moistcr1tikal Twitch Stream Mar 11th, 2020 [Just Chatting]

anything we hit it live let's see what kind of talent we get do you even know if people are gonna show up Thanks are they actually gonna want to show off the talents no no no I was going to earlier but I decided not to we might be in trouble no we're gonna have to put on the talent show it wears cups worse comes to worse we bail out and watch a Current Affair oh that was that was your whole plot more or less I'm surprised you haven't watched the entirety of a Current Affair already I've watched a lot of a Current Affair but I haven't seen all of it yet we're getting there we're definitely getting there you let my boo my grandparents it's so [ __ ] ACA it's cutting-edge man it's cutting-edge hi everyone no I'm not I'm not demonstrating any Talent it'll be through the help of you so five hundred dollars thanks to the resub panda something about this seems rigged yes well not really rigged you don't get anything in that case you're just giving yourself money I can't I can't tell if it's a meme right now or if if the title is really deceptive and people think that I'm showcasing Talent well those kind of sound like you put are you gonna tell us sure no well yeah we aren't putting on a talent show it doesn't mean we're the performers in the talent show yeah but your titles not very defining you should put like a you perform for us no that sounds yeah it's a thanks to the resent Kia what do you mean Tom Hanks has coronavirus what no he doesn't that's gonna be his talent he just comes in here to tell us coronavirus pecs thanks to the resub bat oh wow yeah no Tom Hanks says he has coronavirus what what the [ __ ] he's old he might actually die that's that's horrifying maybe this is a publicity stunt for his next movie the talent shows off we have to support Tom Hanks thanks to the prime noted in the resub tubes oh the outbreak hit the Elvis Presley film that they were filming actually infected everyone on set that's [ __ ] up thanks for the bids Nana could Tom Hanks to people oh he's definitely [ __ ] should see I like through Warner Brothers I would forgive ya well if any old person could survive coronavirus would be one of these rich celebrities yeah I agree George Lucas could probably beat it as well mm-hmm how old is George Lucas he's in his minute he gets Jar Jar Binks to administer the kid carries body down the Disney path yeah anybody's at what--he's when he is finally killed he has one of those star was burial Said's with a light his body on fire on a pie surrounded by all these favorite characters no I bet he comes back as a force thanks for the resep night Roy grim and alpha will explain the rules in a minute yeah what are we waiting for well we're waiting for everyone to get here so they know the rules okay so oh I don't even [ __ ] know the rules you haven't told me anything I'm wait I'm thinking of the rules right now so people people have to join the moist critical discord correct and here they jump in the waiting-room voice Channel yeah then we drag them over one at a time and then we rate them right right right yeah based on their talent and then at the end of the night there will be eight well finalists finalists who we will dictate who we will choose is the most how individuals mm-hmm in a twitch and then you guys the chat will vote in a straw poll yeah that's what I was thinking okay so they'll vote in a straw poll for the winner and then the winner will get what 500 bucks yeah we go I should put that in the title that there's like a monetary incentive you should yeah well the rules probably need to be somewhere right otherwise we can have to explain it constantly yeah updated the title okay should we put some kind of time limit on I was thinking yeah I was thinking like three or four minutes thanks for the tier one vamp in stein the reset best Ellison James most of the shows the the the acts are only like two two minutes that's what yeah but I was thinking like three minutes cuz you have to account for like stuttering and like nervousness yeah but we also want people to actually come on and you know quickly perform their talents we don't want them to come on here and talk yeah yeah no being racist is not a talent which a so yeah it's does screaming [ __ ] we've got the twitch admins in here they'll send the assassins to your house should you pin the discord no it's a stream yeah thanks to the prime gamma gold Milken fractus and contract this but I say yeah we'll get started here in what like 15 minutes let everyone get a chance to come up with some material yeah this is just the pre-show so if you want to join go to the moist discord down below underneath the video click on the discord link and then join the waiting room and then we'll drag you in when we're ready to start yeah it's not gonna be everyone in the waiting room it's just going to be at random I see Tom Hanks's in there so he'll probably get a chance live from the hospital apparently the NBA suspended all of their games did I do because I coronavirus that's wild III got cancelled too yeah that was bound to happen though imagine all those sweaty nerds and one curve just parsley coronavirus around oh that [ __ ] would mutate so quick it goes from coronavirus to play a sad it gave me coronavirus that's even well deadly the gamer gunk would be gross thanks to me yeah everybody do what you're doing the prime moist gun it's really affected everything surprisingly it really has has been pretty entertaining at least yeah it certainly hasn't been a slow year is there a world record holder for spreading the corona virus yet probably the director of the Tom Hanks movie because it seems like the whole cast and crew is getting infected wasn't Tom Hanks the director of that movie I don't think so I thought he was the director of the Elvis movie maybe none No thanks to the resale homes will your ass get bigger if you store up a bunch of [ __ ] I'd have to look at the PubMed records but probably not your bow would which I guess if that expands maybe your skin kind of stretches depends how much ships told in there I guess interestingly enough I just looked at Aaron's name in this discord while a [ __ ] Minh that's his name in the discord Wiley [ __ ] Herman what a great name he's vetting people for the UH the auditions is he actually very good yeah how's he doing that is you concealing the discord the twitch Got Talent audition room there being better uh so though yeah cuz they do do that in like a man the Americans top singer what was that sure cool American Idol yeah American Idol where they would they would all be crammed in one holding pen and then the host go around and give him a little interview first so that's what yeah Aaron you should be streaming that yeah I think Wiley [ __ ] Herman should come out of retirement and stream the auditions but to the people asking if it's only voice related yeah we don't know how to do video yet but what if they play like Louie CK audio clips or something and we don't pick out that as an actual professional comedian then they've truly outsmarted us and have earned the 500 in the chat is probably know it's Dave Chappelle we hear hear audience clapping in the back dude wow they really ought to Elton they've brought on a live audience for themselves that's cute kawaii is drawing not suitable for work of talent it is just not for twitch save that one for mixer nothing rude here otherwise you'll get banned yeah thanks to the research shooby this is gonna have some super cringe so Seymour's oh that's a [ __ ] fact baby which is why we're here to protect you ooh no you know what we should have a special category top cringe you can make us cringe the most you know you automatically get on the top eight and sounds thank you the creepiness sounds awful why is Jackson not streaming because we want to consolidate everyone here that's right we don't want to fight each other for viewers anyway it's not just pure sigh oh just you and I in silence yeah what does that mean am I not talking enough well just say like one thing I've noticed every stream has like a little bit of backing music just so it's not like dead air in between [ __ ] alright so which look should we choose I'm already playing something it's just like it's like southern butt Rock right now it sounds like I was thinking we just have constant applause in the background oh yeah like an applaud and there is someone someone actually performs which is terra de whose idea was this it was entirely my idea mm-hmm 100% no this all started because Charlie said everyone on twitch was so untalented I'm for you guys I said no there are some really talented individuals on Twitch especially twitch chat and I said we should let them take the stage but I actually know what that counts I'll tell you how I came up with the idea I love doing those Smash Bros tournaments and I was like well everyone not everyone can play Smash Bros what can everyone do think they're talented let's make it a competition so now we're here makes the receptor swamp dog what what about rageous idea Charlie had a talent show yeah it's never even done we are I'm telling you this is the this could be the start of something big you might even see this in schools and [ __ ] at some point I have actually never done a talent show I did I did a talent show one year and regretted it big time what did you do while I was in like fourth grade my brought in action figures and put on a show well yeah that's that yeah well it wasn't my like proudest it didn't make me popular I appreciate that way up in Stine Thank You Man what would the action figures I don't know probably just little GI Joes I used to love little GI Joes well that's really sad did stop that sound I mean how's the kids pretty sad the kid card at all Jackson of EOP it's crazy yeah sing for us thanks 100 [ __ ] crusader yeah that's a good point where Jackson cool is you playing with toys as a child sad but he still plays with like that is a great point oh man yeah I should show my Lego is part of the panel - oh yeah demonstrate your talent you put together like a Star Wars set yeah I could take the webcam into my super stardestroyer oh yeah yeah you could do that that'd be a great stream Jackson yeah how long are we waiting for people to start I said 15 minutes it's only been seven seven minutes yeah all right so who we got we've got about 40 people yeah I don't think they're even judging this guy cuz Doug Boehner has been in the audition room this entire time I think they're just hanging out they just having fun yeah I think they're just hanging out now all right hmm should we should we tell them that they have to actually tell Aaron what talent they're going to perform and if they don't have a town or anything you can keep them from the channel I'll leave it up to your discretion if you think they have talent and can make it a big stage send them our way just pick the pre talent show then yeah yeah no they don't have to perform the talent for you just have them tell you what their talent you know no they have to give you a taste well be like give us a preview yeah like a trailer all right copy that copy that ten-four that we're really gonna get actual talent so I wanted to get some yeah I'm sure while these [ __ ] Ehrman is gonna be cutthroat in his jugular yeah is wily [ __ ] Herrmann is right there under the suspect now I just loved he just left are you looking at waiting room no I'm looking at audition why don't say that well he's changed his name to Fozzie Bear no but I don't see well dishing anyway I just see waiting room you don't see audition it's right above staff I don't see stuff either you're in stock right now oh right right that's a little dition that's just waiting room no underneath waiting room and there is the waiting room is twitch cut out stop no there's one above twitch staff and below a weight of Nod I'm looking for edit Doug Doug Boehner Fozzie Bear pony genes real man Rex and suspect you don't see that I know I don't clearly I don't have the permission to say it well how can duck boner be in there his lip dragged him in do you want me to drag this man in he's in here what do you think he's cool you think he's a thief India's talent Edgar yeah from my said it sounds like it is that all that it took to convince you it yeah yeah I'm easily impressed all right go back at I'll go back at it okay well it looks like we'll have some real talent tonight Jackson you were right pace of the resub static monado and Patti wacker sounds interesting that time we've been joined by pony genes oh there's our first competitor Lamanna okay okay should I do my talent now uh introduce yourself pony genes you're our first confession of the nine Pony genes I am I am a child of course you know mm-hmm is that kickable no there do it now yeah yeah go for it okay so I can do some impressions like like so many easy ones like Yoda and Arnold and stuff like that should I start with my Arnold uh Jackson what do you think uh Tom Hanks only not you Tom Hanks what about Tom Hanks post Corona boy it's probably just a bunch of coughing yeah it's a lot of coughing and then I die so you know what about Tom Hanks doing an impression of Arnold well it's it's your talent actually how about you impression you're most comfortable with 80 ok I'll just I'll just do my I'll just do some art stuff yeah you have anyone you'd like me to say is Arnold enough heavy do something well if it's my request have you seen jingle all the way um no I have not how about Kindergarten Cop oh that sounds very funny though just your favorite Arnold Jackson what do you think I think there's definitely room for improvement but I was impressed by the by the sound effects they're gonna read when you said Arnold I thought you meant Arnold from hey Arnold's the character was a little bit but even that's that I'm still impressed hey even said jingle all the way I didn't know that meant Jesus Christ all right let's hear your what was the other one Yoda Fletcher so yeah I feel like Frank Oz has just joined us that was beautiful ah you should have led with that one alright you gotta come out swinging that was great what if what a start where's the yeah yeah where's the potential top eight room here I'll put you in that one okay thank you thank you yeah sorry no get the [ __ ] out it was great to meet you thank you you know the perfect start yeah that's how we do it did he actually sound like Frank Oz Jackson you as a Star Wars fan you're able to pick up on those subtle intonations what did you think no not at all but I felt bad for the a lot of thoughts no no no that was actually that was actually extremely extremely good hello welcome Emma oh hello you're the second quickest in hello I play guitar all right yes all right I'm just gonna see you with a couple blues roots I guess sounds good all right I believe in you Evan yeah the only song suggestions I mean yeah that's really pretty good though after the yeah after the initial tuning sabotage really was all up from there no but you know what Charlie it's a talent to overcome that and then put on a nice presentation you know he came in nervous and then he dominated I appreciate that Evan you did well I agreed as for a request that kind of sounded similar to like the hey Arnold intro could you do maybe like a jazz funk I don't know do you know you like just any song I can I can just look it up and then I got you what do you think Jackson I'll let you take that one well do you know the Star Wars theme what about well we've got a lot of chat requests what about Wonderwall oh my god do you know well do you know 2019 guy that's a good one oh yeah I can look that up give me a give me one mom yeah take economies thanks for the resub fun nuts and I'm happy to hear your girlfriend mix remaining minute to my video that I pluralized the wrong words there or singular beam to my multiple videos thank you pop-tart is that so that actually exists can ten women have multiple beans I'm sure there's like mutations that can occur yeah yeah cuz you see people with three tits so you would assume that it's possible I've never seen someone with three tits in my wife that would be a talent worthy of this show thanks to the prime kenshin thanks to the resub CD I've seen three nipples I see treated like Sahara berlin weird yeah hey no worries man no worries thanks to resub squash let me think of something yeah just ask the chats first I'm like I don't know hit me with some like rock song I got one we can do uh we could you know any Foo Fighters yeah I know nobody don't know any of their songs we could do best of you let me see if I can find this my talent is arguing solid the old Twitter special thanks to the resep slap we should have someone in with the talent of arguing to see if they can argue a completely ridiculous point like Flat Earth or something I think that would be interesting oh that's an interesting one see if they can convince us if they convince us they get into the topic well they'll have to convince wily [ __ ] Herman first since he's the one betting them well for hope is it like I noticed this time to see minor apparently a minor of the people up the song or like just or do should I list look it up they listen to it for a second I say maybe just the maybe take like a 20-second snippet and just try and freestyle that [ __ ] alright thanks to the resub yugioh and pleasantly the fat old tier-one nasty I do have to warn you though we are coming up on time [ __ ] the Pennock okay that's pretty easy the song honestly it sounded like it could have been like a song yeah that's not it about right yeah I put him in the top eight yeah excellent yeah yeah brilliant job thank you Thank You Evan for coming on thank you Thank You Evan I'll be honest with you I'm having a