Mondstadt is the worst | F2Pain 1

all right welcome to the first episode of the free to play series where i narrate the gameplay roast a bunch of npcs and add some clips from the live stream of the series so i'm sure you guys know the rules to sing so number one i can't spend money and number two i'll try to have fun although i find that impossible when the resin system still exists the goal for playing on this account is to not spend money so we begin our journey of suffering with this cool cinematic that makes our main characters looks cool for the first and last time then we encountered this dilemma of choosing our main character lumine or her sister i tried to let democracy run its course and let the chat choose it for me but then oh my god ironically enough i let the whales choose my main character for my free to play account i may choose to not spend money but i'll still take them now for the name we'll probably stick with the entire run perfect anyways we continue on with the game with a nostalgic feeling inside from last year on how frustrating low stamina was yo stamina's gone already we continue on to monster the country full of lazy pieces of [ __ ] i mean freedom it's full of freedom we touched a statue and we learned how to use the rosten gone we see a giant dragon falling down into a forest and we decided to go there because that's an amazing idea this guy is talking to a dragon we make a tiny tiny tiny wind spark and this giant dragon that's basically the size of a castle thought that was so scary and gets mad at us like timmy that's everyone's reaction after they heard yo mia's banner's gonna be released on amber's birthday we then meet that girl that represents gentian impact on twitch no amber go invade a group of creatures shoot them in the head out of nowhere then destroy their cute little base and apparently in this country of freedom that's called justice we continue on to the one and only path into the country the bridge of evil and why is it called the bridge of evil you may ask well there's this little demon named timmy who whines at you for scaring the pigeons and calls you an evil person because you did that so is there any way to avoid this conflict no whether you walk or run they run away like timmy suggests these pigeons are exactly like the dragon they sense a small movement and then they go act like a coward so we can't do anything about it unless you use mona oraika so if you want to be nice to this evil thing that option is going to behind a pay-to-win wall called gotcha so have fun being nice to an evil kid when it comes out of your pocket what makes me even more frustrating is that this kid teleports to the exact spot so the birds don't notice its movements and he calls these birds his best friend and acts like he's the nicest person in the world because they ain't flying away but this kid's been hacking the entire time when you encounter him with the facts he always pulls out his i miss my dad card to make excuses to guilt-trip every single player for the past year since this kid is going to call me evil no matter what i do i treated the pigeons accordingly but i gave this kid too much screen time speaking of pockets do you hate looking suspicious when you're just trying to carry your wallet well look no further to the eskers stylish and high quality smart wallet that doesn't look suspicious when you carry them the size of this wallet is relatively small which makes it very convenient to carry around without looking suspicious when you carry them but jay if they're that small wouldn't it be easy to lose them well no worries ask their smart wallets comes with a thin tracker that can fit into your wallet no problem helping you find them even if you lose them or did my while ago oh [ __ ] so what are you waiting for go get them now ah that was my money for you anyways back to the video we move on to the country of freedom get a glider and not use it get sucked up into a tornado and play this fun little mini game that i definitely forgot we meet this guy with a fine ass meet the monstats ning guang and beidou then summon for the one and only useful knight of evonius bylor we then go through these mini domains explained that fire can burn wood whoa i didn't know that oh and when water meets cold it freezes it freezes the what wow it didn't know then we get to the mooniest character in the game we wipe out everything with the power of moaning and then mr fine ass and moan elisa joins the team prologue act 1 complete this game is ass okay it's pink [Music] day two we begin the kaya story quest while being fully aware of getting scammed by kaya we believe in his pirate [ __ ] and do his bidding but i'm not going to skip that part in this video because i decided to pay attention to character dialogues when it comes to story so i can fully criticize it when the moment comes because if you've been catching up with the channel for a while you should know several things number one i don't like timmy number two i don't like the knights of felonious number three i don't like the adventures guild number four i don't like dumb npcs so everything was fine you know the travelers getting scammed for two puzzles but when we encountered the snake who sadly fell for kaia's master scam plan i noticed that there is a criminal right in front of two armored men but they just stand there yo nice if favorites [ __ ] beat him down [Music] he got