievement I wonder what would have happened if I decided to say yes to that kid instead of being a freaked out spaz maybe there was something there and we could have had a whole future with each other and had great times together and I'll never know he's out there in the world right now and I'm talking about him and he probably doesn't even know it do you like to make up fake life scenarios for other people I'm gonna pretend he's going to university to be an orthopedic surgeon look it up okay I'll just tell you it's a doctor who specializes in hands see where I'm yeah what if he tells his story every once in a while to his friends dude no like this one time when I was like 13 I ice skated up to this random girl in an ice rink and asked her to hold my hand even though I didn't know we're all random she slipped on the ice though and it was weird I just skated away me yeah now I actually don't really care my life is pretty fine without him have fun with your hand surgeries my dude bye

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Length: 7min 38sec (458 seconds)

Published: Sun Sep 17 2017