hard time moving name right now if you don't mind finding the door I think I've lost permission someone help heaven's sake you control it I think my discords frozen herself I can't I can't touch any names Jesus welcome aboard skull fire you're our second third what yeah third contestant of the day I'm honored what will you be what do you have to perform well you see I'm gonna be juggling ah perfect yeah so we're just gonna listen for the sound of the bullet in your hand I suppose yeah yeah we talked about it I'm just gonna walk you through it you know you actually be juggling obviously of course yeah I'm expecting some heavy breathing you will I promise all right so I'll start right now mm-hmm okay so I'm gonna start off with the classic three balls up up there you go oh okay I got a bowling ball now oh yeah Jackson another one what oh is that a chainsaw yeah understand me oh no no no chainsaws yet this is too dangerous five five five five I just did [ __ ] split I had to kick him out for his own safety Jackson I'd hate for his going too far yeah I'd hate for his parents to come in there they're just a mangled corpse from a juggling routine my god that man was insane where's the top eight I don't actually see the top eight room yeah I don't know I remember who's been on I've been moving them to Nick Cannon's room that's not the top no probably not make sure the resub fructose I'm glad to hear that you're happy your wife left I don't know if that's a meme or not but I'm glad you're taking it on the chin makes the resep zeizel should I move people over old I would just letting them do it like it I think it's I don't know what happened but I can move people over again right thanks to the tier 1 [ __ ] gravy your stand-up comic how do you get in to show you the art how Jesus why can't I read how does one get vetted I'm a stand-up comic who wants to show you my chops just join the discord and then you'll get dragged in we should we should have a stand-up comic and I think I'd be good drag the witness here yeah nice success we've seen a wide array of talent thus far masonry something red twitches everything yeah i-i've been saying it since the get-go not only our twitch streamers some of the most talented people on the planet but even the chat even the chat is you know what I want to say actually I want to see a dramatic reading of something like like a booming voice something that like just Pierce's my ears Oh something very sultry done thanks to the gifts of music if anyone's got that please join oh that's a good one I can burp and moan copy music ah nice well that's good to hear that nothin Ethan sorry 9/11 thank you appreciate the resub sway mutton and gift sub Siegen I can speak perfect Spanish you and a billion other people what do you mean that's not a talents you speak another language I mean I can't do it I can't either you know what I'm wrong yeah let's cheating though you could just get a foreign person in from like every walk of life as long as it impresses us okay yeah I'll give you that yeah we really shot ourselves in the foot but not allowing actual like video so that we're not allowing it it's that we don't know how appreciate the fat tin give subs cosmic Jerry cosmic Jerry's talent is dropping fat gifts of the Rooneys thank you man all right let's get someone new in here please wily [ __ ] Herman must be having a real hard time judging in there yeah I'm tweeting it out no hey hello fellas I'm just here letting you guys know there's been a little a little bit of a backup cuz um the one man with an interesting talent we found immediately left I think he might be ready to come on in though yeah he's left again so uh he's playing hard to get I said yeah finding an interesting talent right now is proving to be a difficult task so if anyone there if you you know if anyone has an interesting talent they want to show off you know please come join us why did you change your name from Wylie [ __ ] Herman I think that was a great name but I'd like to switch it up every time someone notices that I have to change names okay yeah I just didn't want you boys sitting in here you know with nothing to do so I thought I'd update you real quick oh thank you from the front lines oh yeah front line reporting my talent is that I'm a man that can squirt well [ __ ] I want to see that wait no that's just pissing and coming it's not well I've never been able to piss and come at the same time it's always one of the other for me just what did you come just dribble pathetically do you wait do you piss your come out what are you talking about but it doesn't just dribble out it kind of squirts out well yeah but that's not pissing that's that's just coming well yeah that's what I'm saying that's still squirting you're still squirting come squirt is a totally different substance what's so squirting is just pissing is that what you're saying no Jesus you bigoted no it's been scientifically proven that squirt is different from urine is it actually because I always just assumed that it was pits no that's what it was just women with bad bladders who couldn't hold on well I'm yeah those are called Liars but there's actual squirters to wear so what is a magical substance it's like a combination fluid like a holy elixir of urine and come it's crazy yeah no it's really cute of coronavirus yeah Tom Hanks just needs some of that in his IV bag no I thought squirting was just a lie no it's been actually proven I don't believe that I think you're just reading into what you want about me you know it's I read that from like uh this is women yeah see I don't know I could have just been tumblr thanks for the tier one glorious Applebee's I guess a clip could work but the it's impossible to verify if that's you in the clip you could just send me a clip of a professional parkour artist yeah no clips don't do we need a long list but Alan yeah hello welcome hello what have you got to perform for I actually know who are you give a little rundown a few others in the neck my real name's Nick I can make different sounds I make a okay I've made different sounds like whoa what sound would you call that it's a clicking of the tongue and then I have also the jetsons car you know I don't want say whoa oh I'm hearing multiple tones in that yeah that's like one of the bowerbirds or something when they when they present themselves also may have a bird [ __ ] and one say Oh eerily similar to the Jetsons mobile yeah but it has that little ending you're the trill I noticed yeah exactly okay can you perform any other sounds or is it mainly those three I can do like a I mean not really I can't I mean I can I have a really good death growl but I have to [ __ ] right now like kind of quite you know uh yes one of those late nights in the old dormitory I feel yeah yes well those three sounds may not be enough to take you to the top eight we'll have to wait and see but I'm glad you shared that with the class oh wait I got oh my god I'm just kidding it's just a grudge but it's let's move over to the top eight for now and then we'll see yeah it'll be a placeholder nice a pleasure gents yes thank you for stopping it pleasure meeting you and then problem see y'all gents later hold on just a minute real soon there we go there's something wrong with this cord right now I can't move people half the time thanks to the reset what you shoulda just let me do it where's he going he needs to be in the winner's thing oh I just you were serious uh you not I I we got no one in this moment we need people in there we can kick him out if there are more talented people all right well if you can find him yeah yeah sure Oh Thank You Connor and that is great to hear Ethan that's good news all around then baby I'd say so vamp it's done that's just my opinion so far Jackson we've seen a wide array of skills on display tonight it's gonna be hard to figure out who's taking home the $500 right yeah extremely hard considering they're Bowl left we've got no one that's that's rude but no one in the winners cornea the guy who made the Jetsons sound is in there right now oh yeah daddy's way though yeah and a fool but what about the guy who played the guitar and the other guy I know he probably smashed the guitar [ __ ] my one chance where's Yoda that's who I wanted I have no idea we're gonna video eventually ash poof this goes well if this goes well yeah there's someone here end up comedian and I can make anyone laugh in under a minute oh can we get that guy in here I want to see if he's actually a man of his word what is the discord it's the one you can do exclamation point that yeah there it is so it's just below the video mm-hmm can you just hang out and chat with us no no only talents then you make the jetsons sound like the last guy if you can have a full conversation with us as Yoda then I might be interested oh we're flying to Jackson's weakness with Star Wars and Aaron [ __ ] well you tell her eyes are all about playing to the hosts weaknesses really it's a it's a valid strategy yeah also Jackson you were see you've really taken the ire of the chat squirt is not piss and it never has been that's I don't believe that for a second if we can get a woman on here to show us our squirting talents and I might believe it what a plan Jackson what a plan squirt is pissed it's a little pissed quiz but I'm seeing mostly scored as piss job so it's like I said it's a combination fluid so what there's a holy [ __ ] liquid that doesn't actually exist anywhere else in a woman's body you know have squat glad yeah well there is no squirt gland it's a learned talent it's not like a hereditary trait but a loud talent that just sounds like pissing no pissing is hereditary to squirt you have to Train welcome much of it uh well Camacho man macho man's in the sauna [Laughter] why you never smash it so an impression of us what will you be performing macho man very confused right now macho man don't not work the Internet's give us a 30 second monologue servus my log my domain was born in the deserts with donkey ollie and then on one day Joshua said macho man what are you doing and macho man replied with I'm just doing some stuff mm-hmm that wasn't close to 30 seconds but it was biblical so what do you think Charlie I think he's going right to the top a Jackson well put him that if that's what you believe I will stand by it excellent work macho man he didn't go to the top eight Jackson don't tell him I don't think macho man knows how to use the internet so I think we're safe so far pretty good though was that good it was that the cringe one was that like are we doing the cringe thing we'll have to wait and see how the night goes thanks to the reset pyro no I'm not you girl yet oh if someone could do an eagle impression Jackson just out here looking to get laid we have any squirting girls have the ability to suck air into my ass and fart it out on command damn it I knew this is what it was going to come to well to be honest I mean that sounds like it'd be a lot easier on the ears than the macho man yeah thanks for the reset parts getting sloppy prometheus you'll live tell us a bit about yourself holy [ __ ] I'm actually here alright cool welcome how thank you all I can do is like a pretty good Kermit impression a really good villager impression and if you want me to like announce something I can do that yeah let's get into it what do you want me to do first Oh Jackson uh dude the second one lytic Ehrman yeah that one all right what do you only say I'll pull up a Wikipedia article real quick all right better yet give us like a news report for the corona virus spread make it like really dire I want to hear like panic and Kermit's voice okay okay well me and Miss Piggy were held up in a quarantine zone in Italy and it's all [ __ ] gone to [ __ ] man I don't know what to do and I'm very scared is that the whole report that doesn't really inform the public it's just permits stay inside give us a an erotic tale of your escapades with Miss Piggy I don't that word means escapades your adventures with Miss Piggy rest i softly caress Miss Piggy's back I can feel the curve and her thick booty and then the juices flowing sounds like I can you only do that one yeah with a freestyle from village a villager can you do any other characters Mannie chancer is that old you've got uh maybe I like the confidence yes I'm ready I can do like Canadian impression are you Canadian by any chance I am actually you may as well give it to us oh hey they're going to get some Timmy's you want to call me just gonna get some more Timbits down there well yes that does sound like a Canadian I suppose fooled me well I do say that was quite something will will throw you into the top eight for now but don't get too comfortable you might not be there for long all right we're only just beginning do you think all three of the people in the winner's circle at the moment are just doing impressions at each other practicing bouncing monologues off each other thanks to the tier 1 Edward got him the reset lizard-breath enzyme what was the villager noise was it that's what it sounded like I thought it was villager from like a animal crossing or something oh you you're live Gallagher hey man what up hi ah mmm he's gonna live what does that mean you know what happens now what's the talent I'm hoping you'll be able to hear this I'm playing guitars hopefully you'll be able to hear it okay I'm afraid we can't hear anything that's the beauty of it Jackson it's avant-garde oh that's a beautiful C sharp air guitar that's my idea can you actually did nope can he hear us I don't think so cuz I think he's still strumming away well that was beautiful my bad okay it's a cosplay in 2019 yeah no joke oh wait you call just perform it right now no it's plugged into my computer so I go through my headset could you give us an acoustic I can come back later it's or some [ __ ] but yeah well if you have an acoustic yet don't run to like Sam ash just for the sake of I have one okay grab it all right yeah well we'll keep you on standby then stay warm I see real potential there Jackson yeah I think so too thank you the reset basket Casey I don't know what that means blind guy come on we need something good I'd say Soumik bash we've seen quite the array of skills it's pretty much anyone's game anyone could take home this $500 oh hello yes hello welcome oh no Who am I talking to the judges sorry big fan man dope oh thanks man what will you be performing today I'd love this bit of flow for you oh yes by all means I'm all ears oh man I miss motivated as the hands of a broke man forced to steal daddy's going so our hope mom's heart heals those beste fathers never suffer pain can't kill but it fails on earth the violet does that will already know that life's based on cheap bills and dollar bills so I was supposed to give a [ __ ] about how kroner kills mom but now the same I must mother my bad my bad no soon yeah can I can I get it again sorry mm-hmm Jackson you want to kick him of a beat maybe not okay okay I'll be wherever this money needs me to be well this pushing crack on the corner selling these CDs and that's you saying there's no hope for me no hope for he now don't get the [ __ ] groceries and I said all right I know I made it when I'm [ __ ] the girl of my dreams on top of a washing machine and help them [ __ ] you help them people you [ __ ] will give you everything treat you like a queen with a Wardrobe full of clothes and a handful of rings but mom with them and always with the same there could be a ship these [ __ ] my pet and pissed off so who supplies the fixes I come on notebook saying specialist so pull out your Kodak cuz you might want to capture this an angry teen gripping a mic with a steady fist I'm shooting for the stars so I pray to God that I don't miss how're you supposed to give me a hand out with a broken wrist my life's a scary movie but with a twist we'll all be okay as long as it stays blissful honey when going nowhere like picking fights with pacifists I don't expect you to dance to this but when a melody meets a beat like an unforeseen kiss might be headed to with Bobby head to it I'm as motivated as the hands of a broken man forced to steal daddy's gone so I hope mom's heart here whose batch the fathers never taught me except for pain can't kill but if hell's on earth the violet does that will I know I know that was goodness that was that was really good you were the first one to come in here with actual talent or did you read that off like genius lyrics is that Oh see no that's on me [ __ ] yeah well you're going to top it for now at least definitely yeah good to talk to you bro thank you so much for the opportunity of course man thanks for coming up my ding thank you I just got done walking to my grandma's house it's like a 30 minute walk I know well thank you maybe of it enjoy the winner's circle you'll hear a lot of Kermit impressions in the rations I'm honored thank you Jackson we accidentally got someone that has some palate that was really cool yeah it was good it was nice to hear that it was OC too [Music] you play the bagpipes yeah what are you waiting for Jesus yeah I've never even heard about so I'm just gonna pour it into the mic the bagpipe is only capable of playing one song from what I hear it welcome Tom Baum Hey how we doing boys doing great how are you pretty good big fans too by the way I love you guys thanks man thank you what do you have to perform for us um so I am gonna give you a little bit of some standup today so the main part of this whole story is basically why I am afraid of hickeys so let me start you off its eighth grade I'm in eighth grade you know we're all very awkward in eighth grade I was very straightedge kid you know I didn't really do too much so let me just jump right into it so my