me good didn't think the knights would resort to such tactics this is what a criminal who gets caught says ha you got me good put him down put him down before he runs away well i told you [ __ ] beat him down dude of course we just popped the ring guard with the power of free to play overload so it was fine but still probably could have avoided conflict with the giant death robot thanks a lot nice of useless having my life saved by a knight he has a point dude embarrassing dude what an embarrassing life getting saved by useless people who did nothing depending on the criminal like what and our reward for getting scammed and saving these defenders of monstat 60 primo gems not even half of a single simon thank you mihoyo sir so generous with the primo gem after that we move on to amber's story quest for our gliding license sliding license yeah you've been gliding all over the place everyone's noticed no one cares so you came looking for us because you want to give us a gliding license bro no one's going to do anything i can fight whatever i want i thought this was a city of freedom no they don't they don't pin down criminals when they see one what so amber gives us a manual to help us pass this test but she gives us a storybook instead about how venti taught the birds how to fly for the first time ever which is there's no no no that's cow you know why you know why that's cap [Music] and that girl just bumped into me what a jerk dude so many things happen there because okay listen listen listen listen okay venti in that bard's boy body form told those birds how to fly and you're telling me those were the first birds because that's cat there's no way because first of all venti before you know when he was actually talking to the boy when he was alive he brought a feather of a flying bird to the boy before he became the animal archon so that's cap there's no way those birds were the first ones to fight anyways while we were taking that test we were interrupted by otto who tries to arrest us for not having a gliding license when we're trying to get one this guy with the name raptor apparently stole some artifact their god doesn't care about and it's up to us to do their jobs we overload them with moaning and obliterate them in an instant get our license and we end the day yeah i don't have much to say about this quest it was short and the nights were completely useless kind of like amber's storybook short and wrong oh and how do you mistake a manual to a storybook who carries a storybook day three i did nothing but grind ley lines and this domain thingy for a key and we unlocked commissions yay our first commission no god no god please no no no no as someone who knew timmy for almost a year i acted appropriately to the way he treated me every time i talked to him day 4 we grind a bit of mara and xp sheets and then we begin the changling story quest she's sneaking in the woods of springvale to hunt boris we come in and she tells us to shush when there's a that's so dumb dude there's a bell behind your back what an exotic creature is it edible what okay as odd as pymon is it's a human kid you can tell who [ __ ] says is that edible bro shingling you sick [ __ ] but yeah dig in she tells me to hunt those boars with the face of a moaner and we refuse to cooperate because we know the rules of springvale already no kill boars even though they respawn every day they will go extinct if we keep hunting them out of nowhere even though they respond every day so i give shang ling the meat i already had in my inventory without moving an inch from the spot when she told us to kill the boar but this girl lies and yells telling me i did a great job killing divorce framing me for the crime i didn't commit so this idiot keeps whining at me telling me he's going to take me to his leader who turns out to be the slayer of timmy's father and also known to be ddd dionna's drunk dad instead of punishing us for the crime we didn't commit he begs and licks shangling's boots to make some food for his village so they can be popular when there's only two communities in the entire country chiang ling refuses but her sense of smell catches something delicious petals absorb the saltiness from the sea salt the chili spice and the umami of the tender freshly grilled steak while also adding a floral aftertaste who wants to eat a roast when you can taste everything except the roast well there's only one surefire way out of a cooking dispute i declare things get intense between the two on who has better boiled water and we are forced to participate in a food battle wow this is exactly why i play gentian impact so we are now forced to collect a bunch of ingredients and we encounter someone who looks similar to ddd but different because his name is olaf and he whines about being cold when he's literally standing still beside a flower that is capable of freezing everything around it changling then goes oh that must not be the issue hey lumeen's sister go grab some hot stew while i hold this man beside this freezing flower that is capable of freezing my entire body if i happen to step on water and just like the cooking system logic was not working on shang ling so i made some stew and we gave it to the poor man he's cured and tells us there's a giant cryo plant inside and shang ling's ultra food instinct teleports into the domain we go in there too we play as sheng ling use her dumb looking panda