Must-See Rat Funeral

[Music] that's a silly statement I know where I've been I have been warning my dear precious brat daughter Loretta I spent this summer purchasing ridiculous items and traversing the globe I sailed to the shores of Indiana Michigan Las Vegas Washington DC Florida California and I know I know what you're thinking why be such a busybody if you're in mourning well the great philosopher topo1 says were gone and I've gotta stay high all the time of course I haven't said actually hi I've never been high anyways I'm sure you sickos are all dying to hear the juicy details regarding the Traxxas cause of death see she's got a crow popcorn kernel sized broke on her armpit when I left for three violently inspiring weeks of church camp at which I was a room leader and after which I drove my car through a river and totaled my car but those were two separate incidences what were we talking about I came back and Lautrec says penis tumor had overwhelmed her precious little body I did some research online and to my genuine dismay apparently most veterans will not operate on a rat that old with that bigoted tumor neither will any veterinarian is what I meant to say oh one night while I was having sleepover with my niece and my young cousin I was in the bathroom when I heard them shouting my name and saying oh trucks it wasn't moving so I quickly finished my pondering and went to let Rex's little Barbie Dreamhouse to see that she had indeed passed away she was deceased gone pushing up daisies Six Feet Under or should I say approximately six inches under or should I say she wasn't buried yet because she wouldn't fit in the casket that I had made her due to the tumour so I had to put her in the freezer and here's how my dad my niece and young cousin with all the class intact of your typical middle school-aged girls wrote him a note it said check thy freezer and when he woke up he did and it's all well say to that effect now to answer a question someone left me on instagram bill I did not taxidermy as once long ago I had today boy however the next day I did have to surgically remove her tumor postmortem to fit her in the casket and if you would like to see footage of that check your heart man check your heart that's right brief moment of realness here I was genuinely sad and emotional when the late Rex was sick and after her passing she seriously meant a lot to me but because of one I am uncomfortable sharing my emotions with the general public and - I prefer to deflect and use humor to soothe my sadness I made this video and also because I know that she meant a lot to some of you I would like to invite you to join in on her funeral so without further ado here it is [Music] [Music] [Music] Lautrec sir I remember the day I got to you I lied and said I was buying you to feed you to a snake so that the man would sell you to me he said you weren't meant to be a pet but I knew better and I think lots of other people did too I'm not sure how to fill the void you've left in my heart but I'm thinking that I'll fill it with an RV I've always wanted an RV so I love you say your goodbyes wait with ok she refuses to be consoled [Music] now I close by reassuring you that I will make more sewing videos however for the time being I recorded many of my summer misadventures and would like to share them with you such misadventures as me getting my iPads to my friend dropping her phone in the Oh totaling my car so on etc and so if you're not interested in that please be frank with me don't be Fred not Bob not Joseph be Frank I love you [Music] [Applause] [Music] how much for it

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Views: 529,319

Rating: 4.9845438 out of 5

Keywords: rat, micarah, tewers, latrexa, pet, tennis, president, 2020, micarican, american, love, me

Id: H2aFx_phcII

Length: 6min 34sec (394 seconds)

Published: Fri Oct 11 2019