dad and I like to mess around a lot okay so I have two sisters so I don't have any brothers to you know you know you wrestle with your brothers whatever so naturally my dad was like hey let me do that with my kid and so so we we would tussle around a lot and he always thought it was pretty funny to bite me on the neck yes I will say he does it to this day sometimes that I still tell him like I have no idea why you do that but okay so long story short he does that one time and so I go into school next day remind you I'm in Catholic school in eighth grade so I didn't really know too much the kids who usually you know make make fun of everyone go up to me and they see this thing on my neck and they're like hey Tom what's that on your neck is that a hickey and I was like me my eighth grade brain knowing nothing what a hickey was was like hey sure yeah that's a hickey on my deck I'm like that's that's awesome and then immediately it turns from like my regular happy self turns into just like fear because you know they get into that stance and they point at me and they Thomas Hickey Otis neck tops that give me a hickey cuz I was just like yeah my dad gave me it and he's like oh my god tom has a hickey on his deck and then everyone would just go around saying it that I had a hickey on my neck so to this day if there's ever anything brought up about hickeys I am just completely terrified and why are you terrified of your dad yeah I'd be more afraid of my every time I hear the word Hickey I get a boner and think of daddy or something I'd be weird but hey I mean there's that I mean whatever man I mean it it happened one time and now I am scarred forever didn't you say that he's still doing it to this day doesn't sound like it happened one time like it that has a problem I might have to go talk to him after this I would I would advise against that tiptoe around the subject fair enough fair enough and there there was one time that I that I shut down in the entire pool but we can say that for the next twitch Got Talent I'm sure that sounds like a plan well Tom tell your father we said thank you of course I will tell him he made my day because of this well thank you Tom for stopping in thank you very thank you it's I I cut him off well I'm sure it was a nice thing he was about to say that could have made my day even better I didn't I really didn't mean to like I said I'm having a hard time moving people Jackson I'm surprised you've never gotten a hickey from your parents your mom sends you porn yeah but she doesn't know that's as far as that goes and it's only for good times and content for the show like she'll send me she sends you those memes now problems you don't ever use others you talk to me you know any porn yet thanks for the prime Q buck mean Big Ben in the primes I'm gonna you've gotta do the power group incentive for me I'm not gonna send your mother anymore thanks to the research sensei yeah Jax's mom is a real sweetheart I don't like this land well just Lander she does send you poor and you've sent me that it's not it's not porn it just means it's the example I said you was like a dick painted as an Easter Bunny for a festival no that was that was yeah that was a good joke it was just a penis with an Easter outfit on but I'm talking about like in general did you just send you like actual porn no she sends me wacky [ __ ] like a woman squirting or whatever right yeah it's not porn it's the resep Camden and Joe and to be fair she sends it to everyone to just be welcome to uh hello hey I'm space yeah with us is welcome what will you be performing for us today I didn't know what to do so I just found this poem I just want to read it to you okay oh all right it depends by its called The Sandman by rocket power 1999 one of my favorites mm-hmm it's a classic just up there with the greats with like Shakespeare and stuff mhm agreed alright I'm just gonna go freestyle I might choke up that's cuz I'm nervous but anyway okay you lie awake wondering when sleep will finally sweep you off its soft warmth tossing and turning to try but to no avail you wonder who could help e in this such despair for you want nothing to put the drift off into the comet abyss hmm but then out of the corner of your eye you see him soft glow of the oven fire lights is path toward you you catch a glimpse of this flame embroidered button-down and you finally think the Sandman is here the gray piece as you stare into his eyes of the one and only Guy Fieri and single tear carving its way down your cheek you ask is it true can you really help me achieve the sleep I so desperately need he looks down at you with a signature smirk and says yellow van drivers the dad's baby and punches you directly in your nose putting you into a coma hmm the end beautiful was quite the turn you have a lovely voice yeah a very soothing voice it's like some audiobook quality reading definitely I do yes I do say the content of the poem wasn't up to my standards for poetry but then again I'm just like literally two seconds ago oh yeah it's fair than as an Edgar Allan Poe guy myself I just simply and that was only the first time I ever read that so really it sounded like you've been reading it for a while it's very oppressive then no well space thank you for sharing the poem with the class of course I hope you appreciate anyway shout out to rocket-powered 1999 for writing back of course yeah totally gives you credit mm-hmm all right moving right along I tell you I didn't expect the guy fieri twist Jackson did you see that coming no to be honest it wasn't telegraphed at all long duck 13 welcome to the club oh hey dude it's so cool to talk to you guys longtime fan I think Charlie seen me on the stream before I probably have once or twice and I said that sounds like a talented man now prove me right okay so I got a couple impressions mmm I can do a good Vegeta and a good macho man and a joker laughs for the end you got some competition on macho man I'll tell you I know I heard that one guy who's crazy yeah I was wild wait you think he was better than what you can do because if so you could just give me a bunch of aggression um I'm pretty sure I think I'm the best yeah let's start there so if it sucks ass we can just go up from there all right all right yes snap into a slim jim are you gonna step into the ring with the Macho Man oh yeah remember Hulk Hogan back when the mega powers were bonded yeah you made a lot of promises to the Macho Man didn't you promise is that you didn't cheat bah how was that well in comparison to the last guy I was like I was talking to the real spirit of macho man oh my god that's such a [ __ ] thank you so much I'm excited to him wonderful work let's move on what's next uh what would you want Vegeta yeah Jeter all right you remember when Bob took control of them I could never forget forget yeah oh my god my favorite part or I'll do that one No get out of my head I already told you I will not be distracted from this anymore I won't it will take more than a head games to stop me you may have invaded my mind and my body but there's one thing is saying always keeps you chose a beautiful line from Vegeta one of my favorites that was lovely yes was that a runkiller 1990 original very good work what was the last now bring us home with a joke love that's your laugh all right now before you stop is this Heath Ledger's Joker which joke are you taking this room I'm gonna do a Joaquin Phoenix oh that one wasn't as good as if ochita but you have convinced me that no matter what happens the Joker laughs will always make me uncomfortable it doesn't comfortable and I was the one doing it yeah that's just that's one of those you hate to hear those but I will say great work long duck yes yes well thank you for stopping in and well we hope to see from you again hear from you again Oh awesome well thank you long duck thank you again no problem just let me do it next time mine's working that agency r1 sharp shot in the prime 703 subs measly and Walker yeah well the next one comes in I'm gonna go quickly really I'm surprised oh my god you're gonna be wise you would say I'm going to go [ __ ] into the toilet I've never once said that in my life actually [Music] the Vegeta impression was super good he chose a great line appreciate the fat tier-one Zook thank you does telling a wet dream story counts as a talent in comparison to what we've seen tonight yes I'd say so yes how do you get in it's just join the discord and hop in the waiting room is there discord role for Prime subs I think so I'm not sure I can deep throat a 10-inch dildo am I allowed in Wow I mean I don't know who's gonna tell you that's not a talent what oh you'd like this one someone can deep throat a 10-inch dildo alleged Jesus yeah would that get that'll get Bandol alright well I could say with a high degree of confidence that would probably get banned you know what could be a talent that would be very relevant here is being able to do something like that on Twitch and not yes I don't know if I'm willing to fire that smoking gun but yes that could be something interesting I'm willing to try it if it's on Charlie's Channel what a hero I can do a dramatic reading for Texas we have no video capabilities right now so it's just whatever translates to audio some guy juggled earlier that was insight exciting yeah please none of that so gagging noises sounds like a good talent to me I guess someone just comes in here and [ __ ] water boards themselves you know what I'm surprised about I am utterly surprised that we haven't had someone in he have seen yet I really thought that was going to happen I don't think we're gonna hear a lot of singers that's gonna be nerve-racking that's that's that's make-or-break right there if you suck ass it's singing you'll never live it down it's not like it's saved or anything no one wants remember that's true yeah it's just you me and that person I can piss my pants that may be my favorite talent yet I'm [ __ ] high man just hops in the coffin pees himself but we would have to hear it otherwise we wouldn't know well we could probably hear like a little like triplets as it finishes into a puddle there are a lot of people that think arguing is a talent and yeah arguing debating the talent I suppose yeah Twitter's made it like a [ __ ] American pastime now we don't even have eight finalists yet which is a shame remember this is for five hundred dollars if you win tonight you will you earn $500 yeah winner-take-all baby next up you got a screamer type thing so you might want to so bonnie morning okay wait for morning those things kindness all right you can just drag yourself oh no stupidity you guys know my paypal all right all right thanks to the prime rosa screaming like that i'm interested i do i do love it hello welcome actually in here hello it is i because i feel like it's a little cheesy to do something from people i like you know okay yeah this [ __ ] so headsets so it's it's going to be a little lacking in quality so i'll do my best I don't know I can't speak for Jackson but that sounds like it's going right to top eight to me yeah I was going to actually refer to you because I'm not I'm not too well-versed in scream or anything so what do you think Charlie do you think those good I was hearing some very guttural noises in there that I think always translate well when properly audio mixed by a professional engineer of course I also noticed you hitting a bit of the highs and am I correct in saying that sungkoo I was trying yes yeah it's noticing a bit of those from low to high is from the growls to more of like the screech which I can of course appreciate well thank you sungkoo yeah no problem all right appreciate it absolutely yeah to me that that always sounds impressive because I cannot scream at all like that but I can't reach inside myself and bring that kind of force out I can only ever hit one note ever we know hmm am I going to trains podcast tomorrow I don't believe so what's that that's the podcast from a few days ago ah I can eat ravioli in two seconds thank you huh hello sorry I'm really nervous but hello welcome aboard IRS it's it's very nice to meet you yeah my name is the IRS sorry it's very silly so I guess I can sing they just let me in oh we have our first singer of the night this is a big responsibility here what are you going to be singing for us tonight um so it's a song that I really like from metal gear I think it's underrated everybody likes to take eater or sins of the father I personally like heavens divide so I'm gonna try oh the chats going crazy I'm sorry okay no worries I've never heard the song so it's gonna be the best rendition of the song I've ever heard pedals of white cover fields growing and grieving tears and though the hearts once knew old and shared owner let me shine oh god I messed up through the doubts and fear do you feel the storm approaches the end draws near when heavens divine I'm not very good I'm sorry no we had a man juggling invisible bowling balls compared to that that was too much was it was only up from there I'm very sorry no I'm great yeah it would be absolutely nerve-wracking coming in here in front of a lot of people so yeah everyone that's before and if nothing else you now have an army of simps in the chat oh yes that that might be a problem I always consider it a blessing well you're going to top eight we have two people with talent so far you're one of the Thank You guys are very nice oh absolutely well thank you for the song thank you thank you who's the notice you said there were two people would tell do you might bellowing around on the other oh yes yes sorry I was just so used to disappoint you yes we were up to do Jackson now solid it reminded me of Disney so if they're the only two left the wrath God and the singing woman do we make them compete against each other for a top spot because I feel bad for the rapper in that case if it's a strawpoll thing well yeah I guess we'll have to she does have a simple army at the moment yeah we'll have to figure that one out of inch away who's to say he doesn't though yeah let me argue take it up with the judges man you're gonna have to get through the vetting process I think I just found my wife it's great to hear back well that's cute let's make sure to head over to a Twitter [Music] I actually should be a talent we should try to get someone on and see if they can raise the largest simple army but it's cheating they can just moan you can just game apply that super easily well yeah but it's only talent to get as many as possible yeah but that's like a totally different talent though that's just you only get a pure numbers hello thank you I'm glad with a lovely voice thank you I am not quite sure how this works I was just pulled in here do you I've got a story I can read do whatever your talent is yeah all right the name of this story is but boys supreme by anonymous one of my favorites one particularly chilly morning a morning chilly but not so chilly that one's nipples would harder there was a man named Samuel Samuel had gone out to the store to buy himself a brand new Gamecube upon entering the game store he had a shotting revelation he noticed that the game store smelled like three-week old toenail clippings but even more shocking Samuel was surprised to see that there was absolutely no GameCube or even GameCube accessories for that matter in sight Samuel was sad he talked to the cashier asking about the Gamecube and the cashier just smirked and said boy it's 2019 the game queue was phased out a long time ago for the Wii this upset Samuel he knew some heathen trickery was afoot determined Samuel sneaks his way into the back rooms of the game store his gamecube starving eyes feasted upon the new landscape for even the slightest whiff of a fart created by a game cue alas he could not find anything Samuel was broken had the Gamecube really been phased out or was there something most sinister at play after a moment of grieving while listening to sadness and sorrow from the Naruto OST Samuel moved forward he searched and he searched eventually he found a locked door all rusty and covered in red smudges Samuel paused for a second he collected his thoughts like a pimp collecting their thoughts he gulped a big book like it was the last gulp he would ever take and his puny little life and he slowly began picking the lock to the door ever so slowly inserting the lockpick hmm that tiny rusty lock ol after a few moments of playing around with its amulet have a small gasp he had unlock the door he slowly turns the doorknob as he opened the door the smell of gained you became louder and prouder but something was off Samuel slowly heads through the doorway every agonize extent the feeling getting worse and worse there it was the source of Samuels worries there he saw chained to the wall a poor innocent gain q Samuel fell to his knees he couldn't believe that his local game store chained up a Gamecube like this he begins crawling to the Gamecube inching his body over nearer and nearer which is near limb from shock the Gamecube begins to cry out please no more Samuel tears in his eyes tried to assure the GameCube that everything would be okay he pulled out a can of spinach and went all popeye style on the chains containing the gamecube he picked up the Gamecube and caressed it samuel assured the gamecube he take it to a safer place not too long after Samuel picked up the game cue a loud siren went off it sounded like three dolphins fighting over fish head fleshlight samuel knew that the escape wouldn't be so easy like 30 overweight gamestop employees surrounded samuel he smirked and said i don't know what he jeff and easy weaves but i do know one thing the employees are shocked and flinch for a second samuel takes this opportunity to hit to the