thingy and overload the plant with moaning noises and find an exquisite boar that was apparently supposed to be extinct even though there's a bunch of them in dragon spine we take our cheat code meat and use it for the exquisite boiling water competition chiang ling vs this lady guess who won here's a hint shang ling has a unique design in this game also a playable character in the game and we the main character are on her side with the cheat code meat from the past this lady has her boiling water and that's it surprisingly enough we won the lady gets salty that we used cheat code meat and changling just ignores the fact and says bye truella chapter act one complete after grinding on ley lines we talked to gene and we just gained the title as honorary knight for doing their job sorry noelle but your country is corrupt day six this was the final devon in our conquest in monstat it took us a week to get here which probably should have only taken me to like two to three days so i guess we're both disappointed but it is what it is we follow venti for a long time for no reason and he sings a song about how divalent is a scary widow dragon then begin our scheme on how we should steal the holy lady and hamel from the church that's literally worshipping venti it somehow doesn't know what their god looks like when there's a giant statue in the middle of the country that looks exactly like him so anyways we enter the cathedral which is guarded by otto who stands here the entire game looks at me asking how he can help me and since i can hear him he is probably in a distance where he could hear things from my position meaning he was listening to us talking about the holy liar d camel saw lumine sister with his beautiful blonde hair and a floating magical baby remember this fact otto saw us he probably hurt us so we become stealth reaching the holy liar but get our liars snaked by lisa's moaning rival we then run out of this place through the main door where otto is we escape look directly at auto line our way to red ranger deluxe tavern we hide on the second floor otto comes in with his friends i knew i was effed i accepted my fate he saw me enter the cathedral made eye contact with me when i was making my escape i knew he was going to ask you luke about our very specific description say something otto you literally saw me you had icon you know who i am do your job send me to jail but the man didn't say a thing he just left with his friend i'm sorry monster your god is drunk your church speaks rudely to your god your authorities are idiots and you have timmy your country is [ __ ] anyways you look the man with intelligence in this country do otto's job for him and suss us out we tell the man about lisa's moan rival and we get into her base to steal back the holy liar wear some cool looking masks try out deluxe attacks then show lisa's rival who the true moaner is we then take back our liar fix it with some crystal tears pymon then says the best line in the game only for me to realize that i was playing the game in english voice meaning that my opportunity to capture this amazing moment was ruined we go find more tears fix the liar call out venti's scaly wittle dragon and find out that this little cryo-shield coward was manipulating this enormous dragon would what i don't care if your mind was cursed but last time i checked abyss mages can't do that venti shows his sag face and we decide to defeat the scary wittle dragon so venti can smile again we do the puzzles which are incredibly simple compared to the ones in inazuma then we begin the game mode everyone forgot we destroyed this little mini game and realized that the divalent scene from the golden apple archipelago was ripped off from this we begin the boss battle and didn't know that this dragon was using illegal moves to dodge an aoe ability of moan alisa so the fight was delayed but we overloaded the dragon because we knew this scary wittle dragon couldn't handle the moan then he smiles again day 7 we give back the holy liar and the sisters still can't realize that venti is barbados even after he fixed the thing in front of her although it was an illusion what kind of wind powers can do something like that and my mind just went oh my goodness people are monstat you guys have zero common sense we get out to get ambushed by the waifu watch venti who is capable of splitting the mountains with the wind alone gets slapped and kicked by a human and then they just leave the fatoui ambassadors are still here even after they stole the precious artifact and beat up their god ah yes monstat truly the land of freedom but that's it for this week you guys can also join my stream and witness the progress yourself and listen to me roast the npc's raw if you guys did enjoy make sure to drop a like and subscribe for the next week's progress for the free to play account we also have a discord server which is linked in the description below but other than that hope you guys have an amazing day bye guys [Music]

Channel: Jayhoon

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Keywords: genshin impact, genshin impact f2p, genshin impact f2p adventure, jayhoon, genshin impact f2p journey, genshin impact f2p guide, genshin impact mondstadt, genshin impact gameplay, genshin impact f2p gameplay, genshin mobile, genshin pc, genshin ps4, F2Pain, F2Pain1

Id: PhH2jTAVJBI

Length: 16min 48sec (1008 seconds)

Published: Mon Aug 09 2021