game shop weaves directly at all directly all at once by yelling out I once thought that hello in Japanese was pronounced Hiroshima the employees couldn't believe it their eardrums burst from the sheer cringe samuel then books it while weebs are down but he knows that it wouldn't stopped him forever somehow maybe fell along the story good lord its yeah no I can stop here at people like yeah this story sucks ass it is a waste of your vocal talents but you know voice your voice is incredible very soothing it's it's in rapture yeah it's very it's a content I can taste the umami from it it's very impressive stuff you sound like as if Adam driver was a cartoon scientist super villain it is beautiful yep and he's loved yeah it's cárdenas super villain yeah that is great you started talking and reading the story it started raining outside and I felt good that Worman body I'm not even joking it's crazy well Mach you're moving on to the top eight I pray you find a better story for your talents other than but boy in the Gamecube or whatever that was no I'll search high and low Thank You amen well it is a test it is a testament to his voice that he can still keep us well you know interested well yeah no I story blue [ __ ] but that voice was wild yeah makes the gift set that gear [Music] next time Zack next time I can do an expression of Jar Jar Binks what do you mean you can do an expression of charge fire pinks what I need to hear that I need to well though he's that man if he's not saying an impression he's saying an expression like is it Jar Jar Binks screaming I think he means impression welcome Aloha diarrhea sorry I'm really nervous okay you're Charlie yesterday thank you I can rap I can rap I'm actually really nervous um well just take your time gather up your compass right I can see startup sorry sorry sorry sorry I'm just really nervous you are late to eat cheese and hassle veil your dad likes to fake crocodiles I didn't mean to cut you off such a strong start and if I can mic drop for you yeah that's uh oh I see I suppose when I hit the top there's nowhere else to go but down I see what you've done exactly well chunky diarrhea come in here as a comedy act guys I think well excellent work I hope you have a fantastic night and thank you for sharing wait can I ask you a question yes do you have a way a boxed account oh yeah yeah actually Jackson like I cannot advertise up I don't know I don't use it Jackson uses his all the time though it's like some turbo nerd [ __ ] what letterbox oh you meet the the movie app yeah I thought you meant like a post book no no no he's talking about the [ __ ] movie app that you made me download yeah yeah what you should use it it's great you get movies you watch just remember them but yeah I mean I see the use of it but thank you junkie diarrhea alright thank you for letting me on have a good day you too you too man I put them in the winner's circle by access ound like you put him in the shadow to mention he's voice echoed off thanks to the tier 1 Hunt Oreo there was a terrible story username but man that voice was wild it was letterbox is the movie app you know it's great no I should you you should use it more no I don't know I mean I like I actually really liked its UI but I just I'd never use it I'll keep going on your account after I watch every movie to see if you've added anything to it that's so sad why not just ask me well I do ask you to but I like singing geez you're stalking my opinions oh I care about my friends opinions but why not okay when you put it that way I actually give stuff out here making it sound like of a simple no I would never imply that all right who do we have next what do you say before I want to hear the ja ja Binks guy but I use it as an expression of Jar Jar Binks we're all gonna come in impression no it's not I want to see an impression of if someone can do in like a really good impression of Joe Joe hazley please I didn't mean to cut you off Jackson it's just a really sad request what asking for Jar Jar Binks impressions oh right I clay I play clarinet but don't have it well yeah probably won't get very far with that then huh we'll take your word for it yeah you can come in here and talk about the clarinet I sing and play guitar Oh actual talent hey get him in here Wylie [ __ ] Herman Kaylee I think it was someone sings and plays guitar thanks for the gift sub Edgar to ask Lord I can nut on command premature ejaculation one of the great stones one would argue very I'm in the discord waiting Federer why are you in the audition Oh welcome Hey okay this was very surreal just want to say I love your work Thank You sounds just like you okay I'm plan on seeing 2019 guy mm-hmm I hope I don't suffer from a heart attack my entire body is hot right now that's okay I have Gatorade next to me I'm probably gonna my throat's probably gonna clog up sorry hello hi I'm a 20-19 guy hides on needs trucks again hi I have soil inside why and I respect girls by getting friend zones in the night I think about them and try I'm totally fine testosterones low feelings hi that's how you know I'm truly 2019 guy I'll skip over the instrument instruments here I was waiting for that next part yeah yeah we're not on wrong I mean like skip over them okay then pick it up you yeah my dicks not big my girlfriend [ __ ] my friend you say I'm down on my luck I say it's Owen win cuz I'm a [ __ ] and I hope he [ __ ] are good you know hey I wish I could I just want to watch so I can't scream it's well you just wrote it in that night you're going to hell you gave up I think he deserves to pay I think that was good I like where your heart was but you need to work on your screaming you're never gonna make it you think Billy Eilish got to where she is right now by avoiding some screams my landlord already hates me because we have a bedbug infestation and I informed him that he legally has to pay for it and he's mad about that one noise complaint he would immediately kick me out it sounds like what he's doing is illegal to be honest that reported yeah oh he'll be so impressed by your newfound talent of screaming that he lets you say 20:19 guy I heard what the [ __ ] you can live here for free absolutely well thank you Eva you're welcome okay we'll be moving you out now alright I hope to the top eight and I have nowhere else I could put them thank you sir so address the topic we right now have 13 people in the top eight there's only eight that for me there is more than that there for me oh is this a double performance we have two individuals in here this this gentleman here has offered to do backup vocals for a whole team Ian if you think it'll get me to like first place the [ __ ] I actually know your backup vocalist that's a J Mack of smash finish no no don't except on the sus like [ __ ] okay we're gonna do this I'm only gonna do about two parts and then she's good this is incredibly last-minute a friend messaged me on Twitter and told me to join so I had maybe five minutes get my [ __ ] together I had less than that I don't even think she invited you here J Mack yeah honestly I told them like whatever you want to do let's roll with it yeah like I'm down for whatever let's Rumble let's Rumble okay I'm sorry I'm rambling cuz I'm nervous um I'm just gonna sing a person of course I guess if that's okay from a song called on my head by Tori Kelly sounds great okay cool um let me also just briefly introduce myself I'm Kaylee hello I'm 21 I'm a self-taught singer guitar player and ukulele player and I stream on twitch at k4i le y so if for whatever reason you think my voice is nice you can check me out there okay here we go inside yes [Music] [Music] [Applause] harmonica he just took over the yeah [Laughter] [Laughter] [Music] that was great there was a person spamming they can sing and play guitar endlessly and now they haven't said a word since you came in so you really see really this is your friend really stacked the dice on this where I stack the deck on this one damn except for the Kermit guy than the guy that did the Jetsons yeah dude Kermit I can't compete with Kermit it's gonna be tough out there so I hope you're bringing yeah I'd say start like you know work you know getting some honey in the old golden pipes and Sachin getting ready you were right you're exactly right I'm gonna do exactly that she's gonna deep throat some honey well that's one way of doing it well thank you for stopping in your dad thank you for having me for sure going right to the top eight we'll be seeing you again soon thank you well yeah that's over and done with I guess alright bring in the guy that can laugh like spongebob wait we should come we should combine her beautiful singing was Kermit I just realized he can do the backing track yeah you could do it Jay I think Jay Meg did well suppose put on this I think he should be in the top eight at harmonic I really came out of nowhere to really put a bow on it it really was beautiful thank you the tier one supernova and the resub otaku that's what I said that guy another shocking no it was really good I started thinking maybe it was like pre-recorded or something but then then the middle hop split up like that and holdout went away yeah then I could hear J max boner coming good hello everyone I sound like a pedophile Wow back to the rear Talent thanks to the 5 gift subs power I can listen to NASCAR facts for two hours most I want us to miss might as well last person listening to the NASCAR facts on the planet [Music] I said up to me who gets in we have a team of cutthroat judges well I guess it's more like background checkers at this point yeah but that tell him he is waiting out the roughest individuals yeah only leaving us with the diamonds I'm a former sex offender what the hell oh is that you Bokashi are you the former's yeah it is me oh no no nervous but yeah so my talent is I can reenact the Pepe Silvia scene from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Oh perfect yeah yeah that's mostly this whole scene but he was a okay here I go stress you want so much stress okay I still I met you company Cruces how that's righteous I'm Mack hell are you talking about it's comfort eating let me get some pig mac and I got people chill just to prove it take a look at this Jesus Christ charlie that right there Samir let's talk about the mill can we talk about the mail please Mac I've been dying to talk about about the mill of you all day this name Pepe Silvia keeps coming back this to the mill so check this box until a silly but robots is published yeah some way okay I gotta find sky go upstairs and this means me onto his goddamn hands likewise gonna come back down here is ever gonna get it so I got the Pepys office what do I find out Mac what do I find out there is no Pepe Silvia the man does not exist oh my gosh [ __ ] buddy I got dig a little deeper you can make a Baptist full of Pepe so I got the papers often what do I find out Mac what do I find out oh [ __ ] I messed up so that's about the Carroll neat article Carol yeah talking about Pepe what do I find out there's not a single goddamn desk in that office there is no Cara Mac happenes employees don't even exist this office is a goddamn ghost town okay Charlie let me stop you right there not only do all of these people exist but to be asking for their Mellon that daily basis is also talking about up there man Jesus Christ we're gonna lose our jobs when I write what you can't die to have another cup of coffee I am bro yeah Barney keep givin a cigarette what Barney Barney tip me off the Pepe Silvia Borneo who the hell is party money oh [ __ ] you lost your goddamn mind charlie and there we go now you ever seen the show but that sounded like a scene friend a dump it was very accurate Charlie yeah this whole performance could have only been improved if j-mac was in here doing the backing track of a Mack I feel really nailed I feel like you really nailed the charlie aspect of that thank you I'm actually oh well I actually used the act back in high school I was offered to act in college but uh I turned it down mostly because acting is really rough and kind of just going through a rough situation with family stuff yeah so it's why I'm not doing it as much anymore but I used to uh my director back in high school always told me that I was great at doing dramatic stuff rather than funny stuff so I always had been trying to improve and stuff like that basically so I think if you enjoy you should get back into I agree and do your best to avoid getting diddled because that seems to be quite the Phenom in the Hollywood world well yeah but I'm still not entirely sure yet and I think the problem is is that will school I'm in right now they really like to screw you over and I am kind of in a need of money and having to pay tuition and a bunch of other [ __ ] like that but uh yeah but I've been trying and I'm glad y'all heard me and stuff I'm glad I can at least come in here and uh you know I guess sure what I got yeah absolutely well thank you for showing thank you can akashi and I'm glad you weren't the sex offender oh no wasn't the sex offender so I didn't like it did I no well it's up to Jackson I've never seen the show uh yeah I think he should definitely make it into the top eh all right put them in there then Jackson all right yeah thanks guys I appreciate it I can't move him Charlie Jackson is gonna be a real heartbreaker when we tell the top eight that there's only three of them in there okay oh that was quick ah welcome that's to know that uh hello yeah you sing we're fast you can do it do it yeah I believe if I die young bury me in satin lay me down on a bed of roses sink me in the river at dawn send me away with the words of Allah son o Lord make me a rainbow shine out on my mother she'll nam say with you she's standing on my colors oh and life ain't always what you think it ought I being no ain't even grey but she buries her baby the sharp nose well the show love it just enough time let's punish you okay are you a good sister you your Edgar's sister aren't you yeah Jackson I think we've got our first conspiracy great great work but I know yeah absolutely great look thank you get your ass in here Edgard Angeles come to finish off real quick we got it we got a situation here also Jackson you can move it to the top eight I think yes absolutely but I want to hear from Edgar it was that was surprising so this is what I'm thinking that right now the top eight is gonna be dominated by actual good female singers we might wanna like we might want hello that was your sister wasn't it it was not who was it I solved that case that's squawk man from the discord whoo oh you noticed yeah it's one of fans when your international friends Charlie oh nice I thought it was your sister no no no why don't you get your sister Jada to sing for us yeah I mean where is your sister want me to call her yeah it's when you get her into this played not got a call on the phone ma doesn't work no oh you're terrible thank you anyway thanks for clearing that up Russ so what do you think Jackson I think I'm gonna have to split the top aides thank you the primer is good and what into actually talented individuals it doesn't matter though because the audience is gonna be voting on you I say [ __ ] top eight will just take everyone's but make note of like the good people we won't limit it to eight I kind of remember Muslims be honest it's like there's been people or people Jackson it's not hard there's no I remember the talented one that's what I'm saying oh yeah but I don't remember what anyone else did yeah all right I used the resep Saturn I can cut it towards ya hey um you know I wasn't followed by Chase but me and chase there he is oh there we go oh those three of you yet no me and chase um we do have a talent and our talent is a bomb-ass ad reads so we were gonna just go ahead and do one for you guys real quick just like this no way you're using the platform just to get your own little adsense that's kind of absolutely not and no that works so um I don't think do you want us to set the stage for what you know what you go in blind alright chase do you want to open it with not you coming home from all right yeah I'm a lovely husband cooking at cooking at my stovetop let's paint this picture I'm cooking my stove no your though you're the wife lovely husband okay and we're just cooking a quick meal and then I chase enters and I'm the masculine sounding wife okay we're a very effective ad read this if you don't want to buy whatever you okay honey I'm home oh hello honey how is it going it was terrible at work today Johnson messed up all of the accounts Terry lost my mail I was in shambles the entire day but I'm just glad to see you well well let me tell you I've been at the stove slaving away all day and boy do I have a good pot of stew cooking for you and it's gonna make that bad day all better oh I do hope it's that blue apron chicken we've built up oh it's that blue apron chicken that we did or is see especially after you that podcast you listen to where you used blue apron calm / official to get us 30 free meals sent directly to our door I did get such a great deal on that oh my goodness those boy get you so many good Oh the broth all over my crotch area all of the hair is gone from that region you oh my god I could have just avoided all this pain but how no I know what you need you need manscaped oh if only I could have avoided these third-degree burns and an intense pain in my scrotal region the tip of my area will never be the same all you need is a nice smooth shave by a manscape they can hook you up oh do you have a code I can use I do it's code official I don't think that's the code that's great it's gonna remove us boys for that you're peddling someone else's manscape deal oh yeah I like how this was an advertisement for an advertiser yeah well we don't even want your winner's circle if you have it just oh you're not even on the table well I mean it why I think you'll find that it was but we don't even want it really you spent like four minutes early getting two ads in those man's cans that was manscaped and those blue apron that was it right all they've left guys I'm getting a lot of dm's from companies looking for us well I guess it was effective in that regard thanks to the resep good JIRA what did you think of that Jackson oh yeah I mean I enjoyed getting paid by those companies if they removed that ability for me I'm going to be quite quite a sad blue apron if you're out there listening please don't listen to him they did not make me at the brand I can draw bow we won't be able to see it but you can describe oh they could strain them drawing I guess that's not a good idea what someone's gonna whip their [ __ ] out everyone is trustworthy on the internet but when you put it that way we'll save that for the next one we await the next I sound like a 12 year old boy today back to the real talent now Jackson unless they are girl boy yeah appreciate it plays a crime salt why thank you hello gentlemen mmm I'm here to play the melodica melodica for you it's a great or sing whichever you prefer let's do the melodica but all right if it's not good then I can definitely sing okay all right [Music] [Music] Jackson I [ __ ] it up chief said damn it that's right we're getting a big tour of the video game sounds right [Music] all right I'm just gonna stop while I'm ahead kind of well I have nothing but respect that it is I too am a proud owner of a melodica I don't know if you knew that it really yeah it is difficult to find any kind of tabs for it because no one respects it so there's like I don't know all right there's almost no information on like the proper chords all I could find was the song of storms and post Malone yeah I found like some channel that's entirely in Spanish to learn all my songs from a lot of good duel this is a duel of sorts a duel melodica too as my you know my backup vocals from the melodica I see so okay they see what you got stage as Charlie said song of storms makes people wet okay too fast slightly too fast not my toe it's not too fast perfect that's it oh we wouldn't have a clue just notes we're hitting what no big you're rolling my fist over five different keys would cause some sort of not not with the melodica it all sounds the same gotcha I got anything else there's the the duel over no I could finish it off Jurassic Park all right I got another movie for you he's not the one visited oh no don't stop Jesus Christ weirdest part I'm sorry that's all I know sorry because you can't play the other parts of it ya know Star Wars classic oh wait [ __ ] [Music] now whatever I'm just gonna give up that was supposed to be Demon Slayer but I [ __ ] it up mmm the only music oh I tried to learn that one on the automat tone but I couldn't figure it out the otamatone it's a good one suppose we said well I think it's I think it's fair to say the melodica always sucks huh it's just don't mind uh what color having a headache if that's if that's how I can do for you yes thank you yes okay uh Tom Jones or Rick Astley Tom Jones it's not unusual ah that guy yes of course it's not unusual to be loved by anyone it's not unusual to have fun with anyone but when I see you hanging about with anyone it's not unusual to see me cry I wanna die I get nervous singing in front of a big crowds don't I thought you did fine yeah thank you thank you absolutely any time thank you oh I didn't realize you were gonna have camaraderie over the melodica thank you we'll get more people in sounds great well I know it's been a disaster no I thought overall as far as the melodica goes that's about the best you could ever hope for well what does the melodica even look like it's that piano that your work is it hello DJ DJ swing yeah are you calling in from the wilderness on earth so you later bye now I got my ear pad just because I'm broke through said you know so yeah no I never thought you hear it blade you know yeah yeah take it away oh cool have y'all ever heard Chet Baker hello Chet faker okay yeah I I'm a thing feel lucky stars above nothing with the love to lead the way I found any russian play could guarantee I was a fool to Fong it that way I hose the last good day although I can't dismiss the memory of her kiss I guess she's not me well I'm sure your voice is absolutely magical I think the glory of the callin is what you trade you unfortunately there for sure well Thank You DJ slim thank you good night YouTube in yes that's a shame yeah I feel like it's gonna be real hard to come in here with it even like a great talent with a bad mic and still pull it off it's tough yeah well if you come with the intention of singing yes you oh yeah well what else what the [ __ ] else is there actually yeah I guess that's all a lot of voice tonight thanks to the resurfaced I feel like maybe the Macho Man impressions could have been made better if the quality wasn't there possibly yeah I feel like at this point if it was the real macho man it would have sounded like [ __ ] to and people would have booed him thank you the reset Blackbird who's been your favorite of the night so far Jackson no it's it's extremely difficult to say both of the scenes obviously I was gonna go with the Jetsons guy to be honest welcome my also did like the original rap the rapper nocturnal yeah what do you uh so I played this song I'm kind of nervous but I'm gonna get over it I got some water with me mm-hmm all right play guitar and sing so here we go I'm really see these ancient riverbeds see where all the fall he's led down by the water down by the main track I was just some toe head teen feelin out four fingers to get in me down by the water down body your names I the sea is on me son [Music] so knock me down there me uh but I would bury it all broken just to feel my cut down by the water down by the your main drag ain't go yeah I have a great voice that was so yeah discord kept me yeah kind of [ __ ] boy it didn't affect it too much I could still hear low song I could play that's not like as fast maybe won't cut out your welcome to I mean yeah I think it's safe to say you the best male singer tonight if that means anything to you mm-hm well I I was hoping I could get in there to get a male singer to represent yeah yeah I think you've done that easily alright well perfect out I'll give one little Homer verse of this song it's a little sad yeah take take a victory lap all right drink up baby stay up all night with thing you could do you are watching mine the bird sanctuary Oh me you'll never see promises your drink up with me now forget all about breath sureties you'll do what I say make you okay try them moving the images stuck in your head there you go solid very nice I mean yeah nothing more to say about that this good but I run it well and ironically sweets good should I drag him in Jackson no that's blank so much thank you for showing us a problem Jackson if you were coming in here what talent would you try and showcase besides LEGO building you can't take away my one palette Rowley that's that's sabotage no no I mean like a real talent not just fun oh I wouldn't say that I have many talents I guess I could play piano can you actually play piano not extremely well and I'm very rusty but yeah Wow welcome to the Thunderdome Oh dandy hey what's up Charlie and Jackson what's going on man I'm pretty good how are you guys doing today doing great I've heard a lot of good talent I can play one song on guitar right now that's all we'll need I can start whenever whenever you guys want start whenever you're ready we're ready whenever you alright excited [Music] music it sounds like that music that loops during construction simulator games you can make a fortune yeah it really does with sound like coal hold music like I'm on the lines of like a Facebook and I'm learning about auntie backs backs yeah Kickstarter background what is this melody called Andy [Music] definitely talented it sounds like you are talented yeah you were able to both insult the song you were playing and continue playing it that was wonderful thank you thank you well thank you all right well thank you again man I'll put him in with the winners just cuz I like these attitude he could maybe play them some said time put asleep in submission thanks for the prime Slayer in the resub Brandon and not so Asian from the prime diamond dealer I respect the ability to insult what you're doing what we're doing it that is admirable I respect that as well so thank you one Kaylie great well how many how many more people are we going to vet or I haven't a [ __ ] clue man I'm in it for as long as you want to be in it and then we can take it to the next stage yeah well we still do so are we getting everyone back in whoever like the top eight is eventually are we going to perform I guess it's more like if it's yeah that'll be up to the chat like if it's close or something if it's like a [ __ ] landslide I don't think there's a reason to I mean it's chat voting on who wins anyway how do we have someone doing the straw poll yeah I will be no thanks to the recent night goal my sleep what would you perform if if you were to come on here and do a talent show for a talent show um yeah it has to be something like really quick and like easy to listen to so even if it sucks ass no one's like offended like I don't piss off any senses or anything so I'd probably do like like an action figure showcase same way I did in fourth grade you start clanking action figures together so I'm gonna let the play with Lego but you're allowed to play with a few figures yeah but mine's kind of like pseudo ASMR mmm why should have surprised we haven't had any ASMR artists I'm actually a little shocked as well there are any ASMR people someone who can make me feel relaxed after all this make a wet spot in their shorts you just joined the discord Mauricio that's about it hello post well holy [ __ ] I'm in stage hi big fan big fan okay so uh I could do several talents see I can I'm kind of worn out then ready yeah the audition process in this is very well they're really testing they they're just like BAM do this BAM do this BAM do this I'm at peak physical condition right now I'm ready so what is what would you say is your best talent my best talent I'm like a potpourri and now I'm a little bit of everything just a bunch of mixture things like it's like mush with yeah I am a melting pot of talent perfect mm-hmm yes so I'd say my best talent is my trombone playing however ooh it's at school so I can't do that oh that's the last place your talent breaking into school well yeah I'm gonna try but my next talent is a push-ups but it doesn't really go in audibly so you just have to imagine me doing like I don't know 60 push-ups in a row but if you're just gonna tell us how many pushups you do why'd you aim for 60 you could have gone for like 2,000 that would have been oh I wouldn't have believed mm yeah that's the I'm 80 60 yes it's it's impressive because it's bolita believable that's right in that realm of realistic possibility yeah I can squat 320 pounds anything you can actually show us yeah I can do a Joe Swanson impression hold it oh that's a far cry from the fitness hey hey hey like this egg this ditch impression oh I can also do a Gollum impression because that's the same exact [ __ ] thing my process oh I can I can vocally sing the entirety of the cowboy bebop theme okay it's like bunny okay [Music] [Music] thank you thank you well far be it for me to make this sweeping judgment but I think your Joe Swanson was the best thank you I'm very proud of that it was pretty I will give you marks for dedication to that last bit that went on more than I thought would be capable yeah I think that yes or more than done sensibly I have I practice it at least twice a day I think you perfected it at this point thank you I think I have to but you know I feel like my philosophy is there's always room for improvement yeah well as long as it doesn't come to the cowboy bebop song I suppose I think it's peaked on that one yes I can also do a Homer Simpson laughs but I can't talk like him he's just sounded pretty close no more needs to be said about that yeah that's pretty good yeah well I think I've a thank you said your repartee I have to recharge for next time yeah yes thank you for having me I was literally just doing homework and I just came in here not expecting much so this this is may minute no no thank you of course yeah thanks for coming on yeah thanks yeah y'all have a good night you two shout out to James Park followed James Park oh whoa do you think he'd do you think he did that cowboy bebop thing in the audition room no there's no way No hello back hey gentlemen how are you doing darood since I said all right I got a little Gary come home cover for you guys Oh prepare the tissues yeah classic classic Gary no no I was wrong I messed up and now you're going [Music] Kevi I'm sorry I neglected you oh I never expected you to run away and leave me feeling this empty Yomi alright now it sound like music to me please come home cuz I miss you Gary [Music] Bravo that was that washed the sour taste of Cowboy Bebop right out of my mouth Gary come the [ __ ] home that was beautiful yes bring my boy home I'm begging you yeah magnificent well I think no more needs to be said there you're going through yeah oh thank you thank you for your service Jackson carry him to the golden ticket make sure the fat five gifts up sir Surgenor and the prime her own her own her own Khanum a name and the prime pixel and you just entered in the discord oasis into the Thunderdome I'm sure I've heard the song at some point just not that Gary won but the Cowboy Bebop one very great talent for you guys Oh give me one second year you're just gonna cue up selection magic trick or something ah Jackson benefit to me [ __ ] umber she's she's gifted a thousand and eighty two it's not sick she's an extremely sweet sweet sweet talented person well do I have to learn five hundred she's a smart businesswoman I'd say that no I'm just saying myself oh that's a Power Move yeah that's impressive well thank you when you're at the time I don't know why I'm thanking you but the he thank you and appreciate the tier 1 mole game what's your basis Russians accent I you know like we've talked about this on the podcast I can't do impressions no no but what's your best one I'm ruined those impressions no one does it no not everyone does impressions I don't yeah well right what do you do or I remember yours mr. Squidward no no not just yes that was yours yes that was one that's plankton by the way and yes that's one of my impressions but it's not my but I'll do an impression of plankton mr. Squidward that's you're stealing my impression that's cheating yes believe if I did it better no I don't think so I see I do a pretty spot-on impression of scooby-doo I suck at impressions but I still like full rectus rut ro no that's Jesus you need to be Oh raggy okay that's pretty good I'll give you that now what's your best Russian I can't do impressions I can't manipulate my voice in any conceivable way I've just ride the wave comes out you just have to really get into character icon I shut the [ __ ] up rim stir I'm waiting for Jeff what were you thinking when we get here what are you doing Jesus I was saying no Oh Jackson what's your best impression well let's listen listen to this Psalm and see if it gives me any kind of creative energy and then I'll see what I can conjure up take it away chase okay okay okay here we go fly me to the moon let me play among the stars let me see if spring is like on Jupiter and Mars in other words hold my hand in other words baby kiss me fill my heart with song let me sing forevermore you are all I long for all I worship and I adore in other words please be true in other words in other words you know I you know I love I love you I'll chase you have a beautiful voice I were you looking up the lyrics or is that just how the song goes what no I I mean I had I had the song playing in my ear so that I would know yeah I just sing it without listening to something Jase you'd like to constantly surprise me like out of nowhere you'll have like all of these talents at like multiple different things solid stone it was very beautiful yeah thank you hopefully I gave you some creative energy Jackson oh [ __ ] yeah can you do a Frank Sinatra yeah well thank you chase yeah thank you very much appreciate the resurvey a Rosa so what do you axon that should have inspired something deep in there hmm I can't even think of the sentence now that was just going over my head oh you can't come up with a passion yes i-i've never give me give me a line Wow Scoob Wow Scoob no that's not what shaggy sounds like Wow Scoob goes around the park in the trenchcoat and flashes kids come on just get whoa gee you need to really you're not trying alright wait let me let me get into position maybe it's all about the body plus yeah that's what it is well does it joint Scoob that one felt good it sounded good Jackson now you see anyone can do impressions when they're in the right position yeah arch your back for what it comes out naturally oh you're really getting in there I'll take my $500 now yeah matthew lillard move over we got a new shaggy vo out here yeah why didn't they poach me for the new Scoob movie I couldn't imagine these are the reefs all lobster welcomes oh yo what's up well thank you thank you I'm here to play guitar nice punch it okay I'm a little bit nervous so I might [ __ ] it up a bit natural okay you ready yeah intro yeah [Music] take a long there's not a thing left to say just watch it all fade away and it's a funny thing the way it all still runs through me if it's all you leave me wet I don't even mind [ __ ] just alone [ __ ] me long last look only way before those days most nights you spend your time trying to hide in the last breaths of the past pretending to be anything that will distract you from the life that you let go but I know that it's hard when everything reminds you you're always falling behind everything reminds you you're probably wasting your time everything reminds you you can't ever be what you are but at least you can say if you didn't stand by me I'd be alone if you didn't stand by me I would still be along it was the life that I stole from late nights on curb sides and I can't seem to ever get it back you are my only piece of mind left when you left and I can't seem to ever get it back without the [ __ ] I'd have no idea anything went wrong all right yeah oh yeah talk me sorry that was like really fast no you're great you right yeah then Thanks all right welcome to the top eight yes next time it's a deceptive title much more than eight in there should I stop moving people out of that no go get the message no uh wow there's a lot in there though huh well I'm just moving everyone thank you the tier one Tony commander Cruces is a practice run in the primer box everyone's a winner in my eyes Oh can you do accents Jackson I imagine you probably oh Jesus stop doing stop putting me on the spot with voices and stuff you know I can't do anything impressive with my voice hello Rosie shows welcome Rosie great good all right um I just have a little sorry um when I was about 13 years old I used to live in an apartment where I had a ghost in there and I named it Charley I don't know why oh yes it was because they used to and whenever would come home used to be rearranging the dishes and it wouldn't stop unless I would say hi Charley and the thing is that nobody would be home because I was a latchkey kid so I just go home from middle school to an empty house and my parents would be working and nobody would be home and I just wanted to tell a story they told me to tell a story so how did you actually saw a ghost doing dishes no she saw me doing dishes I was a little confused on that so you you had to say why and he left yes and then yeah then he would stop molesting my dishes anyways I can sink for you now oh oh it's two talents that was all work up to the singing yes yes okay well sometimes I go out by myself and I look across the water and then go all the things what are you doing in my head I paint a picture and since I've come home well my body's been the man hands and no ginger head and no way you like to dress oh and stop making a fool out of me oh why don't you come on over thank you excellent work have you heard the cousin Skeeter intro I don't know it's song you sang but that sounded like the cousin Skeeter intro oh no that was Valerie uh covered by Amy Winehouse ah yes she was known for the cousin Skeeter intro I imagine absolutely all right Jackson put her in the top eight well thank you for joining us excellent work oh we simps we reported the top eight well we've put literally every person for the last 15 in the top eight oh yeah so that is a good point yeah it's not exclusive to women thanks to the prime Luke and the recept austie in fact the only one we haven't put in the top eight was aired in Chase where simps for all genders of course you really can't do like anything interesting Jackson Oh welcome John oh thank you I'm gonna be singing today just for fun I'm ready that's what it's all about having fun all right man this is a set of Louie's by Gregory Alan isakov's hmm wait no graffiti were we somewhere in between i'ma go see you your ago who still need a bird's-eye view Sam OH boys obviously in the dirt you know Zen bro genstrings other eyes are shining like to see for you the Queen say Louie i'ma go to you you're coasting me bird's-eye view the same to me cutting through the avenues that always found my way to you the heart beside the hook the hammer like and fumbling around in the soaked spending time chasing go sold me down let me down have you heard of Daisy down hold me down shy all right that's it I didn't mean to drop it II heard of Tay Zonday that reminded her to say something yeah you sound a lot like ru Kazon yeah you know I could be yeah that I don't know you should have done Chocolate Rain he loves like traveling rain real fear can you do yeah yeah pom pom that [ __ ] out sure all right look here let me look up the lyrics for this song well we don't need the whole song you just do the famous part right it's a Chocolate Rain huh some stay dry and others feel the same shock it rain no a baby born one tag 2/4 in shop with rain this school books say it can't be here again shop it's rain let the presses we found him again he's back on the internet seitan oh my cover Jackson put him in the top eight we have a celebrity in the right they're gonna have to compete with Tay Zonday can you sing it all Jackson can you'd leave me alone I'm here to host so there was no this is none of my contract you never said I had to perform fatale I'm just asking can you sing well I certainly well 2019 I wouldn't do [Laughter] you wanna give me attitude you son-of-a-bitch well no steam which me use it I was gonna say when I sing in the car is I feel like I sound great oh yeah well when I sing in the shower it sounds good no that sounds like [ __ ] the acoustics are all wrong that'll never seen you listening to me singing in the shower you know no one can sing well on the shower it's a well-known scientific fact what deep it sounds nice in that No maybe that's my telling maybe is my talent is singing nicely in the shower matter of fact Mauricio Mauricio said he highly doubt it well I'm going to bottle horror gets chat welcome aboard swiggity is it singing oh no absolutely not that's that's interesting I'm real drunk I've been waiting like two hours but I can play piano here we fall face-first into like the [ __ ] middle seat and just died alright well take it away what do we got alright we're going to start with a little [ __ ] song storms from Zelda if anyone likes a little nostalgia yeah [Music] I [ __ ] it up we're just gonna switch it up again it's gonna beat [ __ ] [ __ ] you already researched up again [Music] well there it is there's my talent this is the farthest thing but yeah and especially considering the circumstances I've been waiting for like two hours men I've been posting stupid [ __ ] in chat like I'm a peacock when we fly like [ __ ] yeah how drunky yes a half a bottle of Crown Royal and like [ __ ] three mimosas okay why are you drinking alone it does make it more impressive oh that's all he ever do man [ __ ] the sad boy life well I wish I did Madison I got doggy got a dog you hear she's sleeping though yeah that's well that's good oh yeah thanks for giving me a chance I don't even care about the money I just wanted to play for the masses amen man well you did great yeah thank you put him in the bank Jackson oh oh oh so surprised literally every edge to the prime John and the resub guinea pig well Jackson I'm going to take a tinkle real quick so it's too late welcome zombie person hello I have been told by one of your admins to turn me down by 60% because I have allowed us violin okay yes okay oh god I can't select him please do oh [ __ ] I'm ready I'm in position [Music] yeah mm-hmm do you know the intro to faint from Lincoln Park I have no [ __ ] clue that is freestyle safe it's handsome I couldn't play you um the Hungarian suicide song I don't know what that means but take it away Oh have you ever seen Schindler's List I have seen that a very very brief showing it a little bit take it away [Music] [Music] fantastic turn it dislike Schindler's List I think around 20 people put themselves in hungry for that song that's pretty good lawlessly okay that's a weird song I guess yeah with the wid statement to make it up to playing this well I mean what else you're gonna say about the [ __ ] Hunger Games suicide song sir I guess that's a good point it is called the Hungarian is that the real name of it um I it's well the real names in Hungarian it's been called the Hungarian suicide song by quartet really big but the fortunes list that was you know well take him to the top a Jackson oh wait before you go I want to uh do one thing I have this strange ukulele small guitar thing um it has three strings mm-hmm it is tuned if anyone knows a little bit music theory and death soon Dean okay and I like to play it with [Music] I'm better with the guitar yeah yeah it sounds like Renaissance Fair [ __ ] where you'd see like parents why did you do this instead um well violin would get me to the top faster and then I'm gonna come in with what a Mexican guitar well he he's caught on to our strategy of putting everyone in the top eight exactly it seemed going in the top double late now hmm well bring him in Jackson actually I can't select him you'd have to do it now I'm on it all right I've got a tinkle on this one Jackson so I trust your judgment my judgment you Oh I'm you know probably back in the middle of it but until they don't run run okay I'll be back in a minute funky I'm in hey fellas I'm sorry about what happened earlier but I'm here with an actual real talent this time be good please no oh it's an actual talent it's an actual talent you guys are gonna want to see this one all right well I don't think they can see it Charlie's in the toilet yeah you just missed your chance well I mean I don't I don't even think you can put visuals on the screen that's why we're doing audio only yeah but this one your screams will be enough to tell the people what's happening well would you like me to watch yeah go for it all right this is a murder miners speed run real quick of a parkour map um yeah so I'll start it right now all right so do you want to hear like the walkthrough yeah for the people who want to I'll tell people what he's actually doing he seems to be shooting a gun flying through the air and murder - oh we didn't make it he is indeed speedrunning this would be impressive if anyone knew what murder mine well Jackson J force knows who it is that big beautiful man who were created how long does this paid run go because I feel like it's already uh Oh interesting mmm changing up the strat a little bit just so it doesn't get dry no the real speedrun is if I get done before Charlie gets back I heard P comes back soon that's for sure well it's almost over this is truly great fifty so that's good I'm glad I'm sorry I I didn't realize we can put things on the screen well at least at least I go to watch it you got the witness that all right your finalists our next one oh I will Jesus Christ you couldn't have timed your piss better why what happened Aaron came in and demonstrated the speedrunning murder - for me he Oh awful that sounds fair holy [ __ ] he short it's a it's a camera - the camera angle it's but I isn't that aspect ratio no no no no you are a shorty no well you'd be wrong five foot six correct yeah and it's pretty good as long as you're happy with it look at look in the camera and say that you're happy about I think let's see if your talent is lying to yourself in front of honcho I mean if you showed me a Rorschach yeah I may not say yeah see tight in there probably wouldn't say that why don't you just wear Platteville shoes well history you walk her out of the background you got like [ __ ] giant boot so I'll just stream in a trench coat and I'll just be on Matt's shoulders yeah thank you imagine how hard you'd be if you couldn't position your camera properly because you're so tall your heads just outside of the camera how about Billy Orlando's a cool place you don't even need to suck any dick there you'll have fun you can still suck dick there if you want well then telling him not to just there's a lot more to do in Orlando besides sucking wiener why visit Orlando's you know something you're my welcome aboard hello alright well I think my singing is better than my Matthew McConaughey impression but I can try I kind of would hear the Matthew McConaughey my name is Ross Cole I like drinking Lone Star and solving mysteries hmm well you definitely better than me that's a show that sounds like something math not at all all right oh there we go is the guy that's kind of guy now listen here Marty we got to go find the killer it's not gonna be easy you know it's a little tour through his movies now yeah well no that's the same it's actually a TV show Charlie I've never seen it so you haven't seen true detective yeah I told him to watch it I've been trying to convince him over the last few weeks is this just your way to get me to watch it Jack I hired this I had Matthew McConaughey to copy a few lives from my payroll Star Wars is the best and they're like dinosaurs that's C Jackson people think they think Star Wars eat dinosaurs I said that's not a fault of me that's a bowl of you guys you know - your friend apparently that's what they think of when they hear Jax and you mean they have why why goes in dinosaurs man I have a Lego Harry Potter Star Wars set all put together you know is this still Jackson there's this you know this is Jackson doing it Matthew McConaughey yeah I mean I wanted to sing but I guess you guys already have a ton of singers yeah if I could take it away but yeah as long as it's in Matthew McConaughey's voice is it possible do we have the kind of technology when I had you to myself didn't want you around those pretty faces always made you stand that firm crap that's it that's all you get both the same I like leaves them wanting more put them in the top a Jackson oh yeah sound so happy I haven't built a lego in but since since the Taj Mahal in Florida you saw you two months sober I haven't felt the edge that's good hopefully you don't fall off the wagon again a few visits to Lego Anonymous put me on the right path all cured welcome Tahoe hello oh hi I'm here with the trombone no uh-uh classic I'm currently like a freshman in high school but and that's like all I learned from it those are was that a sad song or a happy was the up song so sad so sad yeah yeah that's a sad one yeah do you know a happy song on the trombone is does that exist I can play a little bit of the first part of fly me to the moon if you play the up song quicker it doesn't become happy look you know it's very sweet running it yeah good job well I put him in the top eight Jackson even fulfilled your request yeah he did everything we could have asked for hey guys okay so hey do you think that's enough do you think that's enough top aides uh do we have 30 like I bet money yeah yeah yeah yeah we think that's enough can you bring in the guy that does the jar-jar though yeah oh I don't know some guy said he does charge a just for me Charlie yeah just to make up well I wouldn't call them insults but yeah I'll bring the charger you could start dragging the people from winners and you could do voting if you want yeah that's good okay I'll find the charger then thank you mm-hmm we're gonna send him to Stahl was last touch a Dutch guy probably never showed up where was the guy that said he does professional stand-up comedy I guess I'll have to wait for a different man actually this was going a little peek behind the curtains tonight this was going to be a comedy team right yeah it was gonna be stand-up comedy oh we we had one not Billy oh yeah the guy whose dad makes out with his neck yeah which was uh uncomfortable to salable it sounded more like a crime than a comedy skit it was a accusation what's his tab I'm pretty sure he's in the top eight so we can talk to him about it if we want if you know Carly yeah I need to write down so who do we have I'm gonna write down them and then their talents as well so how should we do this like a so what I was thinking would make the most sense we take them in groups of two and they do like one last you know rah then we do this draw Pole whoever wins obviously it's gonna be it's gonna be a challenge though if it's two of them and they've already like they've only got like one Talent like one impression and they've already done that in the previous well then it's a cutthroat competition baby you gotta come equipped but do you think that like in groups of two like a Noah's Ark but for Talent yeah sure okay that just makes yeah it makes no sense to me uh why don't we just go from the bottom to the top we're bringing a zombie person and torille in here okay wait how do I come wait hold on how do i what I'm trying to figure out how to do a straw all right just I'm just gonna mute you two real quick and once once toys figured out how to use the Internet then he will meet you do you know how to do a straw poll yeah you just got a straw poll no you can do it through which I've done it twice oh well the no I don't know I think it's slash pole yeah that was exactly it okay so total and zombie person till we have a time limit and people don't know what these two have done they will will introduce them I'm not starting it now I'll start it after they do theirs okay so I can unmute them yep alright Toru hello again welcome back zombie cousin torille you go first win the votes of the chat what makes you other than zombie person this [ __ ] right here I'm so good I was pretty good zombie person your response is that a crab right yeah toriel do you have a follow-up um let me see here I feel like I used most of my material earlier but you can go back over go back material [Music] both just jam out at the same time for a slower song I didn't recognize that at all alright well that concludes that chat can vote now who moves on to the next round oh this weird luck Sami person are we playing liking it no no well I mean I guess if you want to get like some last-minute votes in there oh God zombie person you you feel free to jam out in battle if you wanted they could just but both battle lobby person real-time updates are not looking good for you it's 82% in favor of torille [Music] I think oh I think I set the linked for way too long I'm pretty sure I put it to like two minutes I don't well the next time let's just do a minute well I think a minutes even too long I think 30 seconds is probably enough how do people vote is it just at the top of the screen yeah it should be or does that have to do exclamation point polled first no I think it's just at the top of the screen well if you're not seeing it at the top of the screen it exclamation point well zombie person you fought admirably yeah I'm glad I least made it here yeah yeah you did great I did an absolute honor zombie person told me up from here man I'm telling you oh yes you'll die tomorrow I'm pre I appreciate the good sportsmanship though absolutely of course made it onto the yeah oh you've made your point you're a good sport and we think now yep see you later I feed him I put him back in the top eight so hopefully no that's not helpful next up is Tom bomb and IRS IRS was an early front runner who was iris IRS was the first female singer we had hello everyone welcome back yeah it's so funny we've actually all become friends and the in the winter voice yet it got a little loud but we are we are yes so shout out to everyone in there I said yeah I stand no chance to say well give me your best okay first oh I say just top the bottom hit it IRS yeah okay hide your heart from side lock your dreams at night it could happen to you don't count stars or you humble someone drops a sigh and down spring church bells ring all right so am I allowed to do an impression of the that Eric guy who shot his G fuel thing even though like I won't actually be shooting things Carl okay so this is a quick impression okay [ __ ] saying got money oh it's pretty good right well it's pretty good yeah that was my nerf gun by the way I don't condone using other well let's see what the audience votes for but hey yeah it has been an honor yeah feels Charlie to keep competing yes Tom yeah and Charlie I just wanted to say I've been watching you since the sumo Tori video you four put out just gonna say no been in Aldi it's been it's been a great time just saying yeah this has been a fantastic night it is not what I expected to do on a on a Wednesday night but hey it's been a good time yeah I've got some killer news for you Tom the chat is voting in your favor right now oh come on guys yes that Carl impression may have just swayed the vote yeah I can't believe that which means you're gonna have to come up with a Thank You iris everybody thank you everybody that's here that Charlie you know [ __ ] y'all are [ __ ] great you've all been a pleasure to speak to and and chat was great everybody was great thank you oh very good work all around excellent and Tom bum you're really gonna need to come with the guns blazing oh yeah around absolutely I'll brainstorm right now all of you my name is not the IRS ha ha ha I am not really the IRS well that's good news at least all right Jackson next up is wiggity and sunk thanks guys yep thank you if you want to drag them in here makes the prime mayo and meat oh dear God sungkoo not you hello welcome back take it away oh definitely not a whole song let's aim for about 30 seconds 8 yeah the same time or do we give you the 40 no sungkoo goofy I'm too drunk man oh I gotta figure I blew my entire load during that I had to figure out oh is it it's 30 minutes it's only been like 20 volume adjusted yep everything's all set that's a warning for you chat we filter world you are so so to fight for third Oscar Newark rebuild your pearls we all we the brother should we forget go forward it's far older bro give their profits for the hawser we filled observe swords over and over again open your pores or just your words I was [ __ ] good what the [ __ ] man all right hold up do you wanna throw your vote behind sungkoo spaghetti I got a I got something up my sleeve give me a second I gotta ace in the hole [Music] the pole-zero [ __ ] that's that's a tone I can wag my finger I'm too drunk called up back in the melody holes up so everyone vote please sungkoo I just want you to know man this is not how I wanted it to be it's all good man remember the winner's circle for life men all is fair in love and war I pulled the [ __ ] car or whatever they did oh did you smash a can on your head no there was an actual shotgun in a shell came out he played a couple notes that takes true talent you well you've moved on to the next round I'd say maybe hide the gun for this next one why am I called appreciate the chance an opportunity a chat all I did was press keys until [ __ ] happened thank you so much and you think used to be giddy we'll see you soon yes excellent work gentlemen pine cone and snot yep pinecone and snart oh [ __ ] that's me uh hello hello how's it going boys it's going you have a 30-second performance for both of you 30 second oh [ __ ] I can do faster I mean I mean longer [ __ ] sorry [ __ ] I can I can i play another song I can go first if you want uh yeah go for it can you guys hear this mm-hmm yes you guys hear the guitar yep this might have gone over before the game it's run shot itself but [ __ ] this is a game of Thrones yeah it's the Lannister song rains of castamere snark beautiful it's my response okay here you're cool like stung I [ __ ] it up your strength I appreciate it the classic like yeah that way how did you get that way [ __ ] see you like these tangible problem but I don't I don't wanna be so afraid to get out of a get out of my head but you own you don't wanna be my love my favorite season winter is coming to an end but your cold like stomach [ __ ] yeah that way how did you get that way my voice is really deep right now I don't know my an appeal if it's closed quick pinecone oh [ __ ] how did you get oh [ __ ] bloody I come and they don't stop don't talk you dare doubt the second yah that first one it was very close between you boys you should we both be extremely right I'm gonna do a different song next time that songs a bit too high for me no you're gonna have time to figure out what you're doing next cool we'll see you soon this is Rosie shells and wait why is Rex competing hmm Rex no he didn't perform I think I think he was in choosing people may other than post calzone welcome back let's see if post calzone is here probably fell over into a puddle of their own vomit by this point yeah sorry you caught me off guard oh [ __ ] welcome back hey thank you thank you you're up first oh [ __ ] okay uh I've been so I've been taking your criticism I've been working on more on my Jo impression mm-hm and so I got a little something I got a little something do you got I'm ready okay so there's a show called Rick and Morty and Morty goes into the garage a sees a Beckel oh this is no ordinary bank here's this grandfather Rick Marty flip over the back it moves over you flips over the back it's Rick it's a pickle with Rick's face on it you don't think you could have chosen a worse and he goes Morty I turned myself into a big I bet go Rick oh I [ __ ] love that show alright I think you've done enough damage to your career rosy shells what do you think yes what is your response this one goes to Chad and everybody who's sleep deprived yeah it's one of my favorite songs I love it try not to go try not to turn on and want you to sleep [Music] sleep and I shall soon you'll come you and anoint your head then you feel everything's fine it's cool [Music] that'll do it the pulls up alright can I do a little sum of all the pulls up yeah you all right Joe I want to do a cover of a rage against the machines guerrilla radio strategy that's that one done - who wins cuz he was certainly hurt Rosie wins to be personally honest he won the popular vote we make an executive you can that you can deliberate with the council no no I think it's only fair that the popular vote wins democracy shall stand thunderous applause amen thank you for showing you by the way I've been a fan since I was 14 I'm 26 now and I'm actually buddy in the chat thank you so much guys I love you mom well thank you you keeping calzone muted on this slim chance oh yeah you had I thought I was still are great so he'll be on you've made it yeah yeah my mom just yelled at me the loudest she's ever yelled at me so it was all worth it well you're going into the next round alright a speed round next Mach the magician and Max Christ Lee why did we put so many [ __ ] people here Jesus you were the one that you say keeps you kept saying you have to be firm sometimes Oh alright hello kick it off max what do you get all right you owe me a run back get come home or what if that's what you want to represent yes I'd say just one trick Gary come home one all right cables like 15 seconds Gary now I know I was wrong I stopping now you go home Kevi I'm sorry I neglected you oh I never expected you to run away and leave me feeling this empty yo me out right now it sound like music to me he's come home cuz I miss you Gary beautiful your response that was I think that was better than the first time really huh a lot of time to practice yeah all right monk what do you have all right I've got another story beautiful a beautiful town from the sky to the ground a place where no one grows old not a problem in sight too full of delight or at least that's what I'm told it's all thanks to one guy with the power to fly a hero abiding his oaths safes kittens from trees always says please defeats the villains and ghosts ice beams from his eyes knuckle sandwich surprise bad guys stood not a chance strength of an ox biceps like rocks and a smile that compels you to dance an agent of justice a god amongst men people can help a cheer despite his talent and efforts valid there was one thing there was but one thing he'd fear a rumble in his tummy after sushi so yummy he felt nature's call he sat squatted his bowels knotted the feces refused to fall do you recognize that by chance Jackson I I wish I didn't let so sure so you do this that's a literary classic right there this is it interrupt but we have breaking news from Nick Cannon's room we have to Jar Jar Binks who want to have a cool pose up Wow it's another cutthroat l-lynette is creamy voices man yeah there's a wild but spring Gary I'm begging you boys maybe I'll pull it something different for next round if I make it you might want to quit you consider that now consider now yeah you're falling behind you've only got like 10 seconds you have dairy in the rain just singing in the rain I'm 33 years old my house was over for votes well played magician no it was extremely close guys what a nail-biter that is a [ __ ] greaser and a half right there ah excellent but it's very tall very good good work excellent yes well thank you for your time thank you we'll see you soon max get ready with more Gary I suppose windows all the way around now yeah I'm out uh didn't mean to mislead you thank you yeah yeah you don't baby like that I've misread that one just edging all right Steve Harvey Debs thanks for performing tonight max and it prompted a time yeah all right Jay Mac bring in the Jar Jar Binks impressions let's hear you're gonna be so impressed okay enjoy all right so who's going first in this duel you [ __ ] sick all right my old loop saved you're gonna hear something for a second don't be alarmed here we go [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] that was that was perfect that was beautiful that's not what I expected when they said there was gonna be a person doing a jar jar binks yeah that's a tough act to follow decoy your response he's got people yeah people voting over this by the way Charlie so you better get ready that in mind we're considering my very I heard shooting and it was very impressive and much better than mine all right let's see what we got then DK all right array [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] Laurene Jar Jar [ __ ] right there you guys need to work together wait wait you guys all night where the [ __ ] was this kind of [ __ ] earlier when we have jetsons pooting and whatever that was I'm so impressed you - that was perfect yeah well yeah that needs to be like some kind of big jar dry clap I don't even know how you [ __ ] choose from that maybe all right the polls up yeah holds up man that's that's [ __ ] wall what was that initial loop you came in Jamiroquai did I say that right well I think so I think he's gone maybe might be muted yeah I was super impressive that was not expecting that guy absolutely was not expecting that either oh I want you both to know no matter who wins both won and Al ha I specified decoys reserved decoy was the beatbox and Jamiroquai was the sound system that's why I specified we brought our own stuff to the table and I really I I super [ __ ] dig his beatboxing that's good that was [ __ ] great Jesus Prayer talented people came in with was was my audition okay okay to clear it I wanted to beat box for my audition but they wanted a judge you're talented enough to do that kind of [ __ ] on the spot with a like a prompt I like a loop I just the overlaid tracks that's that [ __ ] sounded like you'd be practicing that ja ja Binks bait hooks for the last 10 years I don't even know why we pulled that to be honest both of you just come back in the next round here that was just a useless poll like we're gonna have to wait we're gonna have to choose one of them Avengers yeah but not right now I want to hear him again oh god yeah you know my something new yeah next one's final though so to be the last or if you want you can discuss in private and become a like a combo theater 500 250 each you guys thought that out we're gonna move you over to the winners corner that was [ __ ] wild all right that was beautiful next is Kaylee and Jon welcome back hey thank you ready Joe me either John you want to kick this off oops my bad oh it's muted you know after your last round your flip over a table in the background all right thank you the resub Kelly sir if you haven't played this in a while but uh sing along if you know the words ready oh wait all [ __ ] oh I didn't notice the miss note oh there's no miss notes don't know what you're talking about that's about it that's as much as I can do to compete with last round words well dog couldn't save that huh are you just conceding because we didn't sink a way on to the next one you know I'm not conceding okay I can see me - Kaylee but I'm saying I go up against you know charger and charger the battery thinks I don't think I'm gonna wait oh yeah no we're [ __ ] oh yeah it's it's up to twitch chat it's whatever they're having so you never really was in my head all right Kaylee do you wanna do you want to put on a performance okay I'm actually just gonna do something like quickly acapella for you guys I'm gonna do the chorus from if I ain't got you by Alicia Keys some people won't well nothing at all if it aint you baby if I got you baby some people want diamond rings some just want everything but everything means nothing if I ain't got you yeah that's it that's all I gotta do I need to put up a poll Jonna do you want to admirably accept defeat here and now you know what he says I want to take it to the Jumbotron all right let's see what which chat is saying I have it's just my reverb I can do it again without reverb if it makes you feel better yeah I just in the pool it's just my reverb like some systems now yeah bring up the [ __ ] big guns now let's see what happens before I get off the stage shed I'm big boy underscore what does that mean okay the showers at Graham ranch you got 25% we tried it it was a good attempt well Kayleigh you're moving on all right next up is dandy and Evan I'm not see oh yeah we're almost through the top eight as they're called one two three four five six yeah okay hello welcome back how's it going it's going this this is a performance not a compensation what are you performing tonight I'm doing my guitar stuff again okay here crank it oh yeah hi I need to mention my mom is pissed at me for being up this late so I can't use my absence I say [ __ ] it what is what is she gonna do kick you out gonna beat ya you show her the $500 you got from then be alright with stiff competition yeah here we go I'm just gonna not use it I'll be up be considerate okay here's mom's storm [Music] [Music] inviting me of double D when he was playing that one instruments on the back of that boat going down the river dandy woods your response I decided to trash my guitar and pick up a French horn which I stole from in high school seven years ago I like that [Music] [Laughter] this is like a torsion elephants there is the smooth jazz well thank you yeah I think the poles ready on that one all right oh yeah Charlie I'd like to say I really like your videos keep it up thanks man Evan G table mat initially I put guitar for both cuz dandy played the elevator music right so I had to separate them quick Danny start ripping some C [ __ ] on the French horn to learn some like a brass recorder there's gotta be more juice in that school you don't have to stay in the competition no how long do you think is gonna go for very well could be a lot of a lot more contestants to go I guess I'll stay okay all right well good work that's Congrats next you learn Todd love you all hey welcome back boys oh thank you what do we have today um I really didn't do much even though I was sitting there for an hour or two so just doing probably gonna do verse 2 of 2019 guy thank you am i starting yeah oh I'm a 20-19 guy I think science is a lie I'm offended on patrol and shy I really go outside I don't have friends that's why I am offended all the time god I didn't do much ether but I can do the second part [Music] oh I can't put ass all right pulls up I can't say I can do that Liam I don't know what makes you think that I'm talented enough to do a song like what's Liam saying he's telling me to cover little woozy verts pop no time I already told you that you're gonna what oh Jesus Christ Todd you were playing the trumpet right that's what that was trombone yes well it was a great run you of the entire time all ice on the on the twitch comments with insults but you know probably the best I've gotten so far Eva let's hold me up from here I'm telling you it's the beginning of something great but I love your videos man that was making me smile well thanks man I appreciate the cover I'm also also a prime subscriber Thank You Todd you're moving on Kela you did great yeah keep that tromboney greased and ready for the next round rusty trombone Amen baby all right let's do next the [ __ ] is next chunky diarrhea and Captain Mikasa thanks to the prime loose nut take it easy Arthur all righty who won in a landslide it was Todd done they loved the trombone can you bring chunky diarrhea and Micajah in here I can't captain Kakashi and chunky diarrhea Oh hello welcome back Wow oh cool like mine look guys welcome back boys let's hit it first what are you doing okay so I'm gonna sing because it's just kind of easier and stuff so I apologize if I want to see my beautiful acting but so so I'm gonna sing out of season by Machine Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer all right here we go Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer had a very shiny nose and if you ever saw him you can even say it glows all of the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names and it porou da joining any reindeer games then one foggy Christmas Eve santa came to say Rudolph with your nose so bright won't you guide my sleigh tonight beautiful junkie diarrhea what do you got by rakishly oh [ __ ] right we're all strangers okay probably killed your chances your guide this way way no strangers to love you know that going you guys can both sing together if you well we were if you'd like you could do the jingle bells oh yeah if you know the words jingle bells Batman smells Robin laid an egg well I'm just gonna move chunky wins by default a great word chunky what about democracy I hey I am the Senate I know yucky there's no winners in this one here you've bowl up you've both committed a cardinal sin in this holy dojo are we evicting both of them from this tournament I think we save time you didn't tell you didn't take it seriously I expect you to come back okay it's nervousness well I love your accent so I used to look all right thank you for letting on I see see you both later all right and then Big Joe by himself well let's see what he's got what do you have to perform today but a pole I'll put you against no just just do Big Joe stays in or Big Joe out yeah okay take it away there was one guy on stage keep going of course it's two things struck me as I was walking today [Music] and then a truck keep going five seconds I love kaleidoscopes except those [ __ ] pieces of plastic to get your way I'm recovering intervention addict which means I have a problem there's no way to fix and I'm also it illegally blind which means I can't see [ __ ] but I can't tell anyone when I was young had a friend those killed in a game of Foursquare and by a force grand mean armed robbery you are blazing through this set right now you've made it Joe I got it by the hair of my chin will be seeing you here in a moment okay that means Charlie we have ten yeah ten five contestants yeah we have 10 left so let's see so it'll just a poll with all of them I think should they eat long would like their talent one more time yeah I think so I think that's fair whoa wait where's the where's the Binks brothers where's decoy and Jamiroquai oh yes yeah it's true so we got 12 yeah yeah yeah oh my gosh still a little bit of a well though this is the end of it though because they're all just gonna do their [ __ ] once and then others put up the pole okay then we're gonna bring them all in no not at one time we'll bring them in one at a time all right so let's get taro and first yeah well I want to make sure the Binks brothers are here though but we can just start DK months total take a bow why should they vote growling why should they vote for me well I'm not like a speech oh I played the melodica you know I guess all right ignore that [ __ ] up but I can't you know what I didn't think I was gonna make it this far I'm dropping the ball my hands are shaky I'm very tired well that's that'll do it you're on this list for people to vote for so torille you are older me I just I just realized I can only put five people on a straw poll does that mean we're gonna have to kick five people out so I think I think lastly the two jaja guys are medically and I would agree with that all right so I guess we're just choosing five so those two mm-hmm let's go who do you think so Binks brothers it was swiggity that yes we could he's the drunk piano man him mm-hmm mouthing uh yeah yeah yeah Kaylee what did what was Tom BOM again we've only got one more spots in who's one count yeah I don't remember was Tom bombs I'll get him in here and ask him hey Tom bomb what was your talent hello guys hi hi oh you were the almost sex offender no I was the dad and the Hickey thing oh yeah that's right your dad was the actual sex offender sure yeah we we can say that and then the [ __ ] bit saying ain't got money right right yeah yeah yeah yeah thank you okay so what do we think of him um probably probably not I don't know his dad kissing his neck it's kind of weird it's not very talented well he's talented but it wasn't a talented story Evan oh three what about him over no three we just heard from red the singer mmm maybe post cows owned that was Joe Swanson okay muck the magician was the nice guy like the seems a lot of people are want Big Joe or I can't tell if they want Joe Swanson or Big Joe which ones which well calzone is the Joe Swanson guy and Big Joe is a is the one-liners it's up to you I'll live it in your hands this is the ladder right yep I think if we're going for a show actually about tell I think you want to think about that Big Joe yeah I think you're right Oh big Joe's the one with the one-liners right yeah search Oh fine nothing personal yeah I think I'm thinking Big Joe I'm thinking big baby Joe yeah let's get him in here wait wait wait wait yeah we need the big Jess Bing spuds brothers Kaylie Big Joe and swiggity those are our finalists ifs we're conscious yeah Twiggy was the drunk-person right yeah so should we get swiggity in here yeah first to do it one last performance oh yeah hopefully all that many more in his life oh boy welcome back I have only gotten drunker as the nights going on but don't worry I'm here and I'm alive all right all right here we go suspicious about this though that's that's all I remember there's like a whole nother six minutes of the song I don't remember the rest of it well I'm starting to think that you're is that's cool man I didn't ask who you thought and I did my votes for him anyone who digs me is funny I'm just playing man I've been playing all night that's like the last song I know though so if we keep going on but I'm [ __ ] I'm gonna have to switch it's a compliment those two be giddy because that sounded so good that I assumed it was fake I appreciate that Jackson I appreciate you all right NECA is let's get Big Joe back in here while I still got the steam from those one-liners all right Big Joe you're in what's going on guys welcome back hit us with you said alright alright this one I'll try to take a little slower because I know I may have been an issue in the past I tried to throw away a trash bag once I got very confused I like to hang around bridges to help people who are about to commit suicide by jumping I pushed them off so it's murder instead I worked in a buggy Factory he was always getting punched I once time I saw in the supermarket garlic lovers hummus you know I don't know if I'd consider myself a garlic lover per se maybe a garlic acquaintance or maybe a very good friend of garlic are you reading these off of a website I'm getting some know this is all my notes are those notes stolen from other jokes yeah I know the others are stolen directly from one liners website but one time I remember I went up to a blind driveway tried to play checkers with it the thing had no clue I would see you exhaust will top up with dandruff shampoo and anti dandruff shampoo on my head at the exact same time and my head exploded before that's my own thought there's a very OHS look forward for any round but I swear you have not these are all mine blood is thicker than water this is not true if you take a lot of aspirin you have to blood sitting medications I saw a cool sign of the maternity ward one time it said it was on the door it said push I'm friends with this blind person we once thought that cheese grater was a book he was moved to tears by it that's Big Joe everyone thank you Joe yeah that's two done right it's three done actually Oh No you're right and now we had Big Joe swiggity swoogity yes so now Kayleigh and then the Binx brothers alright let's get her in mmm drag her in Jackson alright welcome back to the main stage Thanks so I'm just not gonna use reverb this time so chat doesn't call my voice fake yeah I'll just um I'll sing a little bit of rolling in the deep' I do for you guys and you can tell me hmm there's a fire starting in my heart reaching a fever pitch and it's bringing me out the dark finally I can see you crystal clear go ahead and sell me out and I'll lay your [ __ ] bare see how I leave with every piece of you don't underestimate the things that I will do there's a fire starting in my heart reaching a fever pitch and it's bringing me out the dark only girl with that solid beautiful yeah very good you got stiff competition though did you hear big Joe's jokes I'm a big fan of Big Joe yeah who is it alright we will see if it was enough now it's time for the big moment not regardless yeah thank you thank you thank you for having me of course bring him in Jackson let's do decoy first okay welcome back yes sir sounds good okay we're good well good good sick all right whenever you're ready wait my actors with the Jumeirah guy oh oh you're doing cool and that's looking fantastic yeah that's perfect that means it's for contestants second is this the last round what's up yeah yeah man we [ __ ] we dropped a whole ass track now yeah well yeah I'm [ __ ] keen already yeah I looped in some of this playing and now we're making I'm gonna live overlay some stuff punch it yeah let's do it [Music] [Music] [Music] Jar Jar Jar Jar squad jogs lab we gotta get a little rehab so the spitting spitting life now you know that we just gotta be not alive it's the jar Jar squad it's the jaja squad listen please don't listen in your ear pods cuz [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] now [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] that was that was that was impressive that you got old together within that short amount of time yeah gotta work you said you got dabbed on Jamiroquai I thought you guys did that together we clapped out the backing track and then he pulled that [ __ ] I don't know wear it out just like so yeah I had a little spice with the beatboxing at the end just so low but yeah the tracks were layered by him then I just added the beat in the beginning some stupid reps so would you consider yourself more of a Jar Jar impressionist or a beatboxer well at this point I don't know the success B of being a Jar Jar impressionist as outweighed my successes as beatboxers I don't even know what I am anymore what is your typical position Jamiroquai cuz you're Jar Jar song when when they first kicked off made it sound like you have a whole career of Georgetown music yeah I mean there's some secrets that you just don't share with a wide audience you store it in the jar the secret I may or may not have [ __ ] cabinets full of Jar Jar themed CDs you know and stockpiled for years mm-hm that may or may not be true yeah do you still have that track I think that'd be a great send-off track when we post this poll that shit's gone into the void but I do have the backing track of what just got played can you just redo it this is the old first round thing first oh [ __ ] I can't I can just make a new one good what did you record it that was so yeah that's another well I mean it is recorded on stream but what the [ __ ] am I gonna do posting the clip in the chat do it live again [ __ ] it I want to hear that bad boy one more time fresh from the oven let's put the pressure is [ __ ] any of it okay I'm just gonna go ahead and just [ __ ] drop here we go [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] slide for the big brothers yeah well unless there's a last-minute rally here Kaylee's in second place but by 400 votes behind old super talented individuals by the way yeah I wholeheartedly well Big Joe I mean Big Joe is a tough act to follow and yet somehow everyone was able to come in here and really put on quite the show to everybody yeah shout out to this guy who I met five minutes ago you guys should really drop like a full charge our themed album yeah this is that it'd be like a big like Jar Jar cardboard statue next to my [ __ ] deathbed and now if you could do Watteau that'd just be wild okay that's all we need next the full-fat will be the next talent show yeah shitty Phantom Menace characters Oh wouldn't that be a great theme just shitty Star Wars character night Ben quadrant eros he's got a he's got to be in there yeah I think I think you guys have taken this one officially now but Jackson was specular Jackson wanted to expend consolation prizes to 2nd 3rd and 4th Jackson would you like an announcement yeah I'll be I'll be spotting the consolation prize to Caylee Big Joe and swiggity so if you three could reach out to me on Twitter probably twitter.com slash Zell on PC I'll type it in chat for you reach out to me and I'll get you your constellations what a [ __ ] Saint and decoy or Jamiroquai the big winners whichever one of you just with whisper me on twitch your PayPal cute I barely used twitch I actually got in here because my friend wanted to join this talent show but then he couldn't get picked yeah I was cutthroat selection tonight okay again wisp how do you whisper I have no it's a [ __ ] primitive system I have no idea i straight-up don't have a PayPal so I might set one up and yeah I think that'd probably be the best course is there a preferable place of DMing I should go too I don't like she use twitch whispers but for this it's the most convenient okay I think I see search for people you send me the whisper now so I have your PayPal so we don't forget what a competition tonight though hi madam thank you to everyone who gave us and their confidence went out of their comfort zone to perform for us it was fun that was an enjoyable experience I'd say yeah absolutely we might do it more often who knows what will happen in the future yeah there's no I think next time it would be preferable to have some way of video otherwise the majority of talents are going to be the same if only twitch or discord invents our technology yeah and we can only pray did you get my whisper by any chance let me take a peek are you decoy beatbox by chance mix that's the one no I just need yours Jamiroquai well you need just use this court it's not like there's a built-in video featuring man no he means message them on this code yeah that's actually a much better idea actually nevermind sexy super shitty idea why I haven't checked this chord messages in a long [ __ ] time yeah he used to it - witch whisperer what am i sending did you send me your PayPal link or just send me a message real quick and let me know that it's you you don't have to set up a PayPal like right this second sleep well men know that history of the top four what do you mean oh also Jackson allegedly we had the number one beat boxer in America trying to compete but partner that was my partner really he's sleeping I just moved in with him we're we're do oh yeah Wylie [ __ ] Herman didn't pick him one of our judges wasn't good enough that the world's better beat books yeah competing at the World Championships this year together no good luck man yeah Godspeed I had far be it for me to be coaching here but I think you might have something with Jar Jar I was trying to like like I was harassing that dude in the VC before I was like let article Inlet article in but then he wasn't letting him in so article went to pet Annie and I was like bro are you [ __ ] kidding me like get on my mic I'll say I can do an oppression and then you just like pop off and then no it's alright man like you go in that [ __ ] nice he's gonna be [ __ ] surprised this Ellen yeah wily [ __ ] Herman I tell you he's fast so just to just to clarify who was a top-5 it was it was the the jaja brothers Kaylee Big Joe and sweetie right yeah okay I'll reach out already are you max the mind reader yes my old and really dumb name all right perfect all right I got to go to bed I'm [ __ ] tired yeah all right I'm gonna message those runner-ups I will talk to you later get everyone good luck everyone - yeah thanks everyone for tuning in never you doing any big thanks new subs welcome aboard sir I just saw that captain I'm glad you enjoyed it Bokashi I hope you enjoy the emails hope you all sleep well enjoy the wet dreams and take it easy

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Published: Mon Apr